What does marriage mean to you? (867 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.47 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Dalai Queso (View user info) at 2007-04-28 01:42:47 EDT
Marriage still means what it always has, our society just downplays the
sanctity thereof. Marriage is a contract between a man and a woman,
where the two involved make a vow to stay together until their death.
Marriage isn't just a paper and a couple rings. Marriage is a growing
entity that developes and matures as the two involved invest sincere
effort in staying together through problems. When problems are overcome,
and differences are reconciled, three things grow in tandem that are
more valuable than anything else in this world - trust, respect, and love.
All too often, people feel the love has faded, the respect dissolved,
and the trust betrayed, and that this is grounds for breaking their vow.
Everyone knows that diet and exercise is hard work, but everyone knows
the results. What many don't realize is that the diet and exercise can
become an enjoyable discipline. The champion bodybuilder, like the
happy couple celebrating their 50th anniversery, was willing to invest the
effort initially, began to find joy in the work, and finally achieved
success.
Marriage is work, but a marriage worked out is joy.
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:53:35 EDT (#)
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http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/marriage
Submitted by Yougotthatright (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:04:49 EDT (#)
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Marriage means "No more passionate blow jobs"...
(face slowly sinks into folded hands on lap...starts to weep uncontrollably)
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:31:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:38:28 EDT (#)
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Marriage is trading "playing 'hard to get'" for "being hard to get away from".
My wife said that to me today. She's funny. I like her.
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Ahahahahahaha.
To put it succinctly - marriage is a covenant, not a contract.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:38:28 EDT (#)
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Marriage is trading "playing 'hard to get'" for "being hard to get away from".
My wife said that to me today. She's funny. I like her.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:02:08 EDT (#)
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It means fuck all to me, other than it's a handy way to ruin a perfectly great relationship.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-04-29 03:33:38 EDT (#)
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not having to iron my own shirts
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hahahaha...wouldn't happen in my house. You buy clothes that need to be ironed, you do it yourself. Fortunately, my husband does not ask me to do that.
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-28 16:27:56 EDT (#)
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ahahahaha wrinklebeast is reviewing posts as if he made them all.
That's funny.
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-28 16:26:52 EDT (#)
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meh
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-28 16:22:04 EDT (#)
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I was just joking about the pussy part wrinklebeast, or queso, or whatever your name is.
My point was, your sentiment, while admirable, is just not all that interesting.
And it certainly didn't make for an entertaining post.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-28 16:14:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-28 14:00:03 EDT (#)
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There is nowhere else I wanted to go with it. It's just an answer to the question that occupies the title of this post.
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as it is, it really isn't worth reading. if you want to answer that question, do it, but personalize it. make it interesting. make it worth reading.
Submitted by wrinklebeast (user info) at 2007-04-28 16:03:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-28 15:10:03 EDT (#)
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Sappy and trite.
I hope she responds, but you didn't tell her anything that would stand out, except the hilarious body builder analogy.
Why are you looking for girls on craigslist when there's so much pussy on ubersite?
The point of my post wasn't to score pussy. Didn't you even read it?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-28 15:39:53 EDT (#)
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not having to iron my own shirts
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-04-28 15:10:03 EDT (#)
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Sappy and trite.
I hope she responds, but you didn't tell her anything that would stand out, except the hilarious body builder analogy.
Why are you looking for girls on craigslist when there's so much pussy on ubersite?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-28 14:53:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-28 05:02:07 EDT (#)
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Hey hidden...
Those hands are wrong. If you were giving the finger to someone else, the thumbs would be on the outside.
In that picture, you're flipping the bird at yourself.
FIX IT
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well, i suppose that depends on your point of view. i like to think the fingers are staring you in the face when you load up this post as if to say, "hey, fuck you, buddy! this post is mega lame!"
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-28 14:00:03 EDT (#)
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There is nowhere else I wanted to go with it. It's just an answer to the question that occupies the title of this post.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-28 13:50:08 EDT (#)
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that's a fine sentiment, but go somewhere with it.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-28 10:37:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-28 05:02:07 EDT (#)
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Hey hidden...
Those hands are wrong. If you were giving the finger to someone else, the thumbs would be on the outside.
In that picture, you're flipping the bird at yourself.
FIX IT
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wow, good spot..
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-28 05:04:23 EDT (#)
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Marraige means arrrgghhhh to me.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2007-04-28 05:02:07 EDT (#)
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Hey hidden...
Those hands are wrong. If you were giving the finger to someone else, the thumbs would be on the outside.
In that picture, you're flipping the bird at yourself.
FIX IT
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-28 03:46:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-04-28 02:16:26 EDT (#)
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It means I'm taking a fucking sandwich to the banquet FOR THE REST OF MY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING LIFE!
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-04-28 02:07:07 EDT (#)
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An ad on craigslist said "What does marriage mean to you?" and had a picture of a cute chick promising her heart to her favorite answer so this is what I sent her.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:59:32 EDT (#)
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Okay. Well, I'm happily married. And to a fucking Christian, or so she says. Goddamit. Time for my show, however.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:47:32 EDT (#)
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I'm being a dick, huh?
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-28 01:45:58 EDT (#)
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No offense (hence the meaningless +2), but what the fuck are you babbling about?
I have 15 minutes.