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Rating: -0.31 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by moneyshotforyou (View user info) at 2007-04-29 11:32:24 EDT


There are only three things in this world that matter and that one is whether or not I get laid tonight.

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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-07-06 06:46:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I rather abuse "allyabazz"... http://www.ubersite.com/m/109809

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-18 17:24:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:48:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You had no shot...that night, or pretty much any other.

Unless you have a couple of hundred in your pocket.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:28:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What are the other two?

let me guess

Nicely cushioned running shoes with just the right amount of support is important.

Clean water is important.

Not getting a flat tire in the middle of nowhere is important.

Probably some other stuff too.


Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm assuming you did

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Although I must agree with the sentiment.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:56:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

DAMNIT DON'T BLOW IT EARLY MAN

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 03:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-30 01:05:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I got laid tonight. :)

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-30 00:45:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WELL THIS WAS STUPID

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:00:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1


potential wasted

**sad face**



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:45:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bollocks
....................................................Bollocks
Bollocks
....................................................Bollocks

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-29 19:16:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who am I?

Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2007-04-29 18:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by MoneysWoman (user info) at 2007-04-29 17:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who are these weekend people?

_______

More to the point.......WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?





Sorry, just never seen you before

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-29 18:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Linkwhore : http://www.ubersitemusic.info/uber_tracks/out_there/money_voxwhr.mp3

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-29 18:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah man ! I skipped ...And i feel great!

Submitted by MoneysWoman (user info) at 2007-04-29 17:41:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Who are these weekend people?

Submitted by Thumbalina (user info) at 2007-04-29 17:39:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I understand

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-04-29 17:37:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This will make sense to you noobs is a short while.

Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-04-29 12:52:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-29 12:47:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

jews did 911

Submitted by obscenehaiku (user info) at 2007-04-29 11:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-29 11:56:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

NURRRRRRRRRRRRR

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 11:55:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-29 11:53:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Computer says nooo

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-29 11:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Women can smell desperation. So tone it down, mm?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-04-29 11:37:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-29 11:35:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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