No way. That JUST happened. Pointless camwhore. (2843 hits)
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Submitted by Gnarls (View user info) at 2007-04-29 15:27:04 EDT
well, I have decided that it would be time too camewhore again. I haven't posted in a while, and I love pissing you guys off with my compulsive camwhoring. I am no longer a blonde either, and I thought I should share that with everyone on uber. Enjoy, fuckers.
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-10 04:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-03 00:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-02 16:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG DIE.
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OMG Go fuck yourself.
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OMG nerds.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-10 03:34:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wearing a tie.
Wearing a shirt.
Wearing Shoes.
Wearing suit trosuers.
I should so get laid today.
Boing boing
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-03 18:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:16:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
inion hates u?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-03 00:12:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-02 16:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG DIE.
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OMG Go fuck yourself.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-02 16:56:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG DIE.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-02 16:55:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
fuck a duck?
I can-'ard-ly hear you!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-02 16:48:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
did you call him a duck?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-02 16:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:21:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DES PTITES SALOPPES DE SHERKBROOKE!
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Connard.
I'm still quite impressed how Jake's totally defending me :)
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That's coz im chivalrous.
Plus you are friend with the Cylons. Not wise to piss them off.
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You're right Jakey-doo. I heart Cylons, even though I think you're a total dork for even bringing them up.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-02 12:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
what sets you apart from 98% of other uber users (I make up the other 2%, obviously) is that you're probably cute off the internet, too.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:34:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shake n' bake
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-02 04:16:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cover up with make up in the mirror
tell yourself it's never gonna happen again
you cry alone and then he swears he loves you.
Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has found.
A pebble in the water makes a ripple effect
every action in this world will bear a consequence
If you wade around forever you will surely drown
I see what's going down.
I see the way you go and say your right again,
say your right again
heed my lecture
Do you feel like a man
when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the ground?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down a new life she has.
One day she will tell you that she has had enough
its coming round again.
(repeat)
Do you feel like a man, when you push her around?
Do you feel better now as she falls to the grown?
Well I'll tell you my friend, one day this world's going to end
as your lies crumble down, a new life she has.
Face down in the dirt she says, this doesn't hurt she says I finally had enough..
(repeat)
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:04:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:26:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOU HAVE GIANT EYEBROWS AND SMELL OF SMOKED MEAT SAMMICHES
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:35:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:21:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DES PTITES SALOPPES DE SHERKBROOKE!
________________________-
Connard.
I'm still quite impressed how Jake's totally defending me :)
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That's coz im chivalrous.
Plus you are friend with the Cylons. Not wise to piss them off.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:21:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DES PTITES SALOPPES DE SHERKBROOKE!
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Connard.
I'm still quite impressed how Jake's totally defending me :)
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
totally still doable.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:13:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-01 06:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Thats a very kind offer but ive just been
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-01 06:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Come to Australia and the beach, the sun and ALL THIS is yours:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99620
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-01 06:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Yep its the eyes............looks innocent but yeah right!!!!!!!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-01 06:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-04-30 19:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have pretty hair and eyes.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-01 15:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is that who I think it is?
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Yep
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I'm confused; what does the convo above imply?
Is Gnarls an alter???
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:14:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-01 15:07:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
is that who I think it is?
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Yep
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is that who I think it is?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-04-30 19:50:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You have pretty hair and eyes.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:35:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-04-30 22:22:52 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look too young to be posting pictures of yourself on the internet.
THEY WILL TRACK YOU DOWN
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Still don't understand what makes this person attractive....
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coz you're homo.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:22:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:30:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look too young to be posting pictures of yourself on the internet.
THEY WILL TRACK YOU DOWN
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Still don't understand what makes this person attractive....
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:55:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it, I don't care what anyone says I'd hit that.
I think you're cute.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:49:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, it appears that you are, pussycat.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who is competing?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah but gnarls is scrumptious :P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:16:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you do look 14
but don't worry, I get that all the time too
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girls who compete with other girls suck in bed.
stfu
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you do look 14
but don't worry, I get that all the time too
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yeah, but the difference between her and you and that she's actually hot. you're just "ok".
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:51:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you do look 14
but don't worry, I get that all the time too
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
DES PTITES SALOPPES DE SHERKBROOKE!
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:04:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I want you.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:31:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nooo you are not allowed to not be blonde :( however; that color does look good on you my little quebecoise princess... where be the workin wif kat vid?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:41:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any chance we can get a pic of you dressed as Colonel Wilma Deering for your next camwhore?
(only Red will get that)
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OH HELL YEAH!
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I did. And I smiled
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
engage in sexual intercourse with me
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:25:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You remind me of my best friend when she was your age. Which is a good thing, because she's cute too.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Any chance we can get a pic of you dressed as Colonel Wilma Deering for your next camwhore?
(only Red will get that)
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OH HELL YEAH!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look edible.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 07:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I need to switch time-zones...
chattin' with Drogo an' Fey is fun an all, but reading over all the fun banter about eight hours after all's said n' done is gettin old.
Meh...
On a side note... you're purty in a look-at-me-please-I'm-cute-and-drunk sorta way.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 07:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I rate this picture "safe for public consumption."
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-30 07:11:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 camwhore
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-04-30 06:09:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You actually seem quite purty
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 05:14:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Man I lurrrrrve your bongos.... waahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
im bored at work, helpppppppppppppp
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-04-30 05:09:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Enormous eyeballs.
Submitted by NotVoltron (user info) at 2007-04-30 04:00:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have awesome hair. no matter what color.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 03:56:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Strange... none of the angry older Uber Women have shown up yet to bash you for this.
Let's see, it's exactly 8pm EST here.
I predict another 2 hours before the real hatin' begins.
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My guess is that the "angry older women" have been here, skimmed through the reviews, shaken their heads, sighed, and moved on.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-04-30 03:10:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU HAVE A VAGINA YOU ARE SPECIAL
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-04-30 02:06:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lets fuck already
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 01:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
forget about these young ones, Apollo. i've been cruising the cougar circuit and it's AWESOME.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-30 01:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
<insert nasty comment born out of sexual frustration and feelings of inadequacy here>
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 01:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-30 00:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I know at least ten chicks that are dating guys over thirty that are under twenty.
AND I'm legal :)
________________________
*reads above comments*
**dies**
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-30 00:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're obviously not from around here.
I know atleast ten chicks that are dating guys over thirty that are under twenty.
BUT I do understand why you would feel that way, hoever it dosen't make me uncomfortable what so ever. AND I'm legal :)
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 00:28:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I dunno...
Now I'm all freaked out by the fact I know your actual age.
It would kinda make me a hypocrit to create such a tale, considering my latest post.
Don't get me wrong; you're a beautiful young woman and you seem to be able to take a joke well. It would obviously be done for comic purposes only and it would give me a chance to try something a little different than what I usually write. None the less, a 30 year old man writing such a tale about an 18 year old girl he barely knows from an internet site is just a bit of a running long jump across the line of creepy.
Heh, if I write it maybe it'll be a slight futuristic piece. I can set it 5 years ahead so I won't feel dirty!!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 00:25:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this post gave me blueballs.
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-04-30 00:23:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have decided, by looking at this picture you are/do one or more of the following:
1: You shop at stupid stores like BEBE
2: You're about 14.
3: You listen to Hinder.
4: You're a virgin.
5: You're an alcoholic before you're even old enough to legally buy liqour.
6: You use the word "like" as an adjective.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-30 00:09:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that would actually be kinda cool, kaos.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 00:07:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah heat! Oh and you're all dirty perverts.
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HEY NOW! You better be talkin' about me when you say such despicable things!!!
Should I write an entire post about Gnarls' S&M sexual experiences based completely on nothing but fabrications and conjecture?
DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE!!!
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Pah! You're under the impression I think you have the gravitas to go through with such a thing. Well I sir submit that you do NOT!
*collective gasp from imaginary background audience
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SO BE IT! THE WORD HAS BEEN GIVEN!!!
**begins to conceive of a darkly comical horrorotica piece starring Gnarls**
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 23:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why thank you.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2007-04-29 23:10:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
doable.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-29 22:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
[ ] tits
[ ] GTFO
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-29 22:29:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
That white square is not flattering, but i have no idea about fashion.
Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-04-29 22:26:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you have a long finger
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:58:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Who - me?
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Strange... none of the angry older Uber Women have shown up yet to bash you for this.
Let's see, it's exactly 8pm EST here.
I predict another 2 hours before the real hatin' begins.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah heat! Oh and you're all dirty perverts.
_____________________
HEY NOW! You better be talkin' about me when you say such despicable things!!!
Should I write an entire post about Gnarls' S&M sexual experiences based completely on nothing but fabrications and conjecture?
DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE!!!
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Pah! You're under the impression I think you have the gravitas to go through with such a thing. Well I sir submit that you do NOT!
*collective gasp from imaginary background audience
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:25:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah heat! Oh and you're all dirty perverts.
_____________________
HEY NOW! You better be talkin' about me when you say such despicable things!!!
Should I write an entire post about Gnarls' S&M sexual experiences based completely on nothing but fabrications and conjecture?
DON'T MAKE ME GO THERE!!!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:20:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck yeah heat! Oh and you're all dirty perverts. On an unrelated note Gnarls is so mine to seduce. As Red would say "I saws her first fellers" *spit. Seduce over a meal of poutine, maple syrup, and seal meat in our trapper's cabin.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:17:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like your hair darker better than blonde. It looks cute!
And redskies, be nice too gnarls. You've made spelling mistakes before to I'm sure. It's not like she did it just too spite you and she didn't use you're when she meant your. I know that's one of you're biggest pet peeves.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:10:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So who wears the strap on? The uberteens are fwapping over the possibilities
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Gnarls totally looks like a submissive.
I have little doubt it's the dark haired chick who chains Gnarls down, complete with ballgag and blinfold before retrieving a thick, 14 inch horse-cock vibrator to violate her with repeatedly until poor lil' Gnarls has passed out from pleasure and blood loss.
Or I've just been camping on this post for too long and I'm getting bored...
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:07:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
and shes in the running for hottest female uberer
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm sorry, but just because you are mediocore looking doesn't excuse you from being a fuckwit. Contribute something already.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:43:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So who wears the strap on? The uberteens are fwapping over the possibilities
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:01:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Strange... none of the angry older Uber Women have shown up yet to bash you for this.
Let's see, it's exactly 8pm EST here.
I predict another 2 hours before the real hatin' begins.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-04-29 19:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dear God, I would so fuck your Canadian mouth, eh?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-04-29 19:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:58:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's what I do Jack.
Incidentally - I note there was no retort to my observation that Alanis Morisette is your greatest cultural figure!
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Surely its the Mountie from Due South
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Uh hello, Dudley DoRight?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 19:27:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 17:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98379
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A classic.
Don't worry lil' ninja, you still have a horde of intarwebs stalkers...
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-04-29 19:20:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you look like a meskin. you a meskin? too many goddamned meskins around these days. what happened to mesko? stay in mesco, meskins!
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-04-29 18:02:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Superb post.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-29 17:58:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit, if you're really 14 can bart bart please erase my review stating you look cute?
I"M NOT TEH MOLESTORZ!
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 17:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/98379
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 17:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, that song ISN'T Alanis, fuck face. It's Joan Osborne.
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AND YOU WORSHIP HER AS THE GOD OF CANADA?
strange nation
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh, that song ISN'T Alanis, fuck face. It's Joan Osborne.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 21:58:08 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's what I do Jack.
Incidentally - I note there was no retort to my observation that Alanis Morisette is your greatest cultural figure!
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Surely its the Mountie from Due South
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:58:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's what I do Jack.
Incidentally - I note there was no retort to my observation that Alanis Morisette is your greatest cultural figure!
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I SAID GO TO BED, NERD.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Austin, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
God dosen't have phone sex, he gets all the laides he wants anyways. HE'S GOD. he dosen't even have a phone.
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God has phone sex when he's travelling from one fancy lingerie party to another. That's why he's God, cause he's always rocking and sexing out. It's in a book.
btw I love that this is on most heated now. All cause Red likes to fwap to Cylons.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:45:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
nobody calling on God's phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome.
The patron saint of Canada said that
and I don't mean Bill Shatner
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:38:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and go to bed, nerdasse
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:32:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Austin, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
God dosen't have phone sex, he gets all the laides he wants anyways. HE'S GOD. he dosen't even have a phone.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:30:07 EDT (#)
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congrats on having the post of the weekend
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:29:04 EDT (#)
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Not a Yank accent Red. A super hardcore sexy accent. Like what God sounds like when he has phone sex.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:26:06 EDT (#)
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STEAK!
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:20:27 EDT (#)
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GNARLS!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:15:24 EDT (#)
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>>Enter obligatory Kaos-King statement about You being adorable here<<
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:11:51 EDT (#)
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BARKLEY !
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:10:34 EDT (#)
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English accent > Yank accent.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:09:53 EDT (#)
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some mature like fine wines
others mature like milk
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:09:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:03:46 EDT (#)
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no, Jake. Whiskeyjack has a total southern accent.
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LIES! I do not have a southern accent. My voice sounds like friggin sex incarnate and Red is totally jealous.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:08:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:02:52 EDT (#)
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thanks Ura, that's quite sweet.
And even if I LOOK 14, I'm not. I'm almosts 20
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You seem a bit paranoid now... Would it help if I said you look like a mature 14 year old?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:08:23 EDT (#)
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Clever pun there actually
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:08:13 EDT (#)
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he's in your swamps
sexing your 'gators
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:06:44 EDT (#)
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JAKE, I'm getting off tha webs now.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:06:37 EDT (#)
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Geordie = awesome
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:06:12 EDT (#)
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He brings you a fresh alligator every day?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:05:53 EDT (#)
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YOUR ACCENT IS GOOFY TOO.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:05:34 EDT (#)
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but it's totally charming.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:05:13 EDT (#)
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A Hick eh?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:03:46 EDT (#)
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no, Jake. Whiskeyjack has a total southern accent.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:02:52 EDT (#)
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thanks Ura, that's quite sweet.
And even if I LOOK 14, I'm not. I'm almosts 20
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:02:48 EDT (#)
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Whiskey jack sounds Canadian i.e. Yank.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:01:59 EDT (#)
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http://www.wildalaskanguides.com/photos/05smlbear.jpg
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:01:52 EDT (#)
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you're kinda cute.
asl?
Y HELO THAR?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:01:30 EDT (#)
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No Jake. WhiskeyJack does.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:01:07 EDT (#)
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CYLONS RULE
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:00:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:52:43 EDT (#)
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You sure do get drunk and camwhore a lot. What else do you do?
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Hopefully me soon. HIYO!
And Red you need to take a chill. chiiiiiiiillllaaaaaaaaax
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 16:00:23 EDT (#)
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alrighty jakey. I'll make sure you have a chance TOO club me soon.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:59:44 EDT (#)
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Also - Kat - you fuck up 'too' and 'to' one more time and you shall be hunted by Bears
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:59:34 EDT (#)
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alrighty. I'm gonna log off now, good evening britains.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:59:30 EDT (#)
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Any chance we can get a pic of you dressed as Colonel Wilma Deering for your next camwhore?
(only Red will get that)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:59:18 EDT (#)
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I'm going to send TTOM pictures too now.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:58:47 EDT (#)
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I'll e-mail them too you TTOM.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:56:25 EDT (#)
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Follow up pictures are required
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:55:47 EDT (#)
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that's right Red. gotta love us art students.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:55:13 EDT (#)
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maybe a little.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:55:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:53:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:52:43 EDT (#)
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You sure do get drunk and camwhore a lot. What else do you do?
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Meh. Not very much.
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typical art student
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Lets take a look at your friends right hand, did she get boob?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:53:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:52:43 EDT (#)
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You sure do get drunk and camwhore a lot. What else do you do?
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Meh. Not very much.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:52:46 EDT (#)
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Hey I think those colours are pretty anyhow, TTOM.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:52:43 EDT (#)
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You sure do get drunk and camwhore a lot. What else do you do?
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:52:18 EDT (#)
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friggin' fuckin' almost 20. I don't look 14.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:52:16 EDT (#)
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Then tell your friend that one pea green wall and one chocolate brown wall is a bad idea
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:51:18 EDT (#)
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TTOM, Red... That's not even MY appartment. I DIDN'T PAINT IT. nor did I choose the colour. And Newty, go fuck yourself, I don't look 14.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:51:10 EDT (#)
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to jailbate. To masturbate over someone who is potentially underage?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:50:51 EDT (#)
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Jailbait
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:48:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:41:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:40:51 EDT (#)
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You look my age O_O
_________________
That tells me so much, thanks.
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I'm 14. Does that tell you enough?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:48:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
your skirting boards are Horrid
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:47:31 EDT (#)
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Did you paint your walls with pea soup?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:45:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:43:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:42:25 EDT (#)
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Went down hill when they brought Hawk in. I mean - I bet he kept shitting on people's cockpits. The bastard
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:41:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:40:51 EDT (#)
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You look my age O_O
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That tells me so much, thanks.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:41:21 EDT (#)
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Yeah I wont watch the new one either. I hope they dont commit the ultimate travesty and remake Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.
DUN DUN DUUUNNNN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN, DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Doodleee doooddlllee doooodllee doo dood dooo doood dooo doo deee, do do dee doo doo dee doo doo dee dooo.
Submitted by Newty (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:40:51 EDT (#)
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You look my age O_O
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:40:37 EDT (#)
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dork.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:40:32 EDT (#)
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You have a cylon backpack
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:40:18 EDT (#)
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you look like a kid to me.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:40:12 EDT (#)
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Goodness gracious Jake, you really like those bloody robots.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:39:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 20:38:04 BST (#)
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TTTOM - allow me to start with the traditional chant
*FWAP FWAP FWAP*
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Indeed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:38:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I wont watch the new one - too many child hood memories
remember when Barry van Dyke came into the show? Fucking ruined
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:38:21 EDT (#)
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Ah - but Face ruined them regularly
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:38:11 EDT (#)
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I fucking adore cylons
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:38:04 EDT (#)
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TTTOM - allow me to start with the traditional chant
*FWAP FWAP FWAP*
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:38:01 EDT (#)
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I have dreams of you, TTOM and Susie Derkins, derking all night long.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:37:13 EDT (#)
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I have dreams of you, me and Susie Derkins, derking all night long.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:36:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:33:21 EDT (#)
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well that's still young
but at least you're of age.
people think i'm 16 all the time. way it goes.
i was thinking if i got really really fat i'd look older.
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I feel so old though. And people think I'm older than I am usually. Afte rI turn twenty, I celebrate birthdays no more.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:34:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:33:21 EDT (#)
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well that's still young
but at least you're of age.
people think i'm 16 all the time. way it goes.
i was thinking if i got really really fat i'd look older.
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*nods*
It's because you don't smile enough. You shoe gazer
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:33:21 EDT (#)
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well that's still young
but at least you're of age.
people think i'm 16 all the time. way it goes.
i was thinking if i got really really fat i'd look older.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:33:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:31:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:30:58 EDT (#)
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you look too young to be posting pictures of yourself on the internet.
THEY WILL TRACK YOU DOWN
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I look too young? I'm almost 20
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yeah but Quebecois years are like 2 normal years or something.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:31:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:30:58 EDT (#)
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you look too young to be posting pictures of yourself on the internet.
THEY WILL TRACK YOU DOWN
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I look too young? I'm almost 20
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:31:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:30:58 EDT (#)
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you look too young to be posting pictures of yourself on the internet.
THEY WILL TRACK YOU DOWN
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*stalk stalk*
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:30:58 EDT (#)
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you look too young to be posting pictures of yourself on the internet.
THEY WILL TRACK YOU DOWN
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:29:29 EDT (#)
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Horrible seat.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-29 15:29:02 EDT (#)
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your friend looks like a Cylon. Old school one