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Submitted by KURFSEC (View user info) at 2007-04-30 07:53:40 EDT
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-13 15:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, I just read all of the reviews. this must have happened while I was "away"
+2 for some of the reviews though.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your boyfriend cheats on you, and has STD's
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-05-06 15:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a drag queen. Those thinly plucked eyebrows, the large masculine nose and rounded jaw. The bone structure just screams "young man trying to look like a woman".
I mean, I'm sure you get all the cock you could want crammed up your diseased hole. But realize, that's just while your youth holds sway.
You're going to grow up to be a remarkably ugly woman.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-05-05 22:25:36 EDT (#)
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Does that tattoo say STD??? as in, sexually transmitted disease
or am i just really tired
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-05 16:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unimpressed with this MySpace litter.
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2007-05-05 01:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for having teeth. Tease!
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:50:43 EDT (#)
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http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/parisbird_1.jpg
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-04 12:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and the point of this is???
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame as fuck.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-04 08:18:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2007-05-04 07:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
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because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
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How about someone who actually has an STD?
Congrats.. your hubby has to go to the aidswhores now :)
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hahaha I never thought about that. I'm fucked then!
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-05-04 08:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that tat is weak
Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2007-05-04 07:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
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because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
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How about someone who actually has an STD?
Congrats.. your hubby has to go to the aidswhores now :)
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-05-04 00:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
presumably the STD stands for ShandyTheDog?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-03 18:42:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-03 00:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would do naughty, naughty things to you, if you didn't look like such a slutbag.
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**ponders this statement**
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-03 18:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:20:20 EDT (#)
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Cool beans. off ya go!!!!!! post some more weird shit
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:47:31 EDT (#)
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I don't expect to be taken seriously on this site. So no biggie.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-03 08:27:08 EDT (#)
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Well I guess if you have a boyfriend and you think its funny to act lik ea slut then off you go.
Trouble is no one ever takes a slut very seriously (pretending or not)
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-03 08:22:35 EDT (#)
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I'm not really sure WHY it's fun to act like one. it just makes the day go by faster.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-03 08:19:06 EDT (#)
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hmmmm why is it fun to act like a slut?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-03 08:15:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-03 00:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would do naughty, naughty things to you, if you didn't look like such a slutbag.
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not that it's any of your business, but he's the only person I've ever slept with. so I'm far from being a whore. it's fun to act like one though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-03 07:53:41 EDT (#)
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and 400
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-05-03 07:35:43 EDT (#)
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This tattoo kinda reminded me of you. You should get it to return the favor.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101246
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:40:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love being a whore...what of it?!
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A married whore? Wait, so you didn't get 'Chlamydia' tattooed on your lower back to ward off potential people to cheat on your retarded husband with? Seems unfair.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-03 00:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would do naughty, naughty things to you, if you didn't look like such a slutbag.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-02 08:13:54 EDT (#)
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I think you are hot. You're husband is a jackass. Clearly, your taste sucks.
I bet you smoke.
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yeah, I do smoke. and boy do I do it well.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-02 05:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
A Killie fan. I used to hang out with some Ayr United fans, those guys have fucking massive chips on thier shoulders about Killie.
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Never heard of that. There has always been long standing hatred between us two. It's a shame really because they always humiliate us when we play.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-02 00:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you are hot. You're husband is a jackass. Clearly, your taste sucks.
I bet you smoke.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I still live by you.
Do you want to set up a stalking arrangement?
I'm free this upcoming weekend, but busy for the 2 after that.
We'll have to get together and talk logistics. Plan a strategy for all this.
You know, set the criteria and the level of "creepy" you want me to maintain.
Get back to me on this...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whats all this talk of whorish women being a bad thing? I've always been fond of whorish women.
+ Duece for whorish women
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:17:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:02:21 BST (#)
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Who gives a shit?
Really, answer this question honestly?
Why does it get you off to make fun of other people?
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it's what we do here, as you know by now
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-05-01 15:30:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:08:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:52:47 BST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:34:59 BST (#)
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One of these posts, eh? Good times.
HurtBytheSun, am I correct in reading that you are, in fact, a tractor boy? You'll never live it down if you are. Mind you, I support Partick, so who the fuck am I to talk, eh?
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Making their way to the bottom of every Scottish division. You guys are sort of the Anti-Gretna.
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The baby request is reversed!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA. WTF is a tractor boy?
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A Killie fan. I used to hang out with some Ayr United fans, those guys have fucking massive chips on thier shoulders about Killie.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:59:36 EDT (#)
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I can't believe this is still going. Damn.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:46:30 EDT (#)
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I call you a slut. And a pig.
Oh, and a liar.
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That's ok, I call myself a slut and a pig and a liar.
And I shall call you a cradle robber.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok I'll remember that.
Chaos=nice one
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I call you a slut. And a pig.
Oh, and a liar.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:44:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:39:01 EDT (#)
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well I get mixed up who calls me a whore. I apologize.
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Well, remember that I'm the nice one
(at tleast until I'm sure no one else is within screaming distance)
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:39:01 EDT (#)
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well I get mixed up who calls me a whore. I apologize.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:36:11 EDT (#)
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Thanks.
And Hayward - yeah, that's the attraction CA has for everyone.
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:14:20 EDT (#)
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Crystle-
I've always wanted to visit hayward. oh and great haircolor.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woman...
woe-man...
whoooa-man.
She was a thief,
you gotta believe,
she stole my heart and my
cat.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never said you were.
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And I was trying to be clever earlier...or maybe not so much.
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ChaosJester's a sad, sad panda.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:29:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know, when I first decided to camp yesterday, I had no idea it would be so entertaining for so long.
+2 for Kurfsec going the distance and taking the heat like a man (er, whatever you are)...
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I didn't expect this at all either. You know what I am. WOman. Not a whore either, just to clear that up.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know, when I first decided to camp yesterday, I had no idea it would be so entertaining for so long.
+2 for Kurfsec going the distance and taking the heat like a man (er, whatever you are)...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No...I get off when those underage girls are jumping up and down on my crank.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course...
do you get off making fun of underage girls?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are all of your 17 year old friends whores?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:14:20 EDT (#)
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Crystle-
I've always wanted to visit hayward. oh and great haircolor.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:08:29 EDT (#)
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tell her yourself?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:02:25 EDT (#)
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ooooooooooh.. Tell "Khrissy" to eat a sammich
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:58:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Prove it then, PFF. Link it or something.
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is definitely an alter, I've already seen a photo of this chick sucking a cock on 4chan
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PLEASE do, because I'd love to see it as well.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Impressive. good jorb Methodz
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could clear up this 'alter' business, by the way.
Just put something like "See Uber, I'm a real girl" in the about me section of that KURFSEC myspace page.
Otherwise, part of me might think that someone is just impersonating the girl on that page (happens all the time).
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Done.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How come I can't see this MySpace page...please don't tell me that I have to sign up.
I fucking despise MySpace and everyone who has a page on it.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is definitely an alter, I've already seen a photo of this chick sucking a cock on 4chan
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yeah, yeah, it's already been said.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Prove it then, PFF. Link it or something.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is definitely an alter, I've already seen a photo of this chick sucking a cock on 4chan
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
we know you are a 17yo from barberton ohio, annie.
tell your friend Leane I think we should mate.
I mean date.
Let me put it this way:
I want to be on her
I mean in her
I mean with her
GODDAMNIT
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:30:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:21:18 BST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:16:58 BST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
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this sounds familiar...
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i wasn't born in Ipswich
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true, you were born in a pasture and nursed by a sheep as i'm sure all northerners are. where's dave from again? do you have red sheep?
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Dave is from Smogland.
Don't call my mother a sheep. Or it'll be the worse for ewe.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:25:25 EDT (#)
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At least someone believes me know.
Ha but how could they after my LIES!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:21:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:16:58 BST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
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this sounds familiar...
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i wasn't born in Ipswich
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true, you were born in a pasture and nursed by a sheep as i'm sure all northerners are. where's dave from again? do you have red sheep?
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There you go.
I am now convinced, this is not an alter.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could clear up this 'alter' business, by the way.
Just put something like "See Uber, I'm a real girl" in the about me section of that KURFSEC myspace page.
Otherwise, part of me might think that someone is just impersonating the girl on that page (happens all the time).
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Done.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's an alter, this is a chan
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could clear up this 'alter' business, by the way.
Just put something like "See Uber, I'm a real girl" in the about me section of that KURFSEC myspace page.
Otherwise, part of me might think that someone is just impersonating the girl on that page (happens all the time).
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is definitely an alter, just saw a photo of "KURFSEC" sucking a cock with "'sup /b/" written on the shaft
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:35:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:47:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:42:23 EDT (#)
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I have yet to come across someone from Sweden in all of Uber, and you two live practically next door? Unfair!
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Coleslaw Murphy, St. Jimmy, Mockidol and Gascs are all relatively close to my location.
Not as close as Kurfsec, but then again, Akron is a silly place...
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This is true.
KURFSEC, be careful how much personal information you give out here. I know it's just a stupid website, but you wouldn't want your employer/co-workers to find out about what you say & post here. There are enough meddling dipshits on this site, too, who find it funny to mess with people's real lives.
Definitely don't leave, though. Your replies on this post have been hilarious. ]
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I've been having fun. It's the only reason I do it. Thanks.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:47:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:42:23 EDT (#)
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I have yet to come across someone from Sweden in all of Uber, and you two live practically next door? Unfair!
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Coleslaw Murphy, St. Jimmy, Mockidol and Gascs are all relatively close to my location.
Not as close as Kurfsec, but then again, Akron is a silly place...
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This is true.
KURFSEC, be careful how much personal information you give out here. I know it's just a stupid website, but you wouldn't want your employer/co-workers to find out about what you say & post here. There are enough meddling dipshits on this site, too, who find it funny to mess with people's real lives.
Definitely don't leave, though. Your replies on this post have been hilarious.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:16:58 BST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
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this sounds familiar...
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i wasn't born in Ipswich
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:16:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
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this sounds familiar...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-01 06:19:17 EDT (#)
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I thought this dudette was in some weird place in the US though?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:33:48 EDT (#)
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You look like my ex-girlfriend.
We used to live together, but I kicked her out 2 years ago when she decided amphetamine was more important than paying the mortgage.
Was that you? Seriously, I've drunk too much since then, and things got a little hazy round the edges, so I don't remember stuff so well..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:14:59 EDT (#)
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I'm a tractor boy , people seem to consider Bristol part of Somerset etc
Unless you mean Ipswich which I am nowhere near.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:08:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:52:47 BST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:34:59 BST (#)
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One of these posts, eh? Good times.
HurtBytheSun, am I correct in reading that you are, in fact, a tractor boy? You'll never live it down if you are. Mind you, I support Partick, so who the fuck am I to talk, eh?
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Making their way to the bottom of every Scottish division. You guys are sort of the Anti-Gretna.
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The baby request is reversed!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA. WTF is a tractor boy?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2007-05-01 03:23:01 EDT (#)
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where oh were has my ubersite gone, where oh where can it beeee? stupid camwhore are all still around, and there's nothing to do but just fleeeeeee.
but i won't.
i'm back, bitches.
prepare for war...
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-05-01 02:32:09 EDT (#)
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if i punched you in the cooz, would my fist meet any resistance
just wondering
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:46:47 EDT (#)
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so, eh... have we determined what exactly is going on here yet?
is this another Alter Extravaganza or not???
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-04-30 22:51:52 EDT (#)
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I remember you. You're the girl who flashed her beave at the homecoming kegger.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:53:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:52:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:34:59 BST (#)
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One of these posts, eh? Good times.
HurtBytheSun, am I correct in reading that you are, in fact, a tractor boy? You'll never live it down if you are. Mind you, I support Partick, so who the fuck am I to talk, eh?
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Making their way to the bottom of every Scottish division. You guys are sort of the Anti-Gretna.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:47:31 EDT (#)
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wow, 342 reviews in an hour. good job.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:34:59 EDT (#)
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One of these posts, eh? Good times.
HurtBytheSun, am I correct in reading that you are, in fact, a tractor boy? You'll never live it down if you are. Mind you, I support Partick, so who the fuck am I to talk, eh?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:11:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-04-30 23:20:06 BST (#)
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Awww, I bet TTOM was all excited and putting on his robe and wizard hat.
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Dont be foolish! I'm a Chaotic-neutral Paladin.
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Everyone knows that paladins can only be lawful good! Obviously not a GM.... wait did I just say that aloud?
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Oh Im a GM alright, we just dont play D&D
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-04-30 19:42:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:47:41 EDT (#)
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You take it in the ass, dontcha?
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Isn't that a positive?
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-04-30 18:20:06 EDT (#)
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Awww, I bet TTOM was all excited and putting on his robe and wizard hat.
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Dont be foolish! I'm a Chaotic-neutral Paladin.
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Everyone knows that paladins can only be lawful good! Obviously not a GM.... wait did I just say that aloud?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-30 18:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like crap alters. It's fun watching them manipulate the stupid masses (Primarily the Americans)
Bravo
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-30 18:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you fucking stunned cunt, stop saying "a CEO", it's "the CEO", because there CAN BE ONLY ONE, LIKE THE FUCKING HIGHLANDER HOLY FUCKING GOD HOW DO YOU NOT FORGET HOW TO BREATHE?
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You fucker now I have that Queen song stuck in my head.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shhh crystle don't kill it yet. it's still twitching. you can keep poking it as long as it's still alive.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And erm, he's not emo or gay. Pale, yes. Limp wrist? Where did you get that from.
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really?
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=182241460&albumID=99088&imageID=1851007
real winner right there
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of a girl I used to know.
Granted she was also a whore and is currently pushing up daisies, but she was fun, had a killer rack, and thought fucking was a competitive sport.
P.S. Mitsubishi Eclipse's < Oak Tree
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You take it in the ass, dontcha?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no kids. jules has one though.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty close to it
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TIME OF DEATH 4:53 EST
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your friend Jules isn't so bad looking. Where's Barberton? By Akron?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well fuck me, all this time I thought his name was "Stu"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ok...
TWITCH TWITCH
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shhh crystle don't kill it yet. it's still twitching. you can keep poking it as long as it's still alive.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
17 years old and married. or does that thing not keep up with age. 19 and married? christ. trailer trash, you've already reproduced haven't you :(
i really did see you on a bangbus trailer didn't i?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Katy - I found the myspace by kurfsec. actually makes me think this is an alter.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 21:32:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm, joking?
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That's alright, clearly he's just a fucking faggot boytoucher then. Happy trails you fucking gaylord!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's not sabo. says u on this one. meh. czech?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm, joking?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a leg...and because that's what they do when giving a tattoo
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 21:28:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
And the reason was...what?
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Because nobody else would want to fuck him if he had 'STD' on his leg or something. Oh, that and he's got 'balls' apparently. I hypothesised that they were on his forehead, nestled astride a shrivelled cock. No response. Fuck you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
????
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you sound like you're gonna bubble.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so who's got her home/work addresses and phone numbers now?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why does that faggot shave his lower arm?
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My a-nus is broken.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you sound like you're gonna bubble.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And the reason was...what?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me
I am lazy
I am unmotivated
I am fake
I am a liar
I am bad with money
I obsess
I am a little pussy bitch
I want to be like everyone else
I don't know what's wrong with me
I'm confused...
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Post more stuff like that uber loves that shit
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I never gave a reason for the tattoo, so no I suppose I didn't lie about that.
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Yes you did, shitty alter cunt.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, as long as you don't care, it's all good.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care. It's my name for everything. Wow xanga. Been awhile since I've seen that one. And fuck myspace.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, this just got a touch more interesting.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never gave a reason for the tattoo, so no I suppose I didn't lie about that.
And erm, he's not emo or gay. Pale, yes. Limp wrist? Where did you get that from.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
sorry, i couldn't resist internet stalking you. you can't be using the same username here as myspace and xanga and the like, girl.
lesson #1. deez ubersitez ppls iz CrAzY!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you lied about liking emo/fag-boy, pale-leg gayass unathletic limp-wrist boy, too?
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Including the reason for the STD tattoo? It's so bafflingly stupid.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I lied about every single thing on this post. except that I DO work for the city. that's the only truth. SO FUCKING WHAT!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look cheap...so at least you're not lying about THAT, which is rare for this post.
Fortunately for you, I've banged a large number of cheap broads in my day. A couple of 'em,
I didn't even have to brown bag!
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden is a creep
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who you callin badass?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who me? just because i know her name is Annie Sabo? come on! i'm an important man. i don't have time for these alter things!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i tend to agree badass
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
possible culprit below
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tell Tyler i said that only homos shave their legs.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alter
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm cheap. Just buy me a pack of smokes and a drink and I'm all good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How much for a sloppy hummer?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sell my body to everyone and everything.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you sell your body to wombles?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alter
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
income doesn't ONLY have to come from your jobs, you know.
so yes, we are doing EXCELLENT financially...
what's it to ya?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so we've determined that your man is a 30yr old manager
and you are a 20ys old secretary
doing financially 'particularly well'
note: No offence to amy managers or secretaries here, just clarifying from the earlier bragging on this post
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, we already determined that too.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Administrative Professional (150 hits)
Rating: -0.33 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item) X
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Submitted by KURFSEC (View user info) at 2007-04-25 08:52:27 EDT
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Today is Administrative Professionals Day (formerly known as Secretary's Day)
How many of you does this apply to? Is it YOUR day too?
Why are you thankful for your administrative assistant? (other than that she sucks good dick because we ALL know we're the best at that)
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SO.....
you're a secretary?
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what an ugly tattoo..
but i'm sure it means something special to both of you
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea...I really don't give a FUCK
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why are there so many hits to this? she has practically no personality or intelligence beyond basic literacy. and what she does have doesn't really make up for the fact she looks like the bang bus just picked her up from the wrong side of the trailer park.
wtf is up with that pose? where'd the rest of your eyebrows go? and the ghetto ass leg with a tattoo you can't even read? and the tongue? THAT'S NOT FUCKING SEXY!
gah. fucking kids today.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
this is surely an alter, this tried and true method of bullshitting the likes of uber.
see GoodGirl and countless others as a testament to what I'm saying.
suspected culprits.....method, fudgepacker
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hahahahaha!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I'm pretty sure you're not.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you fucking stunned cunt, stop saying "a CEO", it's "the CEO", because there CAN BE ONLY ONE, LIKE THE FUCKING HIGHLANDER HOLY FUCKING GOD HOW DO YOU NOT FORGET HOW TO BREATHE?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, you caught me. He's not a CEO of firestone. Just a manager to one of their warehouses. but I'm sure both of us are doing way better than all of you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, your husband is Japanese, eh?
Please, shut up and stick to posting pictures of your hole.
Thank you.
The CEO's name is Shoshi Arakawa. And yes, he's in his 60's.
http://www.bridgestone.co.jp/english/ir/library/annual/2005/pdf/04_message.pdf
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll give you some credit. You look like the kind of girl that'd give attention to the balls, and wouldn't get annoyed with a hand on her head during a blowjob.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have nothing to do with firestone, other than that my husband works there. listen people!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh man... someone email Firestone and let them know what this whore is up to!
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't we already determine that I am having an affair?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this the same cunt that says we spend all day on uber?
The same cunt that says she has work to do won't be on the post?
The same cunt that says her boyfriend is a CEO?
The same cunt that has been posting replies on her own post all day?
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hm, that's probably what I'm finishing college for...right? That's why people go isn't it?
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You said that in response to Hilarity's remark of finishing college rather than working. Even if your husband was a CEO, are you so bored that you have to take a job AND finish college? The only possible explanation that doesn't hint at complete ridiculousness would be that you're something similar to a poly-sci major. And you're having an affair with the mayor.
Look, I don't know how dumb of a broad you are, but there's only ONE CEO for Firestone tires. His information is publicly posted online. It's the link I posted in my last review. He is clearly 54, right now.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man you guys just put words in my mouth huh. he's 30. and when CEO's wives don't have kids to watch, they DO work.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and who ever said that I was working to pay for college
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When do I get to see your hole, Mrs. CEO? I'll give you a +2!!!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh but I am a respectable assistant. we're having germans in today over from chemnitz. look it up. city of AKRON OHIO.
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LIES! Ohio is for lovers and the Germans don't believe in love. Just effecient as possible reproduction and man/woman relations for the purpose of child raising.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL @ CEO
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This dipshit isn't the CEO of ANYTHING...just drop THAT one, you silly whore.
CEO's don't get paid an "hourly wage".
And their wives don't work.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How old are we talking about? 30 years old?
http://www.bridgestone-firestone.com/news/mediacenter.asp?id=bio
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am president of the world and none of you guys can prove otherwise so nah ner nah ner nah ner
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shows how much you guys know. plus this is an OLD picture. and um, no, CEOs don't have to be in their 50's, trust me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley Tobedone says:
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh but I am a respectable assistant. we're having germans in today over from chemnitz. look it up. city of AKRON OHIO.
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Get the fuck out of my state and go back to Alabama. There will actually allow cousins to live happily in the loving embrace of their incestuous desires. Also, I hear they need Walmart greeters. Make something of yourself instead of resorting to lying about a man with an "STD" tattoo being CEO of anything other than Lem-Goatse-Meatspin-Party, Inc.
CHEERS!
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're half right. I DO indeed work as an assistant for the mayor. Thank you very much. And no he works as a CEO for firestone tires. yes, yes I know they've been defective but that doesn't stop the paychecks from coming. ever heard of 'em?
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Your husband is a CEO for Firestone tires? Hahaha...do you even know what CEO means? CEO's are usually in their 50s.
Firestone was founded in Akron, but it appears to be currently headquartered in Nashville, Tennessee.
A CEO's wife wouldn't have to be working a job like mayor's assistant to get her through college, either.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:02:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, because you know my husband SO well, just from seeing a picture of his calf. very nice.
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I can pretty much guess the following about him:
1) He's a fucking spastic. Evidence? A tattoo that says 'STD'.
2) He considers himself alternative. Evidence? Ripped up camo shorts.
3) He's a faggot. Evidence? His paltry excuse for a leg.
All in all, and as I mentioned before, I think you've bagged yourself a real winner and I wish you every happiness!
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, because you know my husband SO well, just from seeing a picture of his calf. very nice.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:55:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
and your point? that he's not athletic? so what.
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Just that you've clearly married a total fucking pansy. I bet that's fun when his shins split when he tries to lift heavy tires and you have to nurse him back to health while he's drooling into his special needs bib.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and your point? that he's not athletic? so what.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:53:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't call him a preadolescent..that's where they shaved his leg for the tattoo.
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Be that as it may, I've seen tougher looking legs on 12 year olds.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't call him a preadolescent..that's where they shaved his leg for the tattoo.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
plus one point for not being ugly, minus one point for licking a pre adolecents leg tattoo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I 2nd that, Merlina.
WE MISS YOU, SHLONGY.
patience ladies...I'm working on something for FUPA, SUPA, whatever the hell it's called.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hot to trot baby!!!!!!
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...
I'm trying to decide if that's kewl or really fucked up...
maybe a little of both?
________________
Yeah, a little of both.
I'm broke most of the time, but I enjoy what I do with my life.
I don't spend all day playing around or watching TV. I'm constantly researching stuff for other books and stories, checking various accounts that host my tales all over the net, or watching the industry. I've been looking a lot into how to market my book when it comes out. My 2nd is half finished, I have 87,000 words done in a 3rd (a novel, part one of a 4 part series) and I have tons of notes on the rewrite for "Kaote." I don't mess with the visual arts so much anymore, but it's something I went to school for. I just don't find it as fulfilling as writing...
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kaos - do you mind if I ask who is publishing your book? I work in the industry and live in the Cleveland area, so I was wondering if it's anyone around here. You don't have to say if you don't want to, just curious.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am hot, huh.
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turn the heating down
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am hot, huh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just we get next monday off instead, hmmmm
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...
I'm trying to decide if that's kewl or really fucked up...
maybe a little of both?
________________
Yeah, a little of both.
I'm broke most of the time, but I enjoy what I do with my life.
I don't spend all day playing around or watching TV. I'm constantly researching stuff for other books and stories, checking various accounts that host my tales all over the net, or watching the industry. I've been looking a lot into how to market my book when it comes out. My 2nd is half finished, I have 87,000 words done in a 3rd (a novel, part one of a 4 part series) and I have tons of notes on the rewrite for "Kaote." I don't mess with the visual arts so much anymore, but it's something I went to school for. I just don't find it as fulfilling as writing...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sweet.
It's a date...
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Great success.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emission -
No, Tuesday is. And Tuesday is a public holiday. And in order to make a 4 day weekend, Swedish people coined the phrase "squeeze day". Monday is a squeeze day, which means we get the day off. Tada!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Boring.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:46:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmmm...
y'know, I've spent a lot of time and enegy thinking up amusing things to post on this here website, and I haven't gotten a flaming fraction of the reviews this dumb little post has gotton.
...
...
...
Dammit, GIVE ME ATTENTION!
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You might get bald hatred if I'm in the mood tomorrow. Sad really as in a few years I will be going the same way myself.
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Sweet.
It's a date...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:46:52 BST (#)
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Hmmmmm...
y'know, I've spent a lot of time and enegy thinking up amusing things to post on this here website, and I haven't gotten a flaming fraction of the reviews this dumb little post has gotton.
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Dammit, GIVE ME ATTENTION!
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You might get bald hatred if I'm in the mood tomorrow. Sad really as in a few years I will be going the same way myself.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:48:42 EDT (#)
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I hate my life (650 hits)
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Submitted by KURFSEC (View user info) at 2007-03-23 14:47:49 EDT
I really do. Anyone have a gun I could borrow? I'm sure I'd be doing all of you a favor too. :]
Why couldn't you have just gone through with it?
still...nice tongue.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:47:02 EDT (#)
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kaosking - I cheat, though. I have dual citizenship. But yeah, Sweden is home.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:46:52 EDT (#)
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Hmmmmm...
y'know, I've spent a lot of time and enegy thinking up amusing things to post on this here website, and I haven't gotten a flaming fraction of the reviews this dumb little post has gotton.
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...
...
Dammit, GIVE ME ATTENTION!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:44:53 EDT (#)
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classy
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:43:56 EDT (#)
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Wow...
I'm trying to decide if that's kewl or really fucked up...
maybe a little of both?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:42:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:30:27 EDT (#)
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KK what do you do? You write full time? How does one manage that? Sorry nosey as all fuck I know.
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No, it's cool. I forget sometimes that it's not common knowledge...
One, I do receive a small amount from Social Security because I have severe Bi-Polar Disorder. Multi-Phasic bloodwork has shown that my seratonin levels are ridiculous, along with missing a few other key enzymes and shit. For instance, I have semi-high colestrol but something prevents me from processing sugars right. My glucouse is only 41. I can't actually donate blood. Without medication, I'm freakin' looney and on my med cocktail, I sleep 10 hours a night PLUS take a nap during the day.
I don't make very much from SSDI, so I'm allowed to suppliment it through other work I can manage; I do it through writing and art work. I do small pieces of graphic design crap here & there as freelance and I've sold a few paintings. My book comes out quite soon and I'll be receiving royalty checks from that as well. I already have 3 more books lined up for the next few years.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:37:57 EDT (#)
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Hang on its not the first of May
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:37:03 EDT (#)
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No, I'm not at the University of Akron.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:35:20 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what I missed here...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:34:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:26:37 BST (#)
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TTOM - - Rammstein rules all over my face.
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They kick some serious arse live. If you value your eyebrows do NOT stand right at the front. TEH FLAMEZ!11!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:33:10 EDT (#)
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Damnit, I've wasted the ENTIRE FUCKING DAY on this stupid post...
Damn you, Ubersite!
DAMN YOU...
...
meh, not like I had too much to do, anyway.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:30:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:21 EDT (#)
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I've been at my paid ass job since 7 this morning, thank you.
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Yeah, I rolled outta bed around 8:30am. Early for me.
I was up camping on Gnarls' post last night, tormenting her and working on a new tale.
I was also discussing ethics on my post and e-mailing teh Ghola about a rewrite.
All I have to do today is look over some PDF Galleys and approve them. Need to find a fax tomorrow.
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KK what do you do? You write full time? How does one manage that? Sorry nosey as all fuck I know.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:26:37 EDT (#)
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TTOM - - Rammstein rules all over my face.
Fey - - For some inexpleciable reason, I find the fact that you're Swedish to be very cool...
Kurfsec - - So ARE you at Akron University?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:21 EDT (#)
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I've been at my paid ass job since 7 this morning, thank you.
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Yeah, I rolled outta bed around 8:30am. Early for me.
I was up camping on Gnarls' post last night, tormenting her and working on a new tale.
I was also discussing ethics on my post and e-mailing teh Ghola about a rewrite.
All I have to do today is look over some PDF Galleys and approve them. Need to find a fax tomorrow.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:01 EDT (#)
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kaosking -
Me neither, not today. Days off all round. First of May in Sweden is a public holiday - and therefore Monday is what they've amusingly named a "Squeeze" day, which means we get time off. No, you don't get to run around squeezing people. They frown on that kind of thing.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:01 EDT (#)
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ok then.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:21:27 EDT (#)
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Because I'm polite. I guess.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:21 EDT (#)
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I've been at my paid ass job since 7 this morning, thank you.
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You're welcome.
(Why's she thank me? Weird.)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:20:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:16:09 BST (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:13:03 EDT (#)
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kurfsec - Didn't you have a paid ass job you needed to go to?
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Oh, Oh, Oh!!!
**raises hand & waves it wildly**
I don't!!! I'm sitting at home with a cigarette in one hand and my coffee beside me, blarring some Deftones on my I-Tunes.
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Oh, Oh, Oh!!!
*Flails hands wildly*
Me neither! I'm sitting at home reading about corals and estuaries with some OJ, blasting out some Rammstein on my i-tunes.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:21 EDT (#)
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I've been at my paid ass job since 7 this morning, thank you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:13:03 EDT (#)
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kurfsec - Didn't you have a paid ass job you needed to go to?
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Oh, Oh, Oh!!!
**raises hand & waves it wildly**
I don't!!! I'm sitting at home with a cigarette in one hand and my coffee beside me, blarring some Deftones on my I-Tunes.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:13:03 EDT (#)
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kurfsec - Didn't you have a paid ass job you needed to go to?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:12:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:11:41 BST (#)
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I thought you'd like that one
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Indeed. Bravo.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:12:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:09:34 EDT (#)
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sorry I had my 10 o'clock dick sucking
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Is that anything like my 3 o'clock nap???
I love my nap time.
Almost as much as I love Bar time.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:11:41 EDT (#)
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I thought you'd like that one
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:10:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:09:34 BST (#)
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sorry I had my 10 o'clock dick sucking
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:09:49 EDT (#)
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SHLONGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY i miss you already!!!!!!!!!
I was gonna get you a hooker holding a beer too.
PLUS a salami.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:09:34 EDT (#)
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sorry I had my 10 o'clock dick sucking
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:09:32 EDT (#)
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200 already, Jaysis...
Heat-O-rific, man!!
I'm almost out of cigarettes and that's a terrible thing, indeed. I bought $93 worth of "Buy One Get One Free" deals this month. All gone already. Now I'm reduced to smoking my brothers cheapy smokes, which I have no problem with actually; as long as they're Menthol. But their Lights. **weep**
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:09:14 EDT (#)
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You look like a really annoying bitch.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:08:41 EDT (#)
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I 2nd that, Merlina.
WE MISS YOU, SHLONGY.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:06:24 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:01:48 BST (#)
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Enjoy getting humiliated in the UEFA Cup pal!
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Aye we'll get fucking pumped. However that doesnt detract from the fact we're still the most successful Scottish club in European competition.
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And we're the third most successful in the SPL HUZZAH! I went to fucking Iceland to watch Killie play Reykjavic last time we were in Europe. It was fucking miserable.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:06:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:01:48 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Enjoy getting humiliated in the UEFA Cup pal!
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Aye we'll get fucking pumped. However that doesnt detract from the fact we're still the most successful Scottish club in European competition.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:05:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:04:52 BST (#)
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Where'd Kurfsec go?
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She's sucking the mayors cock.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:05:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:03:23 EDT (#)
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You must have forgotten that I'm retired.
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Un-retire yourself!
I miss you.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:04:52 EDT (#)
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Where'd Kurfsec go?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:03:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:57:35 EDT (#)
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Calling Caul, Shlongy & Method
Where are they when you need them?
You must have forgotten that I'm retired.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:02:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:00:25 EDT (#)
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ChaosJester -
"I need money for that and crack is expensive...
Do you KNOW how much I get for a back-ally reach-around?
$3.14...that's how much! "
I most certainly do NOT know. I don't even know what back-ally reach-around is!
Hilarity had a great suggestion, something about selling yourself as a sideshow gig? Or are you in the unenviable position of being too hairy for people but not hairy enough for freak?
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Awwww...
now yer just bein' mean.
(pouts)
Besides, I answered that a few posts ago.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:02:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Calling Caul, Shlongy & Method
Where are they when you need them?
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Hell, this probably IS Method.
That dirty Greek bastard...
I do luvs me some Methodz!!1!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:01:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:59:33 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:55:51 BST (#)
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You gubbed us at the weekend and I had a fiver on that game. The shame of being beaten by sheep rapers is hard to live with.
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Can I get a WOOP WOOP! 3rd will be our best ever SPL placing.
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Enjoy getting humiliated in the UEFA Cup pal!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:01:42 EDT (#)
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kaosking - Ha! Yes, I did rethink the question after reflecting back on some of your fiction. Nemmind, scratch that.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:00:25 EDT (#)
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ChaosJester -
"I need money for that and crack is expensive...
Do you KNOW how much I get for a back-ally reach-around?
$3.14...that's how much! "
I most certainly do NOT know. I don't even know what back-ally reach-around is!
Hilarity had a great suggestion, something about selling yourself as a sideshow gig? Or are you in the unenviable position of being too hairy for people but not hairy enough for freak?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:59:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:52:58 EDT (#)
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kaosking -
Weird. Doesn't that make you feel unsafe?
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What? The fact that I'm by a number of other Uberites or that Akron is a silly place?
Either way... no.
I'm a 5' 11", 255 lbs, broad shouldered-big guy and registered as clinically insane with the State Of Ohio.
I can't really remember the last time I felt "unsafe."
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:59:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:55:51 BST (#)
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You gubbed us at the weekend and I had a fiver on that game. The shame of being beaten by sheep rapers is hard to live with.
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Can I get a WOOP WOOP! 3rd will be our best ever SPL placing.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:59:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Calling Caul, Shlongy & Method
Where are they when you need them?
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erk, please don't call them. The 1st one bores me, the second talks too much and the third one thought I was ugly. ;(
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:57:51 EDT (#)
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I don't work at firestone...so feel free.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Calling Caul, Shlongy & Method
Where are they when you need them?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:57:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS NEEDS MORE ARGUING
Hilarious
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:56:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:52:58 EDT (#)
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kaosking -
Weird.
Doesn't that make you feel unsafe?
ChaosJester - Fine then. How about electrolysis? They send a pulse of electricity into every individual hair follicle. Sounds fun, huh?
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I need money for that and crack is expensive...
Do you KNOW how much I get for a back-ally reach-around?
$3.14...that's how much!
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:56:12 EDT (#)
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ChaosJester -
Fjords were invented by our tourism industry. And anyway, Norway's got more of them. I think.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:55:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:53:27 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:51:31 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
He's from Glasgow. Yes.
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Shut yer hole, Im no some Glasgow bin-raker. I live there but Im from the North East. MON THE DONS etc etc
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You gubbed us at the weekend and I had a fiver on that game. The shame of being beaten by sheep rapers is hard to live with.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:54:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's okay CJ, you can be in charge of taking pics and driving the getaway car.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:54:50 EDT (#)
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TTOM -
Hm. The jury's out on that one, so let me know when you're close enough to be a threat, and I'll hide then.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:54:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This post needs more AMERICA.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:53:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:50:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:46:53 EDT (#)
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*starts rowing across the North Sea*
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I'd be hiding, except I've received the impression you're a nice guy. Should I be hiding?
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Doesn't matter, his 'stalker sense' will find you wherever you hide (unless it's in a fjord...whatever the hell that is).
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:53:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:51:31 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
He's from Glasgow. Yes.
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Shut yer hole, Im no some Glasgow bin-raker. I live there but Im from the North East. MON THE DONS etc etc
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:53:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, who wants to start a tire fire at this chicks facility?
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Hey now!!! I'm just a few miles away from Firestone. I'd be able to smell that shit!!!
Hmmm, although the concept to turning a corporate headquarters into a raging inferno does have its appeal...
I'll think about it; but only if I can burn down the Coca-Cola HQ along with it. (fucking HATED that place!)
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:52:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
kaosking -
Weird.
Doesn't that make you feel unsafe?
ChaosJester - Fine then. How about electrolysis? They send a pulse of electricity into every individual hair follicle. Sounds fun, huh?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bwhahahahaha.... CJ, I love you so hard.
Hey, who wants to start a tire fire at this chicks facility?
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Um, yeah... Flame and me don't mix so well ever since the infamous 'Hair spray' incident.
3rd degree burns over 3/4 of my body (and the hair STILL grew back!)
...teach me to 'bush out'
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:52:15 EDT (#)
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he will steal your money and your whiskey
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:52:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:50:43 BST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*starts rowing across the North Sea*
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I'd be hiding, except I've received the impression you're a nice guy. Should I be hiding?
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That depends on your defenition of nice...I spoon after I skull-fuck someone, does that count as nice?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:51:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:50:43 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*starts rowing across the North Sea*
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I'd be hiding, except I've received the impression you're a nice guy. Should I be hiding?
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He's from Glasgow. Yes.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It looks like you're still in high school, so why are you married?
No matter what anyone tells you, people laugh at those with a GED.
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A good enough degree is good enough for me.
But seriously why has it suddenly become super cool to brag about the job that the monogoloid that's throwing it in your ass occasionally does? First Ashlee on Friday now this. Guess what ladies, if he is making that kinda money you better hope your Kelly Blue Book Trade in value is high.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:51:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:49:24 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bwhahahahaha.... CJ, I love you so hard.
Hey, who wants to start a tire fire at this chicks facility?
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I'm in.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:50:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:46:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
*starts rowing across the North Sea*
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I'd be hiding, except I've received the impression you're a nice guy. Should I be hiding?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:49:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, correct camwhore (350 hits)
Category: None
Rating: -0.79 on 170 reviews
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:49:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bwhahahahaha.... CJ, I love you so hard.
Hey, who wants to start a tire fire at this chicks facility?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:47:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have yet to come across someone from Sweden in all of Uber, and you two live practically next door? Unfair!
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Coleslaw Murphy, St. Jimmy, Mockidol and Gascs are all relatively close to my location.
Not as close as Kurfsec, but then again, Akron is a silly place...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:46:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:42:23 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have yet to come across someone from Sweden in all of Uber, and you two live practically next door? Unfair!
On second thoughts... phew.
You lot can't reach me!
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*starts rowing across the North Sea*
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Kaos-- Super-Kewl-goodness.
Haven't been to a decent one o' those in a while.
Hilarity-- I think I mentioned my formative years in the circus a while back. They threw me out 'cause the chimps said I was making 'sexually explicit overtures' and the bearded lady caught syphilis.
Fey--I just got the ol' backl waxed AGAIN..the lady had to call in an assistant (and I am SO not kidding here). My legs are soooo much worse than my back. So...Phyuck youse.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:45:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bring that tongue over here and tongue my shaft.
I LOVE Trailer Park sluts.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
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because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
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You?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have yet to come across someone from Sweden in all of Uber, and you two live practically next door? Unfair!
On second thoughts... phew.
You lot can't reach me!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:42:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah. That's close. Creepy...
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"Creepy"
She obviously hasn't read much of my fiction, has she?
Most people would find a MUCH stronger word choice if they found out I lived that close to them...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:42:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
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because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
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oh.
My.
God.
There's just nothing I can say to this.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:34:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do have supple skin, don't I...
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Everyone does after being slapped around by their drunk boyfriend.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah. That's close. Creepy...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where do you live?
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I live in Kent, off of Lake St. by Kent State University.
I'm only about 15 - 20 minutes away from Chappel Hill.
About a 1/2 hour away from Cuyuhoga Falls.
* * * * * *
SIDE NOTE to Chaos Jester - VNV Nation played up here last week and I missed them! **sob**
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:37:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for me b/c that sentence got posted in some retarded order and makes me look like a talking chimp.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:36:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:34:49 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I do have supple skin, don't I...
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Everyone does after being slapped around by their drunk boyfriend.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:36:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:33:13 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww, I bet TTOM was all excited and putting on his robe and wizard hat.
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Dont be foolish! I'm a Chaotic-neutral Paladin.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:35:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CJ, maybe you're like that family from South America that has that weird condition where they grow all that think hair all over their bodies. They call them the wolf people or some shit. If you grew the hair all over your face and body, you could make a mint being in a side show.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:35:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chaos - Harden up and WAX. :)
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:34:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I do have supple skin, don't I...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:34:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus wept.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 'Old Skool' D&D...
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:33:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awww, I bet TTOM was all excited and putting on his robe and wizard hat.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:33:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:28:56 EDT (#)
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Good day, Emission.
Chaos - I have a machete..
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and I have my friend the 'Ether Bunny'...
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:33:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
where do you live?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:33:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hello Kaos.
I know it wasn't my attention you wanted, but you were yelling big with exclamation points, so I felt obliged.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:32:09 EDT (#)
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I have a... <hunts general vicinity> coffee cup.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:31:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CJ, what the hell is your heritage that makes you the infamous 'missing link'?
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I wish to Christ I knew. I'm pretty much the only person in my whole family tree with this issue.
Please make a donation to the 'Help ChaosJester join the ranks of Humanity through Laser Hair Removal'. I only need $8,000 more.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
such supple skin...it reminds me of my 5 yeras old sister...mmmmmm
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
KURFSEC, TALK TO ME!!! I'M YOUR FUCKING NEIGHBOR!!! OR SOMETHING!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:31:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a +2 broadsword of orc-slaying and a mithril shirt...wait, wasnt that what we were doing?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:29:52 EDT (#)
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I have a mace.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:28:56 EDT (#)
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Good day, Emission.
Chaos - I have a machete..
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sec C!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:28:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:11:14 EDT (#)
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Ah-Ha!
LIAR!
There is no such place as this 'Ohio' you speak of.
It was merely an urban-myth that sprang up sometime in the 50's
...
Seriosly, Ohio...jeez
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**weep**
I live in Ohio... possibly down the street from this person...
Akron and Kent are right next to each other.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CJ, what the hell is your heritage that makes you the infamous 'missing link'?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your bloke needs new shorts, they are a disgrace.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:25:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:19:50 EDT (#)
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Chaos -
<grabs her machete>
Hang on..
I'm not going down there!
You don't even HAVE said tattoo.
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HA! Too late.
The Crazy Hairy Bald Man iz Cominz fer YOOZ!
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:24:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and here's my camwhore for you to write "You call ME gross???" on and -2:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99620
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:24:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm gonna +2 this for one simple reason...
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh but I am a respectable assistant. we're having germans in today over from chemnitz. look it up.
"city of AKRON OHIO. "
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Shit, you're right down the street from me. I'm in Kent, right by KSU. I used to drive past Firestone on the way to Coca-Cola everyday. (HATED that job!!!) Are you a fucking Zip??? You better talk to me, because I can harrass you in person!!!
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:23:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Universally gross
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:23:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:18:00 EDT (#)
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And I'm sorry, KURFSEC, but in this day and age, married at 20 rarely means "successful and happily ever after" and more often "whitetrash, divorced by 25".
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Ouch...
Still, I've seen enough horrendous examples to agree.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CJ, you should so let your back hair grow out, put some beads and dreads in it, and camwhore.
HOT.
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Chica, you don't know the half of it.
I once went to a beach rave where, drunk and half-nekkid, I decided that it would be super-kewl to break open a couple o' chemlights and become Mr. Glow. Note to all you ravers: Anyone who tells you that chemlight juice is harmless is a DAMN LIAR! About five mines after I became the Great Spotted Sasquatch, my skin was on fire and I ran, screaming, into the ocean.
...
not certain how that relates to body fur, though.
eh, Here's to Random Shite!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:21:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
haha who gives a fuck. and why would you want -2's? this place is fucking insane.
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Long standing tradition of -2 retaling posts.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:21:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:20:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
shows how much everyone here knows me. they don't! and never will, thank the lord.
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Nobody wants to fucking know you. Enjoy your mongoloid babies!
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:21:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:13:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man. I can't look at pictures of 14 year old boys. It's a no-no.
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I was waiting for this! You're supposed to -2 you dipshit.
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haha who gives a fuck. and why would you want -2's? this place is fucking insane.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:20:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shows how much everyone here knows me. they don't! and never will, thank the lord.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:19:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Chaos -
<grabs her machete>
Hang on..
I'm not going down there!
You don't even HAVE said tattoo.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:19:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:13:14 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man. I can't look at pictures of 14 year old boys. It's a no-no.
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I was waiting for this! You're supposed to -2 you dipshit.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And I'm sorry, KURFSEC, but in this day and age, married at 20 rarely means "successful and happily ever after" and more often "whitetrash, divorced by 25".
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:17:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Chaos - Nah, you just shave it for the actual tattooing, then you let it grow out. So that people kind of have to "part the jungle" to see what it says. More suspenseful that way.
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heh.
'Part the jungle'...
It's like a freakin' safari down thar already.
Don't forget yer machete...
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:17:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
CJ, you should so let your back hair grow out, put some beads and dreads in it, and camwhore.
HOT.
Ohio is another one of those states that could be auctioned off to the highest bidding respectable state and I'd be okay with it. Kinda like Missouri or New Jersey.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Chaos - Nah, you just shave it for the actual tattooing, then you let it grow out. So that people kind of have to "part the jungle" to see what it says. More suspenseful that way.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are you Kimberly R. Baer?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:13:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:10:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:26:05 EDT (#)
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Yeah Im so pissed off right now that I dont have STD tattooed on my leg FOR ALL TIME. pfft.
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(giggle)
That's it, I'm getting a tattoo on my inner thigh that says 'gonorrhea'.
sort of like a 'Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here' sort of thing.
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Too much of a sissy to get the actual 'Abandon All HOpe, Ye Who Enter Here' huh? Or perhaps your legs aren't long enough?
<pokes tongue out>
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Hell yeah, needles hurt.
Also, it's tough enough keeping that small patch of skin bare o' hair. I am NOT waxing anything else, y'hear?!?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:13:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:12:22 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
good job on googling that too.
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No bother. I'm sure JonnyX or someone will call you, if they can be bothered.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:12:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good job on googling that too.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahah yes I do.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:11:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man oh man this is fun!
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You bet it is !
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:11:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:08:53 EDT (#)
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oh but I am a respectable assistant. we're having germans in today over from chemnitz. look it up. city of AKRON OHIO.
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Ah-Ha!
LIAR!
There is no such place as this 'Ohio' you speak of.
It was merely an urban-myth that sprang up sometime in the 50's
...
Seriosly, Ohio...jeez
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:11:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Donald L. Plusquellic
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You work for that retard?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
oh for fuck's sake
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:10:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:26:05 EDT (#)
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Yeah Im so pissed off right now that I dont have STD tattooed on my leg FOR ALL TIME. pfft.
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(giggle)
That's it, I'm getting a tattoo on my inner thigh that says 'gonorrhea'.
sort of like a 'Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here' sort of thing.
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Too much of a sissy to get the actual 'Abandon All HOpe, Ye Who Enter Here' huh? Or perhaps your legs aren't long enough?
<pokes tongue out>
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man oh man this is fun!
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh but I am a respectable assistant. we're having germans in today over from chemnitz. look it up. city of AKRON OHIO.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:08:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO he does it very well. That clap I have sure gets the juices flowin'
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HHHHHUUUUUURRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHH...
...
Hmmm, I don't remember eating that.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:07:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, what does that even mean? because I don't think I said one word out of that 'sentence', if you could even call it that.
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You didn't have to say it. We just know.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, what does that even mean? because I don't think I said one word out of that 'sentence', if you could even call it that.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:07:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Speak for yourself, CJ. Attention starved cunts like this make me sad to be a woman.
OMG, LIEK LOOK AT ME L00K AT ME!!!!1 IM SO SMRT AND BEEUTEFULLZ BC LIEK I HAVE A KILLERZ JOBZ N SHITZ N MA BF LIEK HAZ A TAT DAT SEZ STD N SHIT. LOLZ HEHEHEHEHEHE
I hope the thrush spreads to her brain.
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It's also so blatant that she lives in a trailer park and sucks off old tramps or does low budget anal films for a living.
The desperation in her claims to be a respectable secretary is most hilarious.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:07:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Speak for yourself, CJ. Attention starved cunts like this make me sad to be a woman.
OMG, LIEK LOOK AT ME L00K AT ME!!!!1 IM SO SMRT AND BEEUTEFULLZ BC LIEK I HAVE A KILLERZ JOBZ N SHITZ N MA BF LIEK HAZ A TAT DAT SEZ STD N SHIT. LOLZ HEHEHEHEHEHE
I hope the thrush spreads to her brain.
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um, is there a special website I can go to translate my text into this?
...Seriously, I nearly piss myself every time I see this.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
NO he does it very well. That clap I have sure gets the juices flowin'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:06:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:06:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
No I haven't fucked off already because I'm bored.
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O RLY? I thought you had work?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:06:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well, yeah. I think we get that.
But I think we've all been waiting for someone new to hate on
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Not so much. How can I really hate someone I've never met? This is just internet boredom. It's not really hate, it's like rape, the victimless crime.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:06:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No I haven't fucked off already because I'm bored.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:06:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I dont hate anyone although I do find it odd that you feel the need to be hated. Attention seeking Id say, the hubby not doing it for you any more?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:04:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:02:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who gives a shit?
Really, answer this question honestly?
Why does it get you off to make fun of other people? It's not upseting at all, believe me. SO what exactly does it do for you? Hurt...that question is for you.
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I don't give a shit. Clearly, you do, or you'd have fucked off already.
I like making fun of people because right now, I'm the only person in my 2 person office, and I'm bored. I've done all the work I'm supposed to have done for today, but I'm a graphic designer and get paid hourly, so it's in my interest to stay in for as long as possible. Because I've done all my work I get to piss about on the internet making fun of annoying little cunts like you who're weeping at their shit lives and retarded boyfriends who work for minimum wage. The fact that you have to lie about your life just makes you sad and fucking pathetic.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:04:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Speak for yourself, CJ. Attention starved cunts like this make me sad to be a woman.
OMG, LIEK LOOK AT ME L00K AT ME!!!!1 IM SO SMRT AND BEEUTEFULLZ BC LIEK I HAVE A KILLERZ JOBZ N SHITZ N MA BF LIEK HAZ A TAT DAT SEZ STD N SHIT. LOLZ HEHEHEHEHEHE
I hope the thrush spreads to her brain.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:03:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I also think it's rather amusing.
HATE ME ALL YOU WANT.
I don't mind being the new person to hate on.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:00:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, Kurfsec...
It's okay. Calm down. As they say, 'Chhhhiiiilllllaaaaxxxxxxxxx'.
It's just a buncha bored fuckers who ain't got anythin' better ta do.
We all love you.
*Hug*
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I fucking well don't.
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well, yeah. I think we get that.
But I think we've all been waiting for someone new to hate on.
I, for one, have been enjoying this.
I've barely noticed that almost two hours have gone by already.
Unfortunatly, I've still got lots ta do today...
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Who gives a shit?
Really, answer this question honestly?
Why does it get you off to make fun of other people? It's not upseting at all, believe me. SO what exactly does it do for you? Hurt...that question is for you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:00:00 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, Kurfsec...
It's okay. Calm down. As they say, 'Chhhhiiiilllllaaaaxxxxxxxxx'.
It's just a buncha bored fuckers who ain't got anythin' better ta do.
We all love you.
*Hug*
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I fucking well don't.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:59:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is lame. Now I actually have to go WORK. Anyone know what that is? I don't think so because you're all too busy sitting on ubershit to know anything else.
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Im not allowed to work, doctors orders. IN YOUR FACE!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:59:39 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is lame. Now I actually have to go WORK. Anyone know what that is? I don't think so because you're all too busy sitting on ubershit to know anything else.
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Pussy.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:00:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, Kurfsec...
It's okay. Calm down. As they say, 'Chhhhiiiilllllaaaaxxxxxxxxx'.
It's just a buncha bored fuckers who ain't got anythin' better ta do.
We all love you.
*Hug*
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:59:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Masatoshi Ono, Jac Nasser???
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This is lame. Now I actually have to go WORK. Anyone know what that is? I don't think so because you're all too busy sitting on ubershit to know anything else.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
This silly little cunt is begging for attention.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:59:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:58:40 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahah a mechanic? I think not. He couldn't fix a car to save his life.
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So which CEO is he? John Lampe?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:58:40 EDT (#)
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Hahah a mechanic? I think not. He couldn't fix a car to save his life.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hm, that's probably what I'm finishing college for...right? That's why people go isn't it?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:57:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:56:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
derr it means that you get PAID very very well. what part of the world are you morons from?
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You get paid to blow the mayor and your man is a fucking mechanic? Please.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:57:07 EDT (#)
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It really doesn't affect me if you believe it or not. I just do this shit to pass time.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:57:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:54:32 EDT (#)
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Someone help me out here.
What's a 'paid ass job'?
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Being paid to rim tramps.
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y'see? THAT'S what Ahm talking 'bout.
mmmmm...hate.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:56:54 EDT (#)
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Weren't you the same girl who wrote this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100009
If your life's so peachy-keen, why do you claim it sucks so bad?
Oh, and princess, I graduated high school at 16 also and wasn't stupid enough to become a child bride. Graduating early doesn't make you special, a lot of people do it. What would make you less of a re-re would be if you were smart enough to continue your education and acquire a job that doesn't let you celebrate Administrative Assistants Day every year.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:56:07 EDT (#)
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derr it means that you get PAID very very well. what part of the world are you morons from?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:55:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:54:08 EDT (#)
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You're half right. I DO indeed work as an assistant for the mayor. Thank you very much. And no he works as a CEO for firestone tires. yes, yes I know they've been defective but that doesn't stop the paychecks from coming. ever heard of 'em?
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(sigh)
I had such high hopes for this post...
Do we really *have* to go down this pedantic road?
If yer gonna name-call, at least make it entertaining and intellectual name-calling.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:55:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:54:08 BST (#)
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You're half right. I DO indeed work as an assistant for the mayor. Thank you very much. And no he works as a CEO for firestone tires. yes, yes I know they've been defective but that doesn't stop the paychecks from coming. ever heard of 'em?
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I'm at work right now enjoying the final few weeks of freedom at my cushy workplace before I have to work properly. CEO of Firestone eh? I don't believe you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:54:32 EDT (#)
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Someone help me out here.
What's a 'paid ass job'?
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Being paid to rim tramps.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:54:08 EDT (#)
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You're half right. I DO indeed work as an assistant for the mayor. Thank you very much. And no he works as a CEO for firestone tires. yes, yes I know they've been defective but that doesn't stop the paychecks from coming. ever heard of 'em?
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:53:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:51:09 EDT (#)
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AND married by 20. Both people with PAID ass jobs.
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Someone help me out here.
What's a 'paid ass job'?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:52:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:49:23 EDT (#)
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yesssssss...
Return to teh Dark Side.
It's so much more fun than the alternative.
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Meh, I'm pretty happy where I am. Plus, I'm about to go work for a City Council as a designer and showing up dressed head to toe in Tripp clothing probably won't make too good an impression
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Fuck, you think I go to work lookin' all 'Darth Maul' 'n shite?
Naw, see. Ya gotta be an unda'cova Goth. You'll see.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:52:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:51:09 BST (#)
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AND married by 20. Both people with PAID ass jobs. So fuck you guys. Just because you are all pathetic losers that have nothing better to do then criticize everyone else, when YOU in fact are the defective one. Jackasses.
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You've nothing better to do than sit around defending yourself apparently. I'm betting you work as some kind of secretary and your special needs live in guy works a couple hours a week at Burger King. Right?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:51:58 EDT (#)
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no, I live in FUCKING AMERICA. I'm not a damn brit or fucking canadian.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:51:09 EDT (#)
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AND married by 20. Both people with PAID ass jobs. So fuck you guys. Just because you are all pathetic losers that have nothing better to do then criticize everyone else, when YOU in fact are the defective one. Jackasses.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:50:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:49:20 EDT (#)
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I was never a Goth. At best I was on the edges of Grungism in my teens but I fully admit that for most of my life I have been a Nerd.
Nerdism is my religion.
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grunge=ick.
Take a freakin' bath already.
Still, gotta respect the nerdism.
Nerdz run teh Worldz...(just ask Mr. Gates)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:50:38 EDT (#)
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Grungism
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Is that actually a word? Are you really moving to the Toon? You want to bum Jakey don't you.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:50:06 EDT (#)
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the girl or was it the boy, anyone one of them got thrush in their mouth and it got into a crack in my nipple and then I got thrushy boobs and had to go on antibiotics. Perhaps I should get thrush tatooed on my tit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:50:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:48:59 BST (#)
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well, too bad I graduated at 16 and had a full time job with the city government at 17...I'd say I've done alright.
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You're a tealady aren't you?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:49:23 EDT (#)
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yesssssss...
Return to teh Dark Side.
It's so much more fun than the alternative.
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Meh, I'm pretty happy where I am. Plus, I'm about to go work for a City Council as a designer and showing up dressed head to toe in Tripp clothing probably won't make too good an impression.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:49:20 EDT (#)
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I was never a Goth. At best I was on the edges of Grungism in my teens but I fully admit that for most of my life I have been a Nerd.
Nerdism is my religion.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:48:59 EDT (#)
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well, too bad I graduated at 16 and had a full time job with the city government at 17...I'd say I've done alright.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:48:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:46:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:45:17 BST (#)
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I'm way hotter than her anyways
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No.
Chaos, I myself dabbled with being a goth for some time, I still own some ridiculously large baggy black trousers and skimpy black tops and go and listen me some EBM occasionally.
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yesssssss...
Return to teh Dark Side.
It's so much more fun than the alternative.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:47:29 EDT (#)
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Perhaps if we saw you with either your tongue in your mouth or...
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... your boyfriends disease ridden asshole?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:46:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:45:17 BST (#)
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I'm way hotter than her anyways
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No.
Chaos, I myself dabbled with being a goth for some time, I still own some ridiculously large baggy black trousers and skimpy black tops and go and listen me some EBM occasionally.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:46:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:45:17 EDT (#)
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I'm way hotter than her anyways
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Perhaps if we saw you with either your tongue in your mouth or...
(snicker)
I'll let you fill in the rest.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:45:17 EDT (#)
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I'm way hotter than her anyways
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:44:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:40:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:38:48 BST (#)
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HBTS, I never knew you were so funny...
I think I'm gonna post some more camwhores of myself just so I can taste all that delicious hate.
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I think I already called you too colourful for a goth
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Heh...
Tomorrowz, I showz the darkerz side o' Teh ChaosJester...
...
You have been warned.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:44:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
It looks like you're still in high school, so why are you married?
No matter what anyone tells you, people laugh at those with a GED.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:43:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:42:34 BST (#)
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No mine says 'herpes'
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Haha. That was actually good. Go back to posting pictures of Maggie Gyllenhall and leave your disease ridden life out of uber.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:42:34 EDT (#)
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No mine says 'herpes'
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:42:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:38:22 EDT (#)
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immunocompetent.
hehehe
I learned me a new word today.
BEANO, YOU ARE IMMUNOCOMPETENT.
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wtf? Leave me out of it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:41:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:40:28 BST (#)
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I love being a whore...what of it?!
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A married whore? Wait, so you didn't get 'Chlamydia' tattooed on your lower back to ward off potential people to cheat on your retarded husband with? Seems unfair.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:40:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:38:48 BST (#)
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HBTS, I never knew you were so funny...
I think I'm gonna post some more camwhores of myself just so I can taste all that delicious hate.
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I think I already called you too colourful for a goth.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:40:28 EDT (#)
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I love being a whore...what of it?!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:38:48 EDT (#)
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HBTS, I never knew you were so funny...
I think I'm gonna post some more camwhores of myself just so I can taste all that delicious hate.
mmmmmmmmm...
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:38:22 EDT (#)
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immunocompetent.
hehehe
I learned me a new word today.
BEANO, YOU ARE IMMUNOCOMPETENT.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:37:28 EDT (#)
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FuCk YoU , YoU DIseASE RiDDeN WhOre
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:37:22 EDT (#)
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In immunocompetent people, candidiasis can usually only be found in exposed and moist parts of the body[1], such as:
the oral cavity (oral thrush)
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
For more on thrush, please visit:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candidiasis
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:35:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:35:04 BST (#)
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yeah that's saliva...which comes out of EVEYONES mouth.
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I heard Eveyone is a dirty fucking slut.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:35:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:30:04 BST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:29:32 BST (#)
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HAHAHAHHA I love you Hurtie! HAVE MY BABIES!
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I'm moving to Dunoon in June,
Wanna spoon?
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So soon?
I might be movin' to the toon
In june...or July...shit.
My rhyming skills have let me doon
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:35:04 EDT (#)
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yeah that's saliva...which comes out of EVEYONES mouth.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:33:54 EDT (#)
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OMG THAT I LIKE... LIKE WAY COOL MAN... LIKE WAAAAAAAAAY COOL, I BET YOU AND YOUR EMO FREINDS THINKS THIS IS THE ROXXORS.
YOU ARE TEH SO COOLZ KIDZ!LOL1
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:31:56 EDT (#)
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Oh and judging from the oozy glistening of chicky's mouth, I'd say she has a touch of thrush.
Might want to have that looked at.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:30:48 EDT (#)
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*Dancing down the road to teh 'Most Heated'.....*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:30:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:29:32 BST (#)
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HAHAHAHHA I love you Hurtie! HAVE MY BABIES!
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I'm moving to Dunoon in June,
Wanna spoon?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:29:32 EDT (#)
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HAHAHAHHA I love you Hurtie! HAVE MY BABIES!
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:29:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
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because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
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Typical Post Labotomy response.
Seriously do you believe this dribble yourself?
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:26:05 EDT (#)
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Yeah Im so pissed off right now that I dont have STD tattooed on my leg FOR ALL TIME. pfft.
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(giggle)
That's it, I'm getting a tattoo on my inner thigh that says 'gonorrhea'.
sort of like a 'Abandon All Hope, Ye Who Enter Here' sort of thing.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:27:34 BST (#)
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because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
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Congratulations. You married a winner, and have inescapable logic. I wish you many years of happiness.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
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because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:26:26 EDT (#)
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I've seen a lot of bad tattoos in my time but this one takes the cake.
Kurfsec, please advise your boyfriend here to promptly shoot himself.
Point blank.
...with a shotgun.
...........slug, not buckshot.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:26:24 EDT (#)
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i'm not pissed...anyone else pissed?
that sounds like a typical teenage response 'we did this to rebel against you'
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:26:05 EDT (#)
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Yeah Im so pissed off right now that I dont have STD tattooed on my leg FOR ALL TIME. pfft.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:25:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:24:25 BST (#)
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why does that make him a dick?
fucking fags...I love pissing you off so much
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Alright, retardfucker, explain how having 'STD' on his leg DOESN'T make him a dick?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:24:44 EDT (#)
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cAN I HAVE A FEEL?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:24:25 EDT (#)
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why does that make him a dick?
fucking fags...I love pissing you off so much
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:24:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:22:50 EDT (#)
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ARE YOU AWARE YOU'RE LICKING AN STD?
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sweetness...
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:23:15 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/99682
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:22:50 EDT (#)
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ARE YOU AWARE YOU'RE LICKING AN STD?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:21:55 EDT (#)
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That dude realises thats gonna be on his leg forever, right?
What a dick...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:21:38 EDT (#)
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It's great that that person has STD tattooed right there on their leg, so you don't need to worry if there's anything they're not telling you.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:18:41 EDT (#)
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y'know, believe it or not, I've never actually smoked 'the marijuana'. Of course, half of my family pretty much destroyed their lives with...well, not grass, but a lot of the 'hard stuff', so I guess I learned from others' mistakes. Plus, I guess I was too much of a bookish nerd to experiment growing up and now, well, sometimes it sux working for Big Brother...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:17:50 EDT (#)
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he has balls
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On his fucking forehead?
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:15:40 EDT (#)
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awesome
tell us a joke....
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:15:30 EDT (#)
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His legs look like chicken drumsticks. This is retarded.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:14:02 EDT (#)
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If this is your 'boyfriend', I feel bad for your kids having to share both an UGLY gene (you) and a STUPID gene (him).
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:13:10 EDT (#)
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yes, that is me. no smack. just pot.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:12:11 EDT (#)
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(ahem)
I'm officially camping here.
anyway...
Assuming that is you with the tongue,
a) stop with the smack, DRUGZ IZ TEH BAD
b) I like the slope of your jaw-line (I've got the same thing)
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:11:06 EDT (#)
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he did it just to piss you guys off
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:10:11 EDT (#)
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are they where his brains used to be?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:07:16 EDT (#)
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long sorry...
he has balls
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:07:01 EDT (#)
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why would anyone want a bargain on something they will have their whole life?
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:05:59 EDT (#)
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Why in the fuck would anyone get 'STD' tattooed on their leg?
Fucking stupid.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:05:27 EDT (#)
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Does that say "STD"? 'Cos that'd be pretty forthright, getting a tat that says you ooze. Saves time in the alley, I guess.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:02:58 EDT (#)
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it's not that bad...for 40 bucks. the leg is slanted a little funny in the picture too.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:00:33 EDT (#)
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did he have a friend do the tatoo?
the 'D' is not proportionate, size wise, to the other letters
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 07:59:31 EDT (#)
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slurp-a-liscious
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 07:58:46 EDT (#)
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actually, no I don't
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 07:58:06 EDT (#)
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do you remember what your natural hair color is?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-04-30 07:56:06 EDT (#)
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coley?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 07:55:08 EDT (#)
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indeed.