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Submitted by KURFSEC (View user info) at 2007-04-30 07:53:40 EDT
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2007-08-13 15:12:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, I just read all of the reviews. this must have happened while I was "away"
+2 for some of the reviews though.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:11:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
your boyfriend cheats on you, and has STD's
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-05-06 15:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look like a drag queen. Those thinly plucked eyebrows, the large masculine nose and rounded jaw. The bone structure just screams "young man trying to look like a woman".
I mean, I'm sure you get all the cock you could want crammed up your diseased hole. But realize, that's just while your youth holds sway.
You're going to grow up to be a remarkably ugly woman.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2007-05-05 22:25:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Does that tattoo say STD??? as in, sexually transmitted disease
or am i just really tired
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-05 16:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Unimpressed with this MySpace litter.
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2007-05-05 01:25:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for having teeth. Tease!
Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:50:43 EDT (#)
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http://cityrag.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/parisbird_1.jpg
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-04 12:44:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
and the point of this is???
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lame as fuck.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-04 08:18:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2007-05-04 07:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
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because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
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How about someone who actually has an STD?
Congrats.. your hubby has to go to the aidswhores now :)
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hahaha I never thought about that. I'm fucked then!
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-05-04 08:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that tat is weak
Submitted by Konerak (user info) at 2007-05-04 07:40:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
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because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
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How about someone who actually has an STD?
Congrats.. your hubby has to go to the aidswhores now :)
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-05-04 00:45:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
presumably the STD stands for ShandyTheDog?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-03 18:42:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-03 00:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would do naughty, naughty things to you, if you didn't look like such a slutbag.
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**ponders this statement**
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-03 18:11:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:20:20 EDT (#)
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Cool beans. off ya go!!!!!! post some more weird shit
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:47:31 EDT (#)
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I don't expect to be taken seriously on this site. So no biggie.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-03 08:27:08 EDT (#)
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Well I guess if you have a boyfriend and you think its funny to act lik ea slut then off you go.
Trouble is no one ever takes a slut very seriously (pretending or not)
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-03 08:22:35 EDT (#)
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I'm not really sure WHY it's fun to act like one. it just makes the day go by faster.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-03 08:19:06 EDT (#)
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hmmmm why is it fun to act like a slut?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-03 08:15:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-03 00:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would do naughty, naughty things to you, if you didn't look like such a slutbag.
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not that it's any of your business, but he's the only person I've ever slept with. so I'm far from being a whore. it's fun to act like one though.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-03 07:53:41 EDT (#)
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and 400
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-05-03 07:35:43 EDT (#)
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This tattoo kinda reminded me of you. You should get it to return the favor.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101246
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:40:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love being a whore...what of it?!
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A married whore? Wait, so you didn't get 'Chlamydia' tattooed on your lower back to ward off potential people to cheat on your retarded husband with? Seems unfair.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-03 00:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I would do naughty, naughty things to you, if you didn't look like such a slutbag.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-02 08:13:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think you are hot. You're husband is a jackass. Clearly, your taste sucks.
I bet you smoke.
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yeah, I do smoke. and boy do I do it well.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-02 05:14:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
A Killie fan. I used to hang out with some Ayr United fans, those guys have fucking massive chips on thier shoulders about Killie.
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Never heard of that. There has always been long standing hatred between us two. It's a shame really because they always humiliate us when we play.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-02 00:12:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you are hot. You're husband is a jackass. Clearly, your taste sucks.
I bet you smoke.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:00:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:53:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I still live by you.
Do you want to set up a stalking arrangement?
I'm free this upcoming weekend, but busy for the 2 after that.
We'll have to get together and talk logistics. Plan a strategy for all this.
You know, set the criteria and the level of "creepy" you want me to maintain.
Get back to me on this...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:48:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whats all this talk of whorish women being a bad thing? I've always been fond of whorish women.
+ Duece for whorish women
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:17:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:02:21 BST (#)
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Who gives a shit?
Really, answer this question honestly?
Why does it get you off to make fun of other people?
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it's what we do here, as you know by now
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-05-01 15:30:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:08:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:52:47 BST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:34:59 BST (#)
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One of these posts, eh? Good times.
HurtBytheSun, am I correct in reading that you are, in fact, a tractor boy? You'll never live it down if you are. Mind you, I support Partick, so who the fuck am I to talk, eh?
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Making their way to the bottom of every Scottish division. You guys are sort of the Anti-Gretna.
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The baby request is reversed!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA. WTF is a tractor boy?
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A Killie fan. I used to hang out with some Ayr United fans, those guys have fucking massive chips on thier shoulders about Killie.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:59:36 EDT (#)
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I can't believe this is still going. Damn.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:46:30 EDT (#)
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I call you a slut. And a pig.
Oh, and a liar.
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That's ok, I call myself a slut and a pig and a liar.
And I shall call you a cradle robber.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:45:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
ok I'll remember that.
Chaos=nice one
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I call you a slut. And a pig.
Oh, and a liar.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:44:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:39:01 EDT (#)
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well I get mixed up who calls me a whore. I apologize.
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Well, remember that I'm the nice one
(at tleast until I'm sure no one else is within screaming distance)
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:39:01 EDT (#)
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well I get mixed up who calls me a whore. I apologize.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:36:11 EDT (#)
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Thanks.
And Hayward - yeah, that's the attraction CA has for everyone.
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:14:20 EDT (#)
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Crystle-
I've always wanted to visit hayward. oh and great haircolor.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:34:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Woman...
woe-man...
whoooa-man.
She was a thief,
you gotta believe,
she stole my heart and my
cat.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:33:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Never said you were.
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And I was trying to be clever earlier...or maybe not so much.
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ChaosJester's a sad, sad panda.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:29:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know, when I first decided to camp yesterday, I had no idea it would be so entertaining for so long.
+2 for Kurfsec going the distance and taking the heat like a man (er, whatever you are)...
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I didn't expect this at all either. You know what I am. WOman. Not a whore either, just to clear that up.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Y'know, when I first decided to camp yesterday, I had no idea it would be so entertaining for so long.
+2 for Kurfsec going the distance and taking the heat like a man (er, whatever you are)...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No...I get off when those underage girls are jumping up and down on my crank.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:19:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Of course...
do you get off making fun of underage girls?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Are all of your 17 year old friends whores?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:14:20 EDT (#)
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Crystle-
I've always wanted to visit hayward. oh and great haircolor.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:08:29 EDT (#)
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tell her yourself?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:02:25 EDT (#)
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ooooooooooh.. Tell "Khrissy" to eat a sammich
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:58:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Prove it then, PFF. Link it or something.
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is definitely an alter, I've already seen a photo of this chick sucking a cock on 4chan
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PLEASE do, because I'd love to see it as well.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Impressive. good jorb Methodz
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:03:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could clear up this 'alter' business, by the way.
Just put something like "See Uber, I'm a real girl" in the about me section of that KURFSEC myspace page.
Otherwise, part of me might think that someone is just impersonating the girl on that page (happens all the time).
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Done.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:46:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How come I can't see this MySpace page...please don't tell me that I have to sign up.
I fucking despise MySpace and everyone who has a page on it.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:42:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is definitely an alter, I've already seen a photo of this chick sucking a cock on 4chan
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yeah, yeah, it's already been said.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Prove it then, PFF. Link it or something.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:32:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is definitely an alter, I've already seen a photo of this chick sucking a cock on 4chan
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
we know you are a 17yo from barberton ohio, annie.
tell your friend Leane I think we should mate.
I mean date.
Let me put it this way:
I want to be on her
I mean in her
I mean with her
GODDAMNIT
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:30:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:21:18 BST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:16:58 BST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
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this sounds familiar...
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i wasn't born in Ipswich
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true, you were born in a pasture and nursed by a sheep as i'm sure all northerners are. where's dave from again? do you have red sheep?
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Dave is from Smogland.
Don't call my mother a sheep. Or it'll be the worse for ewe.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:25:25 EDT (#)
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At least someone believes me know.
Ha but how could they after my LIES!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:21:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:16:58 BST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
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this sounds familiar...
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i wasn't born in Ipswich
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true, you were born in a pasture and nursed by a sheep as i'm sure all northerners are. where's dave from again? do you have red sheep?
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:12:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
There you go.
I am now convinced, this is not an alter.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could clear up this 'alter' business, by the way.
Just put something like "See Uber, I'm a real girl" in the about me section of that KURFSEC myspace page.
Otherwise, part of me might think that someone is just impersonating the girl on that page (happens all the time).
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Done.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:53:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's an alter, this is a chan
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:51:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You could clear up this 'alter' business, by the way.
Just put something like "See Uber, I'm a real girl" in the about me section of that KURFSEC myspace page.
Otherwise, part of me might think that someone is just impersonating the girl on that page (happens all the time).
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:43:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is definitely an alter, just saw a photo of "KURFSEC" sucking a cock with "'sup /b/" written on the shaft
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:47:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:42:23 EDT (#)
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I have yet to come across someone from Sweden in all of Uber, and you two live practically next door? Unfair!
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Coleslaw Murphy, St. Jimmy, Mockidol and Gascs are all relatively close to my location.
Not as close as Kurfsec, but then again, Akron is a silly place...
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This is true.
KURFSEC, be careful how much personal information you give out here. I know it's just a stupid website, but you wouldn't want your employer/co-workers to find out about what you say & post here. There are enough meddling dipshits on this site, too, who find it funny to mess with people's real lives.
Definitely don't leave, though. Your replies on this post have been hilarious. ]
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I've been having fun. It's the only reason I do it. Thanks.
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:47:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:42:23 EDT (#)
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I have yet to come across someone from Sweden in all of Uber, and you two live practically next door? Unfair!
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Coleslaw Murphy, St. Jimmy, Mockidol and Gascs are all relatively close to my location.
Not as close as Kurfsec, but then again, Akron is a silly place...
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This is true.
KURFSEC, be careful how much personal information you give out here. I know it's just a stupid website, but you wouldn't want your employer/co-workers to find out about what you say & post here. There are enough meddling dipshits on this site, too, who find it funny to mess with people's real lives.
Definitely don't leave, though. Your replies on this post have been hilarious.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:16:58 BST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
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this sounds familiar...
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i wasn't born in Ipswich
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:16:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
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this sounds familiar...
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-01 06:19:17 EDT (#)
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I thought this dudette was in some weird place in the US though?
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:33:48 EDT (#)
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You look like my ex-girlfriend.
We used to live together, but I kicked her out 2 years ago when she decided amphetamine was more important than paying the mortgage.
Was that you? Seriously, I've drunk too much since then, and things got a little hazy round the edges, so I don't remember stuff so well..
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:19:32 EDT (#)
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I have a friend who was born in Ipswich and his first word was actually tractor. No joke of a lie.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:14:59 EDT (#)
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I'm a tractor boy , people seem to consider Bristol part of Somerset etc
Unless you mean Ipswich which I am nowhere near.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:08:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:52:47 BST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:34:59 BST (#)
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One of these posts, eh? Good times.
HurtBytheSun, am I correct in reading that you are, in fact, a tractor boy? You'll never live it down if you are. Mind you, I support Partick, so who the fuck am I to talk, eh?
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Making their way to the bottom of every Scottish division. You guys are sort of the Anti-Gretna.
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The baby request is reversed!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA. WTF is a tractor boy?
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2007-05-01 03:23:01 EDT (#)
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where oh were has my ubersite gone, where oh where can it beeee? stupid camwhore are all still around, and there's nothing to do but just fleeeeeee.
but i won't.
i'm back, bitches.
prepare for war...
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2007-05-01 02:32:09 EDT (#)
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if i punched you in the cooz, would my fist meet any resistance
just wondering
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:46:47 EDT (#)
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so, eh... have we determined what exactly is going on here yet?
is this another Alter Extravaganza or not???
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-04-30 22:51:52 EDT (#)
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I remember you. You're the girl who flashed her beave at the homecoming kegger.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:53:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:52:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:34:59 BST (#)
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One of these posts, eh? Good times.
HurtBytheSun, am I correct in reading that you are, in fact, a tractor boy? You'll never live it down if you are. Mind you, I support Partick, so who the fuck am I to talk, eh?
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Making their way to the bottom of every Scottish division. You guys are sort of the Anti-Gretna.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:47:31 EDT (#)
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wow, 342 reviews in an hour. good job.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:34:59 EDT (#)
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One of these posts, eh? Good times.
HurtBytheSun, am I correct in reading that you are, in fact, a tractor boy? You'll never live it down if you are. Mind you, I support Partick, so who the fuck am I to talk, eh?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:11:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-04-30 23:20:06 BST (#)
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Awww, I bet TTOM was all excited and putting on his robe and wizard hat.
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Dont be foolish! I'm a Chaotic-neutral Paladin.
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Everyone knows that paladins can only be lawful good! Obviously not a GM.... wait did I just say that aloud?
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Oh Im a GM alright, we just dont play D&D
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-04-30 19:42:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:47:41 EDT (#)
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You take it in the ass, dontcha?
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Isn't that a positive?
Submitted by TheScaryGuy11 (user info) at 2007-04-30 18:20:06 EDT (#)
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Awww, I bet TTOM was all excited and putting on his robe and wizard hat.
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Dont be foolish! I'm a Chaotic-neutral Paladin.
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Everyone knows that paladins can only be lawful good! Obviously not a GM.... wait did I just say that aloud?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-04-30 18:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like crap alters. It's fun watching them manipulate the stupid masses (Primarily the Americans)
Bravo
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-30 18:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you fucking stunned cunt, stop saying "a CEO", it's "the CEO", because there CAN BE ONLY ONE, LIKE THE FUCKING HIGHLANDER HOLY FUCKING GOD HOW DO YOU NOT FORGET HOW TO BREATHE?
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You fucker now I have that Queen song stuck in my head.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shhh crystle don't kill it yet. it's still twitching. you can keep poking it as long as it's still alive.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:01:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And erm, he's not emo or gay. Pale, yes. Limp wrist? Where did you get that from.
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really?
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=182241460&albumID=99088&imageID=1851007
real winner right there
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You remind me of a girl I used to know.
Granted she was also a whore and is currently pushing up daisies, but she was fun, had a killer rack, and thought fucking was a competitive sport.
P.S. Mitsubishi Eclipse's < Oak Tree
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:47:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You take it in the ass, dontcha?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
no kids. jules has one though.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:45:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
pretty close to it
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
TIME OF DEATH 4:53 EST
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:45:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Your friend Jules isn't so bad looking. Where's Barberton? By Akron?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well fuck me, all this time I thought his name was "Stu"
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:38:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
ok...
TWITCH TWITCH
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:36:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shhh crystle don't kill it yet. it's still twitching. you can keep poking it as long as it's still alive.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
17 years old and married. or does that thing not keep up with age. 19 and married? christ. trailer trash, you've already reproduced haven't you :(
i really did see you on a bangbus trailer didn't i?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:35:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Katy - I found the myspace by kurfsec. actually makes me think this is an alter.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:34:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 21:32:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm, joking?
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That's alright, clearly he's just a fucking faggot boytoucher then. Happy trails you fucking gaylord!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:33:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's not sabo. says u on this one. meh. czech?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:33:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.
we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:32:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Mmm, joking?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
it's a leg...and because that's what they do when giving a tattoo
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:31:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 21:28:27 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
And the reason was...what?
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Because nobody else would want to fuck him if he had 'STD' on his leg or something. Oh, that and he's got 'balls' apparently. I hypothesised that they were on his forehead, nestled astride a shrivelled cock. No response. Fuck you.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:31:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
????
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you sound like you're gonna bubble.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
so who's got her home/work addresses and phone numbers now?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:30:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why does that faggot shave his lower arm?
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:30:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My a-nus is broken.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:29:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you sound like you're gonna bubble.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:28:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And the reason was...what?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Me
I am lazy
I am unmotivated
I am fake
I am a liar
I am bad with money
I obsess
I am a little pussy bitch
I want to be like everyone else
I don't know what's wrong with me
I'm confused...
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Post more stuff like that uber loves that shit
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:21:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I never gave a reason for the tattoo, so no I suppose I didn't lie about that.
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Yes you did, shitty alter cunt.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:21:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well, as long as you don't care, it's all good.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't care. It's my name for everything. Wow xanga. Been awhile since I've seen that one. And fuck myspace.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:19:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, this just got a touch more interesting.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:18:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I never gave a reason for the tattoo, so no I suppose I didn't lie about that.
And erm, he's not emo or gay. Pale, yes. Limp wrist? Where did you get that from.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:17:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
sorry, i couldn't resist internet stalking you. you can't be using the same username here as myspace and xanga and the like, girl.
lesson #1. deez ubersitez ppls iz CrAzY!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:17:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So you lied about liking emo/fag-boy, pale-leg gayass unathletic limp-wrist boy, too?
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:15:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Including the reason for the STD tattoo? It's so bafflingly stupid.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:12:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I lied about every single thing on this post. except that I DO work for the city. that's the only truth. SO FUCKING WHAT!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look cheap...so at least you're not lying about THAT, which is rare for this post.
Fortunately for you, I've banged a large number of cheap broads in my day. A couple of 'em,
I didn't even have to brown bag!
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:09:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden is a creep
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who you callin badass?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:02:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
who me? just because i know her name is Annie Sabo? come on! i'm an important man. i don't have time for these alter things!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:59:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i tend to agree badass
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
possible culprit below
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:56:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
tell Tyler i said that only homos shave their legs.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alter
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm cheap. Just buy me a pack of smokes and a drink and I'm all good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How much for a sloppy hummer?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:41:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I sell my body to everyone and everything.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
do you sell your body to wombles?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
alter
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
income doesn't ONLY have to come from your jobs, you know.
so yes, we are doing EXCELLENT financially...
what's it to ya?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:28:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
so we've determined that your man is a 30yr old manager
and you are a 20ys old secretary
doing financially 'particularly well'
note: No offence to amy managers or secretaries here, just clarifying from the earlier bragging on this post
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, we already determined that too.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Administrative Professional (150 hits)
Rating: -0.33 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V) (Label this item) X
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Submitted by KURFSEC (View user info) at 2007-04-25 08:52:27 EDT
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Today is Administrative Professionals Day (formerly known as Secretary's Day)
How many of you does this apply to? Is it YOUR day too?
Why are you thankful for your administrative assistant? (other than that she sucks good dick because we ALL know we're the best at that)
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SO.....
you're a secretary?
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:20:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what an ugly tattoo..
but i'm sure it means something special to both of you
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:56:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have no idea...I really don't give a FUCK
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
why are there so many hits to this? she has practically no personality or intelligence beyond basic literacy. and what she does have doesn't really make up for the fact she looks like the bang bus just picked her up from the wrong side of the trailer park.
wtf is up with that pose? where'd the rest of your eyebrows go? and the ghetto ass leg with a tattoo you can't even read? and the tongue? THAT'S NOT FUCKING SEXY!
gah. fucking kids today.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
this is surely an alter, this tried and true method of bullshitting the likes of uber.
see GoodGirl and countless others as a testament to what I'm saying.
suspected culprits.....method, fudgepacker
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:18:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
hahahahaha!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, I'm pretty sure you're not.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:13:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you fucking stunned cunt, stop saying "a CEO", it's "the CEO", because there CAN BE ONLY ONE, LIKE THE FUCKING HIGHLANDER HOLY FUCKING GOD HOW DO YOU NOT FORGET HOW TO BREATHE?
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:06:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok, you caught me. He's not a CEO of firestone. Just a manager to one of their warehouses. but I'm sure both of us are doing way better than all of you.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:59:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
So, your husband is Japanese, eh?
Please, shut up and stick to posting pictures of your hole.
Thank you.
The CEO's name is Shoshi Arakawa. And yes, he's in his 60's.
http://www.bridgestone.co.jp/english/ir/library/annual/2005/pdf/04_message.pdf
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:52:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll give you some credit. You look like the kind of girl that'd give attention to the balls, and wouldn't get annoyed with a hand on her head during a blowjob.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have nothing to do with firestone, other than that my husband works there. listen people!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:33:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh man... someone email Firestone and let them know what this whore is up to!
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:31:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't we already determine that I am having an affair?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this the same cunt that says we spend all day on uber?
The same cunt that says she has work to do won't be on the post?
The same cunt that says her boyfriend is a CEO?
The same cunt that has been posting replies on her own post all day?
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:57:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hm, that's probably what I'm finishing college for...right? That's why people go isn't it?
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You said that in response to Hilarity's remark of finishing college rather than working. Even if your husband was a CEO, are you so bored that you have to take a job AND finish college? The only possible explanation that doesn't hint at complete ridiculousness would be that you're something similar to a poly-sci major. And you're having an affair with the mayor.
Look, I don't know how dumb of a broad you are, but there's only ONE CEO for Firestone tires. His information is publicly posted online. It's the link I posted in my last review. He is clearly 54, right now.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
man you guys just put words in my mouth huh. he's 30. and when CEO's wives don't have kids to watch, they DO work.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:16:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and who ever said that I was working to pay for college
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:09:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When do I get to see your hole, Mrs. CEO? I'll give you a +2!!!
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh but I am a respectable assistant. we're having germans in today over from chemnitz. look it up. city of AKRON OHIO.
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LIES! Ohio is for lovers and the Germans don't believe in love. Just effecient as possible reproduction and man/woman relations for the purpose of child raising.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:04:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL @ CEO
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This dipshit isn't the CEO of ANYTHING...just drop THAT one, you silly whore.
CEO's don't get paid an "hourly wage".
And their wives don't work.
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
How old are we talking about? 30 years old?
http://www.bridgestone-firestone.com/news/mediacenter.asp?id=bio
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:59:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am president of the world and none of you guys can prove otherwise so nah ner nah ner nah ner
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:49:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
shows how much you guys know. plus this is an OLD picture. and um, no, CEOs don't have to be in their 50's, trust me.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:27:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hadley Tobedone says:
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 09:08:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
oh but I am a respectable assistant. we're having germans in today over from chemnitz. look it up. city of AKRON OHIO.
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Get the fuck out of my state and go back to Alabama. There will actually allow cousins to live happily in the loving embrace of their incestuous desires. Also, I hear they need Walmart greeters. Make something of yourself instead of resorting to lying about a man with an "STD" tattoo being CEO of anything other than Lem-Goatse-Meatspin-Party, Inc.
CHEERS!
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:16:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:54:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You're half right. I DO indeed work as an assistant for the mayor. Thank you very much. And no he works as a CEO for firestone tires. yes, yes I know they've been defective but that doesn't stop the paychecks from coming. ever heard of 'em?
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Your husband is a CEO for Firestone tires? Hahaha...do you even know what CEO means? CEO's are usually in their 50s.
Firestone was founded in Akron, but it appears to be currently headquartered in Nashville, Tennessee.
A CEO's wife wouldn't have to be working a job like mayor's assistant to get her through college, either.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:05:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:02:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, because you know my husband SO well, just from seeing a picture of his calf. very nice.
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I can pretty much guess the following about him:
1) He's a fucking spastic. Evidence? A tattoo that says 'STD'.
2) He considers himself alternative. Evidence? Ripped up camo shorts.
3) He's a faggot. Evidence? His paltry excuse for a leg.
All in all, and as I mentioned before, I think you've bagged yourself a real winner and I wish you every happiness!
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
yes, because you know my husband SO well, just from seeing a picture of his calf. very nice.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:57:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:55:55 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
and your point? that he's not athletic? so what.
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Just that you've clearly married a total fucking pansy. I bet that's fun when his shins split when he tries to lift heavy tires and you have to nurse him back to health while he's drooling into his special needs bib.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
and your point? that he's not athletic? so what.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:55:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:53:51 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't call him a preadolescent..that's where they shaved his leg for the tattoo.
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Be that as it may, I've seen tougher looking legs on 12 year olds.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:53:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wouldn't call him a preadolescent..that's where they shaved his leg for the tattoo.
Submitted by iambetteratit (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
plus one point for not being ugly, minus one point for licking a pre adolecents leg tattoo
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:24:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:08:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I 2nd that, Merlina.
WE MISS YOU, SHLONGY.
patience ladies...I'm working on something for FUPA, SUPA, whatever the hell it's called.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:12:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hot to trot baby!!!!!!
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:10:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...
I'm trying to decide if that's kewl or really fucked up...
maybe a little of both?
________________
Yeah, a little of both.
I'm broke most of the time, but I enjoy what I do with my life.
I don't spend all day playing around or watching TV. I'm constantly researching stuff for other books and stories, checking various accounts that host my tales all over the net, or watching the industry. I've been looking a lot into how to market my book when it comes out. My 2nd is half finished, I have 87,000 words done in a 3rd (a novel, part one of a 4 part series) and I have tons of notes on the rewrite for "Kaote." I don't mess with the visual arts so much anymore, but it's something I went to school for. I just don't find it as fulfilling as writing...
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kaos - do you mind if I ask who is publishing your book? I work in the industry and live in the Cleveland area, so I was wondering if it's anyone around here. You don't have to say if you don't want to, just curious.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am hot, huh.
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turn the heating down
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:07:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am hot, huh.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Just we get next monday off instead, hmmmm
Submitted by GMCrayon (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're hot
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:55:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow...
I'm trying to decide if that's kewl or really fucked up...
maybe a little of both?
________________
Yeah, a little of both.
I'm broke most of the time, but I enjoy what I do with my life.
I don't spend all day playing around or watching TV. I'm constantly researching stuff for other books and stories, checking various accounts that host my tales all over the net, or watching the industry. I've been looking a lot into how to market my book when it comes out. My 2nd is half finished, I have 87,000 words done in a 3rd (a novel, part one of a 4 part series) and I have tons of notes on the rewrite for "Kaote." I don't mess with the visual arts so much anymore, but it's something I went to school for. I just don't find it as fulfilling as writing...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:54:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Sweet.
It's a date...
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Great success.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Emission -
No, Tuesday is. And Tuesday is a public holiday. And in order to make a 4 day weekend, Swedish people coined the phrase "squeeze day". Monday is a squeeze day, which means we get the day off. Tada!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Boring.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:53:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:46:52 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hmmmmm...
y'know, I've spent a lot of time and enegy thinking up amusing things to post on this here website, and I haven't gotten a flaming fraction of the reviews this dumb little post has gotton.
...
...
...
Dammit, GIVE ME ATTENTION!
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You might get bald hatred if I'm in the mood tomorrow. Sad really as in a few years I will be going the same way myself.
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Sweet.
It's a date...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:50:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:46:52 BST (#)
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Hmmmmm...
y'know, I've spent a lot of time and enegy thinking up amusing things to post on this here website, and I haven't gotten a flaming fraction of the reviews this dumb little post has gotton.
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Dammit, GIVE ME ATTENTION!
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You might get bald hatred if I'm in the mood tomorrow. Sad really as in a few years I will be going the same way myself.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:48:42 EDT (#)
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I hate my life (650 hits)
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Submitted by KURFSEC (View user info) at 2007-03-23 14:47:49 EDT
I really do. Anyone have a gun I could borrow? I'm sure I'd be doing all of you a favor too. :]
Why couldn't you have just gone through with it?
still...nice tongue.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:47:02 EDT (#)
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kaosking - I cheat, though. I have dual citizenship. But yeah, Sweden is home.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:46:52 EDT (#)
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Hmmmmm...
y'know, I've spent a lot of time and enegy thinking up amusing things to post on this here website, and I haven't gotten a flaming fraction of the reviews this dumb little post has gotton.
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Dammit, GIVE ME ATTENTION!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:44:53 EDT (#)
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classy
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:43:56 EDT (#)
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Wow...
I'm trying to decide if that's kewl or really fucked up...
maybe a little of both?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:42:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:30:27 EDT (#)
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KK what do you do? You write full time? How does one manage that? Sorry nosey as all fuck I know.
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No, it's cool. I forget sometimes that it's not common knowledge...
One, I do receive a small amount from Social Security because I have severe Bi-Polar Disorder. Multi-Phasic bloodwork has shown that my seratonin levels are ridiculous, along with missing a few other key enzymes and shit. For instance, I have semi-high colestrol but something prevents me from processing sugars right. My glucouse is only 41. I can't actually donate blood. Without medication, I'm freakin' looney and on my med cocktail, I sleep 10 hours a night PLUS take a nap during the day.
I don't make very much from SSDI, so I'm allowed to suppliment it through other work I can manage; I do it through writing and art work. I do small pieces of graphic design crap here & there as freelance and I've sold a few paintings. My book comes out quite soon and I'll be receiving royalty checks from that as well. I already have 3 more books lined up for the next few years.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:37:57 EDT (#)
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Hang on its not the first of May
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:37:03 EDT (#)
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No, I'm not at the University of Akron.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:35:20 EDT (#)
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I have no idea what I missed here...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:34:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:26:37 BST (#)
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TTOM - - Rammstein rules all over my face.
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They kick some serious arse live. If you value your eyebrows do NOT stand right at the front. TEH FLAMEZ!11!
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:33:10 EDT (#)
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Damnit, I've wasted the ENTIRE FUCKING DAY on this stupid post...
Damn you, Ubersite!
DAMN YOU...
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meh, not like I had too much to do, anyway.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:30:27 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:21 EDT (#)
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I've been at my paid ass job since 7 this morning, thank you.
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Yeah, I rolled outta bed around 8:30am. Early for me.
I was up camping on Gnarls' post last night, tormenting her and working on a new tale.
I was also discussing ethics on my post and e-mailing teh Ghola about a rewrite.
All I have to do today is look over some PDF Galleys and approve them. Need to find a fax tomorrow.
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KK what do you do? You write full time? How does one manage that? Sorry nosey as all fuck I know.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:26:37 EDT (#)
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TTOM - - Rammstein rules all over my face.
Fey - - For some inexpleciable reason, I find the fact that you're Swedish to be very cool...
Kurfsec - - So ARE you at Akron University?
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:21 EDT (#)
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I've been at my paid ass job since 7 this morning, thank you.
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Yeah, I rolled outta bed around 8:30am. Early for me.
I was up camping on Gnarls' post last night, tormenting her and working on a new tale.
I was also discussing ethics on my post and e-mailing teh Ghola about a rewrite.
All I have to do today is look over some PDF Galleys and approve them. Need to find a fax tomorrow.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:01 EDT (#)
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kaosking -
Me neither, not today. Days off all round. First of May in Sweden is a public holiday - and therefore Monday is what they've amusingly named a "Squeeze" day, which means we get time off. No, you don't get to run around squeezing people. They frown on that kind of thing.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:01 EDT (#)
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ok then.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:21:27 EDT (#)
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Because I'm polite. I guess.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:20:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:21 EDT (#)
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I've been at my paid ass job since 7 this morning, thank you.
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You're welcome.
(Why's she thank me? Weird.)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:20:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:16:09 BST (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:13:03 EDT (#)
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kurfsec - Didn't you have a paid ass job you needed to go to?
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Oh, Oh, Oh!!!
**raises hand & waves it wildly**
I don't!!! I'm sitting at home with a cigarette in one hand and my coffee beside me, blarring some Deftones on my I-Tunes.
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Oh, Oh, Oh!!!
*Flails hands wildly*
Me neither! I'm sitting at home reading about corals and estuaries with some OJ, blasting out some Rammstein on my i-tunes.
Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:21 EDT (#)
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I've been at my paid ass job since 7 this morning, thank you.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:16:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:13:03 EDT (#)
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kurfsec - Didn't you have a paid ass job you needed to go to?
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Oh, Oh, Oh!!!
**raises hand & waves it wildly**
I don't!!! I'm sitting at home with a cigarette in one hand and my coffee beside me, blarring some Deftones on my I-Tunes.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:13:03 EDT (#)
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kurfsec - Didn't you have a paid ass job you needed to go to?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:12:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:11:41 BST (#)
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I thought you'd like that one
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Indeed. Bravo.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:12:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:09:34 EDT (#)
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sorry I had my 10 o'clock dick sucking
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Is that anything like my 3 o'clock nap???
I love my nap time.
Almost as much as I love Bar time.
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