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I'm sure this is forbidden, but another camwhore. (1382 hits)

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Submitted by KURFSEC (View user info) at 2007-04-30 10:20:42 EDT


How about this one?!


See. My mouth is just the right size for sucking dick.

gayscream.JPG (30 kB)

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User Reviews


Submitted by rycke (user info) at 2007-09-05 02:41:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

any camwhore post with reference to "dick" should be shot from the waist up. nice try though.

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:18:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yeah, i'd cum on your face

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-06 15:48:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The recent influx of camwhores has driven me to -2 them all.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2007-05-06 15:36:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Did your dad fuck a horse? What the fuck is up with your teeth?

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-05 16:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Go back to MySpace where people you can be with your own kind.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-05 02:31:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1


HaHa! How old are you again???

I swear I saw you at the bar tonight.

I'm still not entirely sure that you're real.

You should go to The Zephyr Pub tomorrow night in Kent and prove to me that you're real.

Look for the drunk guy; that'll be me!

NUUUURRR!!!1!



Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-05 01:31:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it really is a shame your so ugly.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-04 17:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you know what i used to say a lot that i don't really say any more, but would be very fitting for a -2 on this post? this:




prove it.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-02 03:12:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

either your braces worked very well

or you come from good stock

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this one was better:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/78653

--------------------------------

yeah she's way hotter.

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

this one was better:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/78653

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:16:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And I refuse to camp here, so moving on...

********************************

Heh, stop fooling yourself, you know you're having fun...
...
On the other hand, I am a bit concerned with the whole brownie points issue.
What can I do to 'earn' them back?
(Remember the 'Back-Alley Reach-Around')

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:09:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And I refuse to camp here, so moving on...

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

ChaosJester -


You just lost you a shitload of Brownie Points.




Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:08:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.

we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
_________________________


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:40:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love being a whore...what of it?!

===============

A married whore? Wait, so you didn't get 'Chlamydia' tattooed on your lower back to ward off potential people to cheat on your retarded husband with? Seems unfair.


_________________________


Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No mine says 'herpes'

________________________________






Keep better track of what you write, alter.

_________________________________


I suppose that means you fucks take everything seriously huh? I know what I said.

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:07:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

exactly...can't rape the willing.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:27:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

because it's not directed towards any one person...ya dick.

we're married. it's my way of knowing he can never cheat on me. because, come on now, who wants to sleep with anyone that has 'STD' on his leg.
_________________________


Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:41:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:40:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

I love being a whore...what of it?!

===============

A married whore? Wait, so you didn't get 'Chlamydia' tattooed on your lower back to ward off potential people to cheat on your retarded husband with? Seems unfair.


_________________________


Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 08:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No mine says 'herpes'

________________________________






Keep better track of what you write, alter.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

CJ -

Have a little self-respect. No raping alters, it's not polite. And no, no surprise sex either.

********************************

Awwwww...
Self-respect is So Overrated.
Besides, like I always say every time I go to prision...
...
Wait for it...
...
You can't rape the willing, hey?

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Wow, no I really don't have a herpes tattoo.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:41:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Whoever this photo is really of, I WANT TO MEET!! Bet she doesn't talk about rape, bet she is lovely and charming and would never touch Uber with a barge pole.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

CJ -


Have a little self-respect. No raping alters, it's not polite. And no, no surprise sex either.



KURFSEC -

Didn't you have Herpes tattooed on your back so you wouldn't cheat on your STD-ridden HUSBAND of whom you were so proud?

How about not begging to be violated, then, mm?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

rape is sooo last year, 12 months 14 days to be exact.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:21:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 14:51:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I still want you to violate me. How 'bout it?

*************************************
???
er, what, exactly, are you proposing here...?

=======

Rape. Dipshit.

*******************************************

Yowza.
Count me in...

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:15:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Retard lover!

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 10:06:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 14:51:34 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I still want you to violate me. How 'bout it?

*************************************
???
er, what, exactly, are you proposing here...?

=======

Rape. Dipshit.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-01 09:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:55:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I still want you to violate me. How 'bout it?

*************************************
???
er, what, exactly, are you proposing here...?

Submitted by hot_pocket (user info) at 2007-04-30 23:22:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:31:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Evil monkey..

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I could do that...if you'd hand it over.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:19:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-28 00:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:19:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

kill urself


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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:15:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Post that picture of you gobbling up my knob.

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't do that shit.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:05:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

do it properly. don't just draw it on with a biro.

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 16:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

already ahead of you

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your 'mommy' doesn't love you.

Now go home and cut yourself

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm gonna go home and cry to mommy


omg someone told me to stfu like wtf omg omg


fucking retards

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:54:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

stfu

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:46:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:40:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

alter



Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:54:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh come on, you guys love me.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

NOW I'M SINGIN' VAMPIRA
VAMPIRA
MY PEENAR'S ON FIRE
FOR VAMPIRA

Giddy-up! (a HOOM pa-pa HOOM pa-pa MAOW MAOW)
Giddy-up! (a HOOM pa-pa HOOM pa-pa MAOW MAOW)

HI-HO KURFSEC
AWAYYYYY

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:57:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

why the long face?

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

oh please. sad and desperate attention whoring.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uummm dunno what I was going to say

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:38:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

unusual

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, it's unusually for people to contact me after shooting a load down my throat, so thanks for that.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:34:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

well, I seem to remember shooting a load in your mouth, which youenjoyed immensely, so I thought it's be nice of me to swing by and drop a -2...even though I'm retired from Uber.

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:30:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm so honored that Shlongy reviewed my camwhore!

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:10:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You'll have to open wider than that, Ms. Piggy.

I'm Shlongy, dammit.

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mmm no emo poetry.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

violate me

**************************************
*furtive glance around*
...sweetness...

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

CJ, you have shamed yourself - we can no longer be homies. Well, for about 5 minutes at least b/c that's as far as my attention span goes.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:59:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just don't post emo poetry and we are all good

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:57:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

plus...there are no books on that shelf. I gotta use it for something

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

violate me

Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

...and then chomping it off, by the looks of it.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:47:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I know they're both cottoney and have fibers and absorb fluids and inks, but listen closely - they are NOT the same...

-----

Don't listen to him, now quickly, shove a book up down there and post it

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:43:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

You know, bookshelves are supposed to be for books, not boxes of Tampax...

I know they're both cottoney and have fibers and absorb fluids and inks, but listen closely - they are NOT the same...

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:28:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

i dunno why but your nose made me think of a koala.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:26:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

`yay i get to violate your face first, deal, yay!!!!!!!

achhhhtthth ttung!!!!!!!

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:15:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

(sigh)
It disturbs me to admit this, but I've been staring at this pic for a while and...
I think I'd like to violate your face.
...
...
I feel dirty.

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:13:33 EDT (#)
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sieg heil!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:11:03 EDT (#)
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Yeah just think about the war! If they hadnt of had humour, Hitler would of won.







Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:08:24 EDT (#)
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I try. Humor keeps people going.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:47:33 EDT (#)
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Ahh humour....a delicious delicacy

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:43:13 EDT (#)
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I got it at Walmart. I doubt they have 'em this time of the year though.

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good you have humour at least.


Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:43:13 EDT (#)
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I got it at Walmart. I doubt they have 'em this time of the year though.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:42:52 EDT (#)
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I always knew my mother taught me manners for a reason!

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:42:05 EDT (#)
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of course you can have one!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:41:54 EDT (#)
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Damn good halloween mask - where can I get one?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:33:41 EDT (#)
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You misunderstood. Heat does not, in this case, equal popularity.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:31:32 EDT (#)
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Cool, can i have a blow job then?

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:29:27 EDT (#)
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Heh...
That was quick.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:27:04 EDT (#)
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This will disappear in the next five minutes anyway. Enjoy mediocrity, whore.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:27:01 EDT (#)
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You look like a cross between Elvira and that homeless lady I kick every day on the way into work.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:26:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:21:41 EDT (#)
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You should probably stop.


Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:24:47 EDT (#)
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what would make you think that?

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:24:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

+1 'cause you're right about the mouth...
-10 for posting more than once a day...although since Bart automatically kicks off older post by the same person, it's not as big a foux pas as it once was.

...It's still unseemly though.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:24:29 EDT (#)
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I'm guessing your next post is going to be about "your" rape fantasies, and you'll include "your" address?

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:24:22 EDT (#)
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too bad

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:24:12 EDT (#)
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Hey how u doin'




hehe


im being nice!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:23:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:22:53 BST (#)
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Why should I stop? I'm giving you guys something to do, right?

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No, I'm all out of hate and this is just boring now.

Submitted by Kurfsec (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:53 EDT (#)
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Why should I stop? I'm giving you guys something to do, right?

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You have such beautiful blonde teeth.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:22:03 EDT (#)
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Jesus. I hate you more every second.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:21:41 EDT (#)
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You should probably stop.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:21:38 EDT (#)
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ok, stfu now


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Homer: Not till you're 15.

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