The ETS Conspiracy Theory Sweep! (with added Camwhore) (1009 hits)
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Submitted by Beano (View user info) at 2007-04-30 10:33:53 EDT
So ETS likes a theory or two... BUT what will his next rant be about?
While most likely some kind of New World Order based finance malarkey or American oil interests across the globe, I think with proof growing that his meds have been replaced with Placebo's and with that ugly fucking cunts camwhore taking up far too much of my time, I switched to .... Dum dum dum...
The ETS Conspiracy Theory Sweep!
Hacked eBay accounts give rise to conspiracy theories - Whereby eagle-eyed conspiracy buffs have pounced on a recent rash of compromised eBay user accounts as proof of a mile-wide hole in the auctioneer's front lines, giving new life to a theory that could one day rival the intrigue surrounding Roswell UFO crashing and Kennedy assassinations.
The Roswell UFO crashing - Did an alien craft (or more than one!!one1) really crash in the US many years ago.
Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World - David Icke's --BBC reporter-- claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.
Barcodes are really intended to Control people - Some conspiracy theorists have proposed that barcodes are really intended to serve as means of control by a putative world government, or that they are Satanic in intent.
U.S. military caused the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami - Popular Arab news services claim the U.S. and Indian militaries deliberately caused the Indian Ocean tsunamis with electromagnetic pulse technology (Much feared by myself and TTOM)
The Nazis had a Moon Base - According to other theories it is believed that the Nazis had made contact with 'half a dozen' alien races, including the malevolent Reptilians.
Kentucky Fried Chicken makes black men impotent - It is sometimes claimed that the Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise is owned by the Ku Klux Klan, and the chicken is laced with a drug that makes only black men impotent.
The Truth is out there, on Area 51 - The secretive nature of Area 51 and undoubted connection to classified aircraft research, together with reports of unusual phenomena, have led Area 51 to become a centrepiece of modern UFO and conspiracy theory folklore.
Charlemagne never existed, is a fictional character - Phantom time hypothesis is a theory developed by Heribert Illig which suggests that the Early Middle Ages (614-911 CE) never occurred, meaning that all artefacts attributed to this time period were from other times, and all historical figures were outright fabrications.
My favourite for the title and most likely candidate....
The Naudet Brother film following New York Fire fighters was faked/acted - Leslie Raphael says 'I believe the Naudet film of Flight 11 is a charade, staged to appear accidental. However bizarre that claim may appear to be, the evidence that justifies it is there in the film'
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ps... even though I have like a totally kewl job and earn AT LEAST $5 an hour (AT LEAST BABY!! LOOK IT UP)...I want you to know that I am on uber for MY AMUSEMENT ONLY.. And did I mention my TOTALLY KEWL job... I'm like the PA to the MAYORZ OF THE TOWN like!!? KEWL.
pps... THis post took 5 minutes.
ppps...YEAH? well, like LOOK IT UP IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME...
pppps does me saying 'look it up' prove anything?
ppppps Does me claiming stuff on teh internet make me look like really KEWL like?
ppppppppppps - Camwhore below
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Submitted by Linus (user info) at 2008-11-29 15:42:47 EST (#)
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Congratulations.
Submitted by Judgement (user info) at 2008-08-02 06:43:08 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-07-26 12:38:56 EDT (#)
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OH NOES MY RATINGS!
Submitted by maf54 (user info) at 2008-05-14 05:22:17 EDT (#)
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Just to counter what that idiot Director did to you.
Submitted by Director (user info) at 2008-05-13 17:24:23 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ballsonurchin (user info) at 2007-06-10 16:38:26 EDT (#)
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faggot.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2007-05-22 22:24:40 EDT (#)
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RETAIL!!
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:59:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:33:11 EDT (#)
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You forgot HAARP and the Iranian Oil Bourse
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:51:22 EDT (#)
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U.S. military caused the 2004 Indian Ocean Tsunami - Popular Arab news services claim the U.S. and Indian militaries deliberately caused the Indian Ocean tsunamis with electromagnetic pulse technology (Much feared by myself and TTOM)
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Gold!
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:35:50 EDT (#)
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Good shit.....good shit indeed!
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-04-30 22:43:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:40:38 EDT (#)
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You know, if KFC made black men impotent, black folks would no longer exist. THINK MAN, THINK.
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AHAHAHAHAHAH Oh this rascism is killing me!!!!
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:47:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:10:32 EDT (#)
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This whole "Calling ETS! Conspiracy!!" thing never gets old, does it? Yes, yes it does.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:34:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:44:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/
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Scroll down: "Dick Cheyney is a Satanist"
My reaction: "Yes, and?"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:33:28 EDT (#)
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FACT: My mother was born on the Air Force base in Roswell, New Mexico, a few months after the supposed crash.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:53:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:44:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/
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Thorpe... you've never heard of this dude??
This stuff would keep Brad busy for years.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:51:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:38:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101213
Way to inspire me to waste more of my precious revision time, bitch
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Don't mention it.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:44:04 EDT (#)
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http://www.davidicke.com/index.php/
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:38:38 EDT (#)
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Post was meh, but +2 for leading me on to this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Icke
This is gold.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:38:33 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101213
Way to inspire me to waste more of my precious revision time, bitch
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:45:56 EDT (#)
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Bob, I have come to respect and love you. You know, in that scary internet way.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:42:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:55:16 (#)
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You don't scare me with your veiled 'threats', you fucking piece of shit. I've lived my life with the knowledge that it's likely to be a short and violent one.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:40:38 EDT (#)
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You know, if KFC made black men impotent, black folks would no longer exist. THINK MAN, THINK.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:39:27 EDT (#)
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Black and white and fluffy. Half ragdoll too. so it goes nice and floppy. I will have to camwhore my catsie one day.
heheh floppy pussy sex
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:25:08 EDT (#)
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Have a +2 you fucking poofter.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:21:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:19:06 EDT (#)
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Hehe, my cat is violating itself right now. Shall I give him your number?
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Not if it's ginger.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:19:06 EDT (#)
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Hehe, my cat is violating itself right now. Shall I give him your number?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 11:07:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:37:26 EDT (#)
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You're cute. fleas much?
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I caught them violating my cat.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:50:07 EDT (#)
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everything ETS says is true cuz he believes it
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:40:56 EDT (#)
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heh, moon base.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:39:20 EDT (#)
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OMFGBBQ TEH REPTILLIANS LANDED AT ROSWELL AND OCCUPY AREA 51 WITH ELVIS!11! IT WAZ THEM WHAT GAVE TEH US ACCESS TO TEH SPACE LAZORZ!!11! THEY HACK EBAY TO BUY DRUGS TO PUT IN TEH BLACKZ CHIKEN!11!
*wraps head in wet towel*
HAVENT YOU SEEN THEY LIVE?!
TEH TRUTHORZ IZ OWT THAYRE!
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:38:27 EDT (#)
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Nazis had a moon base.
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-30 10:37:26 EDT (#)
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You're cute. fleas much?