The Interstellar Lizard Conspiracy (1240 hits)
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Submitted by TTOM: Lizard/Human Hybird Since 2005 (View user info) at 2007-04-30 12:09:31 EDT
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Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2007-06-18 07:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-02 12:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-01 21:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Growing a pair? So you WANT me to whip your ass? What does "growing a pair" have to do with -2ing this cretinous little piece of shit?
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For the record my money is on TTOM.
but I think he was talking about actually doing something to stop, or at least stop supporting the govt.
How about you sack up and actually not pay your taxes, like you promised a few years back?
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>silence<
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-02 12:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-01 21:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Growing a pair? So you WANT me to whip your ass? What does "growing a pair" have to do with -2ing this cretinous little piece of shit?
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For the record my money is on TTOM.
but I think he was talking about actually doing something to stop, or at least stop supporting the govt.
How about you sack up and actually not pay your taxes, like you promised a few years back?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-02 12:35:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-10-23 12:55:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
You don't scare me with your veiled 'threats', you fucking piece of shit. I've lived my life with the knowledge that it's likely to be a short and violent one.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-05-02 12:27:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Retaliatory -2s because somebody ruined your shit?
Way to champion your cause, Brad.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-01 21:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Growing a pair? So you WANT me to whip your ass? What does "growing a pair" have to do with -2ing this cretinous little piece of shit?
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Sounds a bit like good 'ol Desolate Misanthrope, doesn't he?
Submitted by big_spliff_smoker (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:57:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Progr3ss (user info) at 2007-05-01 21:15:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
tin foil is so great
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-01 21:04:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious
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How about growing a pair Bradly instead of being such a little bitch
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Growing a pair? So you WANT me to whip your ass? What does "growing a pair" have to do with -2ing this cretinous little piece of shit?
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-01 20:36:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oneish
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:20:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101244
Tribute.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-01 14:37:05 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet! Zack can be our little ring bearer and Guinness can be our flower girl.
I know you're only marrying me for a ticket to the U.S., but I think I'm okay with that.
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Plus I want to derka derka you.
How do you feel about a foursome with me, Gnarls and Susie Derkins?
Derka derka?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:31:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 02:29:11 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think my tinfoil hat's working properly. I can't find the On switch.
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stick your tongue in the light socket
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious
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How about growing a pair Bradly instead of being such a little bitch
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:46:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious
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I already thought this post was funny; then I saw this review from the man who obviously takes himself a wee bit too seriously, and it made everything all the better.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:42:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-01 09:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet! Zack can be our little ring bearer and Guinness can be our flower girl.
I know you're only marrying me for a ticket to the U.S., but I think I'm okay with that.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2007-05-01 09:21:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fit.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-05-01 08:38:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I want to be in your dreams.
Or am I already?
PS. Whenever I picture you you are the guy from Shawn of the Dead.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think my tinfoil hat's working properly. I can't find the On switch.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-01 05:12:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2007-05-01 02:38:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
back to normal
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2007-05-01 02:28:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yup.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-01 02:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Poor Elvis...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-01 01:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-04-30 20:24:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
lol'd
Submitted by Zampano (user info) at 2007-04-30 19:30:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Snicker*
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-04-30 19:14:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Ah thank you very much...
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-04-30 19:05:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-04-30 18:52:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:22:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-04-30 15:12:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:58:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am eating ramen as I rate this post. We have a connection.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:55:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:48:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy-roundhead is interested in hanging out with that Elvis-roundhead.
Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 19:22:50 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://preview.tinyurl.com/23uhj5
Does it remind you of home bonny lad?
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The Family Ness is pure racist pish
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:22:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://preview.tinyurl.com/23uhj5
Does it remind you of home bonny lad?
Submitted by FALLEN (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I so knew it was those damn noodle things all along.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-04-30 14:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Lacing KFC with drugs to make black people impotent"
You fucker, I choked on my lunch from laughing and eating when I read that. ^_^
Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by sweetcheebs (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:44:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oooooh momma!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:22:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-30 18:20:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you making fun of me? I know you're making fun of me somewhere in here, I just know it. And I'll have you know, I don't think satire or parodies or jokes are funny. I'm going to spam your account now.
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Line 4 rags on you big time
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-30 18:16:44 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
What!? Not one mention of 9/11?
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Thats because that one isnt a conspiracy
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:20:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Are you making fun of me? I know you're making fun of me somewhere in here, I just know it. And I'll have you know, I don't think satire or parodies or jokes are funny. I'm going to spam your account now.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:16:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What!? Not one mention of 9/11?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WooHoo!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-30 13:01:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:44:43 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Louis Gosset Jr's character from "Enemy Mine?"
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I was thinking more of Grig from "The Last Starfighter"
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Thank God. Dennis Quaid is here at the office today and he was getting PISSED.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:57:31 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh... oh *puts up hand*..."Can I be bridsemaid?"
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OK but your dress is Hannibal Smith's Godzilla costume from The A-Team intro
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:58:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i can't disprove it...it must be true
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:57:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh... oh *puts up hand*..."Can I be bridsemaid?"
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:56:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:44:43 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Louis Gosset Jr's character from "Enemy Mine?"
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I was thinking more of Grig from "The Last Starfighter"
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 17:52:50 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM, can we get married?
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Yes, yes we can. Im free anytime after the 16th of may. How does a summer wedding sound?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
TTOM, can we get married?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:51:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:38:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101213
Way to inspire me to waste more of my precious revision time, bitch
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Don't mention it.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:48:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
If you did an entry on wikipedia about this, sans the cartoon heads, ETS would be all over it and preaching to us sheeple about the alien conspiracy based on the Nazi's secret moonbase.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that Louis Gosset Jr's character from "Enemy Mine?"
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:43:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by TuTs (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:34:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hitler 121 appears to have genital wartsies.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:33:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yes indeed !
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Exactly what I meant to say on every level.
V
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:26:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
OH OH OH
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Up there with the better TTOM posts.
But why are the grey and the scaly on the same team???
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*Wild Peter Griffin laughter*
Submitted by Dexter-Brown (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:15:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:12:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*polite clap*
Submitted by oapa (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
funny stuff. =)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:11:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm having ramen for tea tonight!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
good quality
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-04-30 12:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 Moonbase.