(camwhore) What has one thumb and thinks Beano is a fucking pussy? (2024 hits)
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Submitted by Takin' my alter for a spin (View user info) at 2007-05-01 11:09:07 EDT
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-04 16:00:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:19:25 EDT (#)
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LOL U LOOK SO FAMILIAR :P
Hey Bret, what's goin on?
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Chillin'. Just got my first order in from Method's fake jewely stand. Nice stuff. Thinkin' of selling it to a neighbor for some extra dosh.
Weather's good, I'm still pretty badass.
So, yea.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:19:25 EDT (#)
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LOL U LOOK SO FAMILIAR :P
Hey Bret, what's goin on?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-03 18:23:06 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-03 00:17:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA, You look like Wee Man from Jackass.
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this made me laugh intensely :)
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So funny, yet soo true.
PS. Jade, don't +2 the asstwat.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:08:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:23:20 EDT (#)
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HA HA, You look like Wee Man from Jackass.
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this made me laugh intensely :)
Submitted by GetNakeddd (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:04:21 EDT (#)
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i knew it was you
you're such a loser
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:55:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Suck.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-02 08:37:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
PEDO
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-02 08:17:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-01 23:25:21 EDT (#)
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No Comment
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:cries:
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-02 02:35:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who's that square-headed brain box?
I bet he can't count past 10 without pulling his trousers down.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2007-05-01 23:25:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 21:27:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Ha ha...dogshit!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-01 20:54:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 20:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the warm welcome, FP!
I'd comment on your extra witty offerings here but I'm too busy raping your wife with a cattle prod.
BRB
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I doubt you could pull yourself off of Uber long enough to stop from pissing in your pants, you piece of dog shit.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 20:34:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks for the warm welcome, FP!
I'd comment on your extra witty offerings here but I'm too busy raping your wife with a cattle prod.
BRB
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:42:20 EDT (#)
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damn... so the title is right after all....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:41:01 EDT (#)
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Not really, one's up my ass most of the time, dunno if that counts
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:39:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:35:47 EDT (#)
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I think...
Method? You have two thumbs, don't you?
HAHA!
Ya got me there.
Still doesn't excure this attention whore's activities. Everybody see why I'm pro-choice?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:35:47 EDT (#)
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I think...
Method? You have two thumbs, don't you?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:35:09 EDT (#)
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No, you miscounted.
uber is 2 thumbs and a whole lotta alters
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Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What has approximately 60,000 thumbs and is fucking sick of this twat?
Ubersite.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-01 19:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What has approximately 60,000 thumbs and is fucking sick of this twat?
Ubersite.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:34:58 EDT (#)
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hahahahhahaha
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 18:24:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's not horse urine, you fucking idiot.
It's my OWN urine.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:43:21 EDT (#)
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OH EJ - I'd ask you to make babies with me, but I'd rather you didn't leave again.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:32:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:01:45 EDT (#)
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You don't need me to tell you who I am, I've left enough hints around this joint
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I haven't been around here lately, so I wouldn't know. It's probably not that imperative that I know, so good day.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:32:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away Shlongy you smell like cigars and horse urine.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
...Says the KING of the fags, below.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:22:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fag below
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:11:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
when is this stupid ride over
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:01:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You don't need me to tell you who I am, I've left enough hints around this joint
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:00:53 EDT (#)
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I'd like to refer everyone to my first comment on this post...pretty fucking spot on likeness between this picture and Keifer Sutherland in Lost BOys
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm Method too.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:43:24 EDT (#)
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OH DARN, BUSTED
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:43:15 EDT (#)
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now what enjoyment would I get out of that, Simon? It's fun watching you squirm
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:23:56 EDT (#)
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Well, then, instead of continuing this charade, why not tell me who you are? If we've emailed a time or two then it can't obviously be all that bad.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 15:36:20 EDT (#)
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don't sweat it dude, i've been around awhile and we've even emailed a time or two.
i was just giving you a hard time earlier, breakin stones nothing personal
i'm not sure why everyone wants to jump to my defense
i'm badass enough to handle myself
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 15:13:58 EDT (#)
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ROFLFOLFOLFOFLFOLOL<OLOLOLOLZOozlolerz, I don't know who an alter is. TEEheee, I'm gay. Woohoo. This is really what warrants "funny" and "good" nowadays? I'm sure, positive actually, that I don't care who emojean is, whether it's cookie, or bart. I'm also pretty sure that I've been called gay enough on here to learn to accept being gay.
As far as sticking my dick in anything, it's a lot more than you 'mo's stick, period.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-01 14:42:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-01 14:36:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101208#2397224
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:59:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
he's your daddy!
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:59:08 EDT (#)
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bwahahahaha. sico obviously doesn't have a clue who emojean is. fucking tool.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:57:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:53:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 09:09:12 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:06:48 EDT (#)
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Why on EARTH would you come back here?
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Newsflash: The OathMeal Debacle was 100% shenanigans.
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We have never been at war with Eurasia, we have always been at war with Eastasia...
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Oceania is at war with itself when talking about this guy...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:53:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 09:09:12 PDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why on EARTH would you come back here?
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Newsflash: The OathMeal Debacle was 100% shenanigans.
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We have never been at war with Eurasia, we have always been at war with Eastasia...
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:36:24 EDT (#)
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Eh, I've decided not to hate on people so much, even anonymous people. We'll see how long before I break and tell someone they should have been scraped out with a coathanger.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
And no, I'm not the man! I've never claimed to be and I've said that for far too long. You guys love to hate me, which I find awfully ironic and funny. Seriously, everyone have a good day. BTW, you see how I recycled the same joke below? It wasn't funny.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:26:17 EDT (#)
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Well at least we agree about smoking. Unless that was fake. Whatever.
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you are a cool chica, anansie.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:27:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeez, Engrish must not be your first language, huh?
Anyhow, you're(proper use of the contraction) becoming less fun to banter with because you can't keep up and you're(proper use of the contraction) recycling the same joke. Maybe you're(proper use of the contraction) tired from sucking cock, getting reamed in the 2slot, and folding all of my clothes.
If I didn't know any better I'd say that you're(proper use of the contraction) trying to get me worked up.
I do wish you a good day, Emo, if that's at all possible.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:26:17 EDT (#)
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Well at least we agree about smoking. Unless that was fake. Whatever.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you're = your below.
...just sayin.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:17:43 EDT (#)
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read: stammer stammer stammer...fist pump fist pump....respect me dammit I'M THE FUCKING MAN ON UBERSITE!!!
you're shit is tired simone, don't you have some shipping and recieving to do boy?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't need a brisket maker like you to tell me I'm awesome. If you read--sidebar, is it too tough for you to read?--game on, I'm not defending this post so much claiming that you are hypocrites.
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Jean, dear, let me break this down for you, ummmkay?
You see that 's' on the end of hypocrites? Do you? It's the one with that is squiggly and is found frequently in the English diction before "t" (that's the one that looks like a cross) and before r (that one looks like half of an "n" {you are following hopefully}). That 's' as it were makes words plural meaning that I was talking about everyone, you cum holster.
You'd be better off to stop talking and/or thinking so highly of yourself that I would lump you in with anyone or anything.
You, ma'am, can stop folding laundry for the day. I see that you are exhausted.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:04:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for only having one thumb
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-01 13:02:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you all really fucking scare me
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ubmitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:41:20 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
all fags below
('cept EJ)
HI BRETTY POO!
POST SUCKED, PLEASE DON'T HAVE AN ANEURYSM OVER THE -2, TWEAKER.
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OI!
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he's picking on you cuz you're asian.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:47:03 EDT (#)
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This post needs more foolproof.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:42:14 EDT (#)
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I'm a hypocrite?
show me once where I've rated this user with a positive number.
careful now, don't divert by lumping me in with other users, since we're talking specifically about me being a hypa...hipo...well you know what you said.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:41:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ubmitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-01 17:41:20 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
all fags below
('cept EJ)
HI BRETTY POO!
POST SUCKED, PLEASE DON'T HAVE AN ANEURYSM OVER THE -2, TWEAKER.
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OI!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:41:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
all fags below
('cept EJ)
HI BRETTY POO!
POST SUCKED, PLEASE DON'T HAVE AN ANEURYSM OVER THE -2, TWEAKER.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm undefeated.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you look like the vilain in that movie with michael j fox and james wood
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I have laughed no less than 6 times in reading the reviews here.
I'm particularly enjoying EmoPeen getting anfry.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:37:29 EDT (#)
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bwahahbnahahahaha, how did I know
God, what a predictable little shit you are, Meth.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:36:51 EDT (#)
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I don't need a brisket maker like you to tell me I'm awesome. If you read--sidebar, is it too tough for you to read?--game on, I'm not defending this post so much claiming that you are hypocrites. That was what I initially said when you took it upon yourself to profess to everyone how much of a retard you are.
Please, though, I'd hate to take an abacus away from an autist like you, so please don't let me slow you down. You couldn't possibly look any more less intelligent even if Method came here and tried to defend you.
My guess: ETA 2-17 minutes for a Method spotting.
My second guess: You are passed the stage of spotting and should change your rag.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:33:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
stfu Simon, Jean is more man than you or Bret will ever be.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:31:40 EDT (#)
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there is no contest here, you're awesome Simon I can't keep up blah blah blah
fact is you're trying to defend a shit post so there truly is no sense in arguing
but please continue, watching you pound your little fistys in the air demanding respect is so much more enjoyable than actually working.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:23:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Rehashing the words I berated you with hardly counts as a worthy comeback. If you'd like to borrow some brand new ones, I'm sure someone here will be willing to help you out.
On the other hand, you solidified yourself as an alter whom I'd equate to Wimpy, the hamburger eating piece of shit that followed Popeye around. You aren't original, you bring nothing to the table, and you sure as fuck can't keep up with me, Corkie, not even with your tricycle....I don't care how many tassels you put on it.
Suggestion:
2 Slices Bread
1 Tablespoon Peanut Butter
1 Banana
Make a sandwich and kill yourself.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:21:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Katy is so pleasant. So neurotic and jaded yet so pleasant nonetheless.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:19:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
When he was posting his writings and rants, and whatever the fuck else he was posting he was getting rated fairly, based on the quality of shit, goodness, whatever it was. He knows just as well as I do that now he's going to get rated on the CRUMPLE factor and not the honesty factor.
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cept this is a crap post, and it's only tuesday. so either way, -2crap.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:18:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Poorly executed sarcasm below.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:16:54 EDT (#)
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Does any camwhore take any effort, you fucking wasting oxygen stealer. Shut your fucking frog faced mouth, you dumb twat. If you haven't figured it out yet, cunt stain, ubersite is a giant cock sucking contest which no one ever wins.
When he was posting his writings and rants, and whatever the fuck else he was posting he was getting rated fairly, based on the quality of shit, goodness, whatever it was. He knows just as well as I do that now he's going to get rated on the CRUMPLE factor and not the honesty factor.
When I want to hear your opinion I'll take my cock out of your mouth and stick it right in your asshole so all I can hear are the squeals and grunts. Matriculate from ass fingering school and you think you can talk shit, don't you? Well, unless you know sign language, STFU.
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Like I'd feel it if your dick was in my ass, we've all seen pictures cockstain so I wouldn't be threatening anyone with your little gerbil raper.
fact is if you want to act like a cunt, look like a cunt, and represent yourself as a cunt...you're a cunt, cunt.
Now run along we've got work to do here wrongfully bashing a saint and tearing holes in his impecable legacy.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:12:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Where's that wasted hole, Jean, at? I just can't wait for her to open her mouth so that I can jam a fake cock down her throat.
Mine is not big enough :(
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:09:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why on EARTH would you come back here?
**************
Newsflash: The OathMeal Debacle was 100% shenanigans.
Weather at 6.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:08:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't you leave?
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:06:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why on EARTH would you come back here?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:05:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SAFE SOCKS
haha
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
red - you make my head hurt :(
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:04:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:59:14 EDT (#)
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if you haven't figured it out yet, cunt stain, ubersite is a giant cock sucking contest which no one ever wins.
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Actually, I'm pretty sure I've won several times.
Wait........
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Yah, I'll agree with you, Method, you can suck a mean cock when you need to.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:03:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
fag below.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:02:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:59:14 EDT (#)
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if you haven't figured it out yet, cunt stain, ubersite is a giant cock sucking contest which no one ever wins.
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Actually, I'm pretty sure I've won several times.
Wait........
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 12:00:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit@simon
HUZZAH!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:56:12 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:23:20 BST (#)
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HA HA, You look like Wee Man from Jackass.
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EXCEPT HE HAS A BIGGER DICK
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redskies you're the wimpiest of the lot by any stretch. Ease off the dick accusations.
Being hung like a thimble isn't something to be proud of, I don't care if you ARE british.
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*weeps short dicked tears of utter devastation*
least im not ginger. You spacker
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stuffing socks in your boxers doesn't count. i wish all men knew that.
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I'm practising safe socks.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:59:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:52:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was fine when he's alasdair, but now that he's bret, break out the -2's
You're all hypocrites and retards. I like to bash Bret like the rest of them, but for crying out loud, be consistent once he outs himself with the next alter. At this rate, he probably has 4 back-ups already.
That's all.
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yeah dipshit cause this post took all kinds of effort and shows immense talent.
take your cause somewhere else and get off this dudes jock, polesmoker
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Does any camwhore take any effort, you fucking wasting oxygen stealer. Shut your fucking frog faced mouth, you dumb twat. If you haven't figured it out yet, cunt stain, ubersite is a giant cock sucking contest which no one ever wins.
When he was posting his writings and rants, and whatever the fuck else he was posting he was getting rated fairly, based on the quality of shit, goodness, whatever it was. He knows just as well as I do that now he's going to get rated on the CRUMPLE factor and not the honesty factor.
When I want to hear your opinion I'll take my cock out of your mouth and stick it right in your asshole so all I can hear are the squeals and grunts. Matriculate from ass fingering school and you think you can talk shit, don't you? Well, unless you know sign language, STFU.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:59:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you anfry jelus biches.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you're so angry.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:23:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA, You look like Wee Man from Jackass.
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EXCEPT HE HAS A BIGGER DICK
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redskies you're the wimpiest of the lot by any stretch. Ease off the dick accusations.
Being hung like a thimble isn't something to be proud of, I don't care if you ARE british.
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*weeps short dicked tears of utter devastation*
least im not ginger. You spacker
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stuffing socks in your boxers doesn't count. i wish all men knew that.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:55:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Such refined hatred from our friend EmoJean here.
Thinking of shooting up any college campuses, deary?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:52:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was fine when he's alasdair, but now that he's bret, break out the -2's
You're all hypocrites and retards. I like to bash Bret like the rest of them, but for crying out loud, be consistent once he outs himself with the next alter. At this rate, he probably has 4 back-ups already.
That's all.
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yeah dipshit cause this post took all kinds of effort and shows immense talent.
take your cause somewhere else and get off this dudes jock, polesmoker
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:52:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God what an annoying faggot you are, fist yourself
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
two cocksucking fags below.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:49:10 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was fine when he's alasdair, but now that he's bret, break out the -2's
You're all hypocrites and retards. I like to bash Bret like the rest of them, but for crying out loud, be consistent once he outs himself with the next alter. At this rate, he probably has 4 back-ups already.
That's all.
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You can exclude me from this , I -2'd this cunt when I thought he was Alasdair too.
Once a spacker always a spacker I guess.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:49:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was fine when he's alasdair, but now that he's bret, break out the -2's
You're all hypocrites and retards. I like to bash Bret like the rest of them, but for crying out loud, be consistent once he outs himself with the next alter. At this rate, he probably has 4 back-ups already.
That's all.
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You can exclude me from this pathetic little rant, I -2'd this cunt when I thought he was Alasdair too.
Once a spacker alsways a spacker I guess.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:45:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good old Ian Dury to the rescue.
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I wibble when I piddle
Cos my middle is a riddle
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I dribble when I nibble
And I quibble when I scribble
Hello to you out there in Normal Land
You may not comprehend my tale or understand
As I crawl past your window give me lucky looks
You can be my body but you'll never read my books
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm knobbled on the cobbles
Cos I hobble when I wobble
Swim!
So place your hard-earned peanuts in my tin
And thank the Creator you're not in the state I'm in
So long have I been languished on the shelf
I must give all proceedings to myself
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus, I'm spasticus
I'm spasticus autisticus
54 appliances in leather and elastic
100 000 thank yous from 27 spastics
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Widdling, griddling, skittling, diddling,
fiddling, diddling, widdling, diddling spasticus
I'm spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
Spasticus, spasticus
Spasticus autisticus
I'm spasticus!
I'm spasticus!
I'm spasticus!
I'm spasticus!
I'm spasticus!
I'm spasticus!
I'm spasticus!
Spasticus!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
it was fine when he's alasdair, but now that he's bret, break out the -2's
You're all hypocrites and retards. I like to bash Bret like the rest of them, but for crying out loud, be consistent once he outs himself with the next alter. At this rate, he probably has 4 back-ups already.
That's all.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:44:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
lol@ungainly.
That's a pretty cool word.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:43:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spastic
see also 'colloquialisms'
"In some areas, overuse of colloquialisms by native speakers is regarded as a sign of substandard ability with the language. However, in the mouth of a non-native speaker, they are sometimes taken as signaling unusual facility with the language as they may be more difficult for non-native speakers to understand."
See 'non-native?' That's you. Spacker.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Aha! I found it!
A politically incorrect term of abuse for an ungainly or physically inept person, as in "You're such a spastic" (also colloquially abbreviated to "spa", "spaz", "spag", "spack", "spacko" and "spacker")
You clever little fellow, you!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:42:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Spacker
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:40:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:37:35 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
red I find your fascination with me a hair disturbing.
Kindly STFU and die.
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I don't take requests from spackers you fiery armpitted hog botherer
*********
www.dictionary.com
No results found for spacker.
Did you mean sparker (in dictionary) or Spacker (in encyclopedia)?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:40:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:37:35 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
red I find your fascination with me a hair disturbing.
Kindly STFU and die.
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I know for a fact that Jakey is KNOWN, nay COMMENDED, for kicking the shit out of gingers and pissing on them at every available opportunity.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:39:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:37:35 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
red I find your fascination with me a hair disturbing.
Kindly STFU and die.
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I don't take requests from spackers you fiery armpitted hog botherer
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:37:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
red I find your fascination with me a hair disturbing.
Kindly STFU and die.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:34:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
'spacker' is the new black
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:33:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
thimbles don't have dicks by the way.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:23:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA, You look like Wee Man from Jackass.
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EXCEPT HE HAS A BIGGER DICK
**************
redskies you're the wimpiest of the lot by any stretch. Ease off the dick accusations.
Being hung like a thimble isn't something to be proud of, I don't care if you ARE british.
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*weeps short dicked tears of utter devastation*
least im not ginger. You spacker
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You know when you hear something over and over and it STILL doesn't stop being funny? In fact it GETS FUNNIER?
I commend you on the use of the word 'spacker' in the above review.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm too beautiful for Ubersite.
Alas...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:29:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:29:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:26:40 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:23:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA, You look like Wee Man from Jackass.
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EXCEPT HE HAS A BIGGER DICK
**************
redskies you're the wimpiest of the lot by any stretch. Ease off the dick accusations.
Being hung like a thimble isn't something to be proud of, I don't care if you ARE british.
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*weeps short dicked tears of utter devastation*
least im not ginger. You spacker
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:27:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, I lied about the dick size.
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I thought you were going to say you lied about quantity...
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:26:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:23:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA, You look like Wee Man from Jackass.
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EXCEPT HE HAS A BIGGER DICK
**************
redskies you're the wimpiest of the lot by any stretch. Ease off the dick accusations.
Being hung like a thimble isn't something to be proud of, I don't care if you ARE british.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
we know what you like
NSFW Link http://www.ubersite.com/m/92487
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:23:20 BST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA, You look like Wee Man from Jackass.
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EXCEPT HE HAS A BIGGER DICK
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:23:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA, You look like Wee Man from Jackass.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:21:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
STFU Jeff before I tell your wife what really happened to your 401(k) funds at the downs last weekend.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, I lied about the dick size.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's good to see that so much love is still felt for me after all these months.
*wipes tear*
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:20:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Who has one big dick, a lot of cash and thinks you're a fucking idiot...Shlongy!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you look like a spacker
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:18:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Private Joker: Are those... live rounds?
Private Gomer Pyle: Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 16:15:15 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
My biggest fan below.
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What about JonnyX?
Submitted by fuzzyduck (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Deliverence - You can hear the banjo's
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:17:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c147/dozedsk/metal.jpg
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:17:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
gomer pile?
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:15:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"maggots, you're eating maggots michael"
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice hair slick.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:15:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
My biggest fan below.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-01 11:13:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I read the text on this as 'This Gay!'. You couldn't be more right dude.