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Submitted by phuzzygish (View user info) at 2007-05-02 04:11:07 EDT
Loosely translated as "Goddamn I love living in Afrika."
It amuses me.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-02 17:27:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy crap, that guy can do a lot of stuff - I bet he charges Rd. 10000 per session!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-02 16:50:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:16:06 EDT (#)
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leo's imitation of their accent seemed a bit botched at times.
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he did a better job than the hack job Anthony Hopkins did of our accent in 'worlds fastest indian'
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-02 15:33:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:53:09 EDT (#)
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It's true.
I know this because I have to bring an extra pocket-pack of tissues to wipe up the drool when there is any chance of meeting a foreigner/southerner. Sucks when I'm skiing...
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:21:11 EDT (#)
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american girls seem to become retarded over men with accents.
i'm thinking about moving.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:21:11 EDT (#)
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american girls seem to become retarded over men with accents.
i'm thinking about moving.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:19:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:21:41 EDT (#)
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Fair comment Caul, but I can't resist asking, have you ever met a Saffa in real life and heard the accent? :P
I thought he did a damn fine job though, apart from when he got angry and it started to slip. Hardest accent in the world for actors to do convincingly, I'm told.
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My swim team recruited a kid from Johannesburg a couple years ago. He was a giant, he was fast, he smoked lots of pot, and girls loved him despite the fact that nobody could ever understand what he was saying.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:15:20 EDT (#)
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a long time ago, there was a thing called Shlongy Madness. I got a title and was supposed to write a story to go up against Merlina. Our title was, "It's Making a Clicking Sound".
I was going to write about European slave traders trying to figure out what a captured darkie was complaining about, circa 1804.
Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-02 14:09:40 EDT (#)
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oh jesus... your pictures make me laugh...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-02 13:48:24 EDT (#)
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heh
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-02 13:23:05 EDT (#)
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hahahaha..
Oh good.. I can SEE he solves customer attraction problems, that sign is the EPITOME of customer attraction solutions.
I need customer attraction help.. how much does he charge?
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-05-02 12:57:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-02 12:56:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-02 11:41:29 EDT (#)
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<i>MY PENNIS IS SUFFERING MISFORTUNE AND CUSTOMER ATTRACTION </i>
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hahaha....
My parents live within one mile of the Mexican border so when I go to visit we always seem to go to Progresso. There are signs like this all over. There are doctor's 'offices' who can also give you a manicure and pull loose teeth. Kind of scary.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-02 11:22:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:55:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:32:49 EDT (#)
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Then again, I'm a frog so wtf do i know?
hahahaha go self-deprication wooooo!
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:43:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-02 05:37:23 EDT (#)
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"I'm pregnant."
"Well, that's a 'problem'. Let's go see Dr. Juma."
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Ahahahahaha
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:34:44 EDT (#)
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Isn't "casino specialist" and "bad luck" the same thing?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:32:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:21:41 EDT (#)
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Fair comment Caul, but I can't resist asking, have you ever met a Saffa in real life and heard the accent? :P
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I wanted to specify that in my reply but I was too lazy.
No, I never heard the accent in my life (except in Lethal Weapon 2...does that count? :-P) but he just sounded like plain american to me for a few sentences sometimes.
Then again, I'm a frog so wtf do i know?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:28:38 EDT (#)
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MY PENNIS IS SUFFERING MISFORTUNE AND CUSTOMER ATTRACTION
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:21:41 EDT (#)
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Fair comment Caul, but I can't resist asking, have you ever met a Saffa in real life and heard the accent? :P
I thought he did a damn fine job though, apart from when he got angry and it started to slip. Hardest accent in the world for actors to do convincingly, I'm told.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:16:06 EDT (#)
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leo's imitation of their accent seemed a bit botched at times.
but it was a pretty good movie.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:07:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-02 10:00:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:59:56 EDT (#)
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Ja, pretty much. Ask some of the other Uberers like Merlina, Nath, Apppolllo or Crystle, they'll tell you better than I can...
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:57:29 EDT (#)
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do you talk like Leo in Blood Diamond? please say yes
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:53:13 EDT (#)
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I can't believe you told. :(
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:52:51 EDT (#)
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this is the greatest thing ive ever seen.
where was he schooled? i want in.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:45:23 EDT (#)
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What Phuzzy hasn't told y'all is that his father is Dr. Juma and this sign is in his front yard.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:37:32 EDT (#)
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that's just awesome.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:15:20 EDT (#)
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HAR HAR PENNIS
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-02 09:06:46 EDT (#)
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what do you suppose he means by "etc"
Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-05-02 08:59:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-02 08:58:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-02 07:32:32 EDT (#)
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To make pennis strong!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-02 07:27:04 EDT (#)
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or "the sound of my cunt ass roommate stomping across the kitchen hardwood in high heels at 5 o fucking clock in the morning"
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-02 07:16:49 EDT (#)
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Yes, I'd like to see the doctor about being bewithed and remove misunderstanding with anybody.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-02 07:16:46 EDT (#)
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Dr. Juma is teh shit.
I'm with Merlina though, I'm keeping my insanity safe and sound in my brain. HE CAN'T HAVE IT, I TELLS YA!!!1
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2007-05-02 06:36:45 EDT (#)
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You just know he has the same solution to all of them. A shotgun he calls Frank and gently strokes in his sleep, while he dreams of the millions he'll one day make. And what that day comes, and someone discovers his genius, he and Frank will leave.
They'll go on a massive roadtrip montage, all over Africa. They'll be stills of Lions and pyramids, slaves and bodies of white farmers, maybe a girafe. After they've done that (and I've exhausted my knowledge of all things African), they'll find somewhere to settle down. Maybe buy an island somewhere, far enough off the coast that it's private, but still close enough to not be isolated.
There, Frank and Dr. Juma will spend time, frolicing in the woodland before crashing down on the coast to enjoy sunsets. But not all will be as it seems.
The arguement they had years ago about children, someone to carry on Frank's legacy and maybe start-up the Dr Juma academy will resurface. The first few times it happens they'll be a few hours of falling out, but it'll repair itself. But one day things will get out of control.
Frank will lose his temper, his frustration with Dr Juma's short-sided vision of their future finally boiling over, and he'll shoot Dr Juma. Point blank, through the spine. Dr Juma will die in the middle of the island.
Frank, being an inanimate object, will end staying with Dr Juma for years to come, long after the flesh and skin have rotted away. Frank will slowly rust, with nothing but his thoughts and his regrets. And then, many years later, the white man will come. They will discover Frank, lead next to Dr Juma.
Revived, polished and almost as good as new, Frank thinks he's got a taste of the goodlife finally, but it turns out that's how they treat all prisoners in the future.
The court case will terrible, and he will be found guilty of first degree murder and he will be sentenced to death by hanging. The lack of a throat and not needing the ability to breath, Frank will hang from his post forever more, a chilling reminder to all people.
Remember, guns don't kill people. Guns murder people in cold blood.
Or maybe he's a really a good doctor and he really can do all those things, in which case, I take it all back.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-02 05:37:23 EDT (#)
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"I'm pregnant."
"Well, that's a 'problem'. Let's go see Dr. Juma."
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-02 04:56:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-02 04:50:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-02 04:41:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-02 04:28:19 EDT (#)
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I just abandoned some hope with that pic...
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2007-05-02 04:26:23 EDT (#)
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I'm KEEPIN' my madness I tells ya.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-05-02 04:20:13 EDT (#)
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That is one talented guy.
I may go and visit him to get my casino problems sorted and have my pennis made strong.
Kill two birds with one stone.
-Dave