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How I found my God (412 hits)

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Submitted by Sexualchocolate (View user info) at 2007-05-03 06:17:14 EDT


I actually found my God this weekend!

For many years now I've been an athiest. - As far as I'm concerned there is no God. e're all just animals with our own conciousness created by the electric signals sent around our brain / body.

God however is a common misconception. People think God is a creature, or a being, or try to personify God. God is a situation, a feeling or a sense of overwhelming euphoria. You create your own God by putting yourself in these situations.

This Saturday I found my God, in the belly of the Sactuary in Birmingham, at a Rave called Uproar, on an amazing cocktail of mind enhancing drugs.

Who'd have thought that God goes to Hardcore raves?

Whoo - Saturday 5th May 07 - HTID - Air Birmingham - C'mon!.jpg (16 kB)

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-03 20:57:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-03 17:53:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-03 14:44:49 EDT (#)
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I saw God at a rave one time. He was handing out miniature glow sticks and lolly pops. Good guy.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:36:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:31:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:40:39 EDT (#)
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If God is a situation the Bible makes very little sense.

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Uh, yeah, the Bible is fiction and makes very little sense. - Your point is?

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:41:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:40:39 EDT (#)
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If God is a situation the Bible makes very little sense.


Second class? What about Social Security, bus discounts, Medic-Alert
jewelery, Gold Bond powder, pants all the way up to your armpits, and
all those other senior perks? Oh, if you ask me, old folks have it
pretty sweet.

-- Homer Simpson
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in
"The Curse of the Flying Hellfish"