shitty pink floyd covers suck balls (871 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2007-05-03 09:10:10 EDT
Especially this one
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101290
That thing was a year in production?
YOU LOSE
Solos sucked balls, and whoever put all this shit together got the levels all fucking wrong, you're definitely no jimmy page when it comes to production. The worst example is the solo at ~5 minutes. Just fucking awful. Singing was crap too.
I hope anyone involved feels ashamed of themselves.
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Submitted by Mike-Mc (user info) at 2007-05-04 06:20:36 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-03 22:23:59 EDT (#)
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what is the kangaroo's problem? fuck you if you don't like land then pussy. See how far swimming gets you.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-03 20:55:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2007-05-03 20:50:15 EDT (#)
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Wait... the guitar challenge you posted was REAL? Are you serious? I honestly thought it was a joke, it was that bad. Wow... I'm not great, but I'm not horrible either. It's too bad you don't realize you suck.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-03 18:05:29 EDT (#)
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You are my messiah when it comes to gauging musical quality.
You are the undisputed champion of accurate criticism.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-03 16:20:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:44:13 EDT (#)
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Just being a dick as usual, I see.
Lighten up, dude
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You just got told to lighten up from ETS.
No further comment needed.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-03 14:42:50 EDT (#)
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For the pictures.
Haven't listened to it yet.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-03 14:38:55 EDT (#)
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like you know shit on the guitar, assface?
It wasn't great but it wasn't bad. As caul said, it's pretty good for internet bits glued together.
You are one sorry piece of shit, though. You DO suck at the guitar so keep that in mind next time you rip someone's music.
fucking clown.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-03 14:11:23 EDT (#)
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Quiet everyone: Maestro Zitface, with his 90 days of "musical experience" has spoken.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-03 14:08:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:44:13 EDT (#)
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Just being a dick as usual, I see.
Lighten up, dude; it was only for fun. It's not like we are tyring to sell it to anyone or become a massive success on the heels of it.
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Speak for yourself, I was really hoping that this would catapult us into the position of opening for Shlongy's band!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:44:13 EDT (#)
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Just being a dick as usual, I see.
Lighten up, dude; it was only for fun. It's not like we are tyring to sell it to anyone or become a massive success on the heels of it.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-03 13:13:28 EDT (#)
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Y HALO THAR MARSUPIAL!
Submitted by TimetoDance (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:34:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:44:32 EDT (#)
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Well, somebody had to say it.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:55:26 EDT (#)
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fag below
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:52:23 EDT (#)
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YOU are so much fucking gayer than homosexuality.
Hahahaha
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:42:34 EDT (#)
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stfu'ercut
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:41:00 EDT (#)
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GUITAR-OFF challenge (671 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2007-03-20 06:58:31 EDT
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as promised, my entry in the guitar off challenge, both intro and main solo for fade to black by metallica (with some improv), in their entireties
this was my opponent's (very shitty) entry
http://www.ubersite.com/m/99807
you can vote for the winner here
metall.mp3 (2 MB) [audio/x-mpeg]
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:36:47 EDT (#)
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fuck you you're not even thinking of the write person
Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:35:13 EDT (#)
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Aren't you the established guitarist who challenged a TEENAGER WHO JUST PICKED UP A GUITAR to a challenge, and then SUCKED BALLS at that "challenge?"
YOU are so much fucking gayer than homosexuality.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:17:59 EDT (#)
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the pictures had me laughing
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:09:43 EDT (#)
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Failed to disappoint.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:41:22 EDT (#)
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Those pics made me hang myself live on webcam.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:40:25 EDT (#)
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don't bother, it's embarrassing
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:39:17 EDT (#)
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even though im on it, i didnt even bother taking the 5 mins to listen to it.
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:37:58 EDT (#)
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that photo sequence RULES.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:37:19 EDT (#)
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I can't speak for the others since I didn't visually see them record their tracks, but I recorded all of my tracks by ear, no music.
To each his own opinion. Viva la Uber.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:35:11 EDT (#)
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there is no fun in recording some shit note for note from a tab site, converting it to an MP3 and sending it off, that is lame
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:33:21 EDT (#)
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then again, if you look at the people involved, its not too far-fetched that they ENJOY sucking balls. i thought it was pretty good though.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:32:42 EDT (#)
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though i admit the song was very meh, but still not bad for a bunch of intraweb bits glued together
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:31:56 EDT (#)
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it's true though, you do act like an authority on music because you like led zeppelin and played guitar for 6 months. i don't know why you think that makes you a musical genius, but you need to stop.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:31:32 EDT (#)
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somebody didn't feel like joining in on the band equivalent of karaoke
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:29:39 EDT (#)
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somebody feels left out
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:26:16 EDT (#)
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I suppose we should all bow to your musical skills.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:21:51 EDT (#)
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I doubt it, you practically +2 every post on the front page every day. Nobody wants to give a negative rating to a nice guy who put so much effort into one cover, which was "pub rock" at best
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:21:21 EDT (#)
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One final thing - it was never intended to be a spot-on duplicate "imitation." It was our own arrangement, with significantly different instrumentation in spots.
I'm not even going to waste my time on this post arguing with you anymore. I'm sure it will be off the front page before too long.
Seriously, man...why you always so negative? You rarely have anything positive to say about anyone on here. It's rather sad.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:19:12 EDT (#)
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After all, it's not like your one opinion invalidates EVERYONE else's on Uber. Who died and made you an expert on music production?
If it was honestly THAT bad, then I firmly believe that other people would have said so.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:19:11 EDT (#)
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well at least I didn't spend a year collaborating on an awful piece of shit, should have done an original song instead of just ripoff and try to imitate but fail.
Completely pointless.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:18:28 EDT (#)
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Oh .. like wow... you are so controversial.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:17:12 EDT (#)
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Go to hell.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:16:10 EDT (#)
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it's a kangaroo
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:14:29 EDT (#)
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was that a croc?
you cunts have crocodiles in the SEA?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-03 09:14:27 EDT (#)
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does it drown?