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Rating: -0.51 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by fuckers (View user info) at 2007-05-03 10:35:30 EDT


This is a song. About my dog Tip-C.

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Tip-C when he comes, bite him in the ass for me.
I don't know what you want. Do you gotta go out and pee?
Tearin' shit up when I'm gone. Gonna come home and see.
Give this dog a bone. She eats me out of house and home.
Woke up drunk again and this god damn dog was in my bed!
...something, something, something. So kill me, I can't remember the rest.



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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-25 16:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Well it could be seen as an improvement in that it's not a bad photograph of you. And there's actually some text.


But no. Not happening.

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-24 09:00:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Interesting.

I didn't like Paris much. I try to speak French and everyone just talks back in English to save time. Honestly, what's the point of going there to try to get more fluent if they're like that?
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Yeah it's pretty dumb, if you want to improve your french in france you should go to the rural areas

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Interesting.

I didn't like Paris much. I try to speak French and everyone just talks back in English to save time. Honestly, what's the point of going there to try to get more fluent if they're like that?

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-23 11:02:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

actually nevermind, it's not so bad, i'm just a dick

Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:12:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you read this shit before you post it?

Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2007-05-08 09:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i'm actually off to amsterdam at the end of the month....heading there first, then to paris, copenhagen....then a friend and i are heading to the baltics....that part of the trip isnt really planned out yet.

should be fun. let me know if you need any travel advice or whatnot.

Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2007-05-04 15:56:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I know where you live; I know where you work.

But more importantly, I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER. I don't want to out you by being more specific. Suffice it to say, I KNOW STUFF.

*creepy whirring noise*

coleslaw_murphy.at.yahoo.com <-- shoot me an email and I'll list my demands

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-03 19:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-03 18:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-03 14:54:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

flarn-dorfar is the herion king

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

yo, Killer, kill YO!

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-03 12:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-03 11:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

indeed

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-03 10:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

They killed Killer, b


You've been rubbing my nose in it since I got here! Your family is better
than my family, your beer comes from farther away than my beer, you and
your son like each other, your wife's butt is higher than my wife's butt!
You make me sick!

-- Homer Simpson
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