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Lolcat: I'm such an asshole (922 hits)

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Rating: 1.79 on 38 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by whiskeyjack (View user info) at 2007-05-03 22:34:37 EDT


NO FAT CHICKS!

I'm a bad person.jpg (29 kB)

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Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-22 07:56:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

baby, im sorry but thats yucky

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-07 18:04:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-07 09:06:55 PDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-05 19:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-05 23:50:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://fattyfeelsleftout.ytmnd.com/
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That is both the cruelest and funniest thing I have ever seen
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hahahaha!!!!


Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-07 12:38:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ok!

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2007-05-07 12:29:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


She looks like a fat greasy pig singing into a microphone.


Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-05-07 12:20:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-07 12:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-05 19:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-05 23:50:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://fattyfeelsleftout.ytmnd.com/
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That is both the cruelest and funniest thing I have ever seen
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hahahaha!!!!

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-07 12:06:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-05 19:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-05 23:50:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://fattyfeelsleftout.ytmnd.com/
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That is both the cruelest and funniest thing I have ever seen
-------------
hahahaha!!!!

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-05 19:14:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-05 23:50:32 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://fattyfeelsleftout.ytmnd.com/
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That is both the cruelest and funniest thing I have ever seen

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-05 18:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://fattyfeelsleftout.ytmnd.com/

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-05 18:37:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:01:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

pick me pick me!

________________ YEAH CAN I PICK YOU!!!! IM DRUNK AND WILLING TO PLEASE!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-04 19:01:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

pick me pick me!

Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:13:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oh god!
naked jello wrestling anyone??? anyone???


Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-04 17:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-04 11:14:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 16:08:21 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok have a wicked weekend, I will have my cider in my hand tommorow begging we get the right score!!

UP THE CITY!

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Good luck dude. I'm just praying we don't get humiliated by Hibs. Again.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 11:08:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ok have a wicked weekend, I will have my cider in my hand tommorow begging we get the right score!!

UP THE CITY!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:46:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 15:44:04 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

oooohhhhhhh you are crusin for a bruisin

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Chill out my Bristol Buddy, it's Friday. It's all good.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:44:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oooohhhhhhh you are crusin for a bruisin

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 15:40:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dont be doing those smileys!!!

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Or what? You'll get your mother to eat me?

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:40:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dont be doing those smileys!!!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:39:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 15:34:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

shut it fatty

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;)

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shut it fatty

Submitted by pobz (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:29:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Gotta remember that one!

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Hey buddy, I've been putting on a little weight recently. Every time I fuck your mother she makes me a sandwich.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:03:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 15:03:15 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit

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Hey buddy, I've been putting on a little weight recently. Every time I fuck your mother she makes me a sandwich.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 10:03:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-04 09:56:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:56:02 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:52:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:08:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet bejebus who is that thing

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YOUR MOTHER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more

HO FUCKING HO!!! heh

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT SHE CAN'T EVEN JUMP TO A CONCLUSION!

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 09:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:52:09 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:08:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet bejebus who is that thing

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YOUR MOTHER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets three fingers, thrown in the gutter, and comes back for more

HO FUCKING HO!!! heh

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-04 09:52:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 14:08:42 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet bejebus who is that thing

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YOUR MOTHER BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-04 09:39:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-04 09:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sweet bejebus who is that thing

Submitted by Draco (user info) at 2007-05-04 08:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

She's afflicted with the horrible "Pancake Breasts" phenonmenon. They just lay on her chest with no form.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-04 04:02:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-03 23:01:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

yurp!

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-03 22:55:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2007-05-03 22:51:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-03 22:41:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-03 22:39:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


You could fill a shotglass with the sweat between her tits.

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-03 22:39:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-03 22:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Even if I wanted to hit it, it's been so long that the best I could do is bunt.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-03 22:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

ahem. I'd hit it.


Bart: You know, Grampa kinda smells like that trunk in the garage
where the bottom's all wet.

Lisa: Nuh-uh, he smells more like a photo lab.

Homer: Stop it, both of you! Grampa smells like a regular old man,
which is more like a hallway in a hospital.

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