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[Camwhore] One pretty good and one awesome reason to dress like a Secret Service agent. (1232 hits)

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Rating: 0.66 on 43 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Unban_Phallic_Cymbals (View user info) at 2007-05-04 18:15:16 EDT




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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-07 10:05:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good work.




Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-07 09:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Im not usually into skinny chicks either, but the one on the left has nice round tits. I appreciate that.

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-07 06:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Honestly? I'd rather hit the chick on the right. Probably because I'm not into hella skinny girls.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2007-05-06 12:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Obviously Fag-Hags

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-06 12:32:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1



Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-06 08:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-05 21:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-05 19:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

too bad i don't have pictures of last saturday night. it blows this out of the water.

but you still did good, kid. you still did good.
----------------------
Dude you know the rules, if there is no proof of puyaan aforementioned puyaan did not exist. MUST I KEEP READING YOU THE MAN LAWS??

thats why every man should have a camara phone.

P.S. That latin club... my friend was there a couple of hours later MS. FUCKING UNIVERSE WAS THERE!!!!! NO FUCKING JOKE!!

========================================================

i really need to start making more time for Juls and less time for work... we are going to that club the next time i'm in town.

i have a camera phone, but it sucks. fucking $400 phone and an $800 phone and neither one has a camera that is worth a shit.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-06 08:34:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-06 05:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Which one did you fuck?

You DID fuck one of them, right?


10$ he didn't...


Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-06 05:57:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Which one did you fuck?

You DID fuck one of them, right?



Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-05-06 03:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you look 16... sit down little boy...

Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-05 21:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-05 19:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

too bad i don't have pictures of last saturday night. it blows this out of the water.

but you still did good, kid. you still did good.
----------------------
Dude you know the rules, if there is no proof of puyaan aforementioned puyaan did not exist. MUST I KEEP READING YOU THE MAN LAWS??

thats why every man should have a camara phone.

P.S. That latin club... my friend was there a couple of hours later MS. FUCKING UNIVERSE WAS THERE!!!!! NO FUCKING JOKE!!

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-05 19:19:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

too bad i don't have pictures of last saturday night. it blows this out of the water.

but you still did good, kid. you still did good.

Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2007-05-05 05:45:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto x2 cum dumpsters and a gimp plus 2

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-05 04:33:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-05 02:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like to think I've been around more than I have.

It's all in the eyes. Look at their eyes.

I'm a wee bit drunk.

Jack_McCallum has scary eyes.

____

I Love you.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-05 03:17:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

BAN manic_impressive, and give me the girls !



;-)

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-05 02:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like to think I've been around more than I have.

It's all in the eyes. Look at their eyes.

I'm a wee bit drunk.

Jack_McCallum has scary eyes.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-05 02:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Whatev'

I still think you should tell them to make out...

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-05 02:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I've been around.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-05 02:18:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

in this picture you look like the brother of a friend of mine who died last year.

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-05 01:52:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They both are pretty. The one on the right looks like a nice person. The one on the left looks like she'd be a freak in bed. I don't know. Beer.

_____

Incredibly, scarily accurate.

Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:43:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

WOW U HAVE 2 SISTERS...

CONGRATS???

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

They both are pretty. The one on the right looks like a nice person. The one on the left looks like she'd be a freak in bed. I don't know. Beer.

Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:01:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-05-04 23:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

both your chicks mostly suck and you seem to be afraid to touch either one of them. Fag!

____

Feel free to post pics of the hotties you pay to hang around you. I'll even give you time to photoshop out teir dicks.

Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2007-05-04 23:37:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

both your chicks mostly suck and you seem to be afraid to touch either one of them. Fag!

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-04 22:40:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The one on the left has a nice arm.

Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2007-05-04 22:03:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-04 19:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

wow...a fat chick.

I'm...not jealous...no, more like lauging at you.

---

hahahaha. pick the guy whos probably never talked to an actual real girl.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-04 21:35:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Both women are great, and anyone who says otherwise is a fucking fool.
:)


Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-04 21:15:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i prefer the one on the right.

odd that.



Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-04 21:10:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's your left nut? I wanna see your left nut.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-04 20:39:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy shit you look like Doug Funny in this picture.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-04 20:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The one on the left-yes. The one on the right-not so much

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-04 20:25:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

are you calling one of those girls pretty good? they're both hot.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-04 20:01:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lordy

the one girl isn't fat. The men I know would call that 'a healthy slice' or 'thick n' rich.'
She looks like a normal girl to me.

They both look like normal girls.


Phallic, on the other hand, has never been what you would call 'normal.' But that has always been part of his charm.



Oh hell, I dunno. It's Friday and I have to work until 11:00 pm and then all weekend and through to Wednesday.

All I can hear right now is the Waaaambulance.

:**(

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-04 19:45:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

foolproof is jealous

Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-04 19:27:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

wow...a fat chick.

I'm...not jealous...no, more like lauging at you.

Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-05-04 19:22:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

So that you can get a girl that stuffs her bra and her 'ugly' friend that she clubs with so that people think she is kind and generous and chooses friends based on their personalities?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice boobies on da left!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:49:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

a service man would be much more mindful of keeping heir collar straight and sharp. and they'd never have such an 'active' tie.





and they'd already be performing a cavity search on those perps.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:34:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You've got some grease on your left hand.

Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:34:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The one on the left-yes. The one on the right-not so much

Submitted by august_sobriquet (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


The one on the right-yes. The one on the left-not so much

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:19:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Good work, Sir.

Now tell them our "Freedom" depends on whether or not they'll make out for you...



Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:18:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

The one on the left-yes. The one on the right-not so much

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-04 18:18:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the one on the left has some spit-up on her boobie.


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Jebediah Springfield, you'll haul his bones out of the ground
to prove my daughter wrong! Dig up his grave! Pull out his
tongue!

Quimby: Can't we have one meeting that doesn't end with us digging up
a corpse?

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