I'm bored with playing nice. (925 hits)
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Submitted by Natophelia (View user info) at 2007-05-05 00:01:11 EDT
I'm bored with playing nice, so I thought I'd see what you a-holes were up to. I've popped in from time to time over the last few years in moments of extreme boredom (somewhat like now). I've been watching youuuuuu....
So uh...at the moment I'm kinda hopped up on allergy meds. Three different kinds, to be exact. And I'm wearing a funny little filter mask thingy. It's not working. I'm attempting to be a cheapass so even though it got to 90 today I refuse to turn on the air conditioner. I happened to get one $40 utility bill and liked it so much I'm on a mission to repeat it. That was just nifty. Now I have all the windows and doors open, which explains why I'm all fucked up. But hey, I'm saving money!
A moment ago I noticed the back porch light wasn't on so I went out the bedroom French doors, slid the screen shut, and went in through the kitchen sliding door to turn on the light. On the way back into the bedroom I slammed face first into the fucking screen. I was looking right at it and hit it anyway. Drugs no makey thinky fasty. My nose flattened, left arm bent and down, right arm bent and up, right knee hit the screen. Just like a damned cartoon.
Aaaanyhooooo....A boring update for those who even remember me: I'm still married, 3 years this month. He's still playing Army. I'm still in Oklahomna. No, I'm not currently and have not been knocked up. I had an evil, evil job in HR and Payroll that I quit when we were supposed to move but got new orders and ended up staying. There aren't many decent paying jobs around here that are worth the gas to get there, so a kept woman I am again. So since this here lovely deployment started I've gutted and redone a bathroom, learned a little plumbing and electrical skillz (yo), and learned to replace windows. Oh...because...we bought a house last year. And we have two dogs now. Along with the 4 cats. Another bonus for the allergies. I'm somewhat of a fucktard, no?
Yes.
Ooh..Afrin. I haven't taken Afrin yet. I forgot I had some of that too...
And why am I bored with playing nice? Because with other Army wives you can't say things like "fucktard". Not that I hang around many of them anyway, since I haven't met a single one who is into doing any kind of physical activity whatsoever, and well...I am. But OH BOY do they love scrapbooking! Oy.
Gawd bless you Afrin. That didn't take long.
And now I'm going to sleep. Enjoy. Or don't. Whatever. Just wanted to say hi to the people who give a shit and had asked. What the hell..hi to everyone else too!
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Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:26:38 EDT (#)
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"So are army wives just glorified preacher wives...without the religion?"
Sounds about right! Don't know about 'glorified' though. Well...maybe...we ARE getting our own tv show on Lifetime or something hahahaaa
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-07 23:48:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-05-05 09:41:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-05 01:41:33 EDT (#)
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oh my god its Nat...whats up?
youre an army wife now huh? freaky.
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I know! Weird stuff, eh?? There's really not much to report. Yup, I'm still as exciting as ever! Just trying to hold down the fort. And get ready for the Hotter'N Hell again. Got in a cycling crash and wasn't able to go last year, so I'm going for the full 100 miles this year. I hope.
Whatchoo doin?
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School...work...getting trashed, but not tonight. fun times.
So are army wives just glorified preacher wives...without the religion? seems so since you cant say jizz...those bastards.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-06 12:30:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-05-06 03:43:58 EDT (#)
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Welcome back!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-05-05 22:22:43 EDT (#)
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And wouldn't ya know I'm under a tornado watch right now... You jinxer!!!
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-05-05 19:20:55 EDT (#)
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KRACKAAAAAAAA! Do you know the phrase "Black in Iraq" still pops into my head every once in a while???
OKs alright...Ft. Sill-ish. Traffic is nonexistent compared to what I'm used to. Never heard of Arbuckle Wilderness until just now. Looks like it's still open. No rodeos yet! But there is a big one here every year. I have a feeling I'd be as out of place at one as Borat, though.
Tornadoes...jesus...seems like they're everywhere all the time, and they're scary as hell. But I'm fascinated. I'm always the jackass standing outside with a camera.
What the hell are you doin nowadays??
I really should just read everyone's posts, but I try to stay the hell away from the computer as much as possible. I don't want to get sucked back into this place again ;)
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2007-05-05 14:09:45 EDT (#)
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NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so how you liking the big OK? i forget where you live there but i just have to know how many rodeos you have gone to, if you have gone to arbuckle wilderness or is it closed, and how much do you love tornados now?
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-05-05 12:21:53 EDT (#)
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'Scraps' of people?
Ever been invited to a scrapbooking party? Christ...
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-05 11:08:12 EDT (#)
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Ah, HAHAHA...
I can just imagine Inion's idea of "Scrapbooking."
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-05 10:12:27 EDT (#)
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mmm scrapbooking!
that'd be the same reason i avoided the rest of the navy wives...
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-05-05 09:41:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-05 01:41:33 EDT (#)
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oh my god its Nat...whats up?
youre an army wife now huh? freaky.
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I know! Weird stuff, eh?? There's really not much to report. Yup, I'm still as exciting as ever! Just trying to hold down the fort. And get ready for the Hotter'N Hell again. Got in a cycling crash and wasn't able to go last year, so I'm going for the full 100 miles this year. I hope.
Whatchoo doin?
You know, I should appologize to ChristPuncher there. I did say I was tired of making nice, didn't I? He was just trying to give me what I asked for, right? Can't say "jizz" around a bunch of Army wives, either.
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-05 02:23:27 EDT (#)
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Sure, why not...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-05 01:41:33 EDT (#)
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oh my god its Nat...whats up?
youre an army wife now huh? freaky.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:30:51 EDT (#)
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D'Backs suck.
Arbitrary +2
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:15:11 EDT (#)
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oh so yer sisters
so yer sayin if i lived in kansas and looked oot ma winder and if i lived in boston and looked across the bed id see no difference?
u unkempt circus freeks
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:13:57 EDT (#)
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actually the 70 dollars can be sent to me directly. Ask me for my mailing address.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:12:04 EDT (#)
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oh yeah is that what ur john are sayin after u charge them 70 dollars foir a bj u waste of dna
go watch General Hospital
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:09:25 EDT (#)
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Ah yes...same old predictability. Still entertaining though.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:05:32 EDT (#)
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bahahha u sound like a prize u fuckin jizzhole
Submitted by Natophelia (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:05:02 EDT (#)
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Meh.
Submitted by eatyourvitamins (user info) at 2007-05-05 00:03:23 EDT (#)
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pity rating, I aint reading all that shit.