Bill Gates is the Anti-Christ Theory (504 hits)
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Submitted by <demon_master999.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-06 10:52:03 EDT
Since we're all using MICROSOFT products here, I thought I'd just let you know these facts... Do you know that Bill gates' REAL name is William Henry Gates III? Nowadays, he is known as Bill Gates (III) where "III" means the order of third (3rd). So, what's so eerie about this name?
OK, if you take all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it in ASCII code (American standard code for information interchange) and then ADD up all the numbers...you will get 666, which is the number of the beast!!!
B = 66
I = 73
L = 76
L = 76
G = 71
A = 65
T = 84
E = 69
S = 83
I = 1
I = 1
I = 1__ = 666 !!!! THE NUMBER OF THE DEVIL
Coincidence? Maybe, but take WINDOWS 95 and do the SAME procedure and you will get 666 too!!! And the same goes for MS-DOS 6.31!!! Are you sure this is not a coincidence? You decide....
MS-DOS 6.21 ** 77+83+45+68+79+83+32+54+46+50+49 = 666
WINDOWS 95 ** 87+73+78+68+79+87+83+57+53+1= 666
Okay now for the good part
For those of you who still have the OLD Excel 95 (not office 97), try this:
1. Open a new file.
2. Scroll down until you see row 95.
3. Click on the row 95 button, this highlights the whole row
4. Press tab, to move to the second column.
5. Now, move your mouse and click on help, THEN about Microsoft Excel
6. Press ctrl-alt-shift and click on the tech support button simultaneously.
7. A WINDOW WILL APPEAR, TITLE: THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS
This is really eerie, okay...it has a doom style format and you can walk all around the hall (using your arrow keys)...and on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured souls....
8. NOW WALK UP THE STAIRS AND THEN COME BACK DOWN, FACE THE BLANK WALL AND THEN TYPE IN EXCELKFA.
This will open the blank wall to reveal another secret passage, walk through the passage and DO NOT fall off (this is the hard part!), when you get to the end, you will see something really, really eerie.... (This is REALLY there! I haven't been able to reach the end of this VERY narrow passage though.... - WILANT)
At this point of time, countless witnesses all over the world have verified that it is a real eye opener. It could be a joke by MS programmers or is it?
Wouldn't be surprise if Bill Gates was "The Antichrist", after all it was already foretold in the Bible that someone powerful would rise up and lead the world to destruction. And Bill Gates definitely has that kind of power in his hands. More than 80% of the world's computers run on Windows and DOS (including those at the Pentagon)! If all his products have some kind of small program embedded (like this Hall of Tortured Souls) that can give him control, setting off nuclear arsenals, creating havoc in security systems, financial systems all over the world, etc. All from his headquarters isn't as far off reality! Just using Internet Explorer may allow him to map out what you have on your computer bit by bit each time you log on. Perhaps the end times are near and this is just the tip of the iceberg!
Quote from the Bible:
"He also forced everyone, small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on his right hand or on his forehead, so that no one could buy or sell unless he had the mark, which is the name of the beast or the number of his name. This calls for wisdom. If anyone has insight, let him calculate the number of the beast, for it is man's number. His number is 666." Revelation 13:16-18.
See...it is something for you to think about if the Bible, in the Book of Revelation, says that without the sign of the beast one would not be able to buy, sell, do business transactions, etc. My question then to you now is this...Is the Internet now a necessity in doing business?
The Internet also bears the sign. Note that the Internet is also commonly known as the World Wide Web or WWW. One other way we write W is V/ (VI) so:
W W W = VI VI VI 6 6 6
This gives me something to ponder upon. Isn't everything going towards the Internet? (i.e., buying/selling goods, business transactions) Isn't Microsoft always on the move to have a monopoly when it comes to software technology? And now, The Internet?
Revelations also says that the mark of the beast will be carried on one's Hand and one's forehead. If the Internet would indeed be the sign of the beast aren't we all starting to carry it on our hands and foreheads??? Screens (forehead) and make use of the mouse (hand)??? Are things finally falling into place or are we just letting our imagination run wild??? Remember, the devil came to cheat, steal, and to destroy...so be VIGILANT about Bill Gates and Microsoft.
"To agree or to not agree with the WWW or the Beast" is not the question.
What if the WWW is the 666? Or Bill Gates the Beast? What will you do??
Cancel subscriptions to the Internet? Resign from Microsoft? Set out a campaign against Bill Gates on the Internet? Shut down all Windows 95 forever?
It will not do you any good...think about all this and pray, pray really hard, or else.... Never Stop Believing...
P.S. I didnt write this...
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-26 00:01:39 EDT (#)
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hey you remember 19 days ago when you retal -2ed me?
I just noticed, you unimportant asshat.
Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-06 15:52:10 EDT (#)
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OLD.
...but there was smileage.
Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-06 15:44:34 EDT (#)
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The WWW is not the Internet.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-06 15:42:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-06 10:55:18 EDT (#)
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You need to meet a guy called ETS... and have a murder-suicide pact party.
Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-06 15:22:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-06 07:56:54 PDT (#)
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Since we're all using MICROSOFT products here
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I use a Mac. Fuck you.
Submitted by Chase909 (user info) at 2007-05-06 14:50:35 EDT (#)
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propaganda!? BLASHPHEME
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-06 12:19:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-06 12:09:17 EDT (#)
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Mac propaganda.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-06 12:05:38 EDT (#)
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Except for the fact that the number of the beast isnt 666, its 616. Seriously, look it up.
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-05-06 11:32:48 EDT (#)
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how old is this email forward. windows 95? seriously.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2007-05-06 11:12:41 EDT (#)
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Heh. Made me laugh.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2007-05-06 11:07:09 EDT (#)
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Nothing to see here. Move along, folks.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-06 10:56:54 EDT (#)
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Since we're all using MICROSOFT products here
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I use a Mac. Fuck you.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-06 10:55:18 EDT (#)
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You need to meet a guy called ETS... and have a murder-suicide pact party.