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Happy Birthday to Me (960 hits)

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Rating: 1.7 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Bob (View user info) at 2007-05-07 16:27:20 EDT


So it's my birthday and I'm stuck in the library finishing up a huge ass paper thats due at 8pm tonight. Stupid Molecular Biology class.

Have a drink for me so I can vicariously get wasted.

Cheers.

PS: Im sure you've all seen this before but it still cracks me the fuck up.

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Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-08 21:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-08 08:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF22048BC-Today_is_my_Birthday.gif#24
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so true...yet so funny.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:13:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-08 08:58:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.pbfcomics.com/?cid=0PBF22048BC-Today_is_my_Birthday.gif#24


Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-08 03:14:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-08 01:49:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That is purely awesome. I made me go, "hahahahahhaahahha," IRL.

ps i sympathize.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-05-07 23:53:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hell yeah, but only cause I'm watchin it


I still don't know you

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-07 23:45:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

family guy kicks ass.

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-05-07 23:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy bifthday you fukzors



ps show us your cockzors




whatever I'm drunk and watchin family guy.......... think that makes me easy

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-07 22:32:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-05-07 22:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You go to Brown right? My brother is a sophmore there.
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snazzy. i wont ask for a name over teh intrawebs.

Submitted by Lambchop (user info) at 2007-05-07 22:21:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You go to Brown right? My brother is a sophmore there.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-07 20:23:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

WOO FINISHED with 20 minutes to spare...


Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-05-07 20:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do your homework asshole and stop complaining. And vote republican.
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The first part is done and you know the second part isnt ever going to happen.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2007-05-07 20:21:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2007-05-07 20:20:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Do your homework asshole and stop complaining. And vote republican.

Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-07 20:03:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-07 18:03:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-05-07 17:56:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

SPR FTW!

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-07 17:31:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you forgot the acid...that would be a nice gift.

Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-07 17:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Birthday !

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-07 17:28:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Holy fuck are you going to get vicariously wasted tonight!
I'm going to get you real vicariously fucked up son.
Wired to shit too, I'm talking speed balls, GHB, MDMA and
a couple ludes so you can keep your heart from imploding.

You're going to touch the face of God my friend.

Sincerely,

ih8u2man


Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-07 17:24:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

for the gif

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-07 17:17:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll have five drinks for you...

Happy birthday.

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-07 17:10:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

For the gif

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-07 17:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha! Haven't seen it before so have 1.

And have another for teh birfday.

Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2007-05-07 17:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

nice gif...shouldve waited a few days.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:57:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Dogs are good as long as no one is walking around in the yard with a shampoo bottle. Then it's like having ninja dogs who can vanish in a puff of smoke.

Hey the drinking age is there because the feds didn't want me to be able to buy beer. They kept raising it based on my birthday. When I was 17 the drinking age was 18. When I was 18, 19-year-olds could buy beer and wine but not firewater. By the time I turned 19 they had raised it to 21. I finally caught up to it, but no doubt there were attempts to increase it to 40. Hey weed is easier to get at that age and it doesn't give you a hangover.


Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:57:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're too gay to drink.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:52:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're too young to drink anyway
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oh be quiet...i can legally drink everywhere except this damned country...stupid highway funding clauses.

how are the dogs?

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:49:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-07 21:46:16 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

you're too young to drink anyway
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That kind of attitude would get you killed in Britain

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:46:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're too young to drink anyway

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:44:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that is a great gif

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:44:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm a sucker for teh funn13z

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:43:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Uhjenkinnnnnnnnnnsah.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:41:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I spent my last birthday writing a paper too.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:40:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Unlucky. Leroy Jenkins FTW, though WoW is gay.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:38:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Hey, like, Happy Birthday, eh.


Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this gif makes me miss my comp and CS

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I dont know why but "OH NOES" and "WE ARE TEH WIN" always cracks me up.

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

We get a week long period before finals called "Reading Period" so we can study...but most professors dont give a fuck and shit give homework and papers. I get out on the 17th...with 4 finals in 4 days from the 14th to the 17th. Fun.

Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-07 16:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn papers. What are you doing still in school at this date? I got out Thursday.


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