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Spiderman 3 Questions: (737 hits)

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Submitted by Kaelic <scarletranger.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-07 23:36:02 EDT


How did a pumpkin bomb DISINTEGRATE Venom when all it did to Harry's face was disfigure it a little bit? Does that seem reasonable? I mean, come on, let's be realistic!

I say Venom is still alive.

Oh, yeah, and spoilers above.

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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-09 01:07:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it has been said in wizard magazines 2007 movie guide (comic book geek's bible) that they will make a 4th spiderman even if raimi (who announced he wouldnt direct a 4th) and toby dont return for it....



spiderman 4.... starring george clooney, directed by joel schumaker...now with "spider-nipples"

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:12:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by jade_digitalmedia (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

asshole.
i will spank thee.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:37:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:24:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

huh?

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I think the THC levels were elevated due to the midnight showing and location of the screening. That obviously contributed to the giggles.

You know you're in a good crowd when Spidey punches MJ and people cheer.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:03:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

There will be Spidermans as long as they keep making money. I heard somewhere that already have plans on doing another three.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

And yet I witnessed a girl start crying five times during the movie.

Five times. Come on, man.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-08 12:59:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Nearly everyone in the movie theater laughed at the "emotional" scenes. People would be losing it on screen, and all around were nothing but chuckles and outright belly laughs.

When Tobey cries, he sounds like a weed whacker with a bad fuel mix.

Submitted by Zebra (user info) at 2007-05-08 12:41:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Anyone of the opinion there will be no Spiderman 4 after that opening is sorely misinformed, regardless of the contractual obligations of the main players.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:27:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:18:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yea, in passing I saw some of the cast members on one of those fucking peppy morning shows and their interview actually made me pause. They looked bored to fucking tears. Apathy abounded. At one point Kirsten Dunst made a comment along the lines of "I can't believe they made a third movie"

It sounded like they were contractually obligated for this one, but not another.

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I noticed that, too. Their indifferance was obvious in their performances.

Clearly they have it too hard. That must be it. Getting paid millions to fuck around in a comic book movie and ignoring nerd hype on the internet really takes a toll on an individual, I guess.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:18:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-08 09:46:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-08 04:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

spiderman 4 will have carnage
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I highly doubt that they will be making any more Spidey movies after this one.
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Yea, in passing I saw some of the cast members on one of those fucking peppy morning shows and their interview actually made me pause. They looked bored to fucking tears. Apathy abounded. At one point Kirsten Dunst made a comment along the lines of "I can't believe they made a third movie"

It sounded like they were contractually obligated for this one, but not another. Doesn't matter this one looks like dog shit anyway

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-08 09:46:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-08 04:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

spiderman 4 will have carnage
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I highly doubt that they will be making any more Spidey movies after this one.

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-08 09:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-08 08:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

3. It is just a fucking movie.
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Go outside and play.


Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-08 09:02:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fag above the one below.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-08 08:36:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Fag below.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-08 08:34:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'll answer this one.

Spiderman's a homo...just like you.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-08 08:28:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

He's a wise man that Indoninja.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-08 08:09:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

1. As Razor pointed out Goblin jr. showed he had fast healing with the earlier head wound.

2. Venom was killed because he was weakend by not having a host and the sound waves were fucking with him.

3. It is just a fucking movie.

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-08 04:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

also, back when they were casting spiderman i tohught that they shoulda cast eric foreman as peter parker, it kinda made my day thatthey made him the "ani parker" in brock

his girlfriend form that 70's show (laura preppon) woulda made a better maryjane too






...im done "geeking it" for now



Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-08 04:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

spiderman 4 will have carnage

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-08 04:23:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It wasn't THAT bad. I mean when you compare it to a truly terrible movie like Ewoks: The Battle for Endor, then it comes off really quite good.

Submitted by Still-Life (user info) at 2007-05-08 03:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

"Venom" never dies.

"Eddie" Brock Jr. never dies.

The symbiote dubbed "venom" never dies.

The movie was shit. It fucking totally raped any possibility of greatness. Eric Foreman =/= Venom.

I can't believe they have three more of these fuckers planned...

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-08 02:59:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

deubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbk

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-08 02:42:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

hmmmm

You'd do that gwen stacey though

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-08 02:37:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The movie sucked balls, there were numerous plot holes (you've pointed one out), and for being the most expensive movie ever made I wish i'd developed DVT half way through and died of a stroke.


Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-08 00:57:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

nerd alert

Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2007-05-08 00:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2


everything to do with this movie sucks balls. i like spiderman, but spiderman as an emo? seriously, you'd think with al the money they threw at this thig at leastt he CG stuff would look tops, but its seems they spent it all on the inconsequential sandman character and not enough on venom. lip-synch please?

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-08 00:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-08 00:30:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


Venom = Eric Foreman from "That 70s Show"









Yes.

Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-05-08 00:19:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

So goblinjuice makes you stronger and heal faster and, presumably, almost impervious to explosions.

If you watch the Venom death scene, you see the guy's rib-cage silhouetted in the flames. This implies a fairly momentous amount of damage.

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-08 00:01:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

They sort of implied from his "not even a scar" a couple weeks after the head injury that he was some sort of slow acting Wolverine or something.

Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2007-05-08 00:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2007-05-07 23:52:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok, I recant my previous -2 on te basis that I thought Spider-man threw a slashing pumpkin back into Harry's face, as the scars Harry was later sporting showed his face looked chopped up. If it was an exploding pumpkin, it begs the much more important question of how it only affected his face and how the fuck he healed up from it so fast.

If it was an exploding one and not his slashing one, it should have wrecked the entire half of his body. I figured it was his slashing pumpkin bomb, because he apparently had full mobility of function later on when he was on his skateboard/glider deal

Apologies

Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2007-05-07 23:51:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the?



where did you go? I know I'm drunk but apparently too so

Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-05-07 23:45:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, you IDIOT, Spiderman throws an EXPLODING pumpkin bomb BACK at Harry. The EXPLODING bomb only disfigures his face. You are totally not a fan if you didn't realize that you stupid asshole!

He then throws THE SAME exploding pumpkin bomb at Venom, who it apparently disintegrates? What kind of lame comic book nerd are you?!

Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2007-05-07 23:40:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

If you watch Spider man 1, the green goblin uses a pumpkin bomb to disintegrate the chairmen of the board at the parade, and another kind that fires the blades at spider man.

If you watched #3 closer, you would have seen the blades-pumpkin at the beginning of the movie

"I hate those things"

and the disintegrating one later on venom.

Watch the movie more closely before making dumb critiques.


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