The Rapist Checklist - nsfw (1815 hits)
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Submitted by squattail (View user info) at 2007-05-08 09:38:15 EDT
Some things to remember...
1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.
2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.
3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist.
5. If she's alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you're a rapist.
6. If she's sleeping and you have sex with her you're a rapist.
7. If she's unconscious and you have sex with her then you're a rapist.
8. If she's taking sleeping pills and doesn't wake up when you have sex with her then you're a rapist.
9. If she is incapacitated in any way and unable to say 'Yes' then you're a rapist.
10. If you drug her then you're a rapist.
11. If you find a drugged girl and have sex with her then you're a rapist.
12. If you don't bother to ask her permission and she says neither 'Yes' or 'No' then you could be a rapist.
13. You are a rapist if you 'nag' her for sex. Because you manage to ply an eventual 'yes' from a weary victim doesn't mean it's not rape. You are a rapist.
14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her "No" by talking her into it. She's not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it's not YOUR responsibility to 'get' her. You're still a rapist.
15. You are a rapist if you manipulate her into sex when she doesn't otherwise want it. If you say, "If you loved me you'd do X" then you're a rapist. If you say, "All the other kids are doing it!" then you're a rapist.
16. If you threaten her, or act in a way that SHE thinks you're threatening her then you're a rapist. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to 'talk' her into sex then you're a rapist.
17. You are a rapist if you don't immediately get your hands off of her when she says 'no'. You are a rapist if you take your hands off of her and then put them back ON her after 10 minutes and she eventually 'gives in' to this tactic.
18. You are a rapist if you won't let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.
19. If you're necking with her and you're naked and you've already gone down on her and she says 'No' to sex with you and you have sex with her anyway then you're a rapist.
20. If you're engaged in intercourse and she says 'No' at ANY point and you don't immediately stop then you're a rapist.
21. If she said "Yes" to sex with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you're a rapist.
22. If she picked you up at a bar looking for sex and then decides that she doesn't WANT sex and you continue then you're a rapist.
23. If she changes her mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don't immediately back off or you try to talk her into it and get sex anyway then you're a rapist.
24. If you don't hit her and she says 'No' you're still a rapist.
25. If you don't have a knife or a gun or a garrote and she says 'No' then you're still a rapist.
26. If you're a friend of hers you can still be a rapist.
27. If you had sex with her the night before but she doesn't want morning sex and you pressure her for it anyway then you're a rapist.
28. If you're her husband you can still be a rapist.
29. If it's your wedding night and she doesn't WANT to have sex with you and you force or coerce her anyway then you're a rapist.
30. If she's had sex with you hundreds of times before but doesn't want to on the 101st time then you're a rapist.
31. If you penetrate her anally, orally or digitally against her will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a rapist.
32. Women do not owe you sex.
33. Buying her dinner does not entitle you to sex.
34. Paying her mortgage does not entitle you to sex.
35. Buying her clothing does not entitle you to sex.
36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn't mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you.
37. Spending any amount of money on her does not, ever, entitle you to sex.
38. Seeing her legs or cleavage does not entitle you to sex.
39. If she 'turns you on' you're not entitled to sex.
40. If she has fucked every man in a 10 square mile radius and she doesn't want to fuck you and you have sex with her anyway, then you're a rapist.
41. Her clothing is not a reason for you to rape her. Her LACK of clothing is no reason to rape her. If she's wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her.
42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.
43. If she's a stripper and she says "No" then you're a rapist. Likewise, if she's a stripper and she's been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.
44. If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you're as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.
45. If you don't fight rape then you accept rape.
46. If you don't believe a woman when she says she was raped then you're encouraging rape.
47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.
48. If you confess to the authorities that you raped a woman it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.
49. If you 'only' raped one woman, you're STILL a rapist.
50. You cannot tell who is a rapist by the way they look. Rapists are your friends, your brothers, your fathers and you won't know it.
51. Do not get frustrated with a woman if she doesn't trust you. SHE already knows that rapists don't wear signs on their foreheads. Something you think is innocuous SHE may find terrifying.
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Submitted by sexualchocolate1984 (user info) at 2007-05-17 09:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Whoops!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:22:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by big_spliff_smoker (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:13:08 EDT (#)
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What a total load of bollox, gettin drunk with girls and then fucking them aint rape, everyone knows that 99% of woman are sluts when under the influence, so that shit gets exploited.
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a scientifically proven fact!
Submitted by big_spliff_smoker (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:13:08 EDT (#)
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What a total load of bollox, gettin drunk with girls and then fucking them aint rape, everyone knows that 99% of woman are sluts when under the influence, so that shit gets exploited.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:47:12 EDT (#)
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OK, so i conform to all these things, stay a virgin which makes me lose my sanity and become a serial killer.
now which is the lesser evil?
i bet if that korean kid got laid at least once in his life, massacring a bunch of students would never have entered his mind. hell, he would have thought about scoring pussy like the rest of us instead of killing it.
it's all the fault of those bitches screaming rape that geeks with guns get none.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:22:11 EDT (#)
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WTF, I'M NOT RAPING ALL THAT.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-09 03:25:11 EDT (#)
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You know the rape conviction rate is actually very, very low. It's a very difficult case to prove beyond reasonable doubt without lots of evidence.
Oh! What if it's a disabled person who has no motor function and impaired reasoning who says yes if you buy her icecream? Is that taking advantage? Is it still taking advantage if she's really really fat and you have to clean her with a sponge first so it's bearable?
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2007-05-09 02:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-08 21:59:03 EDT (#)
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Um.
False?
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-08 21:23:37 EDT (#)
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4 May 2007
Daily Telegraph
Copyright 2007 News Ltd. All Rights Reserved
A MUM assaulted while breastfeeding her baby in a public changeroom says she now knows how it feels to be raped.
Jane, 37, was feeding her week-old son when a man entered the shopping centre changeroom.
He tried to start a conversation and put his hand on the woman's breast when her son stopped feeding.
"He leaned forward and cupped the underneath and ran his thumb across my nipple," Jane said. "I pulled my top down and said `back off'."
The man moved as if to molest her again, before the woman issued a more stern command to back off.
The frightening attack took place at 3.45pm on Monday at Melbourne's Broadmeadows Shopping Centre.
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52. If you lean forward and cup the underneath [of her breast] and run your thumb across her nipple you are a RAPIST
Submitted by rick_the_stud (user info) at 2007-05-08 21:22:05 EDT (#)
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this post should be taken seriously because they're all true. legally, you could go to prison for rape for any one of these. the whole argument about a married couple having drunken sex while the kids are away blurs the line a little bit, but it could still be rape (though not likely.) the way the laws are written, if either party is unable to give consent (read drunk) then it is legally rape. however, no one in their right mind would prosecute that case since it could be assumed that a married couple who decided to engage in a little drunken sex would have prior implied consent.
going to a bar and bringing a girl home when you're both drunk more closely fits the description of non-consensual sexual activity since two parties who just met cannot possibly have prior implied consent; therefore they should be both sober and conscious in order to ensure consent. What this means is that you can still be prosecuted for rape even if you're both drunk. Unfortunately for the male, the legal system is designed to accept the female's word as law; in other words, make sure you're both sober. On the other hand, the legal system also perpetuates a lot of douchebaggery towards rape victims, so this really isn't such a bad thing.
if you want references for all this, i can direct you to statutes in the state of south carolina (where i live), but most states have very similar laws regarding what constitutes criminal sexual conduct.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2007-05-08 20:07:58 EDT (#)
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32. Women do not owe you sex.
they do, if you pay upfront
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-08 19:20:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:45:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5BIuhQBy0
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What about the guy in the middle with the feral beard and the gravy stains all over his shirt?
My initial reaction:- "That's definitely what JonnyX looks like"
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-08 18:02:02 EDT (#)
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I guess I've been raped forty times. At least once in my sleep.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:46:03 EDT (#)
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18. You are a rapist if you won't let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.
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fuck
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:28:39 EDT (#)
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where did you plagiarize this shit from?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:09:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:53:05 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:12:29 EDT (#)
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WTF, IM NOT READIN ALL THAT
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:36:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:17:00 EDT (#)
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need i say it? needs more rape
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hahahahahahaaaa
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:03:14 EDT (#)
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I like you too, Jimmy. Thanks.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:34:14 EDT (#)
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Half of these were "If she doens't consent it's still rape." worded differently.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:31:18 EDT (#)
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is 43 out of 51 bad?
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:18:13 EDT (#)
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Woo rape!
Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:17:00 EDT (#)
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need i say it? needs more rape
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:13:53 EDT (#)
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The guy's stupid grin in the second frame and the chick's expression in the last one gets the +2.
Did you find that checklist somewhere or did you make all those up?
Either way, they're amusing.
And the Drake taking them seriously also amuses me.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:03:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-08 12:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-08 15:15:37 BST (#)
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42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.
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wrong, you are a thief
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Now THATS a +2
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Actually, if she's a prostitute and she says "No", wouldn't that make HER the thief? I mean, I don't care what those fucking "escort" agencies are trying to say. You're not paying the bitch just to be there and look pretty.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-05-08 12:58:18 EDT (#)
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if you put this much "thought"
into compiling these 51 items
then you are a rapist.
congratulations.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-08 12:56:37 EDT (#)
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She could knee me in the balls.
She's hot!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-05-08 12:51:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-08 12:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-08 15:15:37 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.
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wrong, you are a thief
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Now THATS a +2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-08 12:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous , mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:47:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Motel room: $50
Strappy high heels : $65
Spiked heel to the groin: PRICELESS!
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:47:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
If you breathe funny, or call them a different name during sex, you are a rapist.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:45:53 EDT (#)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AC5BIuhQBy0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:44:47 EDT (#)
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well then, it looks like I'M a rapist.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:29:55 EDT (#)
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yes just like PFF.
and ROFLOLZ!!!11, you left that one out.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:28:23 EDT (#)
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like PFF fuckface? OTTGCFY
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:27:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Very compelling, PFF.
I called bullshit and you can't back it up. Throw all the acronyms at me you like. ROFLOLZ!!!11
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:21:10 EDT (#)
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It's funny, because even before I scrolled down and saw the 2nd and 3rd photo, I was thinking, "Man, it'd be funny if that girl slipped off the soap holder and impaled that guy with her heels!"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:18:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hilarious
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:16:49 EDT (#)
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here's an argument: you're a rapist, now GTFO
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:15:58 EDT (#)
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Come up with a valid arguement, enabler.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:13:54 EDT (#)
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go home rapist
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:12:46 EDT (#)
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Fuck that, if you are both drunk then it's not rape for gods sake. I agree if you get a girl drunk just to fuck her you area scumbag, but if you are both out at a restaurant and get drunk, what's so depraved about going home with a girl. especially if you are both equally drunk. I fucking hate finger-pointers. Go fuck yourself. But make sure to get permission.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:06:01 EDT (#)
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rapist below obviously doesn't understand a woman's right to maintain vaginal integrity
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 11:03:38 EDT (#)
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So a married couple that has sex while drunk while their little bastard kids are away at little tommy's house for the night are rapists?
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:59:29 EDT (#)
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That's why I choose to sleep mostly with cheap hookers.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:57:30 EDT (#)
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52. If you make more than one post per day and the second post is NOT a rape checklist, you are a rapist.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:54:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-08 09:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40524
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Holy shit! Lojope was RAPED?!?!?!?!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40766
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:54:40 EDT (#)
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rapist below
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:50:47 EDT (#)
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few good points....staggering amount of bullshit.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:47:13 EDT (#)
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Did you compile this list or is this an actual list? I'd like to see the male/female counterpart to this: i.e. Even if he slaps his dick in your face, you still have no right to climb on top of it, etc., etc.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:08:50 EDT (#)
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According to the list I am a serial rapist.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:42:02 EDT (#)
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'Stupid Laced Whore'-mass > porcelain soap holder.
I can't figure out whether you meant all of these sarcastically, because I find 90% to be completely reasonable, with 10% being a gray area.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:36:02 EDT (#)
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that one doesn't make much sense even if it was spelled correctly
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:33:41 EDT (#)
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"If she's wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her."
Tell me you've got pictures of a girl wearing skimpy undies and a steak and kidney pie, I'll know you go to fetish websites.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:24:46 EDT (#)
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last night i jerked off on my gf ass while she was sleeping.
she was pissed i didn't rape her in her sleep.
i bet it was to cry after rape if i ever dump her
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.
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wrong, you are a thief
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:08:50 EDT (#)
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According to the list I am a serial rapist.
...and I love it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:08:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:06:38 EDT (#)
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"45. If you don't fight rape then you accept rape."
I think this one came from the "rapee's checklist"
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-08 10:01:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By checklist, does this mean you're working through all these?
Also, regarding the pic, i love how he's still got that idiotc smirk in the second frame.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-08 09:48:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40524