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Kevin Sorbo Says: (1163 hits)

Category: Humor

Rating: 1.92 on 57 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Drake: STD Free (Call me) (View user info) at 2007-05-08 13:18:19 EDT








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Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:09:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108434#2416802

Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fucking brilliant!!

Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-08 22:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops

Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-08 22:19:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Maybe sherbet....

I always said Sherbert though. Who knows? Some things are better left alone anyhows.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-08 18:56:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahahha....Sorbo....I like the ice cream better...

no wait...

that's sorbet right?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-08 18:10:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 18:03:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Seriously? Thanks.

Clearly Enlightened Below.

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2007-05-08 18:02:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol best ever...my list at least

Submitted by Director (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:18:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:09:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

term 'kiwi' is correct, we usually refer to ourselves as PBTA (People better than the aussies), but you can use kiwi.
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HAHAHAHA Awesome.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:08:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0


(BTW...if the term isn't kiwi, forgive the ignorance)

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term 'kiwi' is correct, we usually refer to ourselves as PBTA (People better than the aussies), but you can use kiwi.

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:08:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:07:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0



Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:58:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're a Kiwi, eh? Beautiful Country out there. Gorgeous. If it wasn't 37 hours away from EVERYTHING I would love to visit someday....maybe if I get rich.

(BTW...if the term isn't kiwi, forgive the ignorance)

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:56:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:56:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

those shows were filmed in my country, woohoo +2 me.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:52:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Lungfish has since corrected his mistake. Poor guy felt e-terrible.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:51:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I always stop by 1.99's 1.98's etc just to see which bitter as....I mean..individual, made a "mistake" this time.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:50:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

jonny, I can only say that Andromeda was like the watergate on Kevins Career. Sure, it's campy and lame, but nowhere near as classy as Hercules was. Plus it cameo'd Bruce Campbell every few episodes. Andromeda Never did.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:47:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NO Andromeda reference??

Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:40:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:38:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You're not the first to say so, Donovan.

I was weighing the options of turning this into a regular thing, and judging by the reaction I think I will. Next one will be longer. Hilarity will be assured!

Vyktoriah....he IS the conquerer, afterall. Conqueror of our hearts.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:34:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

2 x Spun cotton underwired plunge bra with ornate sublimation ink pattern: Check.

Jesus, I hadn't even noticed! God that show was cheap.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Should have been longer, but still very +2 worthy.

Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:31:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Kull!

Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:07:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

lol

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:07:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahaha. Deal.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:06:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto +2 next five posts, regardless

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:05:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Just remember this smudge next time I have a really bad post, K.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:04:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Best light-hearted post I've seen in days

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:03:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah...but after all the +2s I give for shitty posts...

I suck.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

At least it wasn't a -2, lungy. No worries.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:00:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

fuck fuck fuck

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:00:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

goddamit goddamit goddamit

sorry

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:00:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

ace

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-08 15:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Tax Evasion should be a rockin' episode.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-08 15:15:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Could have been a bit longer, but still very good.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-08 15:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

auto "bag it" +2

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:56:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

heh

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:48:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


THANKS KEVIN SORBO!


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

2 x Animal skin blankets: Check.
2 x Potato sacking pillows: Check.
2 x Spun cotton underwired plunge bra with ornate sublimation ink pattern: Check.

Nope, no anachronism's here.
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That might be why I loved the show so much.

Blatant disregard for history.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:18:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

2 x Animal skin blankets: Check.
2 x Potato sacking pillows: Check.
2 x Spun cotton underwired plunge bra with ornate sublimation ink pattern: Check.

Nope, no anachronism's here.


Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:10:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

NOT XENA!!! Say it ain't so!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:08:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

wOW, what a homo.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:56:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahahah @ TTOM. "ninj ninj ninj"

Classic.

Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:54:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Wish Id written this. Kevin Sorbo is almost as cool as Michael Dudikoff...almost: http://www.ubersite.com/m/95832

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:50:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Zena looks like she was born for porn

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:40:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kevin sorbo +2
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its 7 times more kick-ass than a regular +2.

Submitted by zoobie2000 (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:33:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

kevin sorbo +2

Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:32:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor Ares never wins...

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

That part of the VHS no longer works. I have to re-record it. I know EXACTLY what you mean, CF

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:25:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I always thought Gabrielle was the hottest fucking thing. Did you ever see the episode when her and Xena were in the bath together? Damn, that was the best part of a hungover Sunday.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:23:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hahahah

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:20:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

bosh below

Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:20:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

that guy is awesome


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