I am a rapist. nsfw (1353 hits)
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Submitted by Wood (View user info) at 2007-05-08 13:42:36 EDT
Some things to remember...
1. You are a rapist if you get a girl drunk and have sex with her.
No you're not.
2. You are a rapist if you find a drunk girl and have sex with her.
No you're not.
3. You are a rapist if you get yourself drunk and have sex with her. Your drunkeness is no excuse.
No you're not.......and even if you were, she is too.
4. If you are BOTH drunk you may still be a rapist.
Not unless you rape her.
5. If she's alternating between puking her guts out and passing out in the bed then you're a rapist.
Not if you do it in the puking stage and she gives the thumbs-up
6. If she's sleeping and you have sex with her you're a rapist.
Not if she's said it's alright.
7. If she's unconscious and you have sex with her then you're a rapist.
See 6
8. If she's taking sleeping pills and doesn't wake up when you have sex with her then you're a rapist.
See 6.
9. If she is incapacitated in any way and unable to say 'Yes' then you're a rapist.
See 6.
10. If you drug her then you're a rapist.
See 6.
11. If you find a drugged girl and have sex with her then you're a rapist.
yeah :(
12. If you don't bother to ask her permission and she says neither 'Yes' or 'No' then you could be a rapist.
'No' means 'no', 'meh' means 'your choice'
13. You are a rapist if you 'nag' her for sex. Because you manage to ply an eventual 'yes' from a weary victim doesn't mean it's not rape. You are a rapist.
Fuck that shit, persistence pays off.
14. You are a rapist if you try to circumvent her "No" by talking her into it. She's not playing hard to get, and, even if she IS it's not YOUR responsibility to 'get' her. You're still a rapist.
See 13.
15. You are a rapist if you manipulate her into sex when she doesn't otherwise want it. If you say, "If you loved me you'd do X" then you're a rapist. If you say, "All the other kids are doing it!" then you're a rapist.
See 13.
16. If you threaten her, or act in a way that SHE thinks you're threatening her then you're a rapist. If you puff up and get loud and frustrated while trying to 'talk' her into sex then you're a rapist.
yeah :(
17. You are a rapist if you don't immediately get your hands off of her when she says 'no'. You are a rapist if you take your hands off of her and then put them back ON her after 10 minutes and she eventually 'gives in' to this tactic.
yeah :(
18. You are a rapist if you won't let her sleep peacefully without waking her every 15 minutes asking her for sex. Sleep depravation is a form of torture and YOU are a rapist.
yeah :(
19. If you're necking with her and you're naked and you've already gone down on her and she says 'No' to sex with you and you have sex with her anyway then you're a rapist.
yeah :(
20. If you're engaged in intercourse and she says 'No' at ANY point and you don't immediately stop then you're a rapist.
No, you just have slow reaction times.....or have gone temporarily deaf.
21. If she said "Yes" to sex with a condom and that condom breaks and you proceed anyway then you're a rapist.
yeah :(
22. If she picked you up at a bar looking for sex and then decides that she doesn't WANT sex and you continue then you're a rapist.
yeah, but she's a fraudster
23. If she changes her mind at ANY point for ANY reason and you don't immediately back off or you try to talk her into it and get sex anyway then you're a rapist.
See 13.
24. If you don't hit her and she says 'No' you're still a rapist.
yeah
25. If you don't have a knife or a gun or a garrote and she says 'No' then you're still a rapist.
yeah
26. If you're a friend of hers you can still be a rapist.
sure, anything is possible if you set your mind to it.
27. If you had sex with her the night before but she doesn't want morning sex and you pressure her for it anyway then you're a rapist.
yes means yes, saying 'please please please please please' is not a form of torture.
28. If you're her husband you can still be a rapist.
See 26.
29. If it's your wedding night and she doesn't WANT to have sex with you and you force or coerce her anyway then you're a rapist.
In a lot of countries she would be breaking contract by refusing sex...
30. If she's had sex with you hundreds of times before but doesn't want to on the 101st time then you're a rapist.
yeah.
31. If you penetrate her anally, orally or digitally against her will then YOU my friend, are ALSO a rapist.
yeah
32. Women do not owe you sex.
what about already paid prostitution?
33. Buying her dinner does not entitle you to sex.
what about prostitutes?
34. Paying her mortgage does not entitle you to sex.
See 33.
35. Buying her clothing does not entitle you to sex.
See 33.
36. Buying her lingerie does not entitle you to sex. It also doesn't mean that she has any obligation to wear that lingerie around you.
See 33.
37. Spending any amount of money on her does not, ever, entitle you to sex.
See 33.
38. Seeing her legs or cleavage does not entitle you to sex.
yeah
39. If she 'turns you on' you're not entitled to sex.
yeah
40. If she has fucked every man in a 10 square mile radius and she doesn't want to fuck you and you have sex with her anyway, then you're a rapist.
you think I'm gonna wanna shag that slut?
41. Her clothing is not a reason for you to rape her. Her LACK of clothing is no reason to rape her. If she's wearing a thong and pasties you STILL have no right to rape her.
yeah
42. If she's a prostitute and she says "No" then you're a rapist.
Theif, not rapist.
43. If she's a stripper and she says "No" then you're a rapist. Likewise, if she's a stripper and she's been rubbing against your dick all night long and you follow her to her car and have sex with her against her will then you are ALSO a rapist.
Yeah, but so is she in the 'likewise' scenario
44. If you watch a woman being raped without calling the authorities then you're as bad as a rapist and you may also be a rapist yourself.
Fuck off, my phone is broken.
45. If you don't fight rape then you accept rape.
meh
46. If you don't believe a woman when she says she was raped then you're encouraging rape.
Fuck off.
47. If you choose to remain friends with a man who raped a woman you are encouraging rape.
maybe
48. If you confess to the authorities that you raped a woman it does not exonerate you. You are not suddenly a model of good behavior.
yeah
49. If you 'only' raped one woman, you're STILL a rapist.
yeah
50. You cannot tell who is a rapist by the way they look. Rapists are your friends, your brothers, your fathers and you won't know it.
yeah, but a mustache is a strong hint.
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User Reviews
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-05-12 18:42:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to plus 2 it only for the Tiger Woods joke, but the Peta Sucks picture landed you a +2 for your three next posts.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-09 04:38:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
LOL OMG UR SO FUNY WANNA CYB3R?
Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-09 00:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more rape
...and less suck
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-09 00:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this was awesome. why teh negativity?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2007-05-09 00:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
46. If you don't believe a woman when she says she was raped then you're encouraging rape.
Fuck off.
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I believe that, in many cases, it requires a fundamental weakness for a woman to be taken advantage of sexually. Most guys are not rapists. Most guys accused of rape are not rapists.
Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-05-08 20:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOL at the irony of some of these responses. usually the ones that say 'yes' or 'yeah.'
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2007-05-08 19:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2007-05-08 19:31:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Your Dad was a rapist.
Ask him to tell the story of your conception one time. It's like something straight out of a Dean Koontz novel.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-08 17:05:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:50:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Quick! Call the police! My boyfriend has raped me many times in my sleep. Does it matter that I don't mind..?
Submitted by Hagard (user info) at 2007-05-08 16:25:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You just raped my mind, you little shit.
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-08 15:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-08 15:22:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What kind of toothpaste is your sister gargling with there?
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-08 14:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
51. If you forcibly insert a coin lengthways into a chicks forehead then fuck her mouth and spooge on her lips while her teared-up, lifeless eyes gaze vacantly at your pubes, you might need to hire a solicitor.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah some of that shit is pretty far-fetched.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:47:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
A crappy response to a crappy forward. Make with the funny.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-08 13:46:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I just said meh so loud it echoed.