Man 'Flu is not a joke (2935 hits)
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Submitted by Redskieslookfake (View user info) at 2007-05-09 07:26:37 EDT
For too long there has been a gender divide in the population. There are those who can open pickle jars, and those who cannot.
Gender inequality has long been a topic of international debate. We hear such Australian lumiaries as Germaine Greer telling us that unless we as men stop being such insensitive fuckers and divvy up the money/power/legislative process/etc then she will again spread her legs, fit a massive telescopic lens to her camera and force us all to look at her bush.
While your thoughts of nausea subside somewhat, my innards are still churning away. You see, I awoke this morning feeling headachy, nauseous, and about three million degrees farenheit. Akin to the hangover that occasionally greets my Sunday morning with such vigour, I realised that I had been struck down with that most dangerous of man's foes. Not gaping gashes of bush witches, but rather, the dreaded man 'flu.
Man 'flu is not the same as traditional influenza. I've had Proper 'Flu, and it was a truly debilitating experience - leaving me so weak that I actually watched GMTV without complaint. I suspect death was close at that point.
Man 'flu is milder on some levels than the disease that killed more people than shrapnel in World War I, however it stimulates the male complaint function to produce excess whinging far beyond a chunk of metal lodging itself in your leg.
I have phoned people today to let them hear how ill I am, others have received text messages informing them that yes, I am dying, and that they should gift me with orange juice, packets of M&Ms and die cast models of Optimus Prime while there is still time.
Now, as a man I expect to be hardier than the fairer sex. I can play football and think nothing of the vicious scything tackle that cuts into the shin, or the accidental elbow to the nose that leaves you gushing blood for a few minutes. Colleagues complain of their 'time of the month' and I am sympathetic, but somewhat sceptical.
I reckon I could do childbirth in about 30 minutes, no problem. While playing Pro Evolution Soccer on the X box. And winning. 8:0. Then off down the pub for a few pints and to compare stitches with the other fathers in my grotesque 'what if men gave birth' world.
This contradiction has spurred my research this morning, while I ingested paracetamol and excreted raw whinginess.
The reason we, as men, are afflicted more severely than women is genetics. Research can back me up on this. Let us examine the Y chromosome, gifter of how to programme a new PVR and fixer of technical issues.
The Y chromosome is like a sports car. There is no excess baggage, no room for your suitcases and certainly not designed for taking the kids to school. No sir, the Y chromosome is a man's chromosome in more ways than just the genetic.
Compare it, if you will, to the Winnebago of the genetics world, the X chromosome. Bulky, spacious, and designed to take a few knocks and keep on running.
We have thus established the Y chromosome's susceptibility to a good genetic kicking. Now we can turn to our foe.
The Influenza virus is remarkably adaptable, like the Borg, no defence works against them twice. Extensive use of the electron microscope and a recreation of some of the scenes from Inner Space allows us to finally understand the 'Flu virus in all its malevolent glory.
I present you with my research and recommendations.
I am now going to go drink orange juice until my skin turns Oompa Loompa like in colouration.
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Submitted by Naplander (user info) at 2008-08-30 15:10:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by bubba69 (user info) at 2008-08-24 15:42:27 EDT (#)
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How does taking it all too seriously work for you Jakey?
Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:23:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-07-05 17:32:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-09 18:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-16 09:14:09 EDT (#)
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BRAMBLE OUT! SHITUS GONE!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-11 02:40:00 EDT (#)
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yes Kat.
You should ALWAYS mix your drugs Lishy.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-11 00:03:32 EDT (#)
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YOU NEVER ANSWERED ME TODAY. DO YOU FEEL BETTER?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-10 21:39:57 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, feel better Jakey.
I can call you Jakey because you're too weak to fight me.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-10 21:39:21 EDT (#)
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I recently took my last paracetamol. I swear I looked it up before to see the US equivalent and didn't find it, and I'm perturbed now to find out it's simply acetaminophen. Because you should never take that while you're drinking, and I did a lot of that on your island.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-10 03:59:09 EDT (#)
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:( indeed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-10 02:35:10 EDT (#)
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Stag :(
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-10 01:53:22 EDT (#)
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I expect this to offend you from the title on down.
Big Sam backed to make Newcastle a big team
Sam Allardyce would turn Newcastle into a 'major force' if he lands the manager's job at St James' Park, according to former colleague Neil McDonald.
Allardyce, who quit Bolton last week after almost eight years in charge, is expected to hold talks with the Magpies with a view to replacing Glenn Roeder.
McDonald was Allardyce's first-team coach for several years before leaving to become Carlisle boss but he has hinted he would be interested in a reunion at Newcastle.
Allardyce worked wonders under tight financial constraints at Bolton and McDonald told PA Sport: 'In terms of getting the structure right, and signing the right players, he's done it all on a shoestring budget.
'Can you imagine what he could do with a few quid to spend?
'There's some great players at Newcastle now anyway but with the money he should have available then he'll turn them into a major force.'
Some Newcastle fans are worried Allardyce will translate Bolton's robust style onto his new side.
But McDonald insists such concerns are unfounded.
'It's madness to say Bolton are a long-ball team,' he said.
'When you've got players like Youri Djorkaeff and Jay-Jay Okocha then you certainly can't play long ball.
'We played winning football, scored some exciting goals and certainly scored more spectacular goals from open play than from set-pieces.
'Newcastle fans demand that they play good football, so it's just finding the mix between the two.'
McDonald is expected to be one of a number of Allardyce disciples jostling for prized positions among his backroom staff.
Allardyce had one of the largest number of assistants at Bolton of any Premier League club, and would want at least as many at St James' Park.
His former long-time assistant Phil Brown is in contention to move to Newcastle having kept Hull in the Coca-Cola Championship, especially as he has not yet signed a new deal with the Tigers.
McDonald, who has performed impressively in his first managerial post, said of his own prospects: 'I speak to Sam on a regular basis for advice because I got on very well with him during my time working under him at Bolton as first-team coach.
'I class him as my mentor and if he gets the Newcastle job then that would be fantastic.
'But it's up to him to decide who he wants to get in and I can't really comment on it.'
Newcastle are likely to face a claim for compensation from Bolton as Allardyce still had two years left on his contract when he quit the club.
That should not prevent Newcastle chairman Freddy Shepherd clinching the deal with Allardyce, who is currently on holiday in Spain, next week, and nor should the fact that the Football Association are still investigating the bung allegations made by the BBC's Panorama programme.
Allardyce strongly denied any wrongdoing and Shepherd should have sympathy with anyone hung out to dry by an undercover sting - he fell foul of the News of the World's 'fake sheikh' back in 1998 and was forced to resign before voting himself back onto the board.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-10 01:33:33 EDT (#)
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Sam Sam he's our man
If he can't turn Newcastle into a long-ball UEFA cup team nobody can
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-09 18:11:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 15:27:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-09 20:01:02 BST (#)
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I'd say fuck your vernacular, but its a slang spelling so its not exactly vernacular.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-09 20:00:16 BST (#)
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An American on an American website, etc.
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speak English boy.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-09 15:11:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-09 15:01:02 EDT (#)
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I'd say fuck your vernacular, but its a slang spelling so its not exactly vernacular.
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-09 15:00:16 EDT (#)
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An American on an American website, etc.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:55:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-09 19:54:26 BST (#)
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box of tissues and a lemsip will see you right
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pervert
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:54:26 EDT (#)
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box of tissues and a lemsip will see you right
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:24:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-09 19:14:52 BST (#)
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"I am now going to go drink orange juice until my skin turns Oompa Loompa like in colouration."
excess orange juice makes your skin go black?!?
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No, racist. they are Orange. Spacker.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:14:52 EDT (#)
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"I am now going to go drink orange juice until my skin turns Oompa Loompa like in colouration."
excess orange juice makes your skin go black?!?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:56:31 EDT (#)
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get online Scot
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:55:11 EDT (#)
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Man up you soft southern bitch.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:42:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:32:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-09 18:26:11 BST (#)
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pretty sure you should have signed in under a different name for that comment. You normally say something like 'Not in the tights that I wear!!'
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:26:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-09 12:52:53 EDT (#)
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Been there, homes. Get better.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 12:49:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:41:14 BST (#)
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what is this? some kind of fuck redskieslookfake fest?
This post is shit.
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No it isn't. It's just a funny whinge about me being ill. Have you even looked at Uber before?
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2007-05-09 12:42:49 EDT (#)
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was worth a read.
Submitted by God_Is_My_Mate (user info) at 2007-05-09 12:41:14 EDT (#)
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what is this? some kind of fuck redskieslookfake fest?
This post is shit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 12:38:40 EDT (#)
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dave - yes.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-05-09 12:19:14 EDT (#)
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I reccomend whisky. A lot of it.
Worked for me.
-Dave
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:25:31 EDT (#)
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that just means he's going to bum me doesn't it.
:( mean.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:24:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:22:56 BST (#)
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for that remark i'm putting some voodoo on newcastle. they're getting bumped down a division next season.
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You Noonie, have just made the list.
You are one space below Titus Bramble
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:22:56 EDT (#)
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for that remark i'm putting some voodoo on newcastle. they're getting bumped down a division next season.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:20:11 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:19:43 BST (#)
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wait i never cried at titanic. all dogs go to heaven, that's a different story.
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I'd sooner have man 'flu than watch that shower of bollocks.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:19:43 EDT (#)
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wait i never cried at titanic. all dogs go to heaven, that's a different story.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:18:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:17:08 BST (#)
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i'm stronger than you. remember that.
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But I'm technical - and didn't cry when I had the misfortune to see a bit of Titanic. Unlike certain Noonies I could name.
Submitted by GnarlsBarkley (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:18:26 EDT (#)
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*SIGH, Auto +2 cause you're jake, and...
Okay, you forced me to read it, but it was a good post.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:17:08 EDT (#)
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i'm stronger than you. remember that.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:12:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:07:49 BST (#)
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too bad she means what she said.
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Don't start with me woman - or I shall ne'er open a jar near you or fix a technical issue - forever you shall sit, gherkinless, in the dark, weeping.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:07:49 EDT (#)
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too bad she means what she said.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 11:01:20 EDT (#)
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Juls - I'm just tekkin the mick.
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bits of kitchen foil, a spliced line from one of the neighbors down the lane, and a abandoned Morris Minor.
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is that what you wear and drive when you're out on a date with your fellow gypsies?
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We are old school tinkers, you know not the type that live in the council housing like you pikey scum, we travel about in our caravans, marry our second cousins in the same clan at 13, and haven't a tooth in our head. Its the tinker way my love.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:41:43 EDT (#)
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bits of kitchen foil, a spliced line from one of the neighbors down the lane, and a abandoned Morris Minor.
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is that what you wear and drive when you're out on a date with your fellow gypsies?
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:37:18 EDT (#)
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bits of kitchen foil, a spliced line from one of the neighbors down the lane, and a abandoned Morris Minor.
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:53:04 EDT (#)
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does sensible just mean with mouthguards?
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Thats a sensitive subject you whore
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you tell her gyppo!
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having teeth worthy of bottle opening is something to be proud of juls. not everyone has a jagged set of incisors fit for sawing firewood.
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Tis the gypsy way
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How do you get internet service to your caravan?
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I might ask you the same thing
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:22:22 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101511
Wow, my first linkwore.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:20:38 EDT (#)
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I see by your photo you opted for the executive caravan with modern wood like paneling. Matches your Burberry quite well no?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:20:37 EDT (#)
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Man up, you sickly cunt.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:18:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:53:04 EDT (#)
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does sensible just mean with mouthguards?
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Thats a sensitive subject you whore
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you tell her gyppo!
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having teeth worthy of bottle opening is something to be proud of juls. not everyone has a jagged set of incisors fit for sawing firewood.
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Tis the gypsy way
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How do you get internet service to your caravan?
Submitted by street-pirate (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:16:44 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:12:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:28:19 EDT (#)
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Red, man up and rub some dirt in it.
FS, doesn't she know the trick to tap the sides of the lid against the countertop to break the seal on the jars?
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Yeah, but she always over-taps and ends up crimping the top even more securely to the jar.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:09:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:29:30 EDT (#)
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The word "whining" spelled wrong over and over pissed me off
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hahhahhaah!
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:08:51 EDT (#)
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do you get man flu from man goo?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:07:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:55:11 BST (#)
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sensible is weak irony.
you can score from the half way line - repeatedly
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Silence, anus.
It's fun.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:03:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:53:04 EDT (#)
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does sensible just mean with mouthguards?
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Thats a sensitive subject you whore
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you tell her gyppo!
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having teeth worthy of bottle opening is something to be proud of juls. not everyone has a jagged set of incisors fit for sawing firewood.
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Tis the gypsy way
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 10:01:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:53:04 EDT (#)
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does sensible just mean with mouthguards?
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Thats a sensitive subject you whore
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you tell her gyppo!
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having teeth worthy of bottle opening is something to be proud of juls. not everyone has a jagged set of incisors fit for sawing firewood.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:57:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:53:04 EDT (#)
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does sensible just mean with mouthguards?
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Thats a sensitive subject you whore
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you tell her gyppo!
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:55:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:53:04 EDT (#)
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does sensible just mean with mouthguards?
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Thats a sensitive subject you whore
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:55:11 EDT (#)
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sensible is weak irony.
you can score from the half way line - repeatedly
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:53:04 EDT (#)
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does sensible just mean with mouthguards?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:44:30 EDT (#)
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Sensible soccer is for yanks. Simple as. That is not football.
Hurty - get some hair - then we'll talk - me in a normal accent, you in some mangled essex/yank/scot concoction that makes people physically sickened.
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Howay dude, Sensible Soccer was fun as fuck.
Submitted by JulsInsane (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:42:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:28:19 BST (#)
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Red, man up and rub some dirt in it.
FS, doesn't she know the trick to tap the sides of the lid against the countertop to break the seal on the jars?
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sounds like suspicious X chromosome talk.
*scratches genitals in public*
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and when in doubt stab the lid with a knife, that will open it too.
Feel better Red, even if you are a tinker.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:38:24 EDT (#)
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i woke up sick and am still at work obviously making the most of my employer's pay. i believe in sharing misery.
pussy.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:37:41 EDT (#)
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pussy.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:29:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:28:19 BST (#)
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Red, man up and rub some dirt in it.
FS, doesn't she know the trick to tap the sides of the lid against the countertop to break the seal on the jars?
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sounds like suspicious X chromosome talk.
*scratches genitals in public*
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:28:19 EDT (#)
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Red, man up and rub some dirt in it.
FS, doesn't she know the trick to tap the sides of the lid against the countertop to break the seal on the jars?
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:07:12 BST (#)
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God damn it, man, do something about that fucking Dirty Sanchez mustache.
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You should see his goatee. Well gay.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:07:12 BST (#)
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God damn it, man, do something about that fucking Dirty Sanchez mustache.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:03:49 BST (#)
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Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:28:38 BST (#)
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+2 for the Pro evolution soccer
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Fuck Pro Evo. Sensible Soccer FTW. Jake, you are a hopeless disease ridden faggot.
Good day sir.
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Sensible soccer is for yanks. Simple as. That is not football.
Hurty - get some hair - then we'll talk - me in a normal accent, you in some mangled essex/yank/scot concoction that makes people physically sickened.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:24:24 EDT (#)
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There are those who can open pickle jars, and those who cannot.
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bah hahahahahaha my wife is fucking jar incapable on every level. Salsa, spaghetti sauce, you name it. Jars are her kryptonite.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:07:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:07:12 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn it, man, do something about that fucking Dirty Sanchez mustache.
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You should see his goatee. Well gay.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:07:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
God damn it, man, do something about that fucking Dirty Sanchez mustache.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-09 09:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:28:38 BST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Pro evolution soccer
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Fuck Pro Evo. Sensible Soccer FTW. Jake, you are a hopeless disease ridden faggot.
Good day sir.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 08:30:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:23:25 BST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get well soon.
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your concern touches me.
Submitted by DasHeer (user info) at 2007-05-09 08:28:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the Pro evolution soccer
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-09 08:23:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Get well soon.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-09 08:02:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A low blow Berty.
Your sister would be hurt that you had aired that
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Nonsense! My sister is big enough and ugly enough to lie in any bed she chooses. No matter how distatesful.
Besides, I don't know what you're talking about. Germaine is a bit old and wrinkly but I'm sure that there's plenty of juice left in the tank.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:59:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for mentioning optimus prime.
-2 for me for admitting i know who that is.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:52:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry Clicksy, but Berty had to be confronted with his own lies
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:51:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure okay why not.
Take a left at the east corner of the pridelands, keep going til you hit the Highveld.
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It'll be like that time that mental bloke fell into the lion enclosure at London zoo.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:51:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
A low blow Berty.
Your sister would be hurt that you had aired that
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://thebosh.com/archives/Germaine-Greer.jpg
AG NO SIES MAN THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:50:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Picture below is SSFW
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:49:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure that you'd be more than happy to fall asleep on top of her if you were drunk enough Red.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:48:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sure okay why not.
Take a left at the east corner of the pridelands, keep going til you hit the Highveld.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://thebosh.com/archives/Germaine-Greer.jpg
Berty :(
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:42:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Germaine Greer isn't that bad. She's not a hateful, man hating, hate monger. Lets put the hate away.
Cocks and vaginas together: it's a GOOD thing!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:40:13 EDT (#)
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im coming round to your house later Phuzzy to cough on your food.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:37:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh get over it you big fairy. Go for a jog or summin'.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:36:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/whinging
irony
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Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The word "whining" spelled wrong over and over pissed me off
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This is funny right here.
Submitted by JoeyG (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:34:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've long since known that this was the case.
Finally, some scientific proof to back it up.
Good work, which will benefit all mankind.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:33:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Get well then.
Midsummernightflu is fucker too. (hangover)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.freesearch.co.uk/dictionary/whinging
irony
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-09 07:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
The word "whining" spelled wrong over and over pissed me off