Anyone got life figured out yet? (756 hits)
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Submitted by Kaelic <scarletranger.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-09 13:28:47 EDT
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-10 06:03:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-10 05:44:02 EDT (#)
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just wait.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/100842
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2007-05-10 05:16:15 EDT (#)
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I'm amused, given that the dumbshit nutballs here are always eager to tell people what to do.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-10 04:26:57 EDT (#)
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The best advice I have is "Don't give money to charity; they're all scams".
Submitted by needsnothing (user info) at 2007-05-10 04:17:27 EDT (#)
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The best advice I can give anyone is not to worry. Stress and worrying made me ill enough to have to change my lifestyle drastically.
Now that I don't worry I am happy and anything I need somehow always finds it way to me.
A couple of other good points to remember are to always treat people in the way that you wish to be treated, no matter how much of an idiot/coward/tyrant the other person is and to live in exactly the way that you want to and that makes you happy:
E.g, drugs, alchohol, money, treating people like shit may make you happy for a very short time every time you do them but your morals wont allow you to be "properly happy" in most cases.
Peace.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-09 19:40:37 EDT (#)
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it starts with post content and flowers into complete satisfaction in life.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2007-05-09 19:28:47 EDT (#)
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sex, drugs, and rock n' roll.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-09 18:50:55 EDT (#)
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Die
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:43:47 EDT (#)
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I can sum up life in three words......it goes on. - Robert Frost.
that and perkman is a wankstain.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:28:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:01:26 EDT (#)
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Nice to hear you say that schongly. If you new what school's I have been accepted into you would take a vicodin, a bottle of scotch and blow your brains out.
nice to know that you care. love, yah.
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Dam rite! Its not everbody who get's excepted at Sylvan Learning Center!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:25:06 EDT (#)
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Of all the things I have seen on this site, "scarlet ranger" is by far the gayest.
You win.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-09 15:03:49 EDT (#)
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I think you have to divide by 42
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:56:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:33:55 EDT (#)
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I'm not convinced that Perkman could get accepted into the "Advanced Educational Program" at Joliat Maximum Security Prison in Illinois.
These are our "leaders of tomorrow", kids.
USA. R.I.P
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Perkman's mommy told him he would be going to a school for "Gifted Students". He didn't realize he was a student who was "Gifted" the way some olympians are "Special".
Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:48:07 EDT (#)
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when I saw this I thought the head belonged to the guy wearing the red shorts. fun times
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:33:55 EDT (#)
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I'm not convinced that Perkman could get accepted into the "Advanced Educational Program" at Joliat Maximum Security Prison in Illinois.
These are our "leaders of tomorrow", kids.
USA. R.I.P.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:32:49 EDT (#)
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You can be SUCH a bucket of fag sometimes. Cut the shit. You're better than this.
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:24:39 EDT (#)
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respect for yourself
respect for others
responsibility for all your actions
The 3 R's
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:23:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:16:00 EDT (#)
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"You love me. and I like you Scholongy I really due."
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Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:18:50 EDT (#)
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I do.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:17:46 EDT (#)
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no, sure don't.
and these two fags wrestling
aren't going to get me any closer
to figuring out shit.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:16:00 EDT (#)
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ahahahh Scholongy.
I'm a pretty smart guy despite what you may see on this site. All I can tell you the schools so far are CAL,UCLA, Waiting on SC, Stanford, Oregon, Pepperdine, UCDAVIS etc..
ahahah Sucks huh? I will be paid with a ivy- to upper level college education. Have fun with communications and all that jazz... ahhaha
You love me. and I like you Scholongy I really due. Hope I go to an ubercon soon..
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:14:05 EDT (#)
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http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0123964/
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:13:22 EDT (#)
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Perkman- if I "new" what school you've been accepted at, I'd "right" a letter to the Dean of Admissions, and after I finished telling him what a fucking idiot he is for accepting a total illiterate rimjob like "Perkman" into the Class of "2011, and how worthless all future diplomas given out at said school will be from this day forward, I'd probably request that he resign or kill himself for just dumbing up the future of America.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:11:29 EDT (#)
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Nice to hear you say that schongly. If you new what school's I have been accepted into you would take a vicodin, a bottle of scotch and blow your brains out.
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According to your spelling and apostrophe usage I would guess Yale, Brown, and Harvard.
Fucking ass-clown.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:07:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:03:27 EDT (#)
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It's like the picture you attached, only with less protection.
Also, there are girls and baseball and stuff. But mostly being trapped with balls on your face.
Metaphorically speaking.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:02:23 EDT (#)
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fuck a lot of women. NOT JUST ONE WOMAN, a LOT of women. That is all.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-05-09 14:01:26 EDT (#)
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Nice to hear you say that schongly. If you new what school's I have been accepted into you would take a vicodin, a bottle of scotch and blow your brains out.
nice to know that you care. love, yah.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:59:04 EDT (#)
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Yeah...take advice on life from fucking PerkMan...he's got EVERYTHING figured out.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:54:33 EDT (#)
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well you accomplish big things when your young. ie. going to a really good college, doing something like sports, graduating and getting drunk and fucked up. Then you coast on those accomplishments for the rest of your life.
Now if you accomplished nothing where people look at you and say " Hey, that guy is great and the shit etc.." then your fucked. Good luck with a lack luster life, watching blockbuster movies and not doing shit. Then getting old and working a shitty job and living through your kids. have fun with all that..
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:47:04 EDT (#)
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sage advice below.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:41:55 EDT (#)
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Yup.
Let it go, let yourself flow. Slow and low that is the tempo.
Thats how I live my life.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:39:47 EDT (#)
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You didn't ask to be born, but you were born anyway. You had no choice.
You may want to live forever, but you cannot. You have no choice.
But in the small, temporary everything in between birth and death: there your choices lie waiting to be made.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:39:01 EDT (#)
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OK...Now you're talking!
With a lisp.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:37:08 EDT (#)
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I hear there are some excellent resources for this sort of query at www.meatspin.com.
Submitted by fungihead (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:36:58 EDT (#)
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what a whole load of balls
Submitted by ahumblefool (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:35:28 EDT (#)
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I learned the secret of life from my dog:
If you can not eat it, roll in it, sleep on it, or screw it, piss on it. It has done wonders for my marriage and relationships.
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:35:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:34:40 EDT (#)
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~~~MY NUTS, MY NUTS, MY NUTS ARE IN YOUR BUTT~~~
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:34:25 EDT (#)
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I don't even feel like making one of the almost infinitely easy jokes at my disposal about your height, thin, scrawny body, your receding hairline, your being on-line 24/7, or your empty bravado, Shlongy. You win, dude, you win. You are the coolest guy on this website, without a doubt. +2's to all your posts from here on out.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:30:44 EDT (#)
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pw3nd
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:30:44 EDT (#)
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I think it's something this side of zero.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:29:46 EDT (#)
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You SURE your boyfriend wanted THAT picture posted here?
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:29:26 EDT (#)
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1)Get born.
2)Get fucked.
3)Get ded.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-09 13:29:20 EDT (#)
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Yes, and no.