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APW - After Sagan: Afternoon Delight (906 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.97 on 67 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Crystle (View user info) at 2007-05-09 16:12:00 EDT


http://www.ubersite.com/m/101530


whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatf.JPG (23 kB)

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Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:57:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by jigglypuff (user info) at 2008-04-08 19:47:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-31 19:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I really should refrain from shit posting

Submitted by ShapeShifter (user info) at 2007-08-29 14:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Yozz (user info) at 2007-06-06 13:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-10 04:49:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

first some comment about jizz then afternoon delight?

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2007-05-10 04:25:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I hate that I miss all the discussions.

(and I know).

-Dave

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-09 21:30:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Disappointing.

Although, I agree with whoever said it looked like a Beeb penor.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:18:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

file name = whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatf






Yup, Crystle has done jumped the shark.

Historic day to witness, folks.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:16:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


Sexist pig +2.


Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:08:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

hot

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:03:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Rating the post. This is shit.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:03:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sorry baby +2


simon, sorry sorry no no email email for for you you

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Emo and sico have bombed my brilliant posts rating... *SOB*

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-09 17:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

good show

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:59:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Emo, email me, twat. I'm pretty sure that I have this one nailed....but I don't know if your are incognito.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:59:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh that did not come out well

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:58:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

right, maybe methods slower, half retared cousin Stinky

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:57:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Me too, I'm also Method.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Method.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:53:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck, I can't claim that one...

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Outed? Ooops! Or is it...

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:52:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey guys, anyone want to play?

---

Bend over for my wad.

Submitted by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:52:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Simon....mwahahahahaahahahahaha, close, but negativo.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:52:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

flaming sand nigger 3 down

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:51:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ouch, Caul - that stung!

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:51:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hahaha....close there simon...this used to be cookielass' account way back, she did every post prior to the camwhore thingy

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:49:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

idiot

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thanks dear

but i'm kidding

i'll never post again

Submitted by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:48:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Brdn_nakd or CookieLass?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:47:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

sure... email it to me, I'll throw it up

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:46:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

erm I mean

what fun is it if everyone knows?


by the way

I have some post worthy material...anyone want to post if for me?

Submitted by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Raging hard on below, below.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

whoa....

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

no body tells anyone anything goddammit or I'll have to leave again..


YOU KNOW YOU DON'T WANT THAT, YOU KNOW THAT ITS NOT THE SAME WITHOUT ME


YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME

Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is awe inspiring, can I tell him?

Submitted by ShermanTankBuddhaBalls (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:41:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't get it. And I know who she is.

Submitted by LovelyLady (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey guys, anyone want to play?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:40:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

all *I* know is Emojean is so badass that if you get on her mad she will MESS you up.


And I don't mean your ratings.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:40:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh, sweet, it's hide behind an alter day. Is it male or female?

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:38:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Will someone fill me in who emojean is seeing how I missed class for weeks because I'm gay.

============

come on now you ItalianStallion

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:37:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

EmoJean is not my lover
She's just a mofo
She thinks my taint's the one
Yes it's the area above my bum

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:36:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you are here

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:35:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

GO ANFRY JELOUS BITCHES WOO!

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Will someone fill me in who emojean is seeing how I missed class for weeks because I'm gay.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:31:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHO DOESN'T WANT MY TAINT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


fg - I'm currently growing my pubes back as we speak.
They will be sheared again. Soon. Circle of life and all that. Well, bush.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i WANT o'S TAINT



WAIT


WHAT?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:28:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

uh, I dont' have a sports team of choice?

*hides in mock shame*

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:26:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Go grow your pubes elsewhere, O.

Pretty good, Crystle. Now you just have to cap all your letters, say WOOO a lot, and demonstrate a slavish devotion to the sports team of your choice.

Or, you could just repeat your mantra.......

UR ALL JUST ANFRY JELOUS BITCHES WOO!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What if that was the last review I ever left? How terrible.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:23:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

forensicgirl wants Crystle's taint. Pass it on.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:23:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

This isn't worth the rating it has....suck my penis?

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:22:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

oh, man.... that sucks worse than the pun I just made! DON'T QUIT BEFORE YOU START!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:22:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bleh. The end.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:21:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Maybe it's because I'm something of a big deal.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:21:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Why are you still reading this, people?

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:21:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That or it's chili gas.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:21:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahaha FG!... the title IS afternoon delight - but no sun means no FUSION FUSION FUSION from me!


you no ur just a anfry jelus bicth - you want my talint

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:21:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I fear I'm having a breakdown.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:20:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't even know what that means.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:20:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Needs more spanking with a paddle or Hickory Farms Beef Stick™.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:18:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Are you turning into a female Habeeb?

I know that's supposed to be the Uber umlaut, but it looks suspiciously like a Beeb peener.




Jebus Crystle

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:17:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

PURE UNADULTERATED TALENT AND SUCH.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:14:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:13:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-09 16:13:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

D'oh! A day early for SPT!!


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appropriate time. Like that day I hit that referee with a whiskey
bottle. 'Member that?

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