Sectarian abuse (670 hits)
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Submitted by RustyShackleford (View user info) at 2007-05-09 20:48:05 EDT
Just remembered this wee nursery rhyme while I was out on the piss the other night:
Old King Billy
Had a 10 foot willy
And he showed it to the woman next door.
She thought it was a snake
So she hit it wit a rake
And now its only 2ft 4
This was a Belfast sectarian poem back in my day.
(King Billy being William of Orange who was famous for having a lovely white horse, while everyone else rode about on potatoes. This may be wrong, wasn't the best in history)
As a child of 4 or 5, this was the height of our sectarian chants. Only in retrospect am I realising the ineffectiveness of it.
1. Who mocks their antagonist's historical hero by mocking his 10 foot cock? (Spose there is the one of Saddam being well hung... [Tumbleweed])
2. Who answers the door with a rake in their hand?
3. Who would believe a 10 ft knob was a snake, when the patron saint of liver damage had rid the island of them (er, of snakes, not knobs) years before?
Answer? Retards
Maybe all those Irish jokes are onto something... :(
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Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-12 12:56:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
brill
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-12 02:44:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-11 01:39:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-10 16:20:00 EDT (#)
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JIZZ FORCE 3000
Submitted by RustyShackleford (user info) at 2007-05-10 08:38:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-10 09:20:04 BST (#)
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BWUAHAAHA ect...
Still, it's good that all the troubles are over now, eh?
~
actually the troubles was a PR stunt to get people feigning an interest in us. Wales should try something similar
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-10 04:20:04 EDT (#)
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BWUAHAAHA ect...
Still, it's good that all the troubles are over now, eh?
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-10 03:19:40 EDT (#)
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Right I know someone called Hill so If I change the B to an H....... I am laughing!
Cheers!
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-10 01:37:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-10 00:02:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-09 22:35:05 EDT (#)
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For some reason, I already know that rhyme, though I wonder where I heard it...
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-09 21:29:17 EDT (#)
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(King Billy being William of Orange who was famous for having a lovely white horse, while everyone else rode about on potatoes. This may be wrong, wasn't the best in history)
+2 right there.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-09 21:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I smiled