I came as soon as I heard (643 hits)
Category: PoliticsRating: 0.44 on 10 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by realpolitik (View user info) at 2007-05-09 23:24:14 EDT
This makes me happy on the inside. Representative Sensenbrenner deliberately inserted the following into the Adam Walsh Child Protection and Safety Act of 2006, which was signed into law by Bush on July 26, 2006 t:
''§ 2252C. Misleading words or digital images on the Internet
''(a) IN GENERAL.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a person into viewing material constituting obscenity shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not more than 10 years.
''(b) MINORS.—Whoever knowingly embeds words or digital images into the source code of a website with the intent to deceive a minor into viewing material harmful to minors on the Internet shall be fined under this title and imprisoned for not more than 20 years.
For those who are too lazy to read this means NO MORE GOATSE! And the best part is that he is on my Fantasy Congress team - I am so proud.
http://goatsebanned.ytmnd.com/
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Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-11 01:40:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-10 07:35:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This has been done, oh, say, almost a year ago when this shit happened.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-10 03:29:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
too small of a brush
too big of a toilet
needs more Clorox®
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-10 02:53:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Although that would be quite cool...
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2007-05-10 02:53:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Bullshit.
It just means the source code of any document on the web must read (taking Goatse as an example) "Man with stretched anus" and not "Mickey Mouse Flash Games! Safe for kids!"
All this does is stop images of anal fisting popping up on Google searches when some 9 year old searches for Britney Spears.
Submitted by Jorge_Burrito (user info) at 2007-05-10 01:37:27 EDT (#)
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Life is no longer worth living. Goodbye cruel cruel world.
Oh Yeah...get me one of those video tombstones that will start out as a picture of me and randomly flash to goatse. That would be sweet
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-10 00:32:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-10 00:23:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I am sorry for everything.
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-09 23:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha funny title
Submitted by Paddles (user info) at 2007-05-09 23:27:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Oh shit.
The end of the Internets as we know it.