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Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (View user info) at 2007-05-10 12:36:49 EDT


It was late. The clock on the wall ticked patiently, its pendulum dipping down and sliding back up, rhythmically, in the dim light of Adam Miller's immense study. He sat hunched over a large open book on his desk, his chin resting on his fist.

With all his years as minister to his community, with his spacious office and dark, monstrous bookcases filled with every scripture and tome known to religious kind, he still could not find the answer to the problem which had plagued his mind since the day she entered his life five years earlier.

He relived that day, that first moment, every time he saw her. When he was alone, she would dance across his thoughts, even while he made love to his beautiful wife of fifteen years - he thought of her. He thought of how her lips would feel in the crook of his neck, of how her silky blonde hair would smell, most likely of flowers; how her long, tan legs would feel wrapped around his hips as he-

Why was he thinking like this? She was barely eighteen. A choir girl, a precious little sheep in his flock. He was a man of God! He had taken oaths and vows; the whole nine yards. He was married for Christ's sake! Still, those legs.

A gentle tapping startled him from his concentration. He sat up straight in his commanding leather chair and silently closed the book

"Who is it?" he called, annoyed with the disturbance and feeling a little guilty.

"It's me, Jenna Hughes." the knocker answered, boldly.

A brief pang of anxiety darted through his chest into his belly down to his loins. He cleared his throat and looked around his office as though someone else could see his almost uncontainable excitement. "Come in, Jenna."

The knob slowly turned and the heavy door creaked open. Jenna took two steps into his office, around the door then closed it quietly, leaning back against the hard wood, her hands still on the knob. "I have a problem, Reverend. And I think you're the only one who'll understand it."

Fighting off his carnal thoughts, Adam motioned for her to sit down. It was, after all, his duty to guide the lost. His Calling beckoned him. "What's going on Jenna? What can I help you with?" He leaned back in his chair.
"Well, Reverend, I have a confession to make." her voice layed thick in the air between them as she crossed the gap and sat in the chair facing his desk.

"Okay Jenna, what is it. What have you done wrong?" Adam questioned. The thought of sweet, little Jenna with her long blonde hair and intense green eyes doing anything sinful excited him. He adjusted himself in his seat, his member growing a little stiff by thought alone.


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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-06-27 18:29:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-11 14:02:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is it wrong that I waited for you to finish part 2 before coming back to rate this? Maybe, but I regret nothing.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-11 05:35:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Finish this please...

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-11 01:43:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-05-10 18:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was reminded of that movie, the one with Joquin Forester or whoever it was... The Silo's Full of Lambs, The Flatulence of the Spam, something like that. Dunno why. Nevermind.

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Flatulence of the Spam.. hahaha

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-10 18:49:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-10 15:57:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

shoulda been Jenna Jameson

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I was reminded of that movie, the one with Joquin Forester or whoever it was... The Silo's Full of Lambs, The Flatulence of the Spam, something like that. Dunno why. Nevermind.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-10 12:49:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I lost a sheep once.


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from the animals. Except the weasel.

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