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SPT - Absolutely Pointless Ramblings (503 hits)

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Submitted by kaos-king (antius777) (View user info) at 2007-05-10 12:56:10 EDT


In true SPT Fashion, this really has no point, just some mindless ramblings...

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I'm going back to my hometown this weekend for my youngest brother's birthday. He's turning 16 and managed to scam a red convertible off my parents. I'll be sliding back to Kent in time for a party The Girl is throwing. I have a bottle of Captain Morgan waiting for me at her place.


These Camel No. 9 Menthe cigarettes are strange. Almost too light for me, they have a very odd taste. My brother swears it's cherry, but I think he's wrong. If anybody else has smoked them, tell me what you think.


I went back and re-read Blackwood Farm and Blood Canticle by Anne Rice recently to get me in a certain vibe for writing. If anyone enjoyed her Vampire Chronicles and also read her Mayfair Witches Trilogy, you absolutely have to get these two books. They actually don't suck.


I hate waiting. I'm at a point right now where there is no more I can do but wait, and it's driving me mad. Sometime the week of May 20th I should receive a physical copy of my book for final approval. I'm freaking out, terribly excited, but every day is just dragging because of the wait.


I don't watch much TV, but I'm quite pissed that "Heroes" is ending.


I'm the eldest of 5 boys. I live with the 24 year old now, but he's moving out to live with his girlfriend at the end of summer. My 21 year old brother is going to be my new roommate. While this apartment will actually be clean now, the middle child will actually have to remember to come home. (he's quite absent-minded)


I need new music. I've been listening to the sounds of my youth recently; stuff like Bad Religion, Faith No More, PJ Harvey, Nine Inch Nails and The Catherine Wheel. The last decent new band I found was Fightstar. I have over 20 gigs of music in my I-Tunes and I swear I have nothing to listen to.


My website hasn't been updated or fixed in over two months now. The guy in charge of it can't seem to find the time and for some reason, won't let me piss around with it myself. Frankly, I'd probably just break it, but it would be nice to have a few things changed and made current.


This bloggy shit sucks...


I made this image below taking a photo of myself with a digital camera and manipulating the picture in Apple Works. I messed with a number of them, but this one is my favorite. I haven't made any actual visual art in months.




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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-17 02:42:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

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AHA FOUND IT

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-11 01:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-10 20:05:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-10 17:31:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:47:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT.

IS.

IT?
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You want it all, but you can't have it.

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Hey, smell my face - it's Ha Ha Rabbit.
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*sniff* I smell sex and candy....

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-10 18:53:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-10 17:31:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT.

IS.

IT?
--------------------
You want it all, but you can't have it.

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Hey, smell my face - it's Ha Ha Rabbit.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-10 16:26:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


For the record I can't wait until your book is available for purchase. Congrats, dude.

I will happily buy it - please let us know when its available.


Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2007-05-10 16:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The cheerleader has been annoying me of late. Why, again, did they save her?

Stupid cheerleader.

Yes, I'm trying to head the Hero Withdrawl off at the pass.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-10 15:54:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

CHECK OUT THIS BAND CALLED 'DURAN DURAN' THE KIDS TELL ME THEY'RE PRETTY HOT

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-10 15:04:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Those No. 9 ciggies suck so much fucking asshole it's hard to imagine a suckless world while smoking them. That is all.

Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:57:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

(insert sanctimonious comment about how smoking is bad for your health here)

I haven't read those particular Ann Rice books. I read all the vampire ones and pretty much got burned out on the genre.


Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:49:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

These Camel No. 9 Menthe cigarettes are strange. Almost too light for me, they have a very odd taste. My brother swears it's cherry, but I think he's wrong. If anybody else has smoked them, tell me what you think.

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it is some weird sweet flavor, but it tastes more like medicine to me... the new marbs are better, they taste like wintergreen.

Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:47:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT.

IS.

IT?
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You want it all, but you can't have it.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:39:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT.

IS.

IT?

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


I likes random.


Submitted by zwerg (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:33:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm the oldest of four girls, and I love it.

I also love Heroes.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-10 14:19:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Regina Spektor, Nitro Microphone Underground, Boards of Canada, Fingathing, Rammstein, Roots Manuva, Soulfly, Sunna, Susumu Yokota and the theme tune to Buck Rogers in the 25th Century. Just some of the music I have...acquired...recently.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Download a bunch of Eddie and the Hot Rods, Dr. Feelgood and Rockpile; some nice, late 70's pub rock bands.

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:27:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

"My website hasn't been updated or fixed in over two months now."

For the record, it's really not that hard. With a bit of googling, I'm sure you could figure out how to do everything that guys does.

Also, in my humble opinion, a black font on a dark gray background is VERY DIFFICULT to read.

My SPTwo cents.

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:25:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Oh and "Icky THump"....white stripes new release single...get it, its that good

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

ramblings in retort:

"I'm sitting on the lampost chillin, yo"
"I'm breaking it down freestyle, yo"

A car of young girls pulls into the 7-11 across the street

"Yo, le's go holla at them hoes"
"yo i'm down if you down"
"yo I'm down"

I witnessed this little interaction waiting to pull out of the Pet Store parking lot the other day. The kids were 2 white 15-16 year old boys and I couldn't help but think if they came to my house for my daughter that I'd bury them in the yard to their necks, poor grease drippings all over them and let the dogs have at 'em. These are our future leaders America...ya betta check yo self.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:18:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

the raconteurs' new album is good.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:17:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm not angry. Just very very disappointed.

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:17:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:16:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i'm coming back later to further express my extreme distaste.







and yes, I AM a music nazi

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:14:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Fightstar???








-2. -2. -2. -2. -2.





I really want the picture of the guy with his head in his hands - but I can't find it. But IMAGINE it's there.









in conclusion Yech

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-10 13:12:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bad Religion, Faith No More, PJ Harvey, Nine Inch Nails and The Catherine Wheel.

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You like the same music as Ubersites resident govt plant.





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