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Category: Graphics

Rating: 0.78 on 90 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Alasdair (View user info) at 2007-05-11 09:29:14 EDT


To find the hidden image you must focus you eyes through the screen.

Pretend that you are looking through the monitor to the distant background. This causes you to switch from "near point" to "far point" vision and will allow the hidden image to come into view.

SORRY FOR MAKING YOU WORK TO VIEW THIS. I KNOW YOU ARE ALL LAZY, CUMMY NE'ER-DO-WELLS.

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Submitted by Snare (user info) at 2007-05-14 02:49:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

just keep swimming
just keep swimming
just keep swimming
just keep swimming
just keep swimming
just keep swimming
just keep swimming


Submitted by awj002 (user info) at 2007-05-13 19:43:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

when i finally saw that.... !!!

damn. good effect

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-12 23:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/fc/Justin_Pitt.jpg/250px-Justin_Pitt.jpg

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-12 08:42:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Even with a hangover, I still can't see this.

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-12 07:38:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

how big is this shark?
i kinda see gills,
did i get it?

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-12 01:25:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

cause i never seen an animated magic eye....


sharks rule

Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-05-12 00:55:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You using "alter" as an insult? That's rich.

And nope, I have a vagina. Just like you.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 22:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shitty alter with a tiny penis below.

Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-05-11 22:13:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by ChalupaTres (user info) at 2007-05-11 22:09:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Dear Bret,

We thought you might want to know that the way we see you is not the way you see yourself.

While you might think you are attractive and intelligent with even one entertaining fucking molecule in your retard-rage fueled brain, you are not. Your consistent misrepresentation of yourself via like a thousand fucking alters since the godforsaken day you found this site has long surpassed annoying and currently resides in "pity the pathetic psycho territory," and we thought we'd bring this to your attention for prompt action.

Please learn enough about yourself to remain "you" for more than 3 days at a time before you start casting judgments on others.

Sincerely,

The Actual World, Not the Little One Inside Your Head

Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-05-11 19:32:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I see dead peoples...

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-11 16:47:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I can't see it...

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-11 16:42:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

cool

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-11 16:34:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

is that supposed to be a cannon; a tank; or a thrusting, severed penis?

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-11 13:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i cant do these :(

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-11 13:30:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


WICKED!


Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-11 13:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


A swimming shark..... I've always fucking loved these things.

Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:52:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

thats totally kick ass


Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't see any shark. Just people running across the screen.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:10:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Hurt - I tried to find the I Keel Jo shark for you, cos you can see that one too, but I gave up. I'm lazy, ok? Offers once again the consolation prize; you can see the naked men running/linedancing.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:03:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hYE-m_iEeJE

=================

A SHARK I CAN SEE!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 12:00:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 16:57:54 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Midnight and Hurt should start a club.

================

Don't lump me in with that scrote please. He's making excuses. I'm just FURIOUS AS I WANT MY DAY TO BE IMPROVED WITH SHARKY GOODNESS.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:58:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

All your shark are belong to us.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:57:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Midnight and Hurt should start a club.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:57:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hurt - That is for you to decide. But personally, I'd say yeah. At least with bitter (as long as you douse it in irony) there is the possibility of a sense of humour.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"Fuck your stupid shark." - HurtByTheSun

=============

I stand solidly by this.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:53:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

HHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

"Fuck your stupid shark." - HurtByTheSun

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:53:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Die magic-eye, die.

STFU "just unfocus your eyes" bs. It isn't my fault God cursed me with me with uneven vision between my eyes, thereby rendering impossible for my eyes to deliver the proper signals to my visual cortex to enable this illusion to manifest.

So yeah for you, you get to see optical illusions and secret coded messages forever inaccessable to me. But me, what do I get? A holy quest!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:49:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 16:49:18 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

you know what I hate about these things? I finally saw the shark, and now I can never do it again. I can make a negative image of it by focusing closer than the screen, but the whole "look through the screen" never works for me unless my eyes twitch and do their own thing for some reason.

======================

FUCK YOU AND ALL OTHER SHARK-SEERS!

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:49:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you know what I hate about these things? I finally saw the shark, and now I can never do it again. I can make a negative image of it by focusing closer than the screen, but the whole "look through the screen" never works for me unless my eyes twitch and do their own thing for some reason.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:49:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 16:48:35 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-11 15:29:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Regardless if I'm in the minority....what the hell is it?

=============

A shark. Apparently.
__________


Now now, Hurt. Don't be bitter.

===========

Is bitter better than pouty?!?!?!?

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:48:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-11 15:29:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Regardless if I'm in the minority....what the hell is it?

=============

A shark. Apparently.
__________


Now now, Hurt. Don't be bitter.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

neat-o

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:40:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

washed-up wannabe guitarist below.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:39:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oathmeal RULES with his "mother jokes" and insults.

YOU DA MAN!


If the "man" was a limp wristed virgin.

Submitted by RustyShackleford (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:38:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

still couldnt see the shark and my eyes were like this http://www.ubersite.com/m/101583

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:36:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey... guess what... when I grow up I wanna be a phscology student and all.

or some shit.

Why don't you just fuck off and die already?



***************

Because your mother enjoys choking on my cock too much. I'd hate to deprive her after these many years of uninterrupted oral satisfaction.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:25:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey... guess what... when I grow up I wanna be a phscology student and all.

or some shit.

Why don't you just fuck off and die already?

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:22:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lol@below

beano, you can get off my cock any minute now.

Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:18:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I can see your stupid shark.


Fuck you.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2007-05-11 11:05:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Is it bad that all I saw was a message written out that told me to dress like Col. Sanders and go molest Asian exchange students in the campus bus while loudly humming Beethoven's "Ode To Joy"???




Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:49:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's a sailboat.

__

Nuh-UH, it's a schooner.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:39:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Swimming turd. Fucks sake.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:39:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

The hell is that? A awimming turd?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:38:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't buy it. It looks like a dirt road from a top down perspective.

Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:37:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

is that a shark or fish or something?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:36:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-11 15:29:48 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Regardless if I'm in the minority....what the hell is it?

=============

A shark. Apparently.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:29:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Regardless if I'm in the minority....what the hell is it?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Shit, as usual.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm Colorblind...I can't see anything




*************

I doubt that colorblindness has anything to do with it.

Evidently, 8% of the general population are unable to view stereoscopic/stereographic images like this.

-----

This guy is so intent on impressing you people that he made that stat up....ON THE SPOT. Dizzzammmmmmmmm kid, LOLfactory o'mine is smelling bullshit.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:18:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It's a sailboat.

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Evidently, 8% of the general population are unable to view stereoscopic/stereographic images like this.


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I guess I'm one of them. I've never been able to see the image in one of these thing. I've tried every trick and followed every instruction down to the letter.

Now I want some chicken nuggets with honey because that's the way my mom used to make them.

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:15:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Good thing I read about the shark or I would have given up at the nekkid men running.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

snag- He and his gayfriend and girlfriend wouldn't like it if we did. It's better we hide our discussions on your posts. No one will look for us here!



************

Ah, yes. Clandestine internet romance.

I find myself reminiscing...



Wait. Uh, I mean wtf? Get out of here you weirdos.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:08:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 15:07:25 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

Another time, HurtByTheSun, I'm afraid the real world is calling.

==============

Believe me, when you've been to the gay meat factory I'm enduring tonight, you'll want to get the fuck away from the real world as fast as possible.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:07:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Another time, HurtByTheSun, I'm afraid the real world is calling.






Happy weekend, people.



(snag - I liked this. Post more!)

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:05:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"Fuck your stupid shark." - HurtByTheSun
------

hahahha. better than the one about me...

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:04:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 15:03:41 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

snag- He and his gayfriend and girlfriend wouldn't like it if we did. It's better we hide our discussions on your posts. No one will look for us here!

=================

'Kin hell, at this rate, I'm on target for a fucking orgy tonight!

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:04:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/u/HurtByTheSun/l/fuck_your_stupid_shark

===============

I've tried the moving head around the place thing and it still doesn't work.

My eyes are sore.

Fucker.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:03:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

snag- He and his gayfriend and girlfriend wouldn't like it if we did. It's better we hide our discussions on your posts. No one will look for us here!

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:02:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm Colorblind...I can't see anything




*************

I doubt that colorblindness has anything to do with it.

Evidently, 8% of the general population are unable to view stereoscopic/stereographic images like this.



Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:01:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-11 15:00:45 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Recent gay friend?? as in you recently made a gay friend who had been made single??


HEH gay

=============

Silence, Boss fucker. He has always been gay, just recently single. He has been my friend for a year.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:01:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm Colorblind...I can't see anything

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:00:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Recent gay friend?? as in you recently made a gay friend who had been made single??


HEH gay

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:00:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 14:59:33 BST (#)
Ranking: 1

HurtByTheSun -

Why fight it? And besides, I've heard it hurts more if you do..

<grins>

==============

Meh, it's cool. I have it on the authority of his ex that he's hung like a peanut. Plus, I think my woman might be coming out (NOT LIKE THAT) with us as well. So I'll be safe.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 10:00:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus, get a room you two.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:59:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HurtByTheSun -

Why fight it? And besides, I've heard it hurts more if you do..

<grins>

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:58:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

INTERNET FAME BITCHES!

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:58:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And yes, there is a touch of naked-male-line-dancing to the gif, if you can't see the shark. There! Consolation Prize!

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:58:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lol@uberboard

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:58:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

HurtByTheSun -
You just made my Fri-day (I'm hoping the evening will shape up nicely) if that's any consolation.

================

My evening is now going to be spent on the gay scene with a recently single homo friend of mine.

Can't wait!

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:57:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funninesses.


HurtByTheSun -
You just made my Fri-day (I'm hoping the evening will shape up nicely) if that's any consolation.





Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:56:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I saw people dancing
















or was that before surgery?

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:53:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 14:52:11 BST (#)
Ranking: 2

<laughs at HurtByTheSun's pouty comment>

================

POUTY? First I can't see the fucking shark, and now I'm turning gay.

This is the worst Friday ever.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:53:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Fuck your stupid shark.







***********

Gold.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:52:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 14:51:46 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

lol@incompetence below






HBTS you are such an endearing fellow.

==============

Damn you and your magic eye pictures.

Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:52:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

<laughs at HurtByTheSun's pouty comment>


I can see the shark, but I always see this kind of 3D images as concave, rather than convex. I dunno why.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:51:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

lol@incompetence below






HBTS you are such an endearing fellow.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:51:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-11 14:50:07 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

Right i just relaxed my eyes, stared at the screen, stood up and got my ass slapped by my boss.

woooot

==========

Gay boss. Unlucky.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:50:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Ok, HBTS. I didn't want to have to suggest this because I figured the folks who frequent ubersite are, for the most part, IN CONTROL OF THEIR MOTOR FUNCTIONS.

But, here's a way to cheat:

Put your face less than one inch from the monitor. JUST DO IT. Then, slowly back away from the monitor and DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOCUS YOUR EYES.

Eventually the image will show itself once you get about a foot away.

=============

Aye, very good. I'm sure you'd like me to video myself looking like a retard in my office? HMMMMM?

I am totally capable of going all lazy eyed, it's just not working.

Fuck your stupid shark.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:50:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Right i just relaxed my eyes, stared at the screen, stood up and got my ass slapped by my boss.

woooot

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I FUCKING TRIED UNFOCUSSING MY BALLS. You know what I got? A blurry gif.







****************

Ok, HBTS. I didn't want to have to suggest this because I figured the folks who frequent ubersite are, for the most part, IN CONTROL OF THEIR MOTOR FUNCTIONS.

But, here's a way to cheat:

Put your face less than one inch from the monitor. JUST DO IT. Then, slowly back away from the monitor and DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FOCUS YOUR EYES.

Eventually the image will show itself once you get about a foot away.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That shark has the ghey AIDS given to him by Oatmeal.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:45:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I FUCKING TRIED UNFOCUSSING MY BALLS. You know what I got? A blurry gif.

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Folks, just UNFOCUS your eyes.

You know how you can voluntarily make things appear blurry by relaxing the muscles that control your eyeballs?

Do that.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:42:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

i think im stoopid

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

actually +2 he's swimming to the beat of the song i'm listening to.

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

oops, i meant +1.

tarded :(

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:34:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's a shark.

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:33:44 EDT (#)
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Little Girl: Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head.
Willam Black: You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit.

I can't see the shark :(

Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 09:30:20 EDT (#)
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What you should be seeing is a Mako shark swimming along.


Marge, there's just too much pressure, what with my job, the kids, traffic
snarls, political strife at home and abroad. But I promise you, the second
all of those things go away, we'll have sex.

-- Homer Simpson
Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy