Random, Fun and Semi-Useless Fact Friday! (947 hits)
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Submitted by miss berry (View user info) at 2007-05-11 17:18:53 EDT
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:51:07 EDT (#)
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Wonder if my flight to Jamaica next month offers that service?
Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-13 20:37:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-12 18:14:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-12 13:18:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:27:33 EDT (#)
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I'd be happier if my drinking so-called buddy had not passed out on the couch, which is where I am supposed to sleep, as I have been drinking, and am not allowed to sleep within 20 feet of the wife when I've been drinking, because I snore when I've been drinking.
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So basically...you never sleep in the bed with your wife?
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I wish.
Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2007-05-12 14:47:24 EDT (#)
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'Alcoholic Beverages'.... that includes straight up vodka, too. You should narrow that statement to just beer or throw it out completely, because I can guarantee you there's no way in hell Vodka holds enough minerals to sustain a human being. Although, if you think water holds all those minerals, you might be right, but then you should widen the statement.
Amusing post nonetheless.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-12 13:18:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:27:33 EDT (#)
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I'd be happier if my drinking so-called buddy had not passed out on the couch, which is where I am supposed to sleep, as I have been drinking, and am not allowed to sleep within 20 feet of the wife when I've been drinking, because I snore when I've been drinking.
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So basically...you never sleep in the bed with your wife?
BURN!
Bwahahahaha.
(lovies)
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-12 12:29:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-12 06:15:14 EDT (#)
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somehow i missed the segway but thas ok cause im to toastTd
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"Segue," Einstein.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2007-05-12 07:38:03 EDT (#)
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Oh, how I love the random. It gives a richness to life one rarely finds anywhere else. NERP!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-12 06:15:14 EDT (#)
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somehow i missed the segway but thas ok cause im to toastTd
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:51:04 EDT (#)
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Wildman: I'm going to make believe you told me to wake up the snoring bastard, which is what I prepared for as I was taking a piss.
HAVE YOU EVER STIRRED A PASSED-OUT, DRUNKEN APACHE?!! Well, I have, and it was ugly.
That being said, my current drinking so-called buddy is not Apache. He's a white boy of Scottish heritage and he shames me and my race.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:41:19 EDT (#)
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I used to go for very long walks in situations like that.
Besides the obvious benefits, and drama you may either instigate or be swept up into during the walk, the information you can gather from your other, on your safe arrival back to the house, can be very insightful as to where you really stand in the relationship.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:27:33 EDT (#)
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I'd be happier if my drinking so-called buddy had not passed out on the couch, which is where I am supposed to sleep, as I have been drinking, and am not allowed to sleep within 20 feet of the wife when I've been drinking, because I snore when I've been drinking. Yet he is there, passed out on the couch, and I am tired. He has the guest room made up for him, and he passes out on my couch, and there's nothing worth watching on TV. Damn, I can type. I may sleep in the guest room, but this would be dangerous, as he might wake up from his sleep, and stagger to the guest room, and crawl into bed with me. Upon this occurrence, I would have to kill him (in two seconds), and spend much of the night trying to figure out what to do with his body. I would probably put it in the attic for the night, and hope that the family goes for a walk of something. No...that's no good. They never go for walks. I could give the wife twenty bucks and say, "Go feed our daughter something." Then, maybe, I would have time to bury the body in the back yard. No. The fucking dogs would dig him up, and besides, my wife is sure to notice the disturbance to her neatly manicured lawn. I have a bathtub. I wish I still had a wood burning stove. I miss Flagstaff. I'm screwed. I'm going to have to sleep in the love seat.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:09:30 EDT (#)
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Happy gregarious drunk below.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:05:37 EDT (#)
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The tennis thing is wrong, for sure, as I know everything. Some others too, I suspect. I guess I don't know everything. I was going to deduct a point for something, but I can't remember what it was. Beer. I love beer.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2007-05-12 04:08:03 EDT (#)
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you need a fact checker
Submitted by PhillipTheGreat (user info) at 2007-05-12 03:00:43 EDT (#)
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ACTUALLY...
Strawberry Fields closed down, and Yoko Ono is trying to buy it, against general contractors.
I was over the summer.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-12 02:07:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2007-05-12 00:06:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-11 23:27:08 EDT (#)
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Have you ever thought about what the recycled air in that plane must smell like?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-11 22:41:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by obscenehaiku (user info) at 2007-05-11 22:21:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-11 22:06:00 EDT (#)
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A bunch of the facts are fucking wrong...
Toilet paper, Strawberry Fields, buttons, etc.
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Actually, the Strawberry Fields one is correct. Strawberry Fields is a Salvation Army orphanage in Liverpool which John Lennon often visited as a child. I think it was closed a few years ago.
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I knew that. I first heard it way back in the 60s, 'cause I'm an old fucker. I was just messing with the sychophant...
Submitted by obscenehaiku (user info) at 2007-05-11 22:21:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-11 22:06:00 EDT (#)
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A bunch of the facts are fucking wrong...
Toilet paper, Strawberry Fields, buttons, etc.
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Actually, the Strawberry Fields one is correct. Strawberry Fields is a Salvation Army orphanage in Liverpool which John Lennon often visited as a child. I think it was closed a few years ago.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-11 22:06:00 EDT (#)
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A bunch of the facts are fucking wrong...
Toilet paper, Strawberry Fields, buttons, etc.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-11 21:32:36 EDT (#)
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american buttons are on the wrong side.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2007-05-11 20:24:20 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82212
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-11 18:37:32 EDT (#)
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You are awesome Berry.
Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-11 18:24:51 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-11 18:07:29 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-11 18:00:47 EDT (#)
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HOORAY BEER
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:53:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:49:14 EDT (#)
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luxembourg has the best GPD per capita...THAT MEANS THAT HAPPINESS IS FOUND IN AMERICAN CHILDREN!
SCALPEL!!!
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!
<3
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:49:14 EDT (#)
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luxembourg has the best GPD per capita...THAT MEANS THAT HAPPINESS IS FOUND IN AMERICAN CHILDREN!
SCALPEL!!!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:48:54 EDT (#)
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Salvation Army orphanage as a matter of fact... you are quite right.
I find teh coin one hard to believe but believe it I will!
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:48:04 EDT (#)
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Not from an email forward. Facts found at:
www.amusingfacts.com
and
www.topfive.com
Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:44:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:22:57 EDT (#)
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I work my toilet paper like a woman, apparently.
Fuck.
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That's not the only thing you do like a woman, Sport.
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:42:08 EDT (#)
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eh, sounds suspiciously like an email fwd.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:40:19 EDT (#)
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42% of all statistics are...oh fuck it, why bother, you've all heard it before.
Fuck ME I need a fucking drink...five fucking days to go, fuckers!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:37:33 EDT (#)
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And that's why I only play tennis against girls.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:35:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:22:57 EDT (#)
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I work my toilet paper like a woman, apparently.
Fuck.
Believe me, and I'm sure I speak for everyone here, that THIS newsflash comes as no surpise to Uber.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:32:42 EDT (#)
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Office desk and alcohol ones have got to be bullshit.
Footnotes and/or references, please.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:30:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:25:44 EDT (#)
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It's always the people you don't want to see naked that you see on nude beaches/airplanes.
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yeah...same thing with Real Sex on HBO. I've never watched it for more than 5 or 6 minutes.
course I blow my load by then but you get the point.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:25:44 EDT (#)
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It's always the people you don't want to see naked that you see on nude beaches/airplanes.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:23:55 EDT (#)
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flying nake...neat
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-11 17:22:57 EDT (#)
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I work my toilet paper like a woman, apparently.
Fuck.