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Category: Romance
Labels: camwhore

Rating: 0.85 on 77 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by darko (View user info) at 2007-05-12 04:34:52 EDT


I tend to wear it all the time around the apartment, but I think it looks kind of ridiculous on me so I don't wear it out of the place. Your vote may directly decide if I keep on wearing it or if it gets tossed in a corner somewhere never to see the light of day again.

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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

if you keep wearing that hat you're face is going to stay like that.

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

is that a noose in your closet

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:11:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

now the light is green.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:11:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

go dog, go!

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2008-02-15 14:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I do not like that hat. Goodbye!

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:52:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-12 08:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I think it looks kind of ridiculous on me". This is called instinct. Go with it.

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Oh look, I did crack a funny.

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2008-02-15 13:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-12 08:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Flat cap and a hoody?? What look are you aiming for exactly? And why don't you just wear it outside regardless of what anyone thinks? IT'S JUST A HAT!

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I was so serious back then.

Submitted by BeforeEmily (user info) at 2008-01-19 08:30:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You're pretty cute. I've come to the conclusion that everybody looks bonkeyed in photos. That's just the way it is.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-06-07 05:20:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I stand corrected.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:56:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, my face makes my face look gay.

Submitted by PukingDog (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:46:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That hat makes your face look gay.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:35:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-24 06:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I pulled a rad giving, +1s to the best ever posts, leaving the same review he did a year and a half earlier. Problem was there was only like 10 posts this time instead of two pages.
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*snrk* Darko, the iconoclast of Uber. Nice one.

Well, you know what has to be done now. We just have to kill Bart. No biggie.

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-07 04:28:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Blargh, the rooms look IDENTICAL.

Don't feel bad; TC is the new student ghetto now.

P.S. I've been gone...what the hell happened to you ratings?

Submitted by a_little_more_time (user info) at 2007-06-07 03:38:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Is that a Trappers Cove apartment? If that is a Trappers Cove apartment, I SLAY YOU

Submitted by justagirl27 (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:13:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i dig the hat.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:45:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

COME ON EILEEN.....

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:18:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

not bad

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:11:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

The hat's terrible. The face is even worse.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:08:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No, but I'm sure a bunch of fags would love it.

Submitted by ticklish_squirrel (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:54:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Darko, if that's really you in that picture, you have sexy lips. They look wicked.

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:13:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have a hat like that, but I haven't worn it since 1999.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-14 05:09:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This hat post is the most attention one of your posts has gotten in a while. You can thank me with blowjobs later.

Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2007-05-14 02:52:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

YOUR HAT MADE THE WINGS LOSE!

Submitted by TheUniter (user info) at 2007-05-13 20:34:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-13 18:28:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

no

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-13 18:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

now that i'm drunk ;



ghey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-13 17:31:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2007-05-13 16:36:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2007-05-13 15:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

rock that shit!

Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2007-05-13 10:51:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

What hath frocolli wrought?

Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-13 04:18:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Yes I do.

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-13 04:10:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I have no problem with the hat.

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-13 01:15:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

By the way, the reason I'm wearing the hat with a hoodie is because I wasn't kidding when I said I wear it all the time around the apartment. Regardless of what I've got on, when I come across the hat it goes on my head. In general though I would never wear a hat with a hoodie outside.

Submitted by brokenlizard534 (user info) at 2007-05-12 22:19:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No Comment

Submitted by bob (user info) at 2007-05-12 20:27:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Bundaberg (user info) at 2007-05-12 19:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I saw a chick wearing a hat like that once, it was strangely erotic

Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-05-12 19:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

All these reviews and I still get to be the first to say:


ATTN GHEY MENZ

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-12 18:58:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

it's a good hat

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-12 18:23:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

By the way if you choose to abandon said hat, mail it to me. I run a hat orphanage.

Submitted by coley (user info) at 2007-05-12 18:23:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love hats. LOOOOOVE them.

Pull it down, do the white tshirt thing like someone said.

Or go REALLY pimp with a button down shirt and suspenders, dress pants and some nice shoes. Yeah!

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-12 17:34:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

i like your hat.

Submitted by RustyShackleford (user info) at 2007-05-12 17:08:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-05-12 10:20:36 BST (#)
Ranking: -2

I miss the times when posts consisted of more then some teen aged fairy asking "AMIHOTORNOT!?!?!?!?"

= = = = =

Surely that should be "AMIHATORNOT!?!?!?!?".....







...anyone..?



Also, needs more monocle

Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2007-05-12 15:58:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You could pull that off with the right ensemble, but not with the shirt you're wearing. I guarantee that if you go into a club, nobody would say a thing about the hat.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-12 14:54:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHA!

I love this site.


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Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-12 11:41:27 PDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a fine hat for a Greek fisherman. Are you a Greek fisherman?

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-12 14:45:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You should burn that hat and everything under it.
:D

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-12 14:41:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

It's a fine hat for a Greek fisherman. Are you a Greek fisherman?

Also, you have the "Big Dipper" in skin cancer on the right side of your face and neck. Kinda cool, in a "wow, he was so young, I didn't think it could progress so fast" sort of way.

You'll want to keep the hat for the chemo/radiation, probably.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2007-05-12 14:34:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2



Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2007-05-12 14:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

If you are going to wear this hat at your age, you need to pull it down lower, shave your head, grow long sideburns, wear a suit vest and start listening to Dropkick Murphys.

Submitted by experima (user info) at 2007-05-12 14:02:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

can I use this chair?

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-12 13:41:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Absolutely not.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2007-05-12 13:31:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You look like you need a punch in the face.

Twice.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-12 13:26:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

it's look good with a brightly coloured shirt.

Maybe a purple Armani one I saw the other day but am too fat to buy.

Actually not to fat to buy I could of course buy it and leave it in teh wardrobe but I that'd be stupid.

Too fat to wear is what I meant.



Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-12 13:19:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

It looks odd with a sweatshirt. I think to wear it out you'd have to wear a trendy outfit with dark pants.

Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-12 12:44:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I say keep the hat, but the real question here is why don't you have a monocle?

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-12 12:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-12 08:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I think it looks kind of ridiculous on me". This is called instinct. Go with it.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2007-05-12 12:11:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You have internet predator written all over you.

Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2007-05-12 11:37:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You can pull it off, but I would drop the hoodie and try a plain white tee and jeans.
But NEVER EVER wear that fucker with a popper collar, or a shirt where you are able to pop said collar or I will hunt you down and pop you tongue through your throat a la Columbian Necktie.


Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-12 08:24:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

"I think it looks kind of ridiculous on me". This is called instinct. Go with it.

Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-12 08:20:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I zink we zhould eridicate those zjerryzz.. (in french resistanze accent)



Submitted by orphelia (user info) at 2007-05-12 08:15:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Flat cap and a hoody?? What look are you aiming for exactly? And why don't you just wear it outside regardless of what anyone thinks? IT'S JUST A HAT!

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-12 07:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I could only look at the picture for about four seconds each time before it started to feel like to an observer it would look as if I was staring romantically into your eyes.
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This is why I can't stop staring at it. I even put lip gloss on for it.

I like the general shape of the hat on you, maybe try one with a brim that's a little smaller, like a jeff cap.

Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2007-05-12 06:01:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Not many guys under 50 can pull off a hat like that. I say go for it, but you have to wear it loud and proud, no taking it off when you pass a group of hotties on Whyte.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:57:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Burn that fucker...NOW

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:43:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You look like you should have a hairy bikers cock in your mouth
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that only happens on tuesdays

Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:29:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

You look like you should have a hairy bikers cock in your mouth

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:27:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Sword swallows.

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:25:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the hat, but I don't think it looks any good without a vest and coat a la Victorian England paperboy. I also wish you hadn't looked directly into the camera because I could only look at the picture for about four seconds each time before it started to feel like to an observer it would look as if I was staring romantically into your eyes.

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:20:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I miss the times when posts consisted of more then some teen aged fairy asking "AMIHOTORNOT!?!?!?!?"

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:16:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I also miss being able to retaliatory +2 :(

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:15:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I miss not being able to retaliatory +2 :(

Submitted by sword (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:14:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Hey fuckface,

I don't give a shit about you or your hat. I hate this queer boring crap fags like you post all the time.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-12 05:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

No, a nice cuban cigar.

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-12 04:58:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

One of my hobbies for the past 3 years is the attempt to design a new style of headwear for men.
because there's got to be something to take the place of fucking baseball caps.

That style is actually starting to make a comeback here on the west coast.

The amount of $ that could be generated with a new design gives me a big time chubby.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2007-05-12 04:50:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

greatest review of all time:

http://www.ubersite.com/m/50325#924686

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2007-05-12 04:48:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

first picture http://www.ubersite.com/m/99378

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2007-05-12 04:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you need a pipe in your mouth

Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-12 04:45:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No, but it does suit you.


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