Uber Photoshop Tennis: A 2007 Collaboration (1402 hits)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (View user info) at 2007-05-14 06:00:14 EDT
There have been a couple of collaboration efforts on here recently, the impressive song by Thorns & Co. and the latest MS Paint Collaboration.
Since I can only use GarageBand and I'm shit at Paint, I propose a game of PhotoShop Tennis to anyone wanting to play. If you're unclear on the concept, it's a fairly simple one.
The game is usually played in pairs, which is pretty fun, especially if you have a similar sense of humour, but I think a larger scale version could be even more enjoyable. Starting with the image I've 'served' below, players are invited to manipulate the picture in any way they want. The only stipulation being you have to use a proper graphics programme, PhotoShop, PaintShop, Corel or something similar (make sure, however, that everyone can access the layers on the piece, save it as a TIFF if need be). Sure, it won't have the quick fix satisfaction of a Paint piece or whatever, and it might fall flat on its arse, but if it goes well, we could have a cool picture we can all be proud of and make other people jealous with. Imagine in future years telling your grandchildren, if any of you cunts actually make the mistake of breeding, that you were once part of the greatest online graphics extravaganza of all time. Well of 2007 at least.
I suppose a couple of other rules would be useful:
- Don't take much longer than half an hour on each 'round'; I did mine in about 20 mins.
- You have to make the unflattened version of the piece available for easier editing. To get the psd original of this, e-mail me: andylreid.at.gmail.com
- When posting the image on Uber, make sure it's 800x600 pixels, otherwise it's not going to fit decently. (The psd file can grow in dimensions.)
- Nudity is fine in the image, as long as it's NSFW tagged and all that malarky.
Can't think of any other rules, so on with the game!
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-07-09 08:53:11 EDT (#)
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So whatever happened to this!!
heh
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 18:02:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-14 21:57:30 BST (#)
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If it's any comfort, Hurt, it was a nice idea. :D
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Nice idea my hole. Arseholes.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:57:30 EDT (#)
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If it's any comfort, Hurt, it was a nice idea. :D
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:45:37 EDT (#)
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http://www.mininova.org/tor/303004
Photoshop 7 for Windows, for anyone who might want to do this, but doesn't have Photoshop.
Seriously. Anyone?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:31:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-14 21:28:26 BST (#)
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not bad - but I must tell you, they dont have palm trees in Pennsylvania. (which is what your pic seems to indicate)
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I'm not sure where that's a picture of, it's all just stock photography I have lying about.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:28:26 EDT (#)
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not bad - but I must tell you, they dont have palm trees in Pennsylvania. (which is what your pic seems to indicate)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:27:25 EDT (#)
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Education envy below.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:43:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:35:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 19:33:18 BST (#)
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I'm drinking beer at my desk right now.
The boss is in S.Carolina all week :)
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I am slaving away at a project for Uni. Beerless. The shame.
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for Uni.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:44:27 EDT (#)
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Never. Nor an ugly chick.
Sorry, chubfucker.
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You're either lying, or you've never been intoxicated.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:43:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 19:41:45 BST (#)
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i see you admitted your yankness hurty
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What, by saying 'mailed', or by saying that I spent time in the States?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:43:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:14:53 EDT (#)
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Accidentally I once shagged a really, gigantically fat woman. That felt like I was being raped when she insisted on going on top.
And before you start mocking, we've all done it.
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Never. Nor an ugly chick.
Sorry, chubfucker.
Was it all a-jiggle as she mounted you? And if so, did you, in your highly inebriated state, find said jiggling to be erotic? I think perhaps the rippling flesh could put one in mind of the sea... birthplace of life, our original mother.
A mother vision.
Totally an Oedipus Rex thing going on.
You nasty bastard, you.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:41:45 EDT (#)
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i see you admitted your yankness hurty
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:38:38 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 19:37:47 BST (#)
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I'd mail you a beer, but I can't promise its freshness by the time it arrives, nor that its carbonation is still intact, or that the bottle itself isn't smashed.
*raises bottle* This swig's for you :)
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I mailed a bottle of Absinthe once. It never arrived :(
Slainte!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:37:47 EDT (#)
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I'd mail you a beer, but I can't promise its freshness by the time it arrives, nor that its carbonation is still intact, or that the bottle itself isn't smashed.
*raises bottle* This swig's for you :)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:35:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 19:33:18 BST (#)
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I'm drinking beer at my desk right now.
The boss is in S.Carolina all week :)
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I am slaving away at a project for Uni. Beerless. The shame.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:33:18 EDT (#)
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I'm drinking beer at my desk right now.
The boss is in S.Carolina all week :)
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:29:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-14 19:19:57 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:14:53 EDT (#)
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Accidentally I once shagged a really, gigantically fat woman. That felt like I was being raped when she insisted on going on top.
And before you start mocking, we've all done it.
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Ha! Accidentally?
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Yeahp. I was drunk. And a little stoned. A lot stoned actually.
Submitted by Fey (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:19:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:14:53 EDT (#)
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Accidentally I once shagged a really, gigantically fat woman. That felt like I was being raped when she insisted on going on top.
And before you start mocking, we've all done it.
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Ha! Accidentally?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:11:19 EDT (#)
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You all know what you've said - make your time!
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What?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:09:55 EDT (#)
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*baleful glowering*
You all know what you've said - make your time!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:03:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-14 18:58:21 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 13:37:02 EDT (#)
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Man, this went pretty terribly.
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Are you surprised dickweed?
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Not when cunts like you populate the site. Personally, I blame the mighty OTron and his heatwhoring.
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-14 13:58:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 13:37:02 EDT (#)
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Man, this went pretty terribly.
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Are you surprised dickweed?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 13:37:02 EDT (#)
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Man, this went pretty terribly.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:53:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-14 17:51:53 BST (#)
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glad to know the gauntlet is thrown.
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At myself, apparently.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:51:53 EDT (#)
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glad to know the gauntlet is thrown.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:31:32 EDT (#)
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mansectual
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Is that even a word you hapless dolt?
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:30:40 EDT (#)
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Circle man love jerk-hoff below. You english people are of the mansectual variety aren't you.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:29:36 EDT (#)
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Hmmmmm... With some artful Photoshopping I'm sure I could arrange that.
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just realize if it's less than perfect photoshopping he'll throw a fit.
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Psh. He can fuck off, I reckon I could beat him at Photoshop any day.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:28:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:54:27 EDT (#)
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SHHHHHH!!! He'll get jealous! He's so gay for me it's quite sweet. My I could tell you some stories!
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as long as they come in picturebooks.
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Hmmmmm... With some artful Photoshopping I'm sure I could arrange that.
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just realize if it's less than perfect photoshopping he'll throw a fit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:30:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:22:26 BST (#)
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Hmmm yes its strange. Anyway I have been lusting over this women at work recently and assumed she was 24/25 only to find out today she's late 30's, early 40's!!
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A friend of mine is shagging his boss. She is 42. He will be 30 on Thursday.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:26:22 EDT (#)
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Well of course. It'd only be bad if, I dunno, she was some large, commonly spoken woman whom you pulled in a somewhat crappy way. Then if you passed out on top of her and couldn't remember her name in the morning well... gosh I don't know, you'd have to commit seppuku or something. It'd just be that shameful.
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She was very posh actually and I pulled her by pretending to be a lawyer from America (this was back when I had an accent). I practically passed out when she suggested she went on top, and then once she was finished and I'd found my penis, I think I had a broken rib.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:24:38 EDT (#)
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Bertros, HBTS, EI - I heart y'all.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:23:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:14:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:12:43 BST (#)
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I wonder if Emission really was raped? I have a friend who was supposedly raped but it was before I knew him so I can't really be sure, then there was apollo who claimed to have been raped but I think he only did that to sensationalise a post. Then there was that Lojope thing but that was obviously a fabrication.
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Accidentally I once shagged a really, gigantically fat woman. That felt like I was being raped when she insisted on going on top.
And before you start mocking, we've all done it.
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Well of course. It'd only be bad if, I dunno, she was some large, commonly spoken woman whom you pulled in a somewhat crappy way. Then if you passed out on top of her and couldn't remember her name in the morning well... gosh I don't know, you'd have to commit seppuku or something. It'd just be that shameful.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:22:26 EDT (#)
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Hmmm yes its strange. Anyway I have been lusting over this women at work recently and assumed she was 24/25 only to find out today she's late 30's, early 40's!!
What the hells going on in this world. This is unless theres a massive conspiracy in my workplace to fool me.
Nag dammit, the fact she lives with her boyfriend was mearly by the by.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:18:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:17:48 BST (#)
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DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Why the hell is that show called 'Cooking in the Danger Zone' it was just a bunch of fat people last night.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:17:48 EDT (#)
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DAMN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:15:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:13:45 BST (#)
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Piss flapper?? Actually interesting fact, did you know you can get lamb flaps, meat from near the rib area, apparently very succulent and tasty. Cows on the other hand tend to be a bit salty.
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You watched 'Cooking in the Danger Zone' last night didn't you?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:14:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:12:43 BST (#)
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I wonder if Emission really was raped? I have a friend who was supposedly raped but it was before I knew him so I can't really be sure, then there was apollo who claimed to have been raped but I think he only did that to sensationalise a post. Then there was that Lojope thing but that was obviously a fabrication.
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Accidentally I once shagged a really, gigantically fat woman. That felt like I was being raped when she insisted on going on top.
And before you start mocking, we've all done it.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:13:45 EDT (#)
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Piss flapper?? Actually interesting fact, did you know you can get lamb flaps, meat from near the rib area, apparently very succulent and tasty. Cows on the other hand tend to be a bit salty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:12:43 EDT (#)
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I wonder if Emission really was raped? I have a friend who was supposedly raped but it was before I knew him so I can't really be sure, then there was apollo who claimed to have been raped but I think he only did that to sensationalise a post. Then there was that Lojope thing but that was obviously a fabrication.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:09:48 EDT (#)
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p i s s f l a p p e r
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:08:42 EDT (#)
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c o c k m u n cher
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:06:50 EDT (#)
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I love Paddy Ashdown. He's the most awesome man in the whole wide world.
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I now have more tea up my nose and on my desk than in my stomach.
That is no way to live.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:05:16 EDT (#)
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Actually I've heard that Sri Lanka is all sorted now. Paddy Ashdowns elite team of problem solvers bricked all the nasty people into submission.
I love Paddy Ashdown. He's the most awesome man in the whole wide world.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:04:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:04:00 BST (#)
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Shouldnt snort tea should you mr dim wit.
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Berty made me do it. Dimwit is one word. To ol.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:04:00 EDT (#)
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Shouldnt snort tea should you mr dim wit.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:02:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:01:02 BST (#)
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ooooh tea!
sounds great.
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Not in your sinuses.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:01:02 EDT (#)
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ooooh tea!
sounds great.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:57:40 EDT (#)
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OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT NO ITS IGNORANT WHEN CHILDREN ARE DYING OF AIDS IN PAKISTAN AND APARTHEID IN CHINA AND MEXICAN JUMPING RABIES IS THRETENING TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE IN SRI LANKA YOU BAD MANLING!
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Tea has just come out of my nose. Thanks for that!
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:57:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:46:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:44:40 BST (#)
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Ignorant. Most ignorant thing I've seen in at least 36 minutes. Loser.
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What? How is this ignorant?
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OMG HOW CAN YOU NOT NO ITS IGNORANT WHEN CHILDREN ARE DYING OF AIDS IN PAKISTAN AND APARTHEID IN CHINA AND MEXICAN JUMPING RABIES IS THRETENING TO WIPE OUT ALL LIFE IN SRI LANKA YOU BAD MANLING!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:51:32 EDT (#)
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I think the answer might be homeless people from the 1970's and 60's. They wouldn't have any families and the number of homeless rape victims being wheeled in and out of hospitals must be staggering, you'd think some vile photographer would be there to document it all for consumption by the perverse, deviant, element of society.
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Ogrish has some pretty realistic looking ones.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:48:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:39:22 BST (#)
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I don't think hospitals release rape pics to the patients, do they? B/c they would make fantastic x-mas cards if they did.
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HO HO HO! You've been RAPED!
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It's very hard to get a hold of genuine photographs of victims, as one would expect. You'd think you'd be able to get ones from Africa or Chad or places like that but they're not as freely distributed as one might think. Perhaps you could find them on Rotton dot com or something
I mean you can get loads of actors mocked up but it's just not the same. They eyes don't look right. Heh heh, kind of makes me think of that bit from the beginning of Westworld: "You can always tell by the hands, they can't get the hands right."
I think the answer might be homeless people from the 1970's and 60's. They wouldn't have any families and the number of homeless rape victims being wheeled in and out of hospitals must be staggering, you'd think some vile photographer would be there to document it all for consumption by the perverse, deviant, element of society.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:48:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:47:46 BST (#)
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I was drunk, so no photos.
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Boo.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:47:46 EDT (#)
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I was drunk, so no photos.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:46:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:44:40 BST (#)
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Ignorant. Most ignorant thing I've seen in at least 36 minutes. Loser.
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What? How is this ignorant?
Submitted by richardcranium (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:44:40 EDT (#)
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Ignorant. Most ignorant thing I've seen in at least 36 minutes. Loser.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:41:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:41:09 BST (#)
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What would the rape photos be of??, before and after shots?
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During, preferably.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:41:09 EDT (#)
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What would the rape photos be of??, before and after shots?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:17:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:39:22 BST (#)
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I don't think hospitals release rape pics to the patients, do they? B/c they would make fantastic x-mas cards if they did.
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HO HO HO! You've been RAPED!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:54:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:39:22 BST (#)
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I don't think hospitals release rape pics to the patients, do they? B/c they would make fantastic x-mas cards if they did.
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Ogrish: Everything you could possibly need!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:39:22 EDT (#)
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I don't think hospitals release rape pics to the patients, do they? B/c they would make fantastic x-mas cards if they did.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:37:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:31:39 BST (#)
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I was raped once. true story.
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Include it in the picture.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:31:39 EDT (#)
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I was raped once. true story.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:16:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:51:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:07:42 BST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:03:11 BST (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 04:56:41 EDT (#)
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I thought he was meant to be some sort of mild mannered contemporary of Redskieslookhomoerotic?
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. He'll love that.
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The man thrives on a culture of seld-depracation mixed with self aggrandising. A comment like that is like crack cocaine to him. Bless him and his little cotton socks.
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This is true. I'm sure he'll be over the moon!
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All of you are getting raped
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Have another +2 for this gem on an exchange.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA*gasp*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:13:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:08:41 BST (#)
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dirty pc users
I want CS3 - Hurty - we will have a talk later
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CS3? OOOHHHH ONE MORE FILTER THAN CS2! (In all likelihood)
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:08:41 EDT (#)
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dirty pc users
I want CS3 - Hurty - we will have a talk later
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:08:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:06:03 BST (#)
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Dude, I got my Graphics degree on Photoshop 5..... FIVE, FOR GOD'S SAKE. I'd be an embarrassment to your comp.
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5 was alright. I still have a copy of it somewhere. It's fun to laugh at sometimes.
If you have a graphics degree then this is the thing for you!
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:07:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:05:13 BST (#)
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okay, im game
the site?
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The site for Photoshop? I'll have to send it from home, as the sites to get it are all banned at work. Just look for a torrent of it on meganova or somewhere.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:06:03 EDT (#)
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Dude, I got my Graphics degree on Photoshop 5..... FIVE, FOR GOD'S SAKE. I'd be an embarrassment to your comp.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:05:13 EDT (#)
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okay, im game
the site?
kin send the url via email if it risky to place here
vilem.marak.at.gmail.com
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:01:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 13:59:45 BST (#)
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I'd do this, but am afraid downloading Photoshop onto my work PC would be the death of it.
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DO IT!
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:59:45 EDT (#)
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I'd do this, but am afraid downloading Photoshop onto my work PC would be the death of it.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:57:14 EDT (#)
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and run it on a 5 year old laptop?
i dont think so
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I'm running it on an 8 yr old PC.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:53:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:29:52 EDT (#)
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still wish i had fotoshop.
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You can download photoshop 7 in about an hour man.
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and run it on a 5 year old laptop?
i dont think so
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:29:52 EDT (#)
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still wish i had fotoshop.
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You can download photoshop 7 in about an hour man.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:19:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 13:17:14 BST (#)
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well you'd be wrong then. Spacker
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Pffft.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:17:14 EDT (#)
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well you'd be wrong then. Spacker
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:15:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 13:06:44 BST (#)
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yes indeed - spacker
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I still think that you should spell that 'spaccer'.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 08:06:44 EDT (#)
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yes indeed - spacker
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:57:55 EDT (#)
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i know there'd be a great big asshole like tunnel attached to that shot.
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That wouldn't suprise me. I fear the beast that will be the result of this.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:56:24 EDT (#)
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my apologies, read it too fast.
i understand that you are british.
jethro is a very american slang that was used in the 1980's to demonstrate ones lack of intelligence.
it was my oversight that you wouldn't perhaps understand due to the location and age of the comment.
i withdraw my snide remarks.
still wish i had fotoshop.
i know there'd be a great big asshole like tunnel attached to that shot.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:53:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:52:36 BST (#)
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We call it Full Stop in this country. You'd know that if you were really British. Yank
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I'm not talking about punctuation. Just the messy discharge that's hacking you off so much.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:52:36 EDT (#)
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We call it Full Stop in this country. You'd know that if you were really British. Yank
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:48:56 EDT (#)
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Jesus Fakey, what's wrong with you? Period cramps?
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:47:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:46:50 BST (#)
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jethro is a derogatory term akin to dimwit, dimwit.
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Yeah, no shit really? I got that far. But I don't understand how it's even supposed to be an insult. Makes no sense to me. Plus, he uses fucking Paint.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:46:50 EDT (#)
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jethro is a derogatory term akin to dimwit, dimwit.
cool idea, too bad i dont have photoshop anymore.
looking forward to what others that have the time to waste with this will come up with.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:45:08 EDT (#)
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Lou Ferringo would be very proud.
Personally I can't be fucked today. There's always some cunt who just hois a stupid gaussian blur over the whole thing. That would be me. Or a picture of hurty sucking a knob. Pictures available at www.hurtbysomecock.com
First fuckwit to use lens flare is immediately ostracised from right minded society.
I'm grumpy today
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:30:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:29:29 BST (#)
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wow.... that was fucking fast.....slow down there jethro...
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Um. What?
Submitted by SilentRenegade (user info) at 2007-05-14 07:29:29 EDT (#)
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wow.... that was fucking fast.....slow down there jethro...
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 06:57:22 EDT (#)
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Slow day apparently...