Dont Get Gas May 15th (638 hits)
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Submitted by MegaManfre (View user info) at 2007-05-14 09:20:18 EDT
So I got one of these forwards from an asshole friend of mine who fucking forwards everything to me. I mean, I get those stupid ass emails from him all the time. Dont forward and you get bad luck and the always wonderful "OMFG TTEH INTERNATS SHUTTING DOWN IF WE DONT GET EVERY1 2 SIGN THIS PETTTITTON OMFGRLFMAOZ!!" Fuckin pisses me off. Id have blocked his gay ass a long time ago, but sometimes he sends me emails that I actually wanna read, like when he actually types it or sends me an email of pics of him an his bf, with some of their friends, who happen to be pretty hot chicks. So I get to "shop" their friends for a date sometimes. But whatever. This one caught my eye as a forward that I actually might wanna read. Title said "Dont get gas on May 15th" so I figured, this should be funny. I open it, and it says this:
Don't pump gas on MAY 15th
In April 1997, there was a "gas out" conducted nationwide in protest of gas prices. Gasoline prices dropped 30 cents a gallon overnight.
"On May 15th 2007, all internet users are to not go to a gas station in protest of high gas prices. Gas is now over $3.00 a gallon in most places.
There are 73,000,000+ American members currently on the internet network, and the average car takes about 30 to 50 dollars to fill up.
If all users did not go to the pump on the 15t h, it would take $2,292,000,000.00 (that's almost 3 BILLION) out of the oil companies pockets for just one day, so please do not go to the gas station on May 15th and lets try to put a dent in the Middle Eastern oil industry for at least one day. "
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So I read it, and thought about it. Then googled the whole great gass-out thing. Found out its actually getting some press on msnbc. Heres a link: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18492185/
So yea, its a big scam. Well, what did you expect? 9 times outta 10, anything you get in your email is just a big scam, unless its about increasing penis size. Those are legit. Every single one of them. My cock is 15 feet long, and Im forced to work at home now because of it. I swear its true. Email all your friends and tell them about it, and tell them to email their friends. If you dont do this, Ill eat all your babies.
So, Im reading this and the msnbc news, and I think to myself, how can we really do some damage to the oil companies, cause Im fucking tired of filling up for 40 bucks, and hearing that oil companies are making record breaking money. Every fucking quarter. I mean, how many times can you break your records for making money every quarter? Apparently 4 times a year. So heres what I propose. Instead of doing a gas-off. We do a big jag-off. On May 20th, everyone goes to their gas station of choice. Mine is the water-gas, which is the cheapest place in my area, which Im sure they just pour water into my tank with a drop of gas, and itll ruin my car, but its 2.75 so I dont give a shit. We all gather around these gas stations, whip out our cocks, for the ladies our vaginas, and just start rubbing it out. Thats right. We jerk off on the gas stations. Im sure, with that much spunk going around, theyll have to do something about gas prices. Actually, I change the name. Its The Great Gas Bukakke. I can almost gurantee itll make news world wide.
I fucking hate this picture too. Let me expose everyone to it so you can all hate it with me.
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-14 18:38:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-05-14 18:24:52 EDT (#)
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STFU Maltese
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Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:56:53 EDT (#)
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i love how all the internet memes and terminology from 4chan.org are being used here on Uber.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:15:28 EDT (#)
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What you're talking about is from the book Walden. Read it and you'll know exactly why the oil companies make their money.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:08:02 EDT (#)
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Huh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:02:55 EDT (#)
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I'll pump all the gas I want, shitheel.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:46:37 EDT (#)
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It's not just avoiding filling the tank on one day, it's not using any gasoline on that day that will make a difference. Will anyone do that? Thought not. I know I won't.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:23:57 EDT (#)
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Don't pump gas.... Fucking morons.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:56:53 EDT (#)
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i love how all the internet memes and terminology from 4chan.org are being used here on Uber.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-14 14:48:17 EDT (#)
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i don't even own a car and still buying some gas tomorrow.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:37:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:28:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:02:07 EDT (#)
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fail
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81919
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:28:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:02:07 EDT (#)
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fail
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101491
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:23:05 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2007-05-14 12:07:03 EDT (#)
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yah
Submitted by gravitas (user info) at 2007-05-14 11:26:34 EDT (#)
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read what he wrote, people.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:50:48 EDT (#)
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I will fill my car, my wife's car, empty bottles, garbage bags, and whatever else can hold liquid just to spite fuckers like you.
Submitted by MidnightToSix (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:43:55 EDT (#)
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>> I know of at least 20 people who ran out to fill up...on May 15th...
Considering it is only May 14th today, are you able to see into the future?
(And no, I do not believe in the scam.)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-14 10:02:07 EDT (#)
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fail
http://www.ubersite.com/m/101491
Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:49:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:47:17 EDT (#)
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I ate chili and drank beer on May 15th. I got gas.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:45:32 EDT (#)
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This hurt my eyes to look at.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:45:13 EDT (#)
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Some asshole actually printed out the text of that email, and stapled it to every telephone pole in my town.
I started a rumor that because of this "gas out thing" the prices will be going up $.50 at noon. I know of at least 20 people who ran out to fill up...on May 15th...
Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:45:02 EDT (#)
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this post was alright..
although i really don't see the economics of jacking off at gas stations..
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:44:02 EDT (#)
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but the pic made me haha a little.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:35:16 EDT (#)
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Apparently so.
I will now take an exceedingly long shit, instead of doing some work.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:26:09 EDT (#)
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Old news buddy.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:23:34 EDT (#)
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Mother fucker, apparently I should check my email a lil more often. At least this just proves one thing. My spam filters work better than I thought. Im so happy now.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2007-05-14 09:21:52 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/101491