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Kevin Sorbo Says: (With More Content) (1428 hits)

Category: Humor -> Dirty Humor

Rating: 1.83 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by The Drake (View user info) at 2007-05-14 15:20:09 EDT


I have it on good authority that Kevin Sorbo could kick your ass.












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Submitted by messmind (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:24:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:14:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Bohme....you crack me up. Thanks.

Submitted by Bohme (user info) at 2007-05-18 16:09:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/108434#2416802

Submitted by kuroneko_sama (user info) at 2007-05-16 23:57:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

funnier than expected...bravo

Submitted by Grownasskid (user info) at 2007-05-16 10:02:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm terrible at photoshop


what? oh yeah. this was funny. Teehees all around.

Submitted by rob_berg (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:56:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2


haha!


Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:36:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Thanks Shmack. It was supposed to be kind of a Gladiator reference. "On my signal, unleash boner." But it got edited at the last minute.

Submitted by shmack92 (user info) at 2007-05-15 18:21:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

stupid but i can't stop laughing........


"UNLEASH BONER!!!"

Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-15 12:12:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by St_Jimmy (user info) at 2007-05-15 11:59:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Auto "Monkey Sex" +2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-15 10:19:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-15 07:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never taken it, I was always scared my heart would assplode.

It's hard enough to get them to go away while I'm in public without a stimulant.
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I don't think there's any room left to camp on this post. Your ego has taken up all the space :P
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I'm young, I'm SUPPOSED to have the sex drive of, say, a 23 year old.

Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-15 08:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

this was pretty fucking stupid, yet it made me laugh nonetheless.

Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2007-05-15 07:57:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never taken it, I was always scared my heart would assplode.

It's hard enough to get them to go away while I'm in public without a stimulant.
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I don't think there's any room left to camp on this post. Your ego has taken up all the space :P

Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-15 07:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

MONKEY SEX MONKEY SEX MONKEY SEX

Submitted by greEn_uGly (user info) at 2007-05-15 02:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

na..

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-14 21:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought Xena had the herps??

OH NOES!!
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She's a warrior princess, she's slaughtered countless thousands. I doubt that a little herpes spreading is gonna phase her.

Lungfish....4 to go.

Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-14 21:15:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I thought Xena had the herps??

OH NOES!!

Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-14 20:02:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-14 19:55:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Bhahahahahahah@

Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-14 18:32:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 20:25:28 BST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is wrong with me?

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Many, many things.

Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-14 18:05:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Well done

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hercules took Viagra once. Thor stole it and named it Mjolnir.

Google it and you'll think it's funny.

Submitted by DirtyHarry (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

LOL

Submitted by no1hasdis (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:05:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

meh.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 16:00:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I've never taken it, I was always scared my heart would assplode.

It's hard enough to get them to go away while I'm in public without a stimulant.

Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:57:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh and this post was good too


Submitted by vyktoriah (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:57:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Iolaus is the hawtest sidekick ever! I would let him splooge all over my hair.

Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:45:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:44:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor Iolaus...

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Don't forget his retarded brother, LOLaus.

Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:33:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Poor Iolaus...
Still, viagra totally rocks.
Remember, ya ain't gotta need it ta love it.
Once, I accidentally took quadruple the normal dosage...
...
four hours...
...
'nuff said, although I thought my heart was gonna explode.

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:26:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

she got fucked silly, prettymuch.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:26:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Funny but that last paragraph is just plain confusing

Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 15:25:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is wrong with me?


The doll's trying to kill me, and the toaster's been laughing at me.

-- Homer Simpson
Treehouse of Horror III