Maltese, you are a cuntblister and I hope you die (1627 hits)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (View user info) at 2007-05-14 22:15:03 EDT
EAT A FAT DICK YOU RAGING FAGGOT
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Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2007-05-22 00:01:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-21 23:49:19 EDT (#)
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You might be fat, greasy and stupid, but that doesn't make you Italian.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:39:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-17 06:58:32 EST (#)
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pfft...if anythings bizarre it's the way aussies speak, 'go leeeft, leeft and up the leeeft' huh?
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This is actually how we do right turns.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 18:39:17 EDT (#)
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I should point out to onlookers that the extended 'e's in i_can_fetch_you_a_digit's examples are meant to represent a flat 'e' sound, as in 'care' or 'bell'. Not the actual 'ee' sound as in 'tweet' or 'greed'.
I think.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-16 16:58:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:24:15 EDT (#)
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New Zealanders do have some bizarre vowel things going on.
They pronounce 'e' as i, eg. "the lingth of the boat is 22m"
while pronouncing 'i' as a mixture of e and u, eg. "three four five sex" / "fush and chups".
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pfft...if anythings bizarre it's the way aussies speak, 'go leeeft, leeft and up the leeeft' huh?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-16 12:24:15 EDT (#)
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New Zealanders do have some bizarre vowel things going on.
They pronounce 'e' as i, eg. "the lingth of the boat is 22m"
while pronouncing 'i' as a mixture of e and u, eg. "three four five sex" / "fush and chups".
Submitted by konohasaiyajin (user info) at 2007-05-15 17:27:09 EDT (#)
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a mental midget, with the brain of a giant
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:47:43 EDT (#)
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well, I am glad to see you again, missy!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-15 12:54:35 EDT (#)
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GREAT HONK!!!
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Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2007-05-15 12:44:34 EDT (#)
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I had NO idea this happened.
great honk.
Submitted by lechuza (user info) at 2007-05-15 12:09:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 09:38:17 EDT (#)
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Such hate, such anger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-05-15 11:59:02 EDT (#)
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Actually, the more I think about it, this IS hilarious!
I was wondering who got loki's password.
I'm enjoying her stuff more today than I ever have.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2007-05-15 11:47:36 EDT (#)
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Huh?
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 09:38:17 EDT (#)
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Such hate, such anger.
Submitted by Fatterrific (user info) at 2007-05-15 09:05:04 EDT (#)
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+2 for use of the term, "Cuntblister". I've not heard this one before, but now I plan on using it at the nearest available opportunity.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2007-05-15 08:35:57 EDT (#)
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Don't know what happened. Good point.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2007-05-15 07:40:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:06:20 EDT (#)
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BUBBA. Now get your old ass back out on the porch before I take away your Ben-Gay.
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That won't help. Bubba's been gay for quite some time now.
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sigh.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2007-05-15 02:35:05 EDT (#)
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I'm laughing so hard at the conversations below that I have tears in my eyes.
Cuntblister
Pissed
Fush n' chups
porn masturbation
and being pegged a moron for the rest of your life
We all know Maltese is a choad licking, cum guzzling, cock smoking fag but goddamn, this post was hilarious!
heh heh heh...I said 'choad.' heh heh heh
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-15 01:57:50 EDT (#)
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Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-15 12:54:49 EST (#)
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aussies just say it weird peeesssssed.
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STFU "fush n chups"
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2007-05-15 01:57:42 EDT (#)
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moo
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2007-05-15 01:57:10 EDT (#)
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I hope we both die.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-15 01:49:38 EDT (#)
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Everything you ever wanted to know about loki
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I knew it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-15 00:45:28 EDT (#)
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Why can't you just masturbate to porn like a normal person?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-15 00:36:21 EDT (#)
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By the way, this is all being done manually.
I just make the post, hit Submit, and stay at the page that redirects you to the front page after you post. You stay there and refresh the page as fast as you fucking can (4-5 times per second). This re-sends the information over again, making another post whenever you refresh it, so you can post 4 or 5 times per second with little to no effort. Awesome, no?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-15 00:34:38 EDT (#)
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Well... good luck. This has been fun. I'm going to bed now.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-15 00:31:37 EDT (#)
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Alright, I'm hoping to break the 110K barrier before I go to sleep (this will take around 3000 more posts). I think I'll be up to it.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-15 00:05:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:03:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:59:14 EDT (#)
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that's why I like this sight.
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errr...I believe it is 'site.'
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I KNOW THAT. God one little typo and you're pegged a moron until the day you die.
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haha...thanks for giving me a good giggle amongst this all. I'm just an English nerd. :)
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:40:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by RustyShackleford (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:05:46 EDT (#)
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I take it there was bad blood between Loki and Maltese, or was this just a 'because i can' thing?
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From what I can tell it just seems like she was an easy target.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:06:20 EDT (#)
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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO BUBBA. Now get your old ass back out on the porch before I take away your Ben-Gay.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:05:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:02:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-15 12:59:57 EST (#)
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So, I got pissed this weekend, but I wasn't pissed. Interesting. I can live with it.
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No, no, no. The "he's pissed" example I gave only applies in the present tense.
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Oh...
Submitted by RustyShackleford (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:05:46 EDT (#)
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I take it there was bad blood between Loki and Maltese, or was this just a 'because i can' thing?
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:04:12 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:02:16 EDT (#)
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Don't open anything Maltese posts and don't post about him. Just e-mail Bart
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I don't know if that's necessary... I'm sure he'll figure it out soon enough.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:03:10 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:59:14 EDT (#)
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that's why I like this sight.
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errr...I believe it is 'site.'
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I KNOW THAT. God one little typo and you're pegged a moron until the day you die.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:02:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-15 12:59:57 EST (#)
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So, I got pissed this weekend, but I wasn't pissed. Interesting. I can live with it.
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No, no, no. The "he's pissed" example I gave only applies in the present tense.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:02:16 EDT (#)
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Don't open anything Maltese posts and don't post about him. Just e-mail Bart.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:01:35 EDT (#)
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i'm pissed right now.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:00:52 EDT (#)
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It's young Siward!
Submitted by Antioxident (user info) at 2007-05-14 23:00:16 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:59:57 EDT (#)
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So, I got pissed this weekend, but I wasn't pissed. Interesting. I can live with it.
Submitted by Abbey (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:59:14 EDT (#)
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that's why I like this sight.
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errr...I believe it is 'site.'
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:58:42 EDT (#)
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this is great... maltese is waging a personal little war and you guys are talking about the different meanings of "pissed".
that's why I like this sight.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:54:59 EDT (#)
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Good man. I'm eating crackers and I have a cat on my lap.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:54:49 EDT (#)
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aussies just say it weird peeesssssed.
always wondered what had happened to maltese.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:54:34 EDT (#)
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General rules:
"get pissed" = to get drunk
"be pissed" = to be angry, usually
"he's pissed" = usually angry, but if there's a word in front of pissed, eg. "he's pretty pissed" it can be both
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:53:53 EDT (#)
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hey,...i'm pissed/
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:52:46 EDT (#)
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Thanks.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:52:17 EDT (#)
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No it can mean both, it's all about the context.
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:51:47 EDT (#)
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I thought "pissed" meant "drunk" in Australia, as in England. Wrong again, apparently. I've been wrong a lot recently.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:45:55 EDT (#)
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Bart is gonna be PISSED
Step 1. Ban loki
Step 2. Ban Maltese's IP.
Step 3. Delete all those posts, not sure if he can do them as a group or if they have to be done individually. Hopefully the former.
Step 4. Fix loki's user stats - often when people have a post deleted it still registers in their user info. Now that loki has had well over 1000 (not sure how many more it's gonna be) fake posts it should be interesting to see what happens.
Step 5. Reset loki's password and get it to her with a new email through someone else?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:40:02 EDT (#)
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Well, I've said my piece. I'm off to play solitaire.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:39:46 EDT (#)
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I smell a bandwagon.
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:37:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:35:18 EDT (#)
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The problem is, we can't just sit around and wait for this dick to get bored, because he has nothing else better to be doing.
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this is true
Submitted by lungfish (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:36:14 EDT (#)
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Hmmm...Guess I'll actually get some work done tonight.
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:36:01 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:35:25 EDT (#)
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it's pretty funny...
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:35:18 EDT (#)
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The problem is, we can't just sit around and wait for this dick to get bored, because he has nothing else better to be doing.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:29:58 EDT (#)
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I'd probably pick someone else.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:28:20 EDT (#)
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You can still see the front page if you just use simple search.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:25:32 EDT (#)
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LOL THANK YOU
NIGGERS
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:18:26 EDT (#)
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Jesus Fucking Christ.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:18:03 EDT (#)
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He is posting the same thing every few seconds and knocking everything off the front page.
Submitted by The_Drake (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:16:53 EDT (#)
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What the fuck Happenned?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2007-05-14 22:16:08 EDT (#)
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Seriously, this was uncalled for.