Where are all the hot women (1067 hits)
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Submitted by <Barid_Bel_Medar.at.excite.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-16 16:16:33 EDT
I am seriously considering dropping engineering to go into an easy career where there are actually some women. On a typical day I will see possibly 1 of the 3-4 hot women that are in my office of 200+ people. One hot woman the entire day. This just has to stop.
I've considered a few new careers:
Grade school teacher:
Good
Lots of hot women in college classes
Takes no mental effort
Can laugh at 90% of people taking said college classes because they are stupid
Get summers off
Only have to work like 6 hours a day
Bad
Have to deal with kids all day
Get paid worse than a garbageman
Stuntman:
These guys have to get chicks like mad
I can say I've lit myself on fire
Can do cool drunk party tricks like jump over a car on a pogo stick
Disadvantages
High risk of death
Hard to get into
Fireman:
Good
Chicks dig fireman
Get to do cool shit like bust in doors with an axe
Sit around most of the time
Get to drive a firetruck
Bad
High chance of becoming an arsonist
Low pay
Burning to death would really suck
Government employee(anywhere really)
Good
Good benefits
Little to no chance of ever being fired even for gross negligence
Bad
Possibility of there being few women
Low pay
Probably would hate the job
Pirate(I know its been done, but I had to put it in here)
Good
Get to ride around on a ship in tropical climes
Get to kill people
Get to carry off women
Drink all the time
Can get rich
Bad
If you're not an officer your life really sucks
Can be at sea for months without seeing women
Darned British navy always trying to kill you
Ships can easily be sunk
Ninja
Good
You're really stealthy and cool
You get sweet weapons like throwing stars
Anyone pisses you off and they can die mysteriously in their sleep
Bad
You don't get to bask in the glory of ass kicking because you're supposed to be covert
Hard to pick up chicks when your night job involves killing people
Mad scientist
Good
Can try to destroy the world
Get to have a cool maniacal laugh
Bad
Tend to be insane loners with deformed assistants
Las Vegas showgirl
Good
Get to hang out with tons of nekkid chicks back stage
Just about every guy in theatre/stage performances are gay, so no competition
Bad
I'm a guy, so don't think they'd really let me join
I have no coordination and being a guy, I don't dance
This started out as a legitimate gripe about me job, now look what happened. I'm just looking for anything that will let me pick up chicks where I don't have to be stuck in a cube all day.
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Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-07-17 13:39:02 EDT (#)
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Bars aren't the only place to meet females. Get involved in clubs/groups that interest you, whether it is community service, rock climbing or poetry reading. Of course, that is easier to say than do.
As far as which department has the best looking males, I would have to say marketing. This is coming from my possibly skewed perceptive. Just about everyone in my company is an engineer by training, including marketing and sales. Marketing is full of engineers who probably couldn't cut it as full blown engineers, so they also tend to be the better looking ones.
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-07-17 12:29:19 EDT (#)
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Well I'm an electrical engineer. I'm currently on co-op, and I've got 3 semesters left in school. I've never really considered another career because being an engineer is great. We're logical and can do just about anything.
The women factor is the only downside. I also go to school in a smaller city where the are no clubs. There are some college bars, but I don't like the whole bar scene for a few reasons.
1) I will not drink and drive, so I always have to have a DD which is a pain in the ass
2) Smoke- I hate the smell of cigarettes, and don't like my clothes smelling like them(why can't people smoke pipes? They actually smell good.)
3) The whole random chick thing - If I manage to pick up a girl in a bar, what are the chances she hasn't gone home with another random at the bar?
I've also got a great story about internet dating I should post sometime.
loki - you're not the only uberuser with the same name as one of my animals. My cat's name is PopNFresh.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-07-17 12:28:09 EDT (#)
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lemme tell you a theory i have about girls:
they are impressed with position (dont take that sexually).
your position in life can totally overrule looks.
thats why hair bands in the 80s had all sorts of girls crawling all over them.
it wasnt cuz they were hot, it was cuz they were up on stage, commanding 20,000 people with their guitar. thats POWER.
sad thing is, if you ask these girls, they'll tell you that the 80s guys were hot.
most girls confuse power and looks.
i dont know why, and im not being sexist. this is just... the case.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-17 12:08:50 EDT (#)
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impossible! IT baby, that's where it's at!
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-17 11:49:46 EDT (#)
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Every woman should realize that all the attractive men are in the wonderful world of finance.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-17 11:30:16 EDT (#)
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http://www.goodwife.com/
just trying to help
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-17 11:24:29 EDT (#)
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what about IT guys nicole? are we eye candy?
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2003-07-17 11:14:16 EDT (#)
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Umm, let me tell ya buddy, male engineers aren't eye candy either. What engineering are you? If you are EE or MechE, you basically have to accept the fact that you won't meet anyone through work. Otherwise, there is still hope, though I wouldn't bet on it. And who says you have to meet women at work. Go out and meet them somewhere else.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:32:22 EDT (#)
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Be a pimp...
Submitted by carmex9 (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:15:50 EDT (#)
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Many men think it would be grand, (if they could get their libido in hand,)
To no longer desire to fuck girls, those ungrateful loutish churls!
They think, oh my life would be easier, if only i didn';t have to please her (sorry that line sucks)
But fellas you've got to remember, when you're trying to redirect your umbrella,
Wheras men have anus and mouth, women have another hole down south
Which is has room and accomdations galore, which can be tiny in a virgin or huge in a whore
this hole which i so rhapsodise is located betwixt our thighs,
and with it we know there's no doubt that soon a man will be sniffing about
Cause as much as you whine and complain, just imagine how much pain, you would feel if you didn't get in it.
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:13:45 EDT (#)
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Loren said it best. I'm still not quite sure myself as to why you want to find a woman at work as that just ends up screwing up an otherwise professional environment, could get you fired, etc.
Sounds to me like you're looking for love in the wrong place.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:05:42 EDT (#)
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sucess? would that be by the man's measure, or the woman's?
i still wish i was queer so i could get chicks.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-07-17 09:43:26 EDT (#)
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Everything men do is, in the end, for sex. That's old news. Do your time like everyone else, be successful, don't be a total prick... and you'll have plenty of women in time. Success - hand-in-hand with modest confidence - and a little salt-n-pepper around the temples is the sexiest thing in the friggin' world.
Loren
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-07-17 09:21:26 EDT (#)
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No chicagogirl I'm not wasting my money on college just to pick up chicks. I'm just depressed that as an engineer my chances of meeting a woman at work are so incredibly small that its not worth even looking.
I'll see if I can find a picture at home tonight. I think I have one with my dog from a few weeks ago. My dog's name is Loki(No, not ubersite loki).
Submitted by LucidCognition (user info) at 2003-07-17 01:54:57 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2003-07-16 19:03:02 EDT (#)
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Chicagogirl,
The only reason men seek to get ahead in life is to get head.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-07-16 18:28:54 EDT (#)
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damnit, i always forget to actually add the +2
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-07-16 18:28:17 EDT (#)
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+2 for El Gaupo because i think that exact thing every time i read the title of this post.
"I didn't get a Hurumph out of that guy.
Hurumph for the governor!"
Submitted by Acarnis (user info) at 2003-07-16 18:14:42 EDT (#)
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Quite the informing post. Good pros and cons for different professions.
This is more helpful than my high school guidance counselor. In fact, some of those should
have a copy of this, or something similar.
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-16 18:01:59 EDT (#)
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"Where all da white women at?"
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-07-16 17:46:28 EDT (#)
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listent to me now.... get a new major.. fuck the money man.. fuck the money..get a job that has you actually interacting with people.. do you wonna be stuck in a cube all day.. sucking you soul everyday..
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:35:14 EDT (#)
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Don't do showgirl.
A lot of guys do ballet or jazz dance type things because they think it will get them chicks. Its mostly the opposite. My girlfriend and her ballet friends don't like any of the guys in their school. Ah well, I guess thats better for me anyway.
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:32:26 EDT (#)
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Actuary... Need I say anymore?
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:31:45 EDT (#)
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O Mary, at thy window be,
It is the wish'd, the trysted hour!
Those smiles and glances let me see,
That make the miser's treasure poor.
How blythely wad I bide the stoure,
A weary slave frae sun to sun,
Could I the rich reward secure,
The lovely Mary Morison.
Yestreen, when to the trembling string
The dance gaed thro' the lighted ha',
To thee my fancy took its wing,
I sat, but neither heard nor saw.
Tho' this was fair, and that was braw,
And yon the toast of a' the town,
I sigh'd, and said among them a',
"Ye are na Mary Morison."
Oh, Mary, canst thou wreck his peace,
Wha for thy sake wad gladly dee?
Or canst thou break that heart of his,
Whase only faut is loving thee?
If love for love thou wilt na gie,
At least be pity to me shown.
A thought ungentle canna be
The thought o' Mary Morison.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:25:42 EDT (#)
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my buddy is a firemen. he makes a lot and works 10 days a fucking month.
stick with engineering. when you graduate, buy a condo in aspen. and a porche. womenz will be all over you.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:25:08 EDT (#)
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How do you look in the first place? Should you be doing sit-ups or what?
No point if you look like Eddy Munster in the first place.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:22:15 EDT (#)
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Ummm... I thought guys became firemen so they could pick up other guys.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:21:13 EDT (#)
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I'd rather be an engineer. You can build yourself women, and if not, than at least build massive skyscraping dildos...
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:19:59 EDT (#)
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you are wasting thousands of dollars on a degree to pick up chicks? um ok.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:19:18 EDT (#)
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Post your picture so we can evaluate if you should stay an engineer or not.