oh right. vaporizers. (1547 hits)
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Submitted by Korthrun McBloodlust <korthrun.at.korthrun.net> (View user info) at 2003-07-15 21:38:28 EDT
ok so my friends calls me up. 6ft 7inch 190ish pound muther fucker. Hes giggling like a little school girl getting her clit tickled. We are both pretty hardcore stoners, and I am surprised to hear him that stoned. He tells me he just made a trip to the hemp and glass shop and he bought a vaporizer. For you heads out there that have not yet tried smoking from one of these, fucking do it man. He hasn't burned weed at home since he bought it and for a good reason to.
I have been smoking weed for about 11 years now, and I have not been as stoned as I was last night for
6 years at least. Why is it so cool you ask?
Well to start its as clean as a hit as youll ever get. thats right, buh bye bong. it just heats up air, you put the glass bowl over the glass heating element, suck (VERY SLOWLY) on the plastic tube. Then you get pissed off. You didn't get a hit, this thing is a piece of shit WTF $200.00. Then you exhale a huge cloud of smoke and cough like a little bitch. So tch has a way lower burning point than the actual leaf and thats that. The nifty part is this.
1/4 oz of the chronic weed averages about $120, sometimes $100, and lasts me maybe a day over a week, if I don't smoke anyone out or goto anysort of event. Now, I plucked of a nug of the crystally corny shit which would normally fill your average bowl, and go around 4 people once, maybe 1.5 times. All those folks would be ready for another bowl. With this little do-hicky that one bud lasted 4 people just about 45 mins of toking, and hooooooooooo-wwweeeeee, I have never doubted my ability to drive on weed before. So do the math, that bitch would pay for its self after about 1 months of smoking.
So I drove home and my neigbor greets me with about 2 tons of sushi, and remind me that we had struck a deal. They buy me teh leet sushi dinner, and I smoke them out. Well shit son, I started this kid on smoking, and the girl is a new girlfriend for him and hes talked me up a bit. So my penis takes controll and the testosterone says, "Sure you can handle a few more bowls." Yeah right.
So for the second time in mys toner history I fell asleep and had a wierd dream, only to wake and find out that I wasn't dreaming and that everything in my "dream" had actually transpired, and that I had never actually fallen asleep.
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Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-07-20 20:55:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Vaporizers are oh-so-nice!
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-16 12:57:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Yidele says it best:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1041361734510116853
Submitted by carmex9 (user info) at 2003-07-16 12:12:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yay thc ya vaporizers
I think this posting rocks, but it makes me want to go smoke..oh wait a minute, I can!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 11:49:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I don't condone this type of behavior at all. I don't even take aspirin because drugs of all kids are bad. You pussies are just using this as a crutch to hide because you can't handle the big, outside world.
Do these companies ship to the US?
Submitted by EspoDmouth (user info) at 2003-07-16 07:25:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
vaporizers are great.
+2 for vaporizers. another +2 because im getting stoned after work. =)
peace
espo
P.S. big +2 for weed
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-07-16 02:50:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why but this is the best post ever
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-16 02:12:31 EDT (#)
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The History: Original BC Vaporizers.
History of the BC Vaporizer
1994: 10 Prototype devices were manufactured for the first time. They called it a "Vaporizer".
>>From that site, different Page:<<
1995: The BC Vaporizer was introduced in the Vancouver Sun newspaper;
"It heats up to the point where it doesn't smoke but vaporizes the THC; it re-condenses in your lungs".
1996: The BC Vaporizer was tested by MAPS and NORML's "Marijuana water-pipe and Vaporizer Study" - vol.6.
1997: The BC Vaporizer was in "Marijuana Medical Handbook" by Ed Rosenthal.
1997-98: Unique hand carved versions of the BC Vaporizer on tables at Hemp BC's Cannabis Cafe.
1998: The BC Vaporizer was in The Resonance Project Magazine vol.3 "This is the smallest type unit on the market...the most efficient pipe of this type".
1999: The BC Vaporizer was in Cannabis Culture Magazine vol.17 "as for the respiratory effects of smoking pot...a Vaporizer is the cleanest toke there is..." by Pete Brady.
1999: The BC Vaporizer appeared in 25th Anniversary High Times Magazine.
2002: Introduced the all new BC Vaporizer®.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-16 02:10:41 EDT (#)
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Hey, ask him to flip it over and check if there's a little maple leaf and says "Made in Canada".
They had the inventor on the Canadian National News, looks like a nifty little device; and perfectly legal, as it can be used to vaporize other herbs. (yeah right)
Here's a link to one of the companies:
http://www.medicalmarihuana.ca/vaporizers.html
Submitted by crisko (user info) at 2003-07-16 00:04:53 EDT (#)
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What is a vaporizor? Can you expound a little please. Me intrested.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-15 23:40:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I like to eat my own shit.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-15 22:53:28 EDT (#)
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What about The Royal Teninbaums?
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-07-15 22:15:47 EDT (#)
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i didnt like zoolander
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-15 21:48:48 EDT (#)
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Zoolander is a funny movie.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-07-15 21:47:30 EDT (#)
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"I've never even been to Mt. Vesuvius."
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-15 21:45:35 EDT (#)
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Yeah .. vapourizers are cool.. Ol buckets/gravity bongs never fail to get you realy insanely smashed though..
Submitted by korthrun (user info) at 2003-07-15 21:39:26 EDT (#)
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...So tch has a way lower b...
yes yes its thc, i type for shit