Loki, ninjas are better than pirates. (2798 hits)
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Submitted by David Adventurer (View user info) at 2003-07-16 14:24:40 EDT
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Ninjas are just better than pirates.
The proof? I could kick Johnny Depp's arse any day. Behold my ninjaness.
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-06-01 11:11:10 EDT (#)
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Hello, Gordon.
Submitted by PropaGumby (user info) at 2003-11-23 15:41:14 EST (#)
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ur gay doods lol Fagmouth
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-24 12:32:05 EDT (#)
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I gave you volumes to work with here: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105905532984344939
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-24 12:25:19 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I like you, despite the feminist stuff :-)
xxx bye
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-24 12:17:54 EDT (#)
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Are you willing to admit yet that despite your best efforts to the contrary, you like me?
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-24 11:53:35 EDT (#)
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Yes I know this is about you thinking you can convert Johnny, but you can't. And ninjas are so badass they're sexy. They beat pirates on all counts.
Anyway, this is silly. On to the next website that I spend too much time on for a couple of weeks!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-24 10:08:32 EDT (#)
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You ASSUME that the ninja - pirate thing is about how is the bigger bad ass. You are incorrect in that assumption. The question is, who is hotter this ninja character here or this guy: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1058322006946625530
Submitted by DjSilky (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:54:25 EDT (#)
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guns even....
Submitted by DjSilky (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:53:52 EDT (#)
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Just so you know.....There is no way a pirate could take a ninja! Pirates have funs? Fuck that, the ninja will do like 19 backflips out of a tree that the pirate didn't even see and then hit him in the nuts with a poison dart before he even hits the ground. Booooya!
Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-07-21 05:18:13 EDT (#)
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i think we can all agree on that
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-21 04:25:29 EDT (#)
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Shut up, pirates lose.
Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-07-21 03:03:31 EDT (#)
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no, saohlin monks are pretty much like shaolin monks. ninjas are totaly diferent
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-20 15:49:40 EDT (#)
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Shaolin monks are pretty much like ninjas so pirates lose.
Submitted by NinjaStep (user info) at 2003-07-20 15:28:30 EDT (#)
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the order of ass kicking is
EVERYONE is wrong, shaolin monks are the best, they can punch through 4 inches of stone, ballence on top of a spear with their chest withut geting hurt, deflect arrows, and other crazy shit. they are definately better than pirates because they defeated a bunch of pirates a long time ago with only sticks! have you seen shaolin temple? they also beat soccer players (watch shaolin soccer when it comes out)
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 16:34:20 EDT (#)
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Too bad because there is so much to work with on monkey's new post.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:42:59 EDT (#)
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Well, I don't want to see a pic of you anyway. <raspberry/>
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:37:20 EDT (#)
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You are not going to sweet talk me into posting another picture with that attitude.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:28:35 EDT (#)
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I can barely see you on the last two pix and you know what I think about the first one.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 11:49:08 EDT (#)
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Here's some more ammo for you David:
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Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-17 23:52:19 EDT (#)
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And another thing Dave
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1057942437636920262#97231
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-17 23:50:21 EDT (#)
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David, wtf are you doing up at 4.55am GMT?
I awoke at 3.15am only because last evenings drunkness was repeating on me. Now I get to see the dawn (which should be a cause for 'yay') but it's well cloudy outside.
I feel like going into the middle of street and spinning around with outstretched arms, welcoming the day in.
I must still be drunk.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-17 23:36:39 EDT (#)
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OK, OK, OK, pirates or cyborgs or zombies or whatever are better.
I was only trying to win Loki's heart from Johnny Depp's clutches, but now that I've seen her photo, Johnny can have her, pending a serious make-over and the burning of shapeless blouses and skirts.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-17 23:29:45 EDT (#)
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You're all wrong, cyborgs kick pirate and ninja arse.
YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by holyturnip <pufdrgn1.at.aol.com> at 2003-07-17 17:18:05 EDT (#)
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Pirates took over North America. You don't see ninjas doing that shit, they're all about honor and service to the clan. Also in the Illuminatus Trilogy pirates had a submarine and magic and death rays, and ninjas just had sad, sad faces.
Submitted by YoungMan335 (user info) at 2003-07-17 14:19:09 EDT (#)
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Whoa, whoa, WHOA!!! What is this that I'm reading? Have most of you lost your damn minds? Sure, ninja's are sweet, but if they would act like REAL men and stoped hiding like pussies, they would get their asses kicked two ways to Sunday. Besides...I'm not gay, but that Depp guy makes a pretty pirate.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-17 14:04:46 EDT (#)
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That's not a skirt, that's a hakama. Real martial artists wear Tokaido in solid white, or maybe Toya but mostly Tokaido.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-17 13:24:59 EDT (#)
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Why is that when I read your comments I have déjà vu ?
Anyway, we get to wear skirts: http://www.aikido-world.com/archives/News%20Archive/pictures/aikido59c.JPG
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:50:29 EDT (#)
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You're jealous that I can wear a skirt in public.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:38:10 EDT (#)
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Pirates don't accessorise well: they're garish and camp. Patches are so last week.
Black is always in fashion.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:33:04 EDT (#)
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We don't even need to kill the rest.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:30:53 EDT (#)
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Bah. Ninjas swim like fish up to pirate ships at night, shinny up the mast like squirrels, cut down the Jolly Roger, slide into the captain's cabin like cats and garrotte him with it like badass ninjas.
All without his equally eyeliner-wearing cabinboy noticing until dawn.
Submitted by GBailey (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:30:35 EDT (#)
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Upon reading this post, I began to weigh the Pro's and Con's of both being a pirate and a ninja. Ninjas are badass, but only in "stealthmode" at night when it is easier to sneak around. Pirates are badass 24/7, kicking much ass whether it is light or dark out, on land or at sea. Ninjas have badass swords and other objects not requiring gunpowder they use to bring a quick demise to their enemies. Pirates have big swords and cannons and guns. Ninjas rarely roll more than 2 or 3 deep. Pirates have a whole fucking ship full of crazy SOB's ready to kick ass at the drop of a hat. Despite all the above comparisons, which really could go either way depending on your style of asskicking, one thing still, in my eyes, puts pirates above the rest: They never leave without some kind of booty.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:12:35 EDT (#)
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Pirates are cool because not only do they have their own flags, but they accessorize better.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-17 10:09:21 EDT (#)
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So we've won.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2003-07-17 04:44:46 EDT (#)
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Flap, the ninjas wouldn't be in a boat, they would use their super fast, super stealth skills to undo the ship and take everything right under the feet of the pirates, literally.
Submitted by Flapjacksupreme (user info) at 2003-07-17 04:35:06 EDT (#)
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Ninjas would chop up Nazis for moral reasons.
Pirates would chop up Nazis to steal their gold.
I still say Pirates are better. Here's why:
Q: How many pirates, drunk off their ass; does it take to fire one of many cannons on their ship? Furthermore, how many cannon balls would it take to sink some lame little Ninja Sailboat build out of rice and bamboo? Finally, how many times would the drunken pirates stab and shoot the exhausted, soaking wet Ninjas that they hauled up out of the water after sinking the rice-boat; before the pirates could tie and gag the Ninjas before making them walk the plank?
Still a funny picture.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-17 04:14:51 EDT (#)
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Well said, Istaros.
Maven, hey, I'm only doing it to win a girl from Johnny Depp.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-07-17 01:29:12 EDT (#)
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I apologize, that was some fucked up "English" back there...
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2003-07-16 21:22:54 EDT (#)
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"Pirates are better, you only see Ninjas(geeks)with glasses."
Interesting you'd bring that up... You know why pirates wore earrings? To improve their vision.
In other words, pirates WOULD have worn glasses if they hadn't been dumb enough to alleviate themselves of their homoerotic fantasies in a slightly more effective manner.
Submitted by Maven (user info) at 2003-07-16 21:06:52 EDT (#)
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Yeah, the whole real ulitmate power site was cool, but every 28 year old loser is re-doing the "ninjas are totattttlyyy sweet dudes!" way too much. Grow up. -2 for being lame.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 17:32:19 EDT (#)
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Sun is fine but you have more fun at night with a ninja.
Anyway, check out our martial-art skills: Http://www.XiaoXiaoMovie.com
Any pirate's eyeliner would soon smudged up his forehead along with his nose.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2003-07-16 17:31:47 EDT (#)
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here's a detailed explaination of why pirates are the best-
http://collegehumor.com/
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-16 17:26:08 EDT (#)
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here we go .....
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 17:21:54 EDT (#)
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You yourself have just made the link.
Nazis were German nationalists and Zionists are Jewish nationalists. This is exactly my point, plus the fact that their methods were similar. Your argument is basically that Jews aren't German so they can't be nazis. I was taking a slightly deeper look at the matter.
Why are you talking about this on a thread about pirates and ninjas? Are you lost?
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1058229317144428018
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-16 17:20:44 EDT (#)
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http://www.wzo.org.il/en/
Would Noah have been a Jewish Pirate?
Submitted by yidele (user info) at 2003-07-16 17:08:05 EDT (#)
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Actually, calling Zionists Nazi is like calling a fish a bicicle - there is no relation between the two terms, except in the fevered imaginations of indoctrinated xenophobes. Nazi were German National socialists. Zionists are Jewish nationalists.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:55:18 EDT (#)
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because I can't drink rum, not since "the incident"
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:54:34 EDT (#)
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Ninja's are sneaky little bastards that live in cold climates whereas pirates are in the Caribbean. Ah sun, fun, and margaritas.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:53:19 EDT (#)
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I r like the new guy.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:30:39 EDT (#)
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We've already established your cutlasses are inferior to our katanas, which are indeed curved, Loki (look at the damn picture), but subtly so. Just enough to hit the spot, whereas Johnny's weapon is freakily curved.
And rum is for wusses who mix it with coke. Real men drink sake.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:27:39 EDT (#)
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"Calling Zionists Nazis is the equivalent of calling a black man a "plantation slave owner who hates niggers" only much worse."
That's even sillier than saying pirates are better.
You're wrong. Calling Zionists nazis is like calling a man-hating feminist a sexist. It breaks the popular conception of the sex/race of the person criticised, but any sensible person can see the point being made.
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:27:32 EDT (#)
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Bah! Give me a cutlass, a quarter barrel of rum, and a fine lass any day and I'll kick your ninja ass from here back to Tokyo. Arrrgh!
I think spewing up the chicken soup I had for lunch had a detrimental effect on my ability to reason.
Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:23:04 EDT (#)
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"You look like mush mouth from Fat Albert.
No, no put it on. You look fuckin scary man."
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:22:10 EDT (#)
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The debate of ninja weapons.
NERDS!!!!!!
*chopstick to the eye*
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:21:06 EDT (#)
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BUT ninja katanas are straight and not curvy like
oh jeez that has real potential to digress badly
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:20:35 EDT (#)
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Ninjas rarely used katanas, the typical ninja weapon of choice was a wakizashi or a tanto. Katanas were just impractical.
In my opinion the only reason ninjas would ever pick on a pirate is because there's no one cooler in town to fuck with besides the pirate. It's classic dick envy.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:20:32 EDT (#)
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Calling Zionists Nazis is the equivalent of calling a black man a "plantation slave owner who hates niggers" only much worse.
So I will continue to interpret your statements as anti-Semitic all I want. And getting technical on who is or is not semitic is irrelevant. Anti-semitism means what it means and everyone knows it.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:16:31 EDT (#)
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We have them too:
http://lemleys.com/ninjakatana.html
http://www.knifezone.ca/Unitedcutlery/NINJA1.htm
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 16:07:52 EDT (#)
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I have a tattoo and I can change him, I'm just sure of it.
Tech-nic-ally isn't a katana a samurai sword?
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:59:26 EDT (#)
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.... they wear patches instead, because ninjas gouge their eyes out with one dexterous flick of the katana.
And talking about eyes, pirates wear eyeliner, which means Johnny boy wouldn't actually want to touch you, Loki; he spends way too much time on boats with guys with tattoos and body odour problems and no women. Pirates suck, and swallow too. Ninjas are the only ones able to satisfy the ladies with their nocturnal skills, sliding agilely in where others fail to penetrate.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:54:49 EDT (#)
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"I don't care if he wears eyeliner I still want to walk his plank. "
Hahahahahaha, great inuendo.
+2 because loki made me laugh today.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:52:38 EDT (#)
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I don't care if he wears eyeliner I still want to walk his plank.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:46:20 EDT (#)
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Pirates don't wear glasses because all the ninjas broke them in the school playground.
Submitted by Snipa (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:43:49 EDT (#)
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Pirates are better, you only see Ninjas(geeks)with glasses.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:36:26 EDT (#)
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We ninjas chop up nazis and anti-semite is a misnomer because both ethnic Jews and Arabs are Semitic peoples. And in any case, other races and religions don't need a special word for the people who discriminate against them: the word "racist" already does the job perfectly well. So forget anti-Semitism: either the person in question is racist in which case say "racist", or the person in question has just disgreed with a Jew, in which case no name-calling is necessary.
I repeat, we ninjas chop up nazis much more effectively than pirates.
Katanas and cutlasses. Which have the cooler, subtler curve? Which are longer and more virile?
I rest my case.
Plus Johnny Depp wears eyeliner.
Submitted by Cicciro (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:31:35 EDT (#)
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Pirates don't kick ass, they blow the shit out of ass.
Pirates have guns, and before a ninja even gets close enough, he's got 15 rounds in his face, and thats starting to hurt. Then the pirate places you head first into a cannon, and blasts your body with the ball. Ninjas are fucked vs. pirates.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:30:42 EDT (#)
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Are anti-semites better than nazis? You make the call.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:25:24 EDT (#)
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Look, it's a real katana and I'm a real ninja, OK??
And Depp sucks in a bad way. Ninjas suck in a sexually skilful way.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:20:39 EDT (#)
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Awa wi ye, ye undichtit unbekent ugsome urf.
sincerely
wee Jock McSprock
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:19:10 EDT (#)
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DJMattB241 - Don't ever say **pirates suck** when I'm thinking about Johnny Depp. It just gets me too excited.
Is that a katana or a bokken? It looks like a bokken to me.
Oh sweet jesus no, I just heard "it's too big, it won't come out" coming from the next cube. I'm pretty sure she was talking about some print job that the printer doesn't have enough memory to spool, but since we're all 13 today hehehehe "it's too big, it won't come out" hehehehe
Submitted by LondonBroil (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:13:27 EDT (#)
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I'm sure most of you have probably seen this already, but it seemed like a good spot for it.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
If it says it on the world wide web, it must be true! Case closed, ninjas win.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:12:14 EDT (#)
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tonight on 20/20 with Barbra Walters- The question of the ages: Whats better, Pirates or Ninjas?
Conan obrien should do a skit.
Ninjas rule.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:11:07 EDT (#)
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Ah, but you fail to mention that not only would we chop up some serious pirate bottom, but we are also sexier than Johnny Depp. See that katana in my hand? Isn't it suggestive?
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-07-16 15:08:06 EDT (#)
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there is no defense for saying that pirates are better than ninjas.
ninjas obviously rule.
i asked all my friends this, and most of them said ninjas.
there were a couple females that said pirates. i probed to ask why.
they responded with: orlando bloom and johnny depp played pirates in that one movie.
so in other words, pirates suck, but youre mentally 12 so you cant get over "hot guys" enough to realise that ninjas would kill pirates all over the room.
haha here i am calling them 12 while we debate the ninja vs pirate battle
Submitted by BerZerK (user info) at 2003-07-16 14:52:27 EDT (#)
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Are we still debating the pirates vs. ninjas thing?
Hmm..
I'd have to see them fight to really decide.
-BerZ
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-16 14:50:19 EDT (#)
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Despite the clear and present danger to piratehood everywhere, pirates are still better then ninjas.
Submitted by Pacifist248 (user info) at 2003-07-16 14:35:59 EDT (#)
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Ninjas = pimp.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-16 14:29:32 EDT (#)
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Ok this is funny. Of course now everyone here thinks I've completely lost it because I started laughing and even seeing it did not clear up for them why.