Cave Feminam (483 hits)
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Submitted by <Barid_Bel_Medar.at.excite.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-18 09:31:33 EDT
A good friend of mine(let's call him Jeff) is the wierdest fucker I have ever know. He's a combination of redneck/whigger/computer nerd. It is an amazing combination. A while back he was really into chatting online with people, and sometimes just random people. One night he started talking with a girl who lived in the same city, about 10 minutes away. They seemed to hit it off and talked online for a few weeks, then finally decided to meet.
The very first night they met, this girl(let's call her Sally) invited Jeff over to a small party a friend was having. It was the usual college stuff 15+ people with lots of booze, and minors getting trashed. After drinking for a while a few of them decided to watch a movie. Jeff and Sally sat on a couch, under a blanket and continued drinking(they were not drunk). A little ways into the movie Sally proceeds to duck her head under the blanket and give Jeff a BJ.....apparently while no one else noticed, or at least everyone else pretended not to notice. Sally ended up going home later, with a promise they'd meet again in a few days.
Jeff and Sally started going out like a regular couple, and seemed ok together. They went to movies, dinner, all the usual date stuff including fucking all the time. After a while Sally started acting weird, so Jeff dumped her. Sally then went psycho. She called 10-15 times a day and would come by Jeff's house all the time trying to see him. Jeff just tried to stay away from her and told his roommates to not let the bitch in the door.
After a week or so Jeff got an email from Sally, saying "I'm pregnant. I need $1300 for an abortion." Jeff, being the stand-up guy he is, cut her a check and figured the bitch would finally go away. A few days later he found out that the local abortion clinic charged at most $400. He talked to Sally, and she confessed that she was never pregnant, and had needed the money to pay back a loan her old boyfriend had given her. Jeff ended up having to take her to small claims court to get the money back.
Moral of the story is: The internet is evil. The only women you should meet online are the ones that need your credit card number.
Women are the devil.
User Reviews
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-07-18 12:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i see where youre coming from.
and im a generally nice guy, so +2 for the hell of it.
but i disagree. ive talked to a couple people online, especially from this site, that seem quite cool. we may meet in "real life" we may not. either way, im pretty good at seeing the little red flags go up. you know the "wolf in sheeps clothing" kinda thing?... or more specifically the "psycho in hot chicks clothing" kinda thing?
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-18 12:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Nothing terminates a relationship like small claims court. Haha.
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-07-18 11:35:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I got mad once when a bitch asked me to pay for the morning after pill and pregnancy test, as if it were my fault alone the condom broke. After it broke she said something to the effect of : if you gave me any sort of disease I'll kill you, (she was unmedicated bipolar yikes) and had the audacity the next day to pay. No, it was't about the measly 50 clams, it was that she would even expect me to want to even talk to her after the statement she made. What a cunt
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-07-18 11:06:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
like my man said'.. there is a sucker born every day.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-18 10:32:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WTF? He actually has $1300 lying around to casually give to evil bitches who ask for it? Rich fuck. Anyway, why didn't just just buy her a knitting needle, and jab her in the eye with it when she admitted she wasn't even pregnant?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 10:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
There's a sucker born every minute.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-18 10:18:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That guy is real stoopid
She gave him head the first time they met and he let her go
Pft
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-07-18 10:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What a fucking idiot!
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-18 09:37:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Woman ARE evil. Jeff IS an idiot. Therefore he deserves what he got.