Stop Posting Bullshit (953 hits)
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Submitted by Brandon Fabish <brandino_the_great.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-18 13:33:20 EDT
Before I get down to the point I'll say this post is a "complain post" so stop reading it right now. This is your warning to just go ahead, click 'Home', and just read somebody else's post because this will not inspire you. It will not make you laugh, and you sure as hell will not agree with me.
Lately an abundance of people seem to be newer to the site and are posting like it's nobody's business, which ironically, it's all of our business, and if it isn't we'll fuckin' make it ours. Well, the majority of the posts have blown bigger balls than Anna Nicole Smith's fat titties and it pisses me off.
Oh, I can handle a bad post, a shitty one, and even an ignorant one, all in a single sitting. But it is becoming re-Goddamn-diculous. Some of the "newcomers" are even getting pissed at other people who have been posting here for quite some time, just because they seem to be more popular, or because they disagreed with them, or mostly because they had their asses handed to them on a platter with french fried potatoes.
While most of this probably doesn't concern you, it concerns me because of one reason: Me enjoying this site. I've had a better time reading posts and comments than R. Kelly would have had fucking one of the Hanson girls. It's discouraging reading post after post and having to rank them all -2's. I've given up on ranking them how I see them now. I just rank them by the phrases next to the numbers. Basically giving all of the posts that don't deserve a cum-infested anal-wart one hell of a curve and that results in a 0 rather than a negative number.
Most of the topics have been hit at least twenty times but they keep coming up. Albeit they are new, but I wish Razor's post about the search function: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1057939132665213362 because I don't give a fuck about pirates or ninjas anymore.
Ending this on a hasty note, this post deserves nothing but what people take it for. I'm adding to the clutter of useless shit. Look I can do it too. No one's job is to entertain anyone, but if you're going to start a post, why not ask a few fucking questions first, such as:
1. Will people enjoy reading this?
2. Does any of this make sense?
3. Will this piss so many people off that I'll become a 1000 hit wonder?
4. Why would I make a post about my day and how shitty it's going?
5. Will writing this post inspire people, make them laugh, or just piss them off?
*Note: I did not ask nor answer any of these questions before writing this. I did however casually manage to write another post that will gain no more than 112 hits.
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Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-20 01:35:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you make great replies.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-18 17:40:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Smax, who the fuck are you? Me directing something towards you? HAHAHA...
Oh, and why would I be busting on Murphy? His posts are some of the best.
I apologize for this. Shall we call it venting? Nah, me neither.
Submitted by Habitat (user info) at 2003-07-18 15:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You take things too seriously.
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-07-18 15:12:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in. Let me get a net connection, buy a damn copy of QIII, practise a bit, and WE'RE ON. I'll waste all your asses, railgun or no, any map.
Fuckers.
Submitted by Smax (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:54:07 EDT (#)
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this post is probably at least partially directed at me, and all I can say is I couldn't agree more, so I will keep the bullshit coming...hahahhaha!
also, loki...any publicity is good publicity, so eat it up while you can...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:28:03 EDT (#)
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All the new people want to be/do/ or get attention from me.
good one ass monkey
Submitted by acrog (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:27:26 EDT (#)
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hahahaah
+2 for the unsalted chimp
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:18:53 EDT (#)
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I wasn't busting on you directly nimrod.
The funny thing is that now 'dumbass+post' puts you at the top of list.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:12:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
murphy rules, leave him alone.
murphy and i could kick your sorry asses in Q3 any day of the week
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:07:47 EDT (#)
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Nope, I really haven't had anything intelligent to say in a long time.
I was tempted to go on a rave about my Vegas trip, but I stopped just shy of hitting submit because I knew if I posted it Fabish would be upset.
Sorry man, can't suck your dick right now.
Cheers.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:56:46 EDT (#)
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Lowsaltmonkey, I didn't find a post that matched mine when I searched - post+something+good+dumbass. Go figure...
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:56:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been trying.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:53:38 EDT (#)
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this sounds familiar ....
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:47:40 EDT (#)
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You don't have to have anything intelligent to say Turvey, just look at the posts from yesterday...
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:46:25 EDT (#)
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I want to have an "I'm better then Murphy from Übersite at Quake 3 LAN party."
I shall call it:
Überfrag: The Railing of Murphy
I have nothing intelligent to say and currently am in a slump, so I haven't clicked submit in a while...
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:43:57 EDT (#)
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Oh did I forget to mention that Murphy? Seriously, I meant to add something that said, "This isn't helping out a problem, only contributing, but I'm a hypocritic asshole so I felt the need to anyway."
I understand what you're saying man, but all of this shit sucks. They post a picture tell a story that is stupid, and post it...
Submitted by Murphy1844 (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:41:12 EDT (#)
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Maybe you and Kaelic can get together and throw a fascist party. Seriously-- it bothers me when people try to tell other people what to do. And this certainly does not help to remedy this 'problem' that you see-- only contributes.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:38:02 EDT (#)
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Hey David, the dick in your ass feels better coming out, huh?
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:36:17 EDT (#)
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Ninjas are better.