Loki, spawn of Satan (1211 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.73 on 22 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by David Adventurer (View user info) at 2003-07-18 13:34:25 EDT
I've found evidence proving that in all debates I'm right and Loki is just wrong and evil.
She is the spawn of Satan.
Look closely at the photographic proof. At first sight, she looks like the negative for my photo but with bigger lapels, until you notice the DEEPLY EVIL LOOK!! Those aren't teeth, they are FANGS. They are also a few other subtle demonic indicators.
(If you aren't amused, shut up and go to http://www.jokes.com)
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Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-19 08:22:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall win.
-Heimdall
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2003-07-19 08:16:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1055484008534222521
she is not the spawn of satan, click here to be in the loki know.
funny pic.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-19 07:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Loki, I don't think so, 'girlfriend':
http://www.movieboard.co.uk/images/littlelady.jpg
I was the cutest, ME ME ME!!! Muwahahahaha!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 21:38:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Admit it David, you don't want to but you just can't help but like me.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 15:44:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Otter, she wasn't 7 was she?
Submitted by Otter (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll admit Loki is one of my top three favorite Über users, but this was funny.
Loki, although you are an atractive young lady now, that picture looks almost exactly like the stupidfatuglypsychocuntbitchwhorepig I used to live with.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:32:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
YIKES.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:31:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sodium -
those people are not my family. They are friends of mine that I go to burningman with.
Do you have a point?
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:16:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you see this one?
http://www.jordansplace.net/scrapbook/assorted/me_blueman.jpg
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:15:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I told you that I deferred to his hippieness. Glam's people are pranksters.
I'm even cuter than your ass monkey.
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-18 14:11:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
glam_daddy -
I've got one thing to say.
EVERYONE LOOK!!!
http://www.jordansplace.net/burningman/bm2002/ods/family.jpg
If that's your family that is really frightening.
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:59:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
DAVID ADVENTURER:
I have 1 thing to say to you chumpy...
http://www.jordansplace.net/resembles.jpg
Good times....
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:56:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Incubus!!!!
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Goddamn I was a cute kid. I think I'm cuter than both of you, plus PAS and Loren. In fact I'm pretty sure that I was the cutest kid in all of uber.
There is so much love on here today that I feel all warm and fuzzy.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:52:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by lowsodiummonkey (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:51:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahahaha...
Submitted by turveytopsy (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:48:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm sure you both are jealous of me wearing lederhosen.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=105537052488599352
(shameless self promotion)
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:47:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It is true that in that pic I look like more of a girl than you.
Submitted by DavidAdventurer (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:46:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She's just a character.
Shit, I put "they" instead of "there".
Submitted by d_d (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:46:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
she does look evil
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:45:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Even as a kid you were jealous that I could wear skirts.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-18 13:41:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What is your obsession with Loki?