Last Night (525 hits)
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Submitted by Meat <blanchfor.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-07-20 03:03:24 EDT
Man last night I had a dream I could fly and it was wild as hell. Well, it was about as wild as I think hell is, that is if that Satan guy is keeping up to his reputation down there. I was flying in the sky (that's usually where you fly at) when I started falling because I was having doubts, I was telling my self that it wasn't rational to be able to fly like I was... flying. Then I remember I had a magical japanese 500 yen coin in my pocket which supposedly gave me the power to fly. I've never thought about a magical 500 yen coin before but for some reason in that damn spetacular dream it made perfect sense.
After I was flying around and whatnot I drifted into another dream where I was awake, and all of a sudden the super bad-ass flying coin made no sense to me. I decided that mind over matter was the trick to flying and I tried to meditate my way into levitation. It worked... somewhat until my aunt and uncle busted in the room and told to wake up because I was making all kinds of noise. I lifted my head to tell them something - I don't know what when I opened my eyes to see an empty room in my peripherial vision and a closed door in my direct line of sight. Then I realized the air matteress I was sleeping on didn't have anymore air in it so I cursed the Lord himself as I layed on the now flat mattress with the hard, cold, wooden floor beneath it. Then I woke up and drank some coffee.
After that I went and saw 28 days later, which brings about an important question, the same question I had about the resident evil series of games and movies:
Why do the zombie-type fuckers only prefer the perfect, "normal" living human? If they're so damn stupid and animalistic, shouldn't they just go after each other? Oh yeah, if they did that it wouldn't make for scary. Or maybe they do that just to make curious people like me type a paragraph of bullshit. Who knows...
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Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-07-21 19:54:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I'll have what he's having.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-20 11:07:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Cool dream, maybe you shoulda signed on to scrub toilets for the Air Force, huh? Nice to see you back.
Ditto what PAS said. Heavy on the idiot.
Michelle
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-20 10:52:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All these newbies are IDIOTS Derek, like Idiot Savants without the Savant.
Nice to see you posting again. I've had levitating dreams too.
I have so many vivid, in colour, dreams. Dreams rule.
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-07-20 10:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
misleading title...
thx
Submitted by qmakowski (user info) at 2003-07-20 09:24:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i dont post my dreams, so you dont post yours