Your President Is A Retard (1210 hits)
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Submitted by Jed Fleury <jed_fleury.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-20 10:14:08 EDT
Ok, I know it doesn't really come as a shocker here: but your president is a retard, and, at this point I must apologize to all the mentally handicapped out there who I may offend camparing them to G.W.
Last year, the president came to Canada for the Kananaski G8 Summit, and upon leaving, the 8 leaders were givien (as is traditionally done) a gift from our Prime Minister (a close 2nd to the most retarded leader of today). Each leader received a pen holder, pen and a decorative leaflet from our good leader and, afterwards, when asked his opinion on his gift, GW admitted he didn't know where he had put it and mentioned he has 'lots of pens' giving a small grin. The reason he was grinnning was that he thought the gift was a cheap one, and immediately sent it off to the State Department who described it as near-worthless bauble. Described as the cheapest gift to the president from another country since the king of morroco gave GW a $3 can of fish. The State Department valued the pen set as '$20'. This guy's such an idiot, he (or the SD didnt even read the certificate that came with it. (maybe they could't read it? I digress...)
If they had they would have seen that the pens were actually one of a kind: The pen holder was carved from one of the oldest fssils ever found in the world, a 70 million year old plasiosaur, inlaid with Canadian Maple and 24 carat gold. The pen itself was estimated at approx. $800, a far cry from the million dollar oil painting donated by the Arabian Ambassador of Saudi Arabia, but definitely not a 'cheapskate' gift as was quoted in US news reports.
Through all the hands that this gift exchanged, not one person actually 'read' the certificate that came with the pen. I wonder if it was a matter of ignorance or illiteracy. Either way your president is a retard.
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Submitted by strangeparadox (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:47:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Idliketobuytheworldacoke <claumen.at.csf.edu> at 2004-01-08 01:34:45 (#)
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GW? It's George Bush, that would make him GB, you fuckwit
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Have you been living in a cave on mars with your fingers in your ears? or do you just NEVER pay attention to ANYTHING that has EVER been said about the president. his name is George W. Bush....hence people calling him GW. Lots of people call him that, you FUCKWIT
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:28:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:04:47 (#)
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Oh, and I'm British, by the way.
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Really, MartYn? Never would have guessed.
Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:25:09 EDT (#)
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there's BLACK people in canada?!!?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:18:46 EDT (#)
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The pen holder was carved from one of the oldest fssils ever found in the world, a 70 million year old plasiosaur, inlaid with Canadian Maple and 24 carat gold.
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Well, that settles it. I guess Canadians DO have more good taste than Americans.
Fuck that. I'll take an Elvis on velvet over one of your dinopens any day.
Submitted by Supreme_Overlord (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:18:21 EDT (#)
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I love it. Some backwoods dope from the least significant country in North America is going to weigh in on the most powerful man in the world. Guess what Canada, we'll call you when you really matter. In the meantime, you just keep those mounties checking for all those illegal cheese shipments and we'll do all the heavy lifting on this continent, as ususal.
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More gold from domenad! When you are done molesting farm animals maybe you can get a real education!
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:15:25 EDT (#)
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theres more poverty in canada than in the states. or is it unemployment and homelessness? one of those.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:14:55 EDT (#)
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Awww sheeeit. Georgy's at it agin.
It's best to jus ignore him when he's actin up, an such.
Hell, he started a war and we jus ignored that.
It's when him an ol Dick start gettin pissed that we gotta put him back in the 'hole'.
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2004-09-29 18:04:47 EDT (#)
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Why the hell does he need a pressie every time he goes on holiday anyway?
Oh, and by the way, American person - 1 in 8 Americans live in poverty - I wouldn't say they had the highest standard of living in the world, would you?
Canada has one the best human rights, environmental and social records of any country. The Americans are just jelous that their neighbours have discovered civilisation before they have.
Stupid thing to do with a fossil though.
Oh, and I'm British, by the way.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:41:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-08 21:12:27 (#)
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I love it. Some backwoods dope from the least significant country in North America is going to weigh in on the most powerful man in the world. Guess what Canada, we'll call you when you really matter.
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aren't we arrogant? most people that support Bush sound exactly like this and it is scary as hell.
haha, i just thought of something funny. Lisa gave me a pen as a gift and it's sitting here right next to me. i use it all the time. i love it and it's not even an $800 pen. check it out- http://www.cross.com/catalog/pendetail.aspx?cat_name=Morph+Pens&nav_name=Morph+Pens&tech=Multi-Function&line=Morph&finish=ANAL
Submitted by peyotesands (user info) at 2004-09-29 17:12:21 EDT (#)
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Yes, Dubya is a loser and most of the people on this site are mindless robots that bow down to him and every stupid thing he does and says as their master.
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2004-02-08 22:03:14 EST (#)
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So wait, you all discovered a 70 million year old rarity, an extreme of the entire planet, and the idea that came first to the minds of your country's leaders was "Hey, I bet this would make a great pen"?
A phantom minus a billion because you're fixated on a pen that probably never should exist, but plus two because I agree with the title and for this:
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Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-08-30 11:05:44 (#)
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Yes. Yes he is.
Be glad he didn't choke on it, call it a "weapon of mass destruction" and nuke canada.
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Submitted by ZeroSignal (user info) at 2004-02-08 21:43:30 EST (#)
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that sounds like one kick ass pen
fuck bush
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2004-02-08 21:23:38 EST (#)
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Maybe you should leave calling GW a retard to someone who can spell. He's a retard, but you deflate your argument with shitty typing.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2004-02-08 21:22:14 EST (#)
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You say " our president " like we're all americans
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2004-02-08 21:12:27 EST (#)
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I love it. Some backwoods dope from the least significant country in North America is going to weigh in on the most powerful man in the world. Guess what Canada, we'll call you when you really matter. In the meantime, you just keep those mounties checking for all those illegal cheese shipments and we'll do all the heavy lifting on this continent, as ususal.
Submitted by Hates Bush <hovercraftkid.at.netzero.com> at 2004-02-08 20:53:37 EST (#)
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poop
Submitted by Jambo at 2004-01-08 02:02:40 EST (#)
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Maybe he likes pencils.
And I have nothing against Canada, or most Canadians for that matter...but it's people like you who makes Americans say "Canada SUCKS!" You're calling our President a retard, oh little brother from Canada...Well...Maybe he can't read...or write...or give good speeches...or make his own decisions? And SO WHAT if he had a drug problem, and likes to party? Ok...so he's not the best president ever...But he bitched Al Gore around in 2000!
And at least you know our Presidents name. I couldn't name the Canadian Prime Minister. I blame that on myself though. I just don't care.
It's a fucking pen.
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-08 01:53:20 EST (#)
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wardy, great post man.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2004-01-08 01:46:29 EST (#)
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joeaverage said it pretty damn well, but let me try one more:
you suck. your country sucks. we have the highest standard of living in the world. your prime minister gave what he felt was the most valuable gift he could give because your country sucks so much. he's lucky we're not bombing you guys for being poor fuck ups. go catch sars.
Submitted by Idliketobuytheworldacoke <claumen.at.csf.edu> at 2004-01-08 01:34:45 EST (#)
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GW? It's George Bush, that would make him GB, you fuckwit.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2004-01-08 01:30:24 EST (#)
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He is?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2004-01-08 01:15:14 EST (#)
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Maybe a fucking dork would think a shitty pen and a dinosaur case was a great gift but I wouldn't want to be on his Christmas list. That gift sucks and so does this post. Way to rile up all the pussy liberals on this site with another Bush bashing post. Stay in Canada and stick the pen (and case) up your cold, white Canadian ass.
Submitted by Mynameisdavid (user info) at 2003-08-31 18:48:13 EDT (#)
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The fact is your prime minister is retarded.... (again no offense to the retards...you know who you are)... but he shoulda known better than to give ole georgy boy a sharp object in the first place... were glad he thought it was worthless or he might have swallowed the pointy object.
...your killing independent george!
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-08-31 18:22:40 EDT (#)
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lmao
Submitted by virgil (user info) at 2003-08-30 11:05:44 EDT (#)
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Yes. Yes he is.
Be glad he didn't choke on it, call it a "weapon of mass destruction" and nuke canada.
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-08-30 10:55:01 EDT (#)
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uh-huh
and if someone gave you an azuit you'd probably use it for a door jamb you fuckin moron
jesus theres some stupid fuckers on here
Submitted by SexualWhiteChocolate (user info) at 2003-08-07 07:40:06 EDT (#)
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If I got a pen from some tool and I was the President. I would value it at 20 bucks, then wipe my ass with it.
Submitted by Nobb (user info) at 2003-08-07 07:23:10 EDT (#)
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Hahaha
Oh and Drink, you can't just post one funny picture of another countries leader and say you're better at it. Have you seen how many fucking pictures of Bush are floating around?
Submitted by A_Weasel_named_FUBAR (user info) at 2003-08-07 06:44:18 EDT (#)
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Britains gift to George- a toiletries bag. I think old Tony is trying to tell ya something G.
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-29 22:09:35 EDT (#)
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I have proof that American are funnier and more over the top when it comes to making fun of other countries' leaders:
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1052478036432122810
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-07-21 16:08:06 EDT (#)
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It doesnt save me from whining? nice. try typing a sentence that makes sense in english. oh ya, and a POINT would be good too. Ill let you decide who the retard is.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-07-21 15:31:13 EDT (#)
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The President may be a retard, but that doesn't save you from whining about his ingratitude toward a pen, Retard.
-Bus
Submitted by Rivers_Liebig (user info) at 2003-07-21 15:14:33 EDT (#)
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Shiny indeed. Except he'd complain that it hurt his eyes or something.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2003-07-21 12:01:50 EDT (#)
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canada should have given him a something shiney.
Submitted by Fleury75 (user info) at 2003-07-21 10:33:08 EDT (#)
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lmfao...a picture book hehe
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-21 10:14:26 EDT (#)
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Next time give him a picture book.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2003-07-21 10:07:09 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-07-20 22:50:17 EDT (#)
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Yea, he is. Great story. More proof of stupid... more proof of stupid.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2003-07-20 16:09:12 EDT (#)
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!, Captain obvious strikes again!
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-20 13:18:00 EDT (#)
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I think we are pretty much stuck with him. Unlike the blood relation retards that we can hide in the basement when company comes, this particular retard cannot be disowned. He would probably fall for the ride in the country, but someone might eventually notice that he's missing. I think all we can do is grin and bear it. Just think, the shame and humiliation could be over in 18 months. At the most, we only have to get through the next 5 years or so. Consider it a chance to work off some really bad karma.
Michelle
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-20 11:50:32 EDT (#)
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""All I can say is - Well, yeah he's a retard but he's OUR retard.
Michelle ""
yeah, but can't we disown him or something? take him for "a drive in the country"?
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-20 11:38:37 EDT (#)
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Why on earth did Canada hand Dubbya something that valuable and irreplaceable? You're lucky he didn't pick his teeth with it or use it to scrape out the pesky wax build-up in his ear. Of course, had he tried to do anything like that, chances are he would have ended up poking out his eye.
Damn shame that the gift was disregarded and unappreciated. There is no excuse for bad manners.
All I can say is - Well, yeah he's a retard but he's OUR retard.
Michelle
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-20 11:29:27 EDT (#)
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is this even remotely a surprise?