You Can Call Me... (778 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.09 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Brandon Fabish <brandino_the_great.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-22 00:21:38 EDT
If you're in a good mood and are looking for a short, but funny read, you've come to the right post.
My sister told me this story about when she used to work at a gas station a few years ago. It was in this horribly dirty town where all the people were hillbilly hicks, and drunken rednecks. Most of them didn't have jobs either. Well it's a small town and the poeple that get gas/buy items are what some would call "regulars" but are in fact not regular by any other standard. This guy, his name is Jack, he always buys chew, and/or bologna. He rarely spoke to my sister, except for a few times he made a comment about working hard or hardly working [insert laughter here].
Well one time he comes in, buys the usual, and before he leaves, tell her that his name is Jack. He is completely serious when he says this next part. If you ever see me again, you can just call me, Action Jackson. Then he exits the gas station.
It is probably one of those, you had to have been there stories, or you would have had to know the guy, etc. A story where things need to be more relative to you, the reader, but I was laughing for quite some time. Just take consideration into an illiterate drunk with no job telling you to call him "Action Jackson" the next time you see him, and he's not even joking. Imagine the possibilities of how funny it could be. I imagine an action figure in his image.
GET THIS TOTALLY NEW SUPER HERO NOW!!! His fighting style is all new, and completely remastered by himself. When he's not at home drinking, or eating bologna sandwiches, he's passed out, dreaming of fighting crime. Buy your "Action Jackson" today. He comes with a beer bottle, a pack of cigarettes, and two full size bologna sandwiches. Items aren't sold seperately, and this doll is life sized. For children 2 and under.
Or maybe it's just me...Action Jackson...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
User Reviews
Submitted by JohnWilkesBooth (user info) at 2003-08-09 03:58:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Good try.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:28:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you had to have been there stories
Submitted by theoutstander (user info) at 2003-07-22 12:01:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
It's all in how people look at it. One of the things I like about the Austin Powers movies is that they touch on what a funny thing humor is. (no pun intended) Austin Powers tells these stupid little jokes all movie and everyone laughs their ass off at him. When Dr.Evil tells a joke, everyone just stares at him. It really makes you think.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-22 10:06:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because this was written by someone who is not in high school and for some reason and I can't explain why I thought this was funny. I realize that I amuse easily today, but I've already finished all my work FOR THE WEEK and it's not even time to make the switch from coffee to water yet.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-22 09:57:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Maybe you should call him "Tony Baloney"
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-07-22 08:48:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you're in a good mood and are looking for a short, but funny read, you've come to the right post.
WRONG!
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2003-07-22 02:04:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah, I've got an erection Jackson Doll too, I love the fact that he is life sized. When you blow him up, he has this real big mouth, but I don't think it is for consuming bologna sandwiches.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2003-07-22 01:14:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Can I call you...a dumbass? You're right, the only way I could have enjoyed this story is if I had been there. Shitfaced.
Submitted by seansdementia (user info) at 2003-07-22 00:59:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he ust wanted ass..and in his gay hill billy way he tired and failed
Submitted by AngelGoddess (user info) at 2003-07-22 00:55:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Was I supposed to laugh at any point in this story?
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-22 00:39:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Where have I been for the past 10 years?
Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2003-07-22 00:33:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
action jackson is a trademarked superhero. ive seen a comic of it before, and it was bullshit, but its still copyrighted...