First sign of the Apocalypse. (781 hits)
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Submitted by <naysayer09.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-21 19:25:26 EDT
You have to be kidding me. When will the madness stop.
Selling 7" frozen french fries on ebay for over $200. I've eaten longer before. If only I'd known there was a market for this shit.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2941809297&category=1469
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Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-22 12:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh aight The Man. I just wanted to make sure you werent looking up 8 inch dildos or something like that. Or even worse trying to buy french fries in hopes of saving a few bucks...
+2 goes out to making up for the 0 I gave you before and the fact that yes there is stupidity all over ebay.
Just look at that SVT Type R Contour I posted about last week...
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-22 12:30:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I simply cannot believe this. I have potatoes in my pantry that are the size of a dinner plate. Well, not round and flat like a dinner plate, shaped like a potato still, duh! But seriously, any restaurant around here that serves Idaho nachos(french fries with all the nacho toppings instead of tortilla chips)uses really long thick fries. Order a super stuffed baked potato and the potato will be roughly the size of a football.
Why are these freakishly large potatoes not sold outside of Idaho, you ask? I'm not sure, but I'm going to get to the bottom of it! I will report back with all the dirt I can uncover in what I suspect is a black-market potato ring.
Wish me luck! These potato farmers have been known to be extremely dangerous!
Michelle
Submitted by TheMan (user info) at 2003-07-22 12:04:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha Manfre.
I heard on the radio that someone paid $218 for a 5 3/4 inch french fry, so I had to see if it were true. That led me to this.
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-22 08:18:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wonder if I can sell my 9 inch shits on ebay...
Im giving this a +2 because your brought more ebay stupidity to my attention....
You get a -2 because you had to have been searching for something either 8 inches or french fries on ebay and that disturbs me...
Submitted by squattail (user info) at 2003-07-22 04:32:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Why would you pay 34$ for postage of a piece of potato? Even if it is real big. Anyway, I have seen this scam before, the tape measure is a mini one, the chip is only your average macdonalds frozen fry.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-22 04:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Far out! I may have a golden opportunity here. Way to go Idaho!
Now.... if only I could find a potato field. Must be one around here somewhere....... I'll let you know when I score. I may even cut you in on a finder's fee.
Michelle
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-07-21 21:01:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Strangely enough, "reserve not met"... wonder why...
Submitted by Illegal_Jose (user info) at 2003-07-21 19:50:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit, just get a big ass potato, and just keeping digging around the sides. You'll end up with a 3 foot long curly fry.