Fat People (1370 hits)
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Submitted by Meat <blanchfor.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-07-22 12:53:07 EDT
What the hell is wrong with fat people? They're all fat and shit. Makes me want to puke when I see them. Why do they have to eat all the damn time istead of doing something fun and invigorating like jumping on a pogo stick or some shit like that? Why don't they watch TV and realize that people on TV are a representative of the way everyone is supposed to look. You're supposed to put on boat loads of makeup before you go surfing because that's what they do on MTV and MTV is never wrong, why with the voices of millions of young adult budding geniuses behind them! Why they ought to take all the fat people and just ship 'em to some island where they can eat each other and get even fatter than they are now, even though most of the men and women we think of as beautiful hide behind masks of makeup and fat-loss pills. Shit, that don't matter though because beautiful but fake-as-fuck people are better to look at than a fat walrus who has to hear me bitch everyday about something he/she can't or doesn't want to control. Shit, everyone knows that singling people out and categorizing them is the best way to reach enlightnment, just smile when you are doing it and use nice words and know one will tell you shit no matter how much a fuck-faced bigot you are!
I know fat people ashamed to eat at Subway because the company exploits and singles out overweight people to increase their business! Now that's putting them fatties to work if I've ever seen it.
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Submitted by Blitzen (user info) at 2003-07-29 12:55:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
"all fat and shit"
pure gold
now if you'll excuse me for a moment, i dropped a blueberry on the ground
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-07-29 12:30:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I fail to see the humor.
MaesterMeat, you are a crazy son of a bitch.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-07-28 16:17:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry, but I think I sense some sarcasm here, and I just can't deal with sarcasm.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-07-28 16:06:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
What the hell is wrong with fat people? They're all fat and shit.
i am sorry man.. i just read the first line and just went off.. i read the whole thing and found it quite funny.. good post..
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-22 19:59:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
It's all beautiful, but particularly this bit (after the superb 'mtv is never wrong!')
"Why they ought to take all the fat people and just ship 'em to some island where they can eat each other and get even fatter than they are now, even though most of the men and women we think of as beautiful hide behind masks of makeup and fat-loss pills. Shit, that don't matter though because beautiful but fake-as-fuck people are better to look at than a fat walrus who has to hear me bitch everyday about something he/she can't or doesn't want to control."
Sorry, I take one look at Derek's username and know what he is going to do with that kind of title. That's when it's handy to have a fake username, so that people actually *have* to read your post not just jump to conclusions based on their previous knowledge of you
+2 x infinity for Derek.
-2 to Michelle for being so nice to me.
Joking :p
I love ya Michelle, you're the bees knees!
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-22 17:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn. I love when I get to look like a total fool right after I said that about somebody else.
Look who's the fool now! How 'bout them apples? I suck out loud
Michelle
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-22 17:00:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Derek, There is nothing wrong with this post. It is funny and wickedly slashes through the notions that drones live by. I liked it, and really, that's all that matters.
When I said; "I may just be jumping to conclusions here." I had hoped that remark alone would jar the humor center of their brains. Even when I turned around and acted like they had, they couldn't grasp it. I give up. I don't come here to educate idiots on the finer points of satire and sarcasm. You either get it or you don't, If you don't and end up looking like a total fool, well then Too Fucking Bad!
This post was great. I laughed and I am pretty sure Wendy will see the humor as well. She might call it humOUr 'tho. Should be close enough.
Michelle
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-22 17:00:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Derek, There is nothing wrong with this post. It is funny and wickedly slashes through the notions that drones live by. I liked it, and really, that's all that matters.
When I said; "I may just be jumping to conclusions here." I had hoped that remark alone would jar the humor center of their brains. Even when I turned around and acted like they had, they couldn't grasp it. I give up. I don't come here to educate idiots on the finer points of satire and sarcasm. You either get it or you don't, If you don't and end up looking like a total fool, well then Too Fucking Bad!
This post was great. I laughed and I am pretty sure Wendy will see the humor as well. She might call it humOUr 'tho. Should be close enough.
Michelle
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2003-07-22 15:29:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because you said "fat people are all fat and shit", thats something i would say. awesome.
Submitted by shark25 (user info) at 2003-07-22 15:14:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-1 for it being poorly written and -1 for not being very funny
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 14:52:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i admit it, i got suckered. sorry for the hard time LOL like i said, i didn't catch it and in all honesty i didn't feel like writing a response, hence the redirection to the last review i put up about the whole thing. gaaaah. today has been too long. it is past my bedtime, either that or still too early =(
+2 because i am ever so gullible.
Submitted by gbusman (user info) at 2003-07-22 14:52:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Run-on sentences give me a headache, point or no point.
-Bus
Submitted by hendrixjrr (user info) at 2003-07-22 14:24:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with ugly people, too? They're so ugly.
And where do black people get off being so dark?
+2. MaesterMeat strikes again.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-07-22 14:22:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
And yes Michelle, when PAS listed all those posts with people ranting about fat people I thought I should make my own post.
I became the bigot to try and learn why the bigot is so full of hate. I learned from the stupidity of some uber-users that it is easy to be hated but hard to be respected, which is why bigots are usually worthless people, they are too lazy to work for recoginition.
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-07-22 14:15:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My god. Such stupidity cannot exist on this website can it? Seems like people are more willing to open thier mouths to throw out bullshit rather than sit back and try to learn something.
If you sit here and attack someone because of their thoughts, I presume you see that person as stupid, thus you are attacking stupidity. Since you too are stupid you are inadverntly attacking yourself.
If you do that, you too will fall. Stupid.
Damn, if you can't see the sarcasm... I no longer doubt myself. Thank you.
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-22 14:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh for fuck's sake, I give up.
Yeah, it's probably all true. I can tell just by looking at this post that Derek is an insensitive monster. I don't have to read any more of his writings to make up my mind about his character and intentions. I don't have to know any more about anything to decide that he is a horrible, horrible man. You rotten so-and-so Derek! How dare you make fun of fat people like that? How could you do that TODAY of all days, knowing full well that Wendy (who I thought was your friend) wposted her picture finally and she is sensitive to remarks like this? How could you? Have you no shame?
How do you like being on the receiving end of the rash judgement stick?
Michelle
Submitted by speeddaimon (user info) at 2003-07-22 14:03:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
<sigh> I realize that it was probably a joke, but it wasn't very well written. I just hate reading shit that sounds like a 13 year old wrote it. Not as funny as I hoped.
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-07-22 14:01:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha, people are stupid. It is so true and that disgusts me. I see your point and I agree totally. This is satire people. Audrey, I know you might not have caught the underlying meaning but he is trying to say that society is/can be an ignorant asshole who cares more about the outer beauty than the inner beauty. I thought it was quite funny.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, well, i'm a bit sensitive. so if this was a joke, sorry about that. still not super funny or anything though. i'll give it another plus two to kinda help even it out but i don't think this is gonna matter...it's too mean. sorry =(
Submitted by LUXE (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:36:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well after looking at your e-mail address, I realized you are probably in the Navy. I commend your efforts for defending to good Ole US of A, but only FAGS enlist in the navy. Why else would you be trapped on a boat for 8 months with other men?
I myself perfer the Marine Corps, because we are GOD's chosen few, and we beat the crap out of squids.
As far as your comment on Fat People is concerned..Who's to say after you get out of the military and are not exercising anymore you will not become fat? Then again I have seen many squids still enlisted who are fat bodies.
My point - Fat People need love too!
Submitted by blujnbbyqn (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:34:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Just a thought here folks, But maybe this is FAKE! Maybe the author was representing a wildly exaggerated, but very real, view on the mind set of society's superficial consciousness. I bet this was probably even written as a JOKE! A well timed joke at that. Like he might have had another post and author in mind when he wrote this. I wonder if he could have been trying to help her and others feel better about themselves by displaying such an extreme (pretend) viewpoint on fat people?
I'm probably just jumping to conclusions though.
Michelle
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:30:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
if i ever were to meet you in person i would cut you tiny dick off and shove it up your spunky ass.
you are stupid.
Submitted by Creepo8 (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:29:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:25:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ok, so i'm dense...care to enlighten me? i'll give it a plus two for now, but only cuz i trust you loki.
Submitted by boxboy (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for this alone, "What the hell is wrong with fat people? They're all fat and shit."
Muahahahahahah!
::laughs::
Good times.
Submitted by dasteve (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:19:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
not over mine.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:08:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
ZOOOOM right over everyone's heads
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:06:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i fucking hate people like you.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:05:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:05:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:05:43 EDT (#)
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Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:05:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:05:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:05:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this is what i said to a girl--but i think it applies to you.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1058676511253630283#101080
Submitted by Thanatos (user info) at 2003-07-22 13:04:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1057939132665213362
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1057857331111910593
Submitted by gudspelah (user info) at 2003-07-22 12:58:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Yea that's right, teach those lardass motherfuckers not to eat so much chicken and get off their ass and.......lose weight or something like that.
Submitted by RetardedCrow (user info) at 2003-07-22 12:57:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
normally i really don't care if a post has been said before, but someone just posted shit about fat people the other day... I'm fucking tired.