I demand to be insulted (1742 hits)
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Submitted by Roman The Empire <CheesyG00dness.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-23 09:28:17 EDT
So this is me. A fantastic picture taken on a really shitty ass webcam. I'm really bored and want a thrashing so do your worst amigos.
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Submitted by yesnomaybe <wtfcares.at.whogivesshyat.cum> at 2004-04-07 11:16:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wot hell I got 2 cents....
Submitted by Insanethemind (user info) at 2003-08-18 16:44:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
In this picture, that twister and grey goose *YUM* looks huge! What did you pour in it, a 5th?
Submitted by Nudger (user info) at 2003-08-18 16:39:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hmmm
Submitted by IamMiraculous (user info) at 2003-07-27 10:02:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You see that pencil sharpener in he background? I've got the same one.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-07-26 04:46:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
go away
Submitted by Really_God (user info) at 2003-07-25 21:42:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hmm I dont wanna be really mean but youre asking for it.. You look like a.... COP!!!!! Shit idunno that might be kinda rough... thats prob worse than tart pumpers list but hey, dont take it personally.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-25 14:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If vibrators get filled with water, weed, and are smoked...then sure it's a vibrator if that makes you happy.
Submitted by GenocideTickles (user info) at 2003-07-25 14:20:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
is that a vibrator in your mouth?
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-25 10:39:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Nothing wrong with collecting wee...I'm preparing for when our planet gets so destroyed it begins to look almost like Arrakis from Dune. Then I'll be ahead of the game. The last laugh will be mine, you shall see.
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* HA *cough* *wheeze* ha
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-25 10:30:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA right, I will stop from now. Cheese, you are nice young man.....even though you collect wee.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-25 10:29:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hes gay you know dot
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-25 10:11:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Why thank you Dot.
I feel loved!
::Raises arms in victory::
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2003-07-24 23:08:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cock smoker!
Submitted by dot (user info) at 2003-07-24 22:53:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i think you're sexy
Submitted by glam_daddy (user info) at 2003-07-24 20:30:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
you asenine fart knocking fudge packer. why dont you take your bitch monkey assmaster chump faced self out in traffic to play.
+2 because i have that same over sized martini glass :-D
Submitted by DjSilky (user info) at 2003-07-24 16:32:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I was trying to be an inconsiderate cockhole.....40 minutes blah...who cares, you get muh point. Oh, and is that by any means, hydro? <3 hydro
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-24 14:50:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
If you insult someone learn to count. In my entire reply section I gave a +2 a mere two times, and it was separated by approximately 40 minutes. Your intelligence astounds me beyond belief.
DjSilky I have your new motto: "I am so smart, I am so smart, s-m-r-t, I mean s-m-a-r-t."
Submitted by DjSilky (user info) at 2003-07-24 14:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
- 2 for u giving urslelf a + 2 every 15 minutes
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-24 13:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for me for forgetting to put a +2 on every post I've responded to in the last 4 days.
Hooray for being oblivious.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-24 13:26:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I think I have come to a conclusion...Anybody that posts their mugshot on ubersite is automatically a hershey highway surfer. Seriously though...the only thing I have seen so far is a barrage of gay jokes. Not only that, but they are all the same attempted insult except the words are in a different order. Do all of you use the same Insults For Dummies book or something?
+2 for your incredible lack of originality.
P.S. - Yes, you are all onto me again. I went through four towns and asked all the people "Are you a tart?" just so I could find all the gay people...that is what I do for fun in my spare time when I'm not drinking girlie drinks or pretending to be rebellious. </sarcasm off>
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-24 13:11:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
"Anyhow last four towns I've been in tart = fag"
What were you doing asking people in 4 towns about gay people .... oh
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-24 13:11:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
- 1 for drinking a huge martini glass full of luke warm period blood....ewwwwwww
I like that, that's pretty original, I'll give you a +2 on my post for that one.
Submitted by DjSilky (user info) at 2003-07-24 13:00:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Jeez....what with that "come hither and let me suck on your penis" look in your eyes? Are you that stoned, or do you just have an oral fixation? Looks to me like you enjoy that pipe for more reasons than it is intended.
+ 2 for being a pothead
- 1 for drinking a huge martini glass full of luke warm period blood....ewwwwwww
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-24 11:48:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
At least I got you on the most heated. You pee-collecting ass pirate
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-24 10:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Whose giving up? I actually had work to do just now for a change. Anyhow last four towns I've been in tart = fag, so you use your definition I'll use mine. To each his own. No point in getting in an insult game, I did demand to be insulted so I really have nothing against you. I just wish people would try something other than gay jokes, kinda sad. You've even gotten me to start using them.
*Hangs his head in shame*
For now I'm gonna eat this mushroom and cheese omlette because I need my breakfast.
Maybe I'll troll my way back here in a couple of hours, I really have to finish these help manuals for this goddam software package after I finish eating. Fare-thee-well for now.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-24 10:24:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dont give up on me cheese, you can do better than this. You gay haired man fucker.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-24 10:08:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your an inspector of manholes
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-24 10:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Tart means an 'outgoing woman'. You anal wart with poo on your face and gay hair with a big funnel that you use to collect wee.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:55:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh well does tartpumper come from where you live?
No
So because you want to add new meanings to words doesn't mean that that's what he meant
Dick
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:48:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Well longer than that...I've just used it / heard it used for that long :P
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:47:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
It does where I live, and it has for the last 14 years at least.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:44:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tart doesn't mean fag you retard
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:43:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes...that must be it. But why am I being called gay by someone named tartpumper.
Tart = synonym for fag
Pumper = pumping someone from behind
So let's recap
Tartpumper = A homosexual that enjoys being on the giving end instead of the receiving end in a gay relationship.
Dopobachinya Tovarisch.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:31:04 EDT (#)
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Oh and you look gay as well
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:30:48 EDT (#)
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So lets recap...
You save money by cutting your own hair
Your head is small
You own a large funnel so you can piss into jars to do science experiments
You wipe poo under your nose
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you give yourself a Poo moustache?
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:09:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hrm sorry I would have responded sooner but I was invited to a last minute kegger last night, and now I'm at work again. Enough with the funnel nonsense o.0
Image is dark because my lights were off, it's a shitty camera, AND i have glare behind me from the window. I did mess with the settings Zoid, that's as good as it gets.
I guess you could call it a dirty sanchez, I prefer to call it "too lazy to shave that morning".
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-24 06:38:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Did you save up the money for that giant funnel by cutting your own hair?
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-24 03:46:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Have you got a moley just above your mouth? Or is it a 'Dirty Sanchez'?
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2003-07-24 03:32:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Go away.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2003-07-24 03:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I heard a story today about one of the Hussien brothers that was killed. It seems he carved up one of his fathers bodyguards with an electric carving knife. The question is this:
Did he do your hair too?
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-07-24 02:48:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I LOVE YOU MAN!
Submitted by Zoidberg at 2003-07-24 02:04:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I said work your webcam, not get a better webcam. You can mess with the settings to get pictures that aren't all dark
Submitted by ubernewbie (user info) at 2003-07-24 01:31:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't have anything creative to say...
but I give you a +2 for the hot girl in that picture. Is that your girl? Major props.
PEACE
Submitted by JohnWilkesBooth (user info) at 2003-07-24 00:48:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That's the largest martini i have ever seen.
Submitted by PeopleAreStrange (user info) at 2003-07-23 23:15:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not another one. Insult yourself, that would be entertaining.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 14:59:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Cute, but here are some counter-points for you to ponder.
1) I'm an only child so I have no sister
2) I purposely chose that picture for shits and giggles, I have plenty of standard sober Roman pictures strewn about, but I just bought that new piece and I love that enormous martini glass.
3) I'm not trying to be a rebel, I took that picture on a day when I had a party at my house. (Oh no, I'm drinking and smoking cause I'm having a party...I must be attempting to be rebellious.)
4) How is drinking and smoking being a rebel, practically everyone my age does...would it not be more rebellious then for me not to do either?
5) Of course I masturbate, every man masturbates.
6) How do you conclude I look at fat porn judging from my picture...o that's right, you are unoriginal and like to use very standard insults used by every other person on the planet.
I repeat...TRY AGAIN.
I really expected something more venemous and original from you people as far as insults go, but so far all I'm getting are generic gay jokes from every one of you. I must say I do kind of enjoy them though, because they give me something to make fun of with my buddies while I'm at work.
Submitted by jwlmar10 (user info) at 2003-07-23 14:44:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
WOW, you smoke pot and drink alcohol. You are such a fucking rebel. It's too bad that behind all that is a little pussy bitch that gets beat up by his sister and masturbates 4 times a day to fat porn. That's all that I can infer from your shitty photo.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-23 14:01:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
he is midget compared to his martini glass.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 13:55:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sadly yes it is. In fact my entire body is only four times larger than a martini glass. My entire house, computer, funrniture, and all other odds and ends were specially formatted to my size. I actually live in a birdhouse and am forced to fend off assaults by squirrels as well as other birds looking for food while I play Counter-Strike.
Submitted by Creepo8 (user info) at 2003-07-23 13:45:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
is your head really as small as a martini glass?
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 13:33:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Your intelligence and mathematical skills astound me. Try again.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-07-23 13:31:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
why would i read the replies?
i read the post.
i saw the picture.
you are drinking grapefruit juice out of a pussy cup.
you+grapefruit juice+pussy cup
=
pussy.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 13:29:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you people read any of the replies before you post? Or do you prefer to come across to me as an uneducated, illiterate waste of perfectly good oxygen? To me it seems like you much enjoy the latter. I have probably listed the ingredients of that drink a good 3 times.
Submitted by K.M (user info) at 2003-07-23 13:23:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck are you drinking? grapefruit juice?
pussy.
Submitted by Goosem (user info) at 2003-07-23 13:18:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, nobody told me the Down Syndrome's Anonymous meetings moved here.
Listen to all you cockgobbling faggots and undesirable gutter trash. You silly worthless fuckers pick on someone because he has the SCROTAL FORTITUDE to post his picture in an otherwise hostile and unappealing environment, all the while accepting your crude and NON ORIGINAL flames and dealing with it pretty damn good. +1 for Roman The Empire. -1 for Worthless Mob.
Roman is probably one of the only non nerds on the internet. I dare each and everyone of you teethless Iraqi trash to post your nasty ass mugshot and do what he's doing. Also pray you do not come across me, as I have been known to have absolutely no shame in sadisticly ripping people apart and squirting diarrhea all over their self esteem.
You worthless sacks of liposuction fat have nothing better to do than TROLL all over an internet forum for hours upon hours of your dull and otherwise unappealing lifestyle. Get a life, grow some fucking balls (or ovaries, if that's your thing) and get outside a little. Take some vitamins, eat your vegetables, say your prayers, but whatever you do...
Get a fucking life you insignificant cumstains, quit attacking people who dare to do what none have before him.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 13:01:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
se = see
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 13:00:51 EDT (#)
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It's called perspective...my face is not totally straight, you can't se my whole eyebrow. Try again, I'm still waiting on some decent insults.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-23 12:57:49 EDT (#)
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Has somebody shaved a little bit of your right eyebrow? You big ball of cunt.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-23 12:56:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hock - HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Cheesey - you asked for it!
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 12:56:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
uh oh...more gay jokes..cmon you people can do better than this can't you. And yes my room is indeed shitty and a mess, but I'm rarely ever in there so I really don't give a shit. As for haircut...to each his own, I spend under 5 seconds on my hair every morning, if even that. And please read previous statements...grey goose + red twister = winning combo for getting fucked up, who cares how the drink looks.
Submitted by hockyman (user info) at 2003-07-23 12:51:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Mix your stupid hair cut with your taste for pink drinks and you have one scrawny homo with an ugly room. Slip on a puddle of AIDs and crack your head open.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 12:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You frighten me Zoidberg... Do you have claws like in Futurama, and a shell, because that would be even more frightening.
Also, the webcam works fine. That's as good as the quality gets. I got it from Best Buy...the price on it was a real "steal".
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2003-07-23 12:47:21 EDT (#)
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*shrug* you might be cute, I cant tell.
Learn how to work your webcam and take better pictures.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-23 12:09:34 EDT (#)
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Weirdo
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 11:55:47 EDT (#)
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Yes, I then convert the pee pee into drinkable water that you can buy at your local supermarket. I'm making a fortune off my urine.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-23 11:40:11 EDT (#)
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No its a funnel for collecting your pee pee
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 11:29:56 EDT (#)
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Where do you see a funnel chieftan? That's a giant martini glass. All that's missing is an oversized toothpick and an equally oversized olive. o.0
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-23 11:21:51 EDT (#)
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Do you use that funnel to piss into jars to do science experiments on your piss?
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-23 11:21:27 EDT (#)
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Yeah well someone had to say it... Being with all the gay comments and all. Dildo was bound to come out at some point followed close by with ass...
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2003-07-23 11:18:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like fruity girl drinks, but then again I'm a girl.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 11:14:31 EDT (#)
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I knew I could depend on you to crack an insult that I predicted (or close enough to what I predicted). Thank you Manfre for your creativity :P
Submitted by Manfre (user info) at 2003-07-23 11:05:40 EDT (#)
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I think I see a dildo in there...
Wait no it would be impossible to see something rammed up the ass...
Submitted by Fritolay (user info) at 2003-07-23 10:42:23 EDT (#)
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No.
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2003-07-23 10:32:26 EDT (#)
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weiner
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-23 10:19:15 EDT (#)
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Im too good for that Razor!
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 10:14:34 EDT (#)
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Actually the drink was relatively tasty (and when there is nothing else you have to deal)...Grey Goose and Red Twister go surprisingly well with each other... So does any Vodka and Arizona Iced Tea (My friend called that Desert Heat for some reason). Anyhow back to working on fixing up these help manuals. Working with business software packages sucks, let me tell you.
Submitted by IndianOcean (user info) at 2003-07-23 10:11:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
cool bong.. bad drink..
Submitted by MaesterMeat (user info) at 2003-07-23 10:11:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
You look rather similar to a certain person, that person being myself. Weird shit.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-23 10:03:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehe, If I was a terrible, terrible person I would give you two words. Forwarding, and DEA. But I WOULDN'T, I'm not an asshole and I too, am into the green. I probably shouldn't joke about that, it's kinda shady.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 10:00:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Go ahead, be a terrible person, doesn't bother me o.0
To give you more to make fun of, yes that is a lamp filled with seashells behind me, and that thing next to the pencil sharpener is some kinda musical instrument or something from Australia. No idea what the fuck it is or how to use it (No, i don't use it to pleasure myself...I can see that insult coming at some point in the future).
For some reason I have a poster thing of Canada next to me, but that's ok because pot is pretty much legal there so I have no problems with that country. I don't know, feel fre to spot any other items floating about that you find insulting :P
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:57:35 EDT (#)
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Same Roman that Yidele used to love so much?
You kind of look like me when I was a kid, at least from what i can tell.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:54:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
tartpumper, that is one fantastic list of fag insults.
congratu-fucking-lations.
superb.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:54:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you fucked-up bastard, I could flame you so bad right now...but I'm not a horrible person
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:53:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:50:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
How old are you cosmo?
Are you calling me cosmo, or making fun of the fact that I am too lazy to type the entire name of the drink. My name is Roman and I'm 19.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:51:53 EDT (#)
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What's really funny about this is that tartpumper has that list prepared and ready. Why do I get the feeling that when he's typing replies he just consults that list for commentary>
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:51:36 EDT (#)
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not cosmo, I mean chessy, sorry, I'm up late...
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:50:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
How old are you cosmo?
Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
man, tartpumper pretty much covered the insult territory.........
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:48:41 EDT (#)
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That's not a cosmo, that's the work of not having anything to mix with in the house, so it's just Grey Goose and red twister...pretty tasty I might add. I was in that CS server a few times but every time I log on there are like 3 people there...and they all sucked.
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:46:55 EDT (#)
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So far I'm receiving a pretty decent verbal thrashing. The pot is in the piece. Yes that's a giant martini glass and I love it. I fill it once and can get pretty nicely buzzed so it's useful. Nay I am not gay, but I did ask for thrashing so gay jokes are to be expected ^_^. Keep it coming fellas; I don't feel utterly demoralized about my appearance yet.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Dooza, you idiot, you forgot to tell him to stay in the garage.
Submitted by audjgirl (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:44:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you look pretty stoned and i'm surprised you're drinking a cosmopolitan...that's a girlie drink :D also, why do i never see you in the wvucgc server? you said you'd be there :(
-1 for standing me up
+3 for posting a pic with a girlie drink
Submitted by DooZa (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:43:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You look gayer than Elton John. Close the garage and leave the car on.
Submitted by tartpumper (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:43:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
OK....
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Basically, you gay twat
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:43:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, now let me see the pot!
Submitted by CheesyGoodness (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:42:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
That would be a bubbler, hard to tell because it's yellowish and my hand is wrapped around the hammer end holding the carb.
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2003-07-23 09:39:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What's in your mouth...