HOLY SHIT! Man walked on the fucking moon!!! (791 hits)
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Submitted by heavenswalls <jbstizout.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-24 04:28:30 EDT
I've been gone a while, yes, but I've still been checking back in and lurking every now and then on here. As some of you might know, I started drinking again at the beginning of this month. It's a blast, and I'm doing something that I haven't REALLY done in a while: have fun. I enjoy it.
Well, I was hammered the other night riding in the back of a friends car around the Mighty Mississippi, staring out the window just thinking about off the wall crazy shit when I noticed the moon rising over the tips of the trees. I was totally psyched. This was no regular moon, it was a harvest moon. Well, it wasn't TRULY a harvest moon, but it looked like it anyway. I call it that because it was blood red - and full. I know you've seen it before as I have many times but I've never thought twice about it. It's just red.
Like I said, I was extremely 'wiggin' over the moon at this instant. I thought about it for a bit and let my intoxicated brain wander off, leaving my sanity far behind. I obnoxiously stated to my friends in the car that man had walked on the moon. Of course, now I can relate my thoughts from the other night to that of The Onion's headline about the same topic.
I can honestly say that as many times as I've looked up and viewed the moon at night, I've never seriously thought that someone actually walked on it. Of course, there are those who say it was all a hoax and that it was an elaborate scheme to fool the enemies during the Cold War and rally the populace of America. I was sitting there thinking in awe staring at our moon while repeatedly saying to my friends: "Holy shit y'all, a man walked on the fucking moon."...
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Submitted by pyroklown (user info) at 2003-07-25 03:26:52 EDT (#)
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Wasn't that in an Adam Sandler film? Or was it a Jim Carrey film? Perhaps it was dumb and dumber, my memory has been damaged beyond repair by alcohol so I forget quite easily.
Submitted by Fabish (user info) at 2003-07-24 11:28:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by El_Guapo (user info) at 2003-07-24 09:27:21 EDT (#)
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that was cool. you from LA/MS?
Submitted by drink_DDT (user info) at 2003-07-24 04:52:13 EDT (#)
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haha. That was my favorite onion article.
I'll have to check out the moon next time I'm sloshed.
Submitted by PopNFresh (user info) at 2003-07-24 04:42:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
aaah the thinkings of a drunk
Truely amazing