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Submitted by <Alabama.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2003-07-25 23:36:23 EDT
All I see here are words, random assortments of letters, digital zeros and ones combined in such a manner as to make me believe that there are other people. Where? I don't know. In my monitor? My CPU? On the other side of this wall? Sometimes people post pictures, and I guess this is supposed to be some kind of proof that other people on some random thing called, in this case, Ubersite, exist.
I paint and I paint and I paint and nothing comes of it. Therefore, my paintings aren't real, I'm not real, and I see no fucking reason why any of you should be one bit more special.
Fuck you.
This will generate a response, much in the same way I could induce a squirrel to bolt for a tree if I were to studdenly charge at it. Some replies will be along the lines of "you are wasting my time," "die," "you're useless," et cetera. These are fairly predictable stimuli, and with only slight variations. That's okay with me. Because these will all be words and randomly assorted letters. What does it matter to me?
Good night.
And fuck you.
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Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-26 16:39:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
lol Alabama- really? Never realized that before. Wasn't done intentionaly. I was in a very shitty mood last night when I got on here, so forgive my lashing out. Something evidently struck a nerve with me. Anyways...Hi =)
lol- Queen
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2003-07-26 03:59:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, Alabama, I don't know what's real anymore.
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-07-26 00:58:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, that's the first time you said something to me, Queen. I'm flattered.
Submitted by Queen (user info) at 2003-07-26 00:45:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for saying "fuck you" to everyone who read your post. I read your post, and I think you should go stick your dick in a light socket fucknut. So.....no, FUCK YOU.
Queen
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-07-26 00:26:36 EDT (#)
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This is easily the shittiest thing I've ever written and already this one got the most replies.
This tells me something.
Submitted by lodnem (user info) at 2003-07-26 00:18:51 EDT (#)
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No, contrary to what you were led to believe, little people do not live in your computer and type these things on the screen.
Relax, take your pills, forget you ever thought about that and everything will be just fin
Sorry, can't put that last l tt r in caus som on 's on a smok br ak .
Submitted by Cymensen (user info) at 2003-07-26 00:09:24 EDT (#)
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"All I see here are ... random assortments of letters"
You dyslexic buddy?
Submitted by Alabama (user info) at 2003-07-26 00:08:11 EDT (#)
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**I have read more profound statements written in the stalls of truckstop restrooms.**
Well, duh.
Submitted by MoPed (user info) at 2003-07-26 00:05:01 EDT (#)
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I a reality. I am nothing and I am everything, I am everywhere and Nowhere. I am somebody, I am nobody..
Dude You are no Socrates... Get over yourself... I have read more profound statements written in the stalls of truckstop restrooms.
Submitted by Helpertin <me.at.fakeemails.com> at 2003-07-25 23:51:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
you are wasting my time, die, you're useless anyway!
Submitted by jeetkunetony (user info) at 2003-07-25 23:44:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
this is reslly ocol cuz yeah
wooh, musta bput too much im that drink