Misunderstood (593 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: 0.68 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Vilem Marak <vilem.marak.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2007-05-15 09:24:37 EDT
Prague can be a funny place. The women are beautiful, but as do all good things they come with a hitch.
They are harder to understand than grrl's in the "west" and I don't mean because of a language barrier.
For example, I was riding the metro from some sort of meeting and on my way up to the surface via the mile long escalators I noticed that the woman in front of me had her skirt shoved neatly between the cheeks of her arse. It occurred to me that this may not be the intended way to wear said garment so I tried very delicately to pull out the material hemmed in between those round, firm man traps by pulling on the bottom of the skirt ever so gently so that she may not notice anything thereby me saving her from an embarrassing situation. My intentions were chivalric but my fingers weren't light enough so she turned around, glared menacingly and prompted to give me a hard slap across the face. She then turned back, without a word and continued to escalate. Her body language clearly demonstrating that no explanation from me is to be anticipated nor accepted. In total confusion and shock the first thing to occur to me was that her skirt was purposely worn the way it was so I poked the material back into her crack.
Stars and a sensation of falling followed then everything went black for a second
I woke up at the bottom of the escalator with a couple of dozen people staring disapprovingly at my fallen form. No one helped me up. My head hurt. I staggered off in an embarrassed daze.
Not a word was exchanged. I just don't get it.
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Submitted by monkeyswithguns (user info) at 2007-07-11 17:12:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-16 07:03:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-16 09:57:04 BST (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:06:31 EDT (#)
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Come on you were trying to stick your finger up her bum werent you......
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we all got our ways, dude.
some try flattery, gifts, dinners...
i'm more direct.
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NO BABIES, UP THE BUM!
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-16 04:57:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:06:31 EDT (#)
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Come on you were trying to stick your finger up her bum werent you......
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we all got our ways, dude.
some try flattery, gifts, dinners...
i'm more direct.
Submitted by EmissionImpossible (user info) at 2007-05-16 03:06:31 EDT (#)
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Come on you were trying to stick your finger up her bum werent you......
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-16 02:47:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:30:54 EDT (#)
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Uh, why didn't you just mention it to her politely?
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cos that wood make for a really boring read.
never realised that there were so many people afraid of women's butts on this site.
hardly NSFW, it's just an ass, everyone has at least one. everyone!
Submitted by i_can_get_you_a_toe (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:47:39 EDT (#)
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hahaha
UNBAN PHALLIC!!!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2007-05-15 20:10:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2007-05-15 16:38:57 EDT (#)
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me likey
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2007-05-15 15:11:34 EDT (#)
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My dad told me this joke when I was 6 years old. He just didn't mention that it was on an escalator.
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2007-05-15 14:30:54 EDT (#)
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Uh, why didn't you just mention it to her politely?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2007-05-15 12:12:23 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2007-05-15 12:04:59 EDT (#)
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-2NSFW all the kids are doing it
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-05-15 11:51:09 EDT (#)
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Have another one as a fuck off to the NSFW kids
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2007-05-15 11:50:22 EDT (#)
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I laughed
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2007-05-15 11:48:02 EDT (#)
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NSFW
also, boring.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2007-05-15 11:31:28 EDT (#)
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probably shouldn't have touched a strange lady's butt.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2007-05-15 11:27:53 EDT (#)
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NSFW.
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2007-05-15 10:49:08 EDT (#)
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Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-15 10:35:57 EDT (#)
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I laughed and by laughed i mean i did what i always do when i am amused by things on the internet which is thinking "that is amusing" without my face actually registering it.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2007-05-15 10:43:29 EDT (#)
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That's worth a heh.
Submitted by manic_impressive (user info) at 2007-05-15 10:35:57 EDT (#)
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I laughed and by laughed i mean i did what i always do when i am amused by things on the internet which is thinking "that is amusing" without my face actually registering it.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2007-05-15 10:09:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-15 10:03:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 09:31:01 EDT (#)
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I sincerely hope this is a joke.
If not...wow.
just...wow.
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well i twisted the story a bit.
i dint fall down, but later my wife asked why i have two black eyes when i got home.
so i said i fell down.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 09:50:34 EDT (#)
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Well, it's a close up that takes up the majority of the screen so I'd say yea.
But after further consideration you are granted a -1.
Submitted by czwij (user info) at 2007-05-15 09:40:09 EDT (#)
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a bum is not safe for work?
jeezus!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2007-05-15 09:37:05 EDT (#)
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This was stupid, but the phrase "she continued to escalate" in this context is fantastic.
Submitted by ChaosJester (user info) at 2007-05-15 09:31:01 EDT (#)
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I sincerely hope this is a joke.
If not...wow.
just...wow.
Submitted by snag (user info) at 2007-05-15 09:30:07 EDT (#)
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NSFW you dumb cunt